Wake up see this. Wat do?

Turn off the computer monitor

FPBP

swim

>A fucking ramp.

Exactly. They probably also have tanks with training wheels.

Swim to the shore, walk back home and think how the fuck did I get to the middle of the sea.

maybe they're going to a skateboard convention lol

hopefully i have a sunburn from floating out in the water so my skin isnt so pale. then i squint my eyes and hope they think i'm one of them.
>ah res herro i am the chinese ferrow rike you

if you squinted any harder, chang, your eyes would close

Watch one Swedish quiet diesel electric sub fuck their shit up.

tell them to show belly button and go to bed

In America there will be a gun behinde every balde of grass, any other nation they are fucked liked a medium rare bat.

>Sweden
>doing anything other than telling other nation's navies that they're gay

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go back to sleep

australia has more chinks then any country outside asia

or 5.6% of the population vs 5% of the population in canada

Watch US Navy methodically pick them apart while I eat Big Mac breakfast.

I think you mean move container ship into warship.

Send in the tactical exploding dolphins

laugh at your dying brown country

do a massive kickflip on my powel peralta deck off that kickass halfpipe
yeeeeaaahhhh dooooooOOOODddd

just go back to sleep. Honestly who even cares anymore. If they want it that bad then whatever.

LAUGH AT ITS SHODDY CONSTRUCTION

CHINK MILITARY IS A JOKE

But user that's not an American ship

Depends. Are their ships and weapons built like their escalators and elevators?

well i mean you burgers have a fuckton of military bases in europe and right now something like 30k soldiers on the eastern european border for an "joined forces exercise", all this while in the middle of a retard pandemic and three countries (russia, china, iran) openly accusing you to be the cause.

The Chinese military is pretty much a joke. Re-engineered legacy Russian hardware, stolen/poorly reverse engineered computer technology. Poor quality metals, dubious performance of its weapons, untested in real combat, and almost a zero logistics capability to move its stuff around.

My mistake, l see this type of photo and just assume it's burgers waving their dicks around.

McBased seppo! I'll grab some McCafe too mate.

Who dis

rest easy

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Laugh out loud. AHAHAHHA is that all they have? Pathetic asf

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So lucky. I wish I could live in the wilderness without fear of starvation or immigrants killing me.

oh fuck hes coming
youtube.com/watch?v=e1SArILAHPw

>a fucking ramp

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No nuclear M.A.D is upset if someone takes out an invasion fleet from a railgun.

Laugh at the fucking ramp.

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Is that the Chinese main battle fleet?

>Not calling him DeNirmole

I like this memetic. I will use it.

If you installed electromagnetic railguns on your coasts, inside of mountains lets say, or inside bunkers protected from drones and airstrikes, a single physical projectile would completely destroy an entire aircraft carrier, and no known defensive systems can deal with a ball of metal traveling at insane speeds like that.
WW3 warfare will be crazy, but I doubt the aircraft carriers will last very long when shit finally kicks off for real.

wave and go greet them.

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Very Underground polka Dj from poland called mr egg freez, rare photo indeed

I actually smile sometimes knowing that the worlds most evil familia/Cartel of absolute power live here...because I know the shit we will have in space protecting themselves is beyond powerful...

The carriers gonna have magnetic fields or some sort of kinetic barrier around them or drone swarms protecting sky and sub marine drones protecting under water if they dont already got that shit, having floating cyber punk castles are not underrated

then go destroy them mutt. Cmon, the world is sick of the insect hive and we need them exterminated.

boats lmao

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Fire ze missiles.
We have a lot of those, more than enough to sink those fucking tubs. Pretty state of the art too, seeing as you guys are buying them.

They live in bunkers on some remote iland you fool

Britains defence strategy involves the sampson option with nukes.

ask for batsoup

Is that what I think it is?

>A FUCKING RAMP

Not enough for this momentum.
You would bend your ship in half with the magnetic field. You would inverse it actually.

>Wake up see this. Wat do?
u hace to sleep in a boat to see this while waking up

Outdated soon enough, drone swarms is where its at

what are the particles hitting the water?

And they would rather leave the bunker in 50 years than 300 years...
They plan well ahead, why not, they can afford it.

ordnance barge, target ship, sea floor, whale etc.

A million drones flying around like a shield might work

>the sampson option with nukes

It's actually quite civilised, our nuclear response/attack, a lot of it is pure defence...apart from those that aren't.
Very interesting. Involves BBC Radio 4.

>A

laugh, tell them to make way for the other 19 carriers.

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Fuck you im swedish

Would just find another country to leech on, youre not special goy

jissis, madness

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>FUCKING

WOW I LIVE ON THE OCEAN NOW!! HEY GUYS LOOK THE OCEAN, OH YEAH!!

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Laugh at the ramp and rest calmly, knowing with absolute confidence it will explode into landfill confetti if struck with a conventional hammer.

>RAMP

Makes sense, canada and sweden are equally gay

Use muh guns to defend myself from an oppressive Government, thanks constitution.

But yeah, we have enough to kill the world 200 times over if we ever fall...and we will.
hahaha.

Wheres the flying carriers.. lets go there already, boats are getting old

America? Maybe
UK? Nope

America could do what he said just 2000x over.. we got a nuke problem on earth idiot

turn on the force field, you aint getting down there faggots

Watch them all get TORPED.com

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The fuck the chinks gonna do to us? Drop spent boosters on us? lol.

This. Ramps are for plebs.

> nuke problem
Flag checks out

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lmao, the story behind that sign is actually fucking hilarious. based swedes

5 is too fucking many...
Maintain balance by having mutual world leaders wear a tag where a nuke can hit them at any time...
Thats only ten nukes compared to absolute fucking terror.

And bingo.
They think 200 times over is a big deal in nuclear weapons...
2000X over is the standard...
Like 200 isn't enough.

Railgun em from 200 miles away with satellite and high altitude drone telemetry.

this

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>MUH CHINESE WAR MACHINE
Chinkoids wage war like the Imperial Guard, in the sense that if the Guard only cared about literally pointless and ineffectual waste of human life in the tens of millions backed by state propaganda.

Corona has done more to global stability than all chinkoid warfare since the industrial revolution.
They should just scuttle everything and focus on their rural way of life; they'll own us within 100 years.

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How would the Czech Republic fare if we sent our new gen Trident with the 28 part separating self computing 15 MT thermonuclear heads chose their targets? Its not how big you are, its the motion in the ocean. That's 1 warhead.

Thanks for that user.

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>ramp
Good luck conducting efficient cyclical deck ops. Protip; you can’t.

We got that shit in the bag.
A combined effort of us two...
I'd fucking love a naval war. Would bring some spirit.

And your flag is? Looks retarded and i bet youre poor

Nice