China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine" archive.is/i9DAX
Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing archive.is/x0PhF
>LATEST CASES 07:59: 325 new cases in Israel. 05:36: 88 new cases in Finland. 05:35: 93 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan. 05:24: 1 new death in South Korea. 05:09: 111 new cases in Thailand. 05:02: 3,869 new cases and 18 new deaths in Germany.
>C-C-CORNAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL!!! Literally doesn't exist. You're letting kikes lock you up like a misbehaved dog over some fucking super disease that isn't even real. Can't believe Yas Forums fell for the Jewish media that it vilifies, you played right into (((their))) hands.
>we shift the date of the referendum on constitutional amendments >next week from 28th to 5th is oficial holiday (with payment) >blablabla stay at home >All social benefits and privileges renew automatically without visiting government agencies >All families with children receive subsidies from the state over the next three months, starting in April. In the amount of 5 thousand rubles for each child every month. >Set sickness benefits of at least one minimum wage >Increase unemployment benefits to the minimum wage >The possibility to temporarily stop payments on consumer loans and mortgages without any fines >Small and medium-sized enterprises receive deferral of all taxes next 6 months >Micro-enterprises receive deferral of all taxes and contributions to the country fund next 6 months >6-month moratorium on filing debt collection and fines >2 times reduce the amount of insurance premiums from 30% to 15%
>also threadly reminder that THIS will be your home-town in two weeks. Not happy about some of the extended family ending up like that but my wife and kids and I are hunkered down for the long haul. I just hope the power doesn't go out because fuck I hate the taste of the water filters and purification tablets.
Nicholas Thomas
yeah but the hair color is the point. blonde is good, but I still like the darker hair
Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump Hath told you Fauci was cautious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it. Here, under leave of Trump and the rest– For Trump is an intelligent man; So are they all, all intelligent men– Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral. He was my advisor, smart and just to me: But Trump says he was cautious; And Trump is an intelligent man. He hath brought many masks home to NewYork Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill: Did this in Fauci seem cautious? When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped: Caution should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Trump says he was cautious; And Trump is an intelligen man. You all did see that on the Livestream I thrice presented him a hazmat gown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution? Yet Trump says he was cautious; And, sure, he is an intelligent man. I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did listen to him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to follow him? O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci, And I must pause till it come back to me.
>I wonder do you only loose your ability to taste in your mouth or on your testicles too. OK this is fucking weird but I suddenly lost my sense of taste back in October and I got the weirdest kind of flu/cold like illness for about a week.
Jason Nguyen
pretty sure this one was the firs one drawn. not by much though, they both showed up at around the same time so I may be wrong. there was one that was earlier but it wasn't hand drawn.
I go outside and there are no dead people lying on the streets. Why? There's no virus. Wake the fuck up and go to work.
Wyatt Reyes
You mean like China squandered its chance to stop the outbreak at patient zero but instead allowed it to spread world wide while covering up its existence, all the while you faggot asshole were praising China's putrid dick?
No one anywhere said there were dead lining the streets
Gr8 b8 m8
Lucas Hall
Alexa bring me up that tweet the made a while ago about the novel coronavirus not being human transmissible
Asher Torres
Italy should've denied all chink entries and everyone should've denied all italian entries when they became chink'd
we can't rely on people's good will the governments must take action when there's an outbreak
Jaxson Powell
Looking for whoever is guty rn is not solving the problem. The truth is we are fucked, and after we overcome this some heads will have to roll. For now lets take care of ourselves and our loved ones.
>Maybe you haven't come to terms with how bad things are
Nah I just don't give a fuck dude.
Btw our problem is the same as Italy: Lots of old people, and full of poorfags living with their elders. Also little children are often with their grandparents since both parents work.
I think it's about alright. There are basically 2 scenarios for this: the asian (China,S.Korea, Japan) and the Euro, USA one. Which one we will takes remains to be seen.
>If I start masturbating, that means I'm going to spend the following 7-8 hours beating my meat. >My entire fucking day gone, spent being bombarded with dopamine until the explosive finish, which leaves me exhausted and >without any will to do anything else. >And why would it? >I just got the highest reward my nervous system can dispense, there's nothing else that my brain would deem "worth doing" at that point.
>I have spent the last 8 years like this. >Every fucking day. >8 years of absolute nothingness, gone. >They say it takes 10000 hours to become a master in a skill. >I could have done that twice over in the time I spent masturbating.
>Taking away the 1/3rd we spend sleeping and the 1/3rd spent in school/working, I literally haven't lived for the past decade. >Crazy huh.
>I had dreams once, of doing this and that as a teen and making it big in my 20s. >But now even starting to learn anything, I will be past 30 before I can do anything with it. >Older, tired, and without that spark that's needed to become someone who "made it".
>So how do you guys think bat soup tastes? They taste the pain and shock the bat felt when he was tossed into hot broth
Xavier Scott
My loved ones are already taken care of because I prepare for things. I'm fucking ready for blood. I want the chinks and iranians brought to fucking justice. If not for these two countries, this whole thing could have been averted.
Alexander Morales
>chinkoids fucked up so badly that potentially ALL man-made viruses escaped from Wuhan tfw
Because chinks are too prideful to admit their pest was contagious and because that WHO nigger was still saying it was a nothing burger until like 2 weeks ago. Also, because our president is literally a senile retard.
Jose Johnson
fuck you, Hans Why did you subject me to this??????
Jaxon Stewart
The Italians deserve it for being commies.
Charles Gonzalez
I saw a pic explaining it in detail on Yas Forums. Still doesn't make sense to me tbqh.
Gavin Price
thanks bro who posted the corona chan mega stay safe based fren
If you ever speak to me like that again I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your flicking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either…I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself. Okay faggot?
Colton Rogers
L-type.
Daniel Rodriguez
If you're going to be that kind of a degen then just do drugs.
Zachary King
Its all part of the plan to "approve" news through a central governing agency.
Xavier Brown
isn't there a bigger version of this? this is almost ant tier.
Lincoln Turner
L type makes more sense since asians have that brown/black hair.
Aaron Wilson
>twitter.com/WHO/status/1217043229427761152 >Jan 14 >Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China. This one?
Nolan Stewart
>Btw our problem is the same as Italy As per the graph, you're doing it worse somehow. Not sure why US stats are so high. I'm hoping it's obesity since I'm fit AF
I seriously and ironically want this to end with millions of dead chink in a war. I wanna see videos of Bug people mothers crying because their children are stuck in the ruins of the bombed out hovels. The yellow jew is the source of the worlds problems, they provide solutions to nothing, breed like rats and invade our countries.. Now they fucking plague us with meme flu.... I fucking hate the cunts. DIE DIE DIE.
Kayden White
there are two major strains anyway
Robert Collins
i'm scared, lads
Asher Edwards
Don't forget about the Jews who also happen to rule your government
Joke is on you i am 34 working a job that is easy and pays my bills. Other than that i am only by myself mostly drunk and it is this way since 15 years. I am content with how it is.
Angel Jones
"The Temple of Moloch".
Red Cross & Edison short film c. 1914, re: the proliferation & prevention of the spread of tuberculosis in a fictional factory & surrounding tenements.
Dasting parallels to Kung Flu, techniques to prevent the spread of TB (the moar you know), film title & the fact children taken from parents to "preventorium" to recover. If nothing else, potential meme material.
>bugman experiencing his first milliseconds of the world >mom already dropped him on his head Jesus fuck no wonder China is a hellscape
Blake Barnes
Don't forget about the Jews who also happen to rule your government
Jaxon Mitchell
fuck you gary
Jack Moore
Anime girls don't look chinky so who gives a shit
Ian Clark
Just call it the CCP virus and incite revolution mr extremist bot
Dominic Walker
ca northbay 707 checking in. up late and drunk. neighbors were on a quarantined princess ship and got back the other day. my county isnt news worthy yet but fuck im nervous. something weird for anyone who cares: i have immediate family who is a public educator and they learned about extended classroom shutdowns from the MSM before actual official work sources. the media is being informed about fed-to-state "recommendations" before actual public servants are. shit is absolutely fucked. pic not related
struck me as more generic than the other, not picking up this soul shit you're laying down
Isaac Jones
i think i'm done
when i lean back i can't breathe, there's pressure in my chest, when i lean forward or lay down on my front, its easier to breathe
i'm fucked
Charles Hernandez
did he died
Tyler Russell
80% of people experience a mild flu, if you have a mild flu you won't go to a doctor to be tested for corona. If that's true then for every confirmed case there should be 4 unconfirmed. It's unlikely you would be sick enough to die without seeking medical attention so the 4 unconfirmed should recover.
Italy has 70,000 confirmed cases and if there are another 4 at home for each confirmed there should be 340,000 total, so a death toll of 7,000 makes the death rate roughly 0.02% which is a literal nothingburger.
Bullshit and disinformation. Literally nothing of this ever been said except our dictator told us to suck dick at home. Meanwhile there's already over 1 million people died from Corona-chan in Russia. +15.
I'm not a bot I'm just more pissed off than normal because I have to stay locked up for a week. because someone I live with was potentially exposed to this faggot CCP virus.
Charles Bailey
Evolutionary intervention. We will be stronger once we drop the dead weight.
Josiah Baker
>"The Chinese Communist Party's proclivity for secrecy was reinforced by President Xi Jinping's eagerness to be perceived as an in-control strongman, backed by a fortified CCP If President Xi is the In-control Strongman, what's Donald Trump's name?
When you start coughing and gasping for air. When we've all got the virus in one form or another. Blow your brains out with a gun and be free from this miserable existence.
user, can you tell me the one about how European healthcare is perfect and brilliant and how everyone in America will be dead in "Just a few days?" You told it to me last week and the week before and the one before that and it always makes me smile!
is it bad to coom while ur infected? I honestly cant stop
Ian Moore
dick, big dick
I've been deeply breathing manually so i feel normal, but if i try to relax and breathe automatically the pressure builds up, i can't even relax on desk chair.
i had a dry coof and some sneezing here and there but now only dry coof, now i have pressure in my chest and breathing is awkward. I don't think i've caught it as i don't feel sick as in feverish or nausea.
Chase Cooper
Ah that makes sense but Mardi Gras was before it really took off in the USA. It would be an incubation period of a month then since Mardi Gras was Feb 25.
Luke Johnson
Italy should lift its quarantine if it ever wants to get first place.
Benjamin Perez
>mfw the vast majority of usa cases are in jew york city lmfao fuck you schlomo and tyrone
This, on my third week of nofap and finally studying jp and french again.
Zachary Wilson
And above all: never forgives.
Parker Robinson
Wagie wagie back in cagie All day long you coof and ragie /Yuro/ comfy /Yuro/ cool /Yuro/ free from work and school Wagiemutt is trapped and dies /Yuro/ eats tendies and fries
>have money left over and want to troll people >put up a massive shitpost made of stone >why? because I can afford it >lean back and watch tards trying to decypher it
Angel Moore
big redpill to be had here. not that anyone here hasn't taken it already. Normies are physically incapable of functioning without social interaction to validate their existence. they are suffering from a massive existential crisis because they are incapable of providing internal validation for their existence.
based fren I'll wait for next thread to post my shitty meme again and then I'll head to bed
Adrian Murphy
She's just saying what our lymbic systems are feeling
Owen Gutierrez
For the first time in history, the slaves have the chance to overthrow their Jew masters don't worry you run out of money, God provides everything in abundance, have faith and organize with your neibhor DON'T PAY RENT DON'T GO TO WORK STAY STRONG
Ryan Reyes
both
Levi Robinson
Should have listened to that corona hospital doc and closed Moscow.
Ayden Watson
L
David Bailey
THREADLY REMINDER THAT PORNHUB IS GIVING AWAY PREMIUM TO EVERYONE AS LONG AS YOU SELF QUARANTINE
Gabriel Ross
>Get sent home because hospital is full >not taken into any statistics >How do we deal with this in the long run anyway? Indefinite quarantine until vaccine is found? LOL HABBENING OVER
Christian Thomas
I honestly believe it's not too late yet. With the right measures we could go the asian route.
Aaron Diaz
>DON'T PAY RENT >DON'T GO TO WORK you forgot the next necessary steps >KILL YOUR LANDLORD >KILL YOUR BANKERS >KILL YOUR POLITICIANS otherwise decent post
Oliver Jackson
If 500,000 people die every year due to the flu, and this coronavirus is potentially more deadly and more contagious, isn't.... doesn't this essentially mean the end of old people? We can't stop the flu. Science really doesn't seem to be able to do anything about viruses.
Lincoln Myers
>all went up >UK half the deaths of the previous day >france peaking already >germany squashing the death rates >WORLDWIDE deaths yesterday less than the previous day lol
