What a joke!
If stuff is supposed to be shutdown for another 2 months (minimum) what good does a 1 month paycheck do?
Wait... this 'stimulus' is only for 1 month?
everything opens on easter
Still a joke.
Around here schools are closed for the rest of the year. With schools out, businesses will follow.
You get it. This payment is a joke.....
To be fair they said they would do another one if they needed to.
Sadly this will probably be another 1.5 trillion for corporations while we suckle for the leftovers.
Why don’t we just cut foreign aid and solve the problem for the tax payers all together? Surely it’s more important to take care of ones own people before rescuing others who detest us.
Imagine thinking that the government would pass anything that benefits average working americans. The only people that truly benefits from the government is people on welfare, illegals and the rich.
>Republicans:think of the missile industry
>Democrats:think of the 3rd worlders impacted by those missiles
>Retards:OHHHH IM VOOOTING
$1,200? lmfao
I live in LA and that doesn't even cover my monthly rent that I have with my roomate.
Suck a fat dick orange man
That's 1.5 trillion that doesn't go to niggers though, so, silver linings.
>muh working class
>muh rich
>muh welfare
Shut up commie
Schoolyear only goes 'till the end of May.
That’s your own fault.
I can't believe the jews in congress actually gave us money without strings
It's almost two mortgage payments for me, coastal faggot
Why don't you have a savings account, you dumb faggot?
Confirmed niggers, only care about gibs.
Yeah that’s why businesses shut down every summer when there is no school you fucking retard
HUBBAHUBBAHUBBA!
MONEYMONEYMONEY!
GIBSMEDAT HOMEY CHECK CRACKA!
Then gimme yours, faggot!
And Whyte wimminz & the sweet, sweet fried chicken.
this aid for your citizens who would starve during the pause of the economy, idk how much is 1200 dollars
the stimulus comes after that to press the reset button so businesses can give you jobs again
a very optimistic plan, see in you may
Ewww, how is it over in LA? I heard you people throw your poo out in bags.
i imagine they will force schools to open up and it will just vary state to state
so far we are on track to be business as usual by easter so i imagine the end of april would be the latest school is cancelled
still sucks for parents that have to find a babysitter for that long
I heard like 15 weeks. Maybe that's the unemployment boost. Faggots getting a paid vacation with a bonus and wanna cry about lockdowns? Least they got bills paid.
Call me up when you get to work in this shit meeting randoms with god knows what just to make ends meet.
Enjoy your vacation faggots.
STFU corporate/richfag shill.
You deserve torture and death.
Not really, I make over 140k/year and pay less tax through my corporation so I don't have to give it to the spics and niggers for their EBT cards and welfare.
Enjoy fucking your cousin, Nathaniel.
Because I like to have sex with hot women and do a lot of cocaine.
I wish more people would actually listen to the person in charge and not (((them)))
It's fine, I live in a well off neighborhood up in the hills so I don't really see poor cucks and barely pay attention to them.
big if true
That's by design you urban trash eat shit
sorry no tranny surgeries for the foreseeable future, you can always join the 45%
Serves you right for living in that Mexican infested shithole, faggot
Mega
Mexicans don't live in my neighborhood.
Is he wrong? Just look at the 2008 stimulus bill. A majority of that money went to banks, corporation, and I'm sure it ended up in welfare payments to niggers and illegals too. If you don't remember this happening the first time then you aren't very bright and how is someone talking about something that should be helping your average american worker a communist?
If you make more than 140k then you're gonna get nothing. Why are you crying then?
Stimulate?
NOOOoooOooOo000OOo0O0o YOU CAN'T JUST STOP WARLORDS IN AFRICA FROM EMBEZZLING AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS OR ISRAEL FROM GETTING OUR MONEY AND TECHNOLOGY THEY ARE OUR GREATEST ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!
Aye! wife and I are still employed both working remotely with. Free money!
>$1200
>one month paycheck
not even enough to cover rent in any major city lmao
>tfw i get unemployment checks AND 1200 from this overblown flu
Thanks Corona-chan ill be able to afford my lasix after all
I'm sure if you could actually read the bailout bill you would see that there are plenty of strings attached. Conveniently the bill is blocked from the public eye so who really knows what's in it.
Please. Do the needful.
>Free money!
Funny that you should mention that
>I live in LA
Why the fuck would what you think matter then?
Israeli stimulus happens yearly, $3,800,000,000.
MUH JESUS
MUH 2ND COMING
GOTTA PROTECT THE JEWS
I'm a commie because i think average working americans don't get shit compared to illegals on welfare or the rich? I'm not saying eat the rich faggot i just want some fairness in this system that has consistently fucked us over time and time again.
Maybe so but I'm getting delicious jew gold in my bank instead. Haha
You didn't vote for him anyway so you didn't get shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Learn to read you retard. I run it through an S-Corp and I pay myself nothing and I will get that measly $1,200 and buy cocaine with it.
Because the rest of the country is literally on our nutsac and loves to talk shit, yet you enjoy our movies, iphones, teslas, fruits and veggies.
We're the largest and most productive state.
I do not give one single fuck about you corn cobbling, mineshaft mining, sister fucking rednecks.
Can you not look at flags Calicuck?
Why the fuck would a hard red president give a single fuck about a state that will never vote for him?
Why the fuck wouldn't he just make sure the people who elected him get goodies, while you eat shit?
Do you need money though?
As long as you:v got a phone and Pornhub you're entitled to the greatest pleasure known to man as much as you can stand:
Jerking off to BBC.
Your country is the redneckistan of England anyway. Same shit.
If I were to brag about something it would be an accomplishment rather than geography. You live in a hovel in a 3rd world shithole dodging needles & getting raped by hobos. So enlightened. HAHAHA. I actually own land & can grow my own produce. The other things listed are for cucks & queer bait such as yourself. I'm LMAOING at your pathetic life.
I own many properties in many different states, you stupid fuck. I invest in that instead of a 401k.
You're just buttmad your pastime in your shithole state includes fucking your sister, bull riding and square dancing to country music.
Enjoy the mediocrity.
Nah mate, tell me, why should drumpfy give you anything?
Seriously, I wanna know how the Cali mind operates, where they think they'll get anything if they oppose you.
DRUMPF
but single moms will get $500 a head for each sprog they made burning the coal, so Dems are peachy with it. at least I know of $1200 the whores and minorities aren't getting!
God the destitute squalor even bleeds through in your desperate cope. Just because Unky & big brother fucked you doesn't mean every family does that. I feel sorry for you almost.
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This is the dumbest, goyest, boomerest comment I'll read today
Because I pay a lot of taxes. Especially federal taxes that pay for redneck states and their roads.
Do you understand how the USA works you asshat?
Kys bob.
>Because I pay a lot of taxes.
So? Thanks, maybe try voting for Orange man if you want them reduced instead lmao.