/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2557

► Detected: 475,833 ► Died: 21,333
► 1 death was recorded since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

Poland under lockdown, 37 million
archive.is/NA1IY

Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
archive.is/pS7B8

21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

Finland only testing high risk cases
archive.is/1EyLc

China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
archive.is/i9DAX

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

>LATEST CASES
05:36: 88 new cases in Finland.
05:35: 93 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
05:24: 1 new death in South Korea.
05:09: 111 new cases in Thailand.
05:02: 3,869 new cases and 18 new deaths in Germany.
02:59: First 2 cases in St. Kitts and Nevis. Both had recently returned from New York.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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in.gr/2015/11/13/tech/diethnes-peirama-dimioyrgei-epikindyno-io-ergastirioy/
streamable.com/nou96
youtube.com/watch?v=EFqjDXy9s5A
youtube.com/watch?v=kjUTbwpRCKU
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa032565
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk
youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_edema#Signs_and_symptoms
nbcboston.com/news/local/harvard-professor-charged-federally-with-lying-about-income/2068591/
youtube.com/watch?v=jT6HFCAFDgU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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PRESSING F FOR MUTTLAND

Coronachan is a very good girl. I'm going to miss her.

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Where is Gary

Have you guys played Warcraft III? Here's an interesting story and the final map of *Reign of Chaos*:
>the Legion invades the world (as does Corona-chan)
>the Alliance is attacked first and utterly destroyed, some of them flee to Kalimdor (in-game Western continent )
>the legion comes to Kalimdor in order to wipe out what remains of civilization
>in the final map you play on a timed mission as the strongest elf nation (the US) and fight alongside the Horde faction (Italy&EU) and the Alliance (China)
>the legion has to defeat the Alliance (China) in order to get to the Horde base (Italy&EU), then finally reach the elves (the US)
>if you manage to survive for 30 minutes the legion leader (Corona) dies, but the elves lose their Immortality Tree (Human Rights) forever
>even if you somehow defeat the legion before the timer runs out, the tree still dies
This is why Warcraft IV never happened. ((They)) didn't want us to know what comes next. Stay woke.

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I think its time people realize china isn't hiding anything and they actually contained the italian flu. It'll blow ever in the summer

Reminder that the Roman Salute is one of the best alternatives to the handshake.

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War soon.

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youtu.be/o-e3waxCNNs

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Where is Gary??

Shad edit of corona chan at one million

THIS IS JUST A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER HOW MANY THREADS LIKE THIS ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE?????????

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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOOH ARE BUT SOME PEEPOW ARE FOOOKING STABLE RIGHT HERE!

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Wasnt this at 300k on tuesday

i prefer titty flash but what ever floats your boat

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the CONSOOMERS in NYC will die atleast from this wuflu

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lmao, our green party is going to have a tough job convincing people that pumping up more oil is a bad idea in this economy

what the fuck

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Press S to spit.

Japan is starting to get real bad. With the new lockdowns and their pride, they will go down in flames. Sad to see it, but its commonplace in asian communities were they would rather lie then speak the truth. Japan is the next italy.

Fucking hell india.

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with choice of three dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!!

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we'll keep making threads till the internet goes off

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POST HOSPITAL VIDEOS IF YOU CAN FIND THEM

I want to see what the US has in store

Reading this gave me autism

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According to the Oxford model the UK is already at herd immunity levels so there should be no more cases. But that doesn't match the Italy and Spain data that despite being weeks ahead of the UK haven't stopped pouring out new deaths by the hundreds.

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY

yang gang, accelerate

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SPREAD THIS SPREAD THIS SPREAD THIS from 2015

Greek article about a gmo bat virus from SARS: in.gr/2015/11/13/tech/diethnes-peirama-dimioyrgei-epikindyno-io-ergastirioy/

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It's not happening to me dickhead, my sister works at a hospital and just told us a patient was vomiting blood or something, his lungs are fucked apparently, tests results come out in 2 days and we don't know what to do.

Can you guys be profitable at 10 to 20$ a barrel?

>Wagie wagie back in cagie
>All day long you coof and ragie
>/Yuro/ comfy
>/Yuro/ cool
>/Yuro/ free from work and school
>Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
>/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries
>Trumpbux given, spent unwise
>Wagie wagie coofs and dies

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Press S

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>Oxford model the UK
sauce pleaserino.

Man, xi really is dead.

digits and we all survive

not hospital but it is America

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Bros I just took out the trash I tried to do it fast as fuck but I ran and dropped it and picked it up again. I may have touched my face and now I feel out of breath. Did I fuck up and get infected?

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>Australia will collapse about a week after the US

God this is one comfy apocalypse, the faces here are grim as death but i just keep smiling.

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Holy

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

streamable.com/nou96

Corona virus was already unveiled in 2018.

i saw this on the news

it's not spread through the eyes

Cunt died of corona bro..

>digits and we all survive
MY MOM AND DAD THANK YOU
AND THANK THE MODS

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Careful what you wish for

checked and saved

>and we don't know what to do

upload the cellcam footage to LiveGore you dumb spic

too soon user, but checked

How does it feel, being the golem of the jew and getting flooded by pakis and niggers as a "thank you"?

Yes it most certainly is. It's just not the most common route.

Thanks Robert

>Shanghai Shivers hits Europe
>Europe goes on lockdown
>normie burger friend: don't you guys think this is an overreaction? i mean, it's just a flu
>Wuhan Diarrhea hits the US
>US state start to go on lockdown, cancelling events and such
>the same normie friend: I'm fucking crying, we literally cannot handle this, they even cancelled the LA anime convention, omg they cancelled the vidcon, this is absolutely the worst, I can't even spend hours shopping for exotic asian foods

Wouldve been already bread but then saved you

based ukranian saviour
may y'all keep the russian at bay!

>it's not spread through the eyes
i hope you're not serious

REMINDER THAT METALLICA TRIED TO WARN US
youtube.com/watch?v=EFqjDXy9s5A

Meme flag fagget

Yes but
We who?

ATTENTION ANONS: what exactly would it take for you to believe that Corona-Chan is a Bioweapon? Russia has already admitted such, and other Ivy-League Epidemiologists have also came to this conclusion. Just look at how perfectly it's come to spread across the ENTIRE GLOBE and intimately root itself in almost every community in every country that it's got a foothold in.

I live in Nashville, TN. My county currently has the highest amount of cases at 784, and I'm positive we'll reach over 1k cases tomorrow OFFICIALLY, which will usher in a new epoch for this virus in my state. Soon 1k will become 10k and soon after that 100k if exponential growth is the name of the game.

I was here in late december yucking it up and having a blast laughing at dying chinks, and now that this is in my city I want it to be over with. I haven't left my house in two weeks and I can only pray the niggers can be held back before I'm forced to kill.

Please take care of yourselves anons and DONT STOP POSTING. Share very little story from your hometown here if you have to, word needs to get out. Chinks need to pay

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Don't fucking pretend you know me you fucking cunt. Im giving out information and you are just talking like a little twat. Fuck you.

>7
blessed

all of us here on Yas Forums you dummy.

Checked for baseness

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fuck burger normalfags

no Yas Forums or /lgbt/

Are these safe to use against the virus?

If not, then what would you recommend?

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She's stronger than your quad 7's user. It's too late. Just worship her already. Let's restart.

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It's just a model that assumes x2 exponential growth and concludes two thirds of the UK should have been infected by last week so the illness must be very mild. But that makes so sense, Iran has been reporting new cases for 2 months now with no sign of stoping.

>other Ivy-League Epidemiologists have also came to this conclusion
Post some of them, I want to see what they said and how long until they will be cancelled or dissapear.

based

>4channel

>US
>Elves
Fucking top

also drop the weed bucko

We'll get to see what's worse
Trying to hide numbers or the "if I get corona, I get corona" attitude.

>not spread through the eyes
gg no re

>Yas Forums for the past months

youtube.com/watch?v=kjUTbwpRCKU

>(((Schachtel)))

Holy shit, Robert is that actually you?

WITNESSED

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Lab worker infected himself with SARS in Singapore back in 2003

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa032565

you sure it was blood, here is an account of a nurse treating a patient.

>“It first struck me how different it was when I saw my first coronavirus patient go bad. I was like, ‘Holy shit, this is not the flu.’ Watching this relatively young guy, gasping for air, pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth. The ventilator should have been doing the work of breathing but he was still gasping for air, moving his mouth, moving his body, struggling. We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning.

>pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth.

there is a NYT article but it's paywalled with the same keyword.

>P100
Yea it's safe just get some goggles to go with it.

Kek and his avatar will have mercy on Yas Forums

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ngmi

Where's this from?

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

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>friends with a normie
Makes you a normie yourself as far as Im concerned
Post anime now to prove you arent a normie

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Checked. I know most will pull through.

fuck yourself subhuman

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Get a trip so i can fucking ignore you, faggot.

You need full on face mask if not use ski goggles

no, but that won't happen and if it does, it won't last long

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the internet

DAVAI UKRAINE!! SPASIBA!!

both 2091 and 2097 are ood for welding fumes, so yes

US is the next Italy user. You know it

There was this youtube vid about COVID15. Italian tv piece from... 2015!!! It stated that chinese had done this awful COVID15 by using RATs as hosts to make BAT coronavirus capable to infect humans. That was 2015. Now we have 2 "strains" of corona going around, rumors of one being deadlier.
Any early reporting suggesting major differences were shot down as !!! DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION !!!.
Hantavirus generals get swift memoryholing into archives. Really makes you think...

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OHNONONONO CONVENTION FAGGOTS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

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Thank you, friend. You are a good man.

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it's a pretty shitty song bruh, you're not missing anything

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_edema#Signs_and_symptoms

No it isn't you fucking south american fuck. We are just testing more than the likes of you.

The DOJ made a few arrest weeks ago pertaining to Harvard scientists not disclosing ties to the CCP

nbcboston.com/news/local/harvard-professor-charged-federally-with-lying-about-income/2068591/

obvious MSM denies any ties at this moment, but the DOJ doesn't just go arresting people willy nilly without having some sort of hunch.

Amerifags watch this if you want to feel better, everyone else watch it to understand the history of the late 20th century. This was going to happen to the economy anyway, Coronachan just has her foot on the gas.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6HFCAFDgU

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I'll come and fuck you up if we don't.

>ID says “fuck you, Turk”
Based Canadian.

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