PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/25/20
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>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/25/20
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>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 3/25/20
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>SG Adams on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
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>KAC outside WH 3/25/20
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>KAC on FoxNews 3/25/20
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>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
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>Giuliani on FBN 3/25/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (DODSpox Alyssa/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/25/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (UndDefSec4A&S Lord/DOD A&S Ldrs) 3/25/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/25/20
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>DOEVideo: EnSec Brouillette Corona-chan Update 3/25/20
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>HHSVideo: HRSA Awards $100 Million to Health Centers for Corona-chan Response 3/25/20
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>CDCVideo: Protect Yourself/Corona-chan Response/Ad Council 3/25/20
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>CDCVideo: Corona-chan Stop the Spread of Germs 3/25/20
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>WHVideo: No American Is Alone As Long As We Are United! 3/25/20
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MAGA
NEW BAKER NEEDED
MAGA!
Make russia soviet again))))
Accept Corona-chan's love, /ptg/
MAGA
MAGA
WTF
why are you not asleep now, ameribros?
trumpbux are for sure now?...
Hubei province has backed to normal, once again Anglo's evil plan backfired.
youtube.com
wholesome
also AWOO
Also MAGA, as if there weren't enough.
danke
take rest fren, someone will take over dw
sorry user, government mandate, you have to eat the bugs because of coronavirus
>why are you not asleep now, ameribros?
I'm drunk and playing Far Cry 5.
SOON
thank you salt fren
Even Fauci hopping on the meme team
Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me
Why hasn't Trump cured the Chinese virus yet?
Fauci was defending that dumb nigger protecting China though.
>be dumpf
>say I have a question
>sperg and ramble like a retarded boomer
>spreg about the media hur dur the media doesnt like me
do the opposite of the chinaman and you'll be fine.
This includes:
>don't eat dogs
>don't eat bats
>don't eat pangolins
>don't eat cats
>don't eat gutter oil
>don't eat live mice
>don't eat lead paint chips
>don't eat raw fish
Say hello to the 46th president /ptg/.
kek
See this?
This is the hard peak
All downhill from here
who is dumpf?
> NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEXT ONE IS ON ME
> thanks for baking
I've got one, how many Awoos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Woke up. Couldn’t get back to sleep. Now it’s too late before work.
i always wake up at 4
You guys can’t possibly DEFEND THIS
Imagine being an awoo and changing your own lightbulbs.
4
How many?
Because it's time for essential workers to wake up and save America.
None! We get Apu to do it.
>3/24
why aren't you adding yesterday's or today's finn bro?
as many as it takes
how dare you?
how will you defend dozens of millions of Americans having no job after after the pandemic while 30 million illegals are working mostly in on the black market and making more money than real citizens?
He dipped his foot into the pool and didn't like it.
>putting mint in iced beer
Trump just said that eating boogers boost your immune system, it makes sense to me
>NEXT ONE IS ON ME
BUT CAN YOU ENDURE!?
they taste surprisingly good too
low effort/10
That's the most up to date one at RCP
My sleep schedule SNAFU
so they buried Gucci? go out of business?
ah alrite, thought they get released everyday
pic related
wasted
downhill like getting ghosted by two grills
Good numbers pajeet
i feel so bad for strawberry
i wouldn't be surprised but who is this guy
today is her 80th birthday
say something
I got unghosted by both!
Even got some pics sent to me for the first time! Baby steps!
may it be her last
>80
me on the right
it won't be long now
I have to stay up until past 2 in the morning for this little fucker to not crap in his cage.
When is a better time than while there home?
>puppy
>already turning gray
he needs love, not a cage
He has always had that.
>be trump
>Literally genocide America
>claim it's "good for the economy"
It was at this moment Cletus realized, blumpfkins only cares about his rich mates
People are saying:
>yup, $1,200.00 translates to a federal level minimum wage and it ain't gonna cut it, but why are you blaming Drimpft? He had no control over this.
Exsqueeze me?
Senate GOP was constantly in contact and getting input from the White house while concocting this bill.
The fact that Drimpft said nothing about or even praised this pocket change, will force me, a life-long republican and 2016 Trump voter, to go with Biden.
We, the American people, will not stand for this transgression.
yeah. was just joking.
>yeah. was just joking.
so tired of this orange nigger turning everything into his own personality reality show so his kids can suck off the gov't teat. fuck all of you
WAGIE IN HIS CAGIE
Checked. Remember they stopped using the percentages after that year.
>WAGIE IN HIS CAGIE
CAT IS COMFY
CAT IS STRONG
CAT TAKES NAPS ALL DAY LONG