/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2560

► Detected: 477,720 ► Died: 21,378
► 31 deaths were reported since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

Poland under lockdown, 37 million
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST CASES
08:26: 328 new cases and 3 new deaths in Austria.
08:20: 71 new cases and 7 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:18: 182 new cases in Russia.
08:13: 63 new cases in Germany.
08:06: 54 new cases in Japan, including 47 new cases in Tokyo. This is the highest number of new cases in one day in Tokyo since the outbreak began.
07:59: 325 new cases in Israel.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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twitter.com/BNODesk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
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>Dead: 21,476
lol, still only 21,476.
How many days has it been stuck at 21,476? Four days? Five days?

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Reposting from last thread

56, Chronically Ill.

Just today but has been feeling bad about 3 days ago. She has a dry productive cough, low grade fever, sore throat, body aches, fatigue, loss of sense of smell, but only 60 confirmed cases in my city. If y'all are interested I can take on a trip and post updates.

I'm a girl, young, and healthy, I am not worried about me per se.

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Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

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When are you going to realize that it says "Died" not "Dead"?

Corona-chan worship cult check in.

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guys ,remember that Italian user who reported first case in his small city?I wonder what happened to him

Track infected, catch infected, shoot infected. The only way to survive.

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Is this true czechbros?
>twitter.com/jeremyphoward/status/1242894378441506816
>youtube.com/watch?v=BoDwXwZXsDI

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NO MORE LOCKDOWNS! NO MORE DAMAGE TO OUR BEAUTIFUL ECONOMY!

LET'S GET AMERICA WORKING AGAIN! KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
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Down with the sickness (jazz):
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Hurt:
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Bat flu rising:
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Oats in the water:
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My Sharona:
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Gives you hell:
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Hallelujah:
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Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
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Closer(jazz):
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Alive with the glory of love:
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Skater boy:
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Enter Sandman:
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Frozen
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Heat of the Moment
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City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
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Dumb ways to die:
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I wonder what happened to this guy

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Checking in

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Man, I love this copypasta. Good job, leaf!

Why does this retard keep getting reposted? Everyone knows he'll be dead and dumb an a couple of months anyway. Is this white nigger trying to advertise his own dumb tweets here to stroke his e-penis?

>21,476

Whoa, want it only just passing 10k a few days ago? I feel like I was in haze or something.

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This is the best solution to the problem. It's so obvious and cheap. Politicians are a bunch of retards.

This is great.

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Delet you you'll follow him

Threadly Reminder that your loved ones will probably end up in the back of a fucking fridge-truck like the Mcgriddles Mcdonalds serves up every day.
Your Ma and Pa will be rotting for weeks in the back of this truckbed until Trump can be bothered enough to pay to get them cremated so the left-over shambles of your family doesn't go broke trying to bury them.

This doesn't get better, screenshot this and compare it to whatever the fuck is happening 7 days from now, it's getting worse.

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twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

Amazing!

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>deaths doubled after 10 days
G-guys, Gary is making me nervous with these numbers...

This is just another attack on Trump and the Trump economy. The Dems just get lower and lower each time.

Checking in

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Fulfilling song requests, post any. Feels like singing

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Preach.

>twitter.com/BNODesk
>Guys the olympics are cancelled you can start counting the infections and dead again!

Tokyo is on the train to hell. There is now absolutely no containing it and it will spread even faster than any other city in the entire world. Old asians are prideful, and will not want to take up hospital time therefore die in their homes causing a catastrophe unlike we have seen yet.

Yes, I am reposting this, but it is very important that you read it. Classification Alpha, must read.

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imagine what the actual numbers are.
shills will ignore that more than a million chinksects succumbed to Corona-chan.

Who /comfy/ here?

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>tfw likely already have coronavirus because mom is sick and you're a thumbsucker.

I wash my hands before I do it everytime but... Oh well, when I invariably get sick, you'll be able to ask me anything Yas Forums I'll be your field agent.

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How many people has hilldog killed with this virus so far? I can't believe Hillary Clinton would actually create a virus just to get back at Trump.

For those anons that do groceries. How much of an absolute shit show and inconvenience is it for you now? For me all shopping baskets are gone, excess trolleys are gone. Every time you go in a supermarket you must use a trolley even if you're buying one item. Everyone has to queue down isle. So much fucking waiting because old cunt boomers are indecisive on if they want to buy leek 1 or leek 2. I fucking hate that ordering groceries online and having it delivered to my door isn't a thing in my rural town. I'm glad that I have 95% of my prep done. I only need to leave the house now for fresh milk or bread. Pantry and freezer and ram packed full.

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I think you can ditch the supected column, nobody reports suspects anymore

>15 mln chinks disappeared sine January
Oh God the numbers

If it doesn't work, ventilators for all

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War soon.

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How many people live there? Everyone probably has it.

Isolate her and clean everything to prevent the spread. Take her to the doctor.

How long do symptoms last? It's hard to say, the virus has to run its course and it also depends on the person's immune system.

Bingo. Her silence throughout this whole thing has been so telling.

Trump won't let her get away with it, he knows EVERYTHING.

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Even chinks ignore that. The sad part is they can fully afford the hit.

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>Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
Quote from sick Isralei " It's been a real CORONACOASTER "

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Wuhan is dead again, no traffic today

What could this mean?

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>All fake job wagies go home
>Single mothers BTFO
>schools shut
>Women have to care for their children
>borders closed

Clinton
Orchestrated
Viral
Infectious
Disease

COVID

brb getting 3 scarfs so i will have 147% effectiveness

Darude- Sandstorm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic

Over 1000 deaths in the US, watch it increase to be higher than Italy, China and Spain

Nobody gives a fuck about your humblebrag, you neet shitstain

Nothingburger confirmed.

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It's been pretty easy. Plenty of carts and baskets, plenty of inventory, and I go later at night around 9PM so I can avoid large crowds.
I've stocked up on dried goods, canned food, and a metric fuckton of ammo by just going at a reasonable time and not traveling on weekends.

enough normies are still working dayjobs to keep the stores sparsely populated. I think the only thing the local Krogers was out of was my favorite Beer. I still give it another week before shit collapses. We did JUST have a massive tornado tho so idk.

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They forgot how to drive

Good lord what will 1 million look like!?

>those crowded japanese trains
Man, I can't wait

Oh the bliss from Far vry 5 please. Song is nice and comfy

can't you order pick up?

Youre spreading unapproved news here. Ive already alerted twitter authorites

Only listen to the CCP eh CDC and WHO

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i want to live there it’s not fair

heh...what do you think they created /HIM/ for?

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>not just having her changing into a bigger qipao

I swear this image is such wasted potential and the artist fails to understand the sexual value of a qipao.

This
Virus induced alzheimers

They have masks. They just need to cancel all large events and close all dine-in restaurants and they can slow the spread dramatically. Masks are crucial.