AUS/POL/: Day the chocs edition

So AUSPOL what will you do when the only people receiving a salary outside the Police and Full time ADF is the part time ADF?

guides.dss.gov.au/guide-social-security-law/3/11/3/40

>Defence Force reservists receiving unemployment payments can perform reserve training, reserve service or, on some occasions, continuous full-time service. Depending on what type of service a reservist is undertaking however, it may affect their entitlement to payment. In most cases there will be some effect on their mutual obligation requirements AND, in some cases, the income test. There are also situations that can mean that the job seeker is no longer regarded as unemployed and therefore their payments will be cancelled.

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/australian-army-reservists-asked-to-prepare-for-coronavirus-battle-c-762398

Army reserves called up

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sm threads that h thinks australia is epa onna se bralue the s uoyf ilredenniirf remdin

the dole thing shouldn't happen

if you lost your job for this that means you are in a ephemeral job with no security. this event should have proved that

the result should have been people bettering themselves to work in permanent positions with job security, or places that can be work from home

instead all these stupid dregs now get a bailout and will continue to live like peasants

learn to code

ah yeh noice

I've been out 5 years. I'd re-up as an air force type. Army was fun but the engineers aren't calling me back any time soon.

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What your are drinking brother?

He he I’m essential

keyboard broken have to hold right arrow to type without it sketching out

EVERY HUMAN BEING IN THIS COUNTRY IS NOW WHETHER HE OR SHE LIKES IT AT THE SERVICE OF THE GOVERNMENT TO WORK IN THE DEFENCE OF AUSTRALIA

First for having Queensland local elections suspended by the feds, as the sheer number of voters staying away will help Palachezks party electoral chances.

Also, Annastacia Palaszczuk will have to be arrested under existing laws for risking the lives of countless people and health workers in forcing mass crowd mingling.

She will be responsible for additional deaths on top of what is to come.

Also, first for her being put against the wall in the coming purge.

did you drink methanol

its not too late to go to the hospital

Did you go active reserves, SERCAT 5? If you didnt and its been less than 5 years you can literally just call SCMA and say you want to change your category to SERCAT5 and then turn up at a depot. Everyone who gets 'out' actually goes into the reserves so if your still on the books you can get your foot back in as choc

so is this virus going to kill me as a 22 year old male

then how did you type this?

Not yet, they'd zeet people out of inactive reserve first.

how many cones do you punch?

holding rightarow keyr r

not this virus
but a mutation or strain of this virus? maybe.

fuck boys shes almost raid time, whos /arugal/?

Arrest Annastacia Palaszczuk after these local elections.

She is breaking federal laws by arranging mass gatherings.

She will have real blood on her hands because of her fucking ego.

I busted a nut to the corona virus. Seeing thousands of roasties seethe on twitter and have mental breakdowns because they can't get ravaged by chad for a few weeks gives me a hard on. They deserve it. Is that normal?

PS. I hope they die from loneliness because the only good woman is a dead woman.

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lay off the xannies

I dont even like Curtin, and i think he had more charisma as PM than these modern fucks do.
Just from that one video i'm already turning into a flag waving yahoo.

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Probably, yes. It's just a matter of how many times your body can handle being reinfected.

Neg I just got the fuck out, became a plumber, digger driver and went all out on the quals. Working at water plant operator now to round it out and start canning water. Ubique.

got 4 stills and enough sugar to last me 4 pandemics, im rolling in monshineo
ethanol, no methanol in it
keyboard sketching out, left arrow key activating automatically im not even drunk

i dont tak zoomer drgsue

If you have high blood pressure or respiratory weakness due to vaping/smoking then hopefully.

Plz be in Melb

>not knowing Curtin's Total war speech.

what did you do to your keyboard?
spill your milo on it?

is there any way i can loot my super? i have never contributed am a NEET and have like a half dozen diff super accounts from jobs ranging from 6yrs to 2 months i was working.

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none
not a faggot so dont vape or smoke

fuck no ive only ever been to vic once and that was ballarat, i felt the aids in the air the second i crossed the border

You'll contract it but show zero/mild symptoms. Unknowingly spreading it to everyone around you.
Whole reason for locking shit down. We don't have mass testing like the Koreans.

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>So AUSPOL what will you do when the only people receiving a salary outside the Police and Full time ADF is the part time ADF?

Im buying a gas forge to start blacksmithing. Cant wait for society to collapse and I'll be selling spears here in Ancapistan™ to raiders and farmers alike.

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I work for a mining company. Changed to remote work. No chance of it ending. But I'm happy you lads will be protecting me & other wealthy corporates from the starving mobs. Keep it up!

no idea, its some cheap shitty wireless one i got off ebay so i can shitpost from bed on my tv with my laptop. litterally the cheapest one on ebay i could find that shipped within australia. got about 4 months use out of it before it sketched out

I can't stop laughing at rape prevention programs. If you don't want to be raped, don't dress like a slut. Is that normal?

PS. It's only rape if you're ugly.

What about dsp

I wish I could stretch your asshole and put a chain in it.

Forgive me senpai I'm just not up on what the latest furphy is from the cake and arse party.

Anyone know where I can scoop info on whatever these tiers of lockdown are?

My hobby is wasting gov resources. I bludge on cenno. I've never worked a day in my life. I've never paid a cent in income tax. I won't repay me HECS debt. I fake suicide to waste health system money. I refuse to contribute to a system that supports single mothers. I'm getting $750 and $1500 neetbux from scomo. Is that normal?

What about DSP user?

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Soon

Can we put in a wish list of people to execute once you guys install the military junta?

I’ll start ...
> Annastacia Palaszczuk

I assume you cant join reservists on dsp as you'd most likely be ineligible because the adf doesn't want potential spergs on board.

Ah well, yeah it's fucked down here

> I wanna rape you you rapist
kek

How much for a lite of hooch?

>doesn't want potential spergs on board.
lel ... have they seen the Australian population lately?

It's hot:
xvideos.com/video4325903/tied_up_hunk_gets_tugged_and_takes_a_chain_in_his_ass

1163 road deaths in the last 12 months.
What if we took the view that this was unacceptable and we had to take drastic measures to reduce this and lowered the speed limit to 10km/h?
We would have zero road deaths.
We have made the decision as a society to accept at least 1000 deaths a year so we have the ability to get around quicker.
Yet we are asked to accept widepsread unemployment, bankruptcies, a depression and social upheaval in response to the corona virus
bitre.gov.au/publications/ongoing/road_deaths_australia_monthly_bulletins

mate i live there

Dr Kristy Campion

the UQ Sandanistas?
in minecraft of course

I can't stop wanking to pics of dead boomers. Seeing boomers die from corona virus gives me a hard on. Is that normal?

PS. They deserve it because they are a plague on the system.

what state cunt? not going to profit off anyone in this shit time, will accept donations of sugar/honey/molasses/buds for

> a chain
Well, at least it wasn’t gym 20kg plates

nice city but it felt pozzed as fuck

This

All newly unemployed should be forced to do at least a year of national serveice in adf before they get their 750 corona stipend

I want to join reserves but I'm too unfit lul

I volunteer for the job of chief rapist and executioner. My woman hating credentials are well established. Is that normal?

The who?

You do know that the professional military would be against that, right?

Bring on Stage 3!

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imagine when you cant go to the bottle o anymore, thats when shit will start to get hectic

>reservists

Tinder night tonight!
Hows those matches going bois? Any sluts to bang?
Heres a link to see how to see who has liked you and sadly its on reddit:
>reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/cpr0k6/hack_to_see_who_liked_you_on_tinder_without_gold/

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You won't have any left it'll all have been eaten up by fees lol

imagine not homebrewing and distilling, i havnt bought booze from a bottle o in a decade

That thing where you have premonitions and visions? Dunno mate

All I see are yikes.

are thots still thotting right now?

Everyone who turns 18 should have to doa year national service. We need to militarize the whole country.

Jumped on it for the first time in literal years to check it out. Not 1 ugly person in a 30k radius of my area popped up. Loving it

> My woman hating credentials are well established.
Well, every other woman in our population and mainstream media has been convinced to hate all men, so that shouldn’t be a requirement.

Based on feminist literature, they have indicated they want us all dead, and by extension, have legitimised any turnabout-is-fairplay violence against them in the process.

Let me remind you of pic related who nearly triggered a nation wide violent uprising across Australia by women to kill men within 24 hours.

They will have brought it all on themselves.

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Heinlein's you need to serve to become a citizen

I'm spending my entire neetbux cheque this fortnight on grog just in case. Pretty sure I'll die if I have to taper off.

Fuck that. You want citizenship at all - serve or be bloody exceptional at something. No more automatic citizenship for everyone dropped out a vagina on Australian soil. Citizens only get to use social services or vote (but also have more duties & responsibilities, including voting).

Learn to code lol? Probably one the most pointless and oversaturated markets around. You are competing with Indians and Chinese who will happily work for VISA opportunities in the worst conditions possible.
>the result should have been people bettering themselves to work in permanent positions with job security, or places that can be work from home
Wrong, factory and supermarket workers were probably the most ephemeral jobs in Australia and business is booming. Same with delivery drivers. The cushy IT job is a thing of the past

Don't need to do anything to see that no one has liked me thouvh

whats the point if you can't meet them due to corona fears

She's not called Michaelia Cash for nothing boys, get in there and have a stab.

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They would still be against it, have you seen reservists? They're fat neet scum most of the time. Heard a fat fella talking about how he played hide and go seek with a fulltime "sniper" at singo lmfao.

Fuck reservists, the very, very few legit ones that could make a quick transition to full time are far and few between. They tried to make my nephew be a reservist Infantry officer too fresh out of high school. If they're gonna push that they might as well push you into fulltime Infantry officer, not a fucking reservist. Fuck chooks

Lies. Most coding jobs are back in the country now, as you can't trust Chinks or Pajeets not to fuck up the simplest tasks. Theres no shortage at all. Only cunts who say that aren't coders.

If I had braces as a child my life would’ve turned out completely different. But now I am here

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>Learn to code
Is along running joke all around the world m8.
First time here on the chans ?

Are you going to jump from bottle-o to bottle-o like some kind of locust? They put daily limits on grog now, didn't you know?

>You are competing with Indians and Chinese who will happily work for VISA opportunities in the worst conditions possible.
This is the dumbest argument I've ever heard about this topic. You clearly haven't worked on any serious programming projects.

I can't stop laughing at the British thot who killed herself over corona virus. She lived on tutorial mode and couldn't adapt to the prospect of living life as a sub 8 male for a few weeks. I'm happy she is dead. Is that normal?

I didn't know that but I guess I will then. What's the limit?

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If we let it go and majority got it you'd be looking at around 1 million dead and complete collapse of your entire country.

go to your local homebrew store and spend it there and never have to pay shit prices again

for $750 you can get a sweet all grain setup or a sweet still setup, possibly both if you go guten/robobrew and a still head

Remove Chinese when?

>would’ve turned out completely different.
I doubt it if that is your sole reason.

Hubei is slowly back to normal:
youtube.com/watch?v=IjPVh3oOX2I

How imagaine the aftrermath of this disease there is going to be a massive swing to the right wing after millennial and zoomies. Watch their boomer relatives die so some 70 IQ nigger gets a ventilator.