Landlord here

Landlord here,

No, I will not kick you out for a national crisis. Rent is delayed until we are no longer under a national emergency and no late fee's will occur for the foreseeable future.

When this is over, you will only be required to pay a portion of your rent, and in smaller payments depending on your income. I am not trying to make profit this year, I am trying to come as close as I can to breaking even. Your total rent cost will be reduced by approximately 25-30% and I will be quite reasonable in the time frame you can pay it back.

Some of this is due to the amenities not being open, so I am compromising. Also, I just feel a moral obligation to do this. Your livelihood is just as important as mine. Without your rent, I can no longer stay in business. And without your respect, this can't be a symbiotic relationship as it once was before the crisis.

I look forward to pulling together with you, and if there's anything you need, feel free to give me a ring and we'll see what we can do about it.

Sincerely, your landlord and friend, Thomas.

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Give me the deed and kill yourself

Say whatever you want faggot. When the revolution comes (any revolution) your kind is the first to get the rope.

This is the new Yas Forums so happy all the incelibate assholes are dying off.

Thanks Thomas that's really kind of you to offer, but because I am a tech worker and can work from home, I will continue to pay full rent.

Bump
Fuck the resentful Mao tards
Their free helicopter ride will come soon enough

I really kek'd at how the nothingburger outbreak was enough to create thousands of full-blown Marxists-Leninists all over US of A.

Thanks tom, we still up for dnd this weekend?

keep larping commie jew fag

They’ve been here Igor, our public schools and universities indoctrinate them from kindergarten on up.

You sound like one of the rare good ones.
But unfortunately most landlords are Gary Whitakers.

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I own 7 shops and i haven't taken a penny from them. We have to help each other in times like this.

>Thomas

doubt

Why are there hidden cameras in my shower and bedroom?

landlord of 4 properties here. Hard for me to feel for people who can't come up with (no more than 800 dollars) from their bank account when they all drive nicer cars than I do.

Maybe they wouldn't live paycheck to paycheck if they reduced their lavish cost of living to, say, mine.

whatever makes them sleep at night user

let them debt themselves to whoring their wives out

I almost exclusively target single/divorced middle aged men as a demographic. They have less fight in them.

Crafty jew are ya?

Thanks, but I don't pay rent or a mortgage.

100% white. I've been doing this for 10 years, I know what works.

why not pick up a second job? or cut back on your expenses, live within your means.

Let's be honest, how many people on Yas Forums nevermind Yas Forums honestly and actually own property or a business, and if you do why are you wasting your time here

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What's he going to do? Evict them now?

No use trying to appease commie freeloaders, their jealousy can't be satiated by anything except for death of all who remind them of how inferior they are.

exactly. I bought my first on a very modest income when I was 20. I just wanted a quite place to jack off without my dickhead father opening my door without knocking.

I built a mini empire, all started so I could jack off in peace.

YOU WILL NOT FOOL ME

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You won’t do anything you nigger.

>no I will not kick you out

Someone gonna tell this landkike this isnt his decision? Kek

> went through all that trouble for a coom
You know...you could've just foregone all that trouble by just locking your door right...?

Sounds like somebody is sweating a bit...

People who take advantage of this, but can pay, will get theirs.

They'll win the battle, not the war. July comes eventually and guess who gets a 30 day and a shitty reference

This. Landjews so fucked. KEK. They'll have to work like the plebs now

that is very generous
thomas is a good man

Doors didn't have locks.

Lol'd that you'd think I'm too retarded to think of that

you're unique in this world for not being a parasite user

Gonna go out on a limb here and say I bet it'll be easier to pop 25 annoying basedboy larping anarchists than 410billion landlords....

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This has been completely debunked ad-nauseam. Your threats fall flat on their face. Ask yourself, why is trump bringing forth a stimulus package, while freezing evictions?

He cares about his s&p 500 buddies and the banks, not you small fry landkikes who produce nothing for the economy. The eviction freezes will add another 2 months, and another, and another. The working class matters more than you, the gov isnt about to kick out 100 million americans into the street. But the gov will still want to collect your land tax and electric bills.

I hope you saved up for the rainy day, billy boomer. Or you better hope to christ this is"just a flu bro"

I'm a landlord and I say kill 'em all!

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>millions of landlords running to the courts for their claims all at once
Pick a number. You're bout to have a lot of squatters all at once for awhile b4 any eviction can be carried out

Wish that more of you were like this

You should know they also froze foreclosures, federally, so I'm actually cleared for longer than your wagecuck friends, for now.

Also, i'm still a wagecuck. The idea that all landlords are just filthy rich has also been debunked ad nauseum.

Also, I'm 30. Not a boomer. Your comment got nothing correct.

>Deemed non-essential
>Still pay bills and rent
>Shit is still broken in and around my place
Slumlords. USA!!!

If he's genuine. I suspect he's sweating & sees the writing on the wall. FFS even Cheesecake Factory isn't gonna pay their rent KEK

This. The eviction hearings are going to be backlogged into a blackhole.

Hes literally going to be beaten to death very soon.

parasites take all give nothing
which is what tenants who demand theft do

landlords have shelter space they give up access to and contract to maintain in exchange for money

landlords cannot by definition be any manner of parasite

imbecile

In the UK the government has put a temporary halt on possession claims for the duration of the emergency, but obviously the actual rent will still be due. Most people are not underclass and able to get away with going full squatfag/anarchofag and live in a commune with their mates. They will eventually need a reference when they're thrown out.

The vast majority of the working class are disenfranchised by the capitalist system, they also just felt powerless to change it. Global crisis and mortal threats can be enough of a catalyst to awaken that proletariat rage in people.

No good deed goes unpunished.

If I'm being completely honest, of my tenants I estimate all but two, maybe once, will pay me on time or thereabouts, regardless of this. I pick them well.

Of those, I seldom have to take them to court. I"ve evicted, and I've coerced people to move out for being a piece of trash. The latter is easier and can usually be done.

To know when the time is right to harvest your organs. I have an urgent order for two kidneys and a liver.

>capitalist system
Lol kill yourself. The fed and Keynesian is anything but free market capitalism.

>Global crisis and mortal threats can be enough of a catalyst to awaken that proletariat rage in people.
Or as the 1920s and 2010s show, they'll turn massive numbers of people to the radical right, seeing as how most of the landowners in the west are cosmopolitan liberal globalist-enabling elites that preach equality. Actual Marxist-Leninist ideologies are not where people head to in such circumstances. It took the Soviet Union setting up puppet states by the dozens to force communism onto people. Very few ever chose it.

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Except the nature of my argument remains true. There exists a pecking order. The banks WILL collect what is due, and they're gonna knock on your door much sooner than they'll knock on mine.

Been saving up for this day. Looking forward to buying your defaulted property for pennies on the dollar. To buy and live in, not rentkike to my fellow man and be a parasite.
>I'm only 30 and have a job
Good, you'll need it after the year is through

Well said

If everyone defaults on their loan to the bank, as I would if I was unable to collect rent for months on end, that turns the bank into a de facto real estate business. This isn't their business. That's why they sell quick as possible for just enough to comp their losses to you after the foreclosure.

And what're you gonna...occupy an entire fourplex? Nigga you dumb sit down lol you're too naive to how the world works and full of angst.

What is somethings that no Landlord has ever said in the history of mankind?

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Very cool
Too bad you’re like 1% of landlords, the other 99 are sucking everyone dry

Yep. The gravy train is about to come to an end

If I was renting from a greedy landjew I would stop paying rent and instead save those shekels for myself so I could buy a cheap house that'll be on the market. No reference needed.

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>hot air long winded drone about some unrelated red herring to digress purposefully from the topic

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

theft bolshevism parasitism
what isnt yours isnt yours

you are responsible for you
he is responsible for him
didnt you learn this from age 10-20?

then when things return to normal you are fucked
imbeciles

all that is required for eviction is physical removal
push your luck hard enough and you gamble with that

they will make special emergency accomodations to keep the housing market from completely imploding by removing whatever red tape is necessary to expedite the process

look at the quick work they are capable of now when they are forced to

the rich at the top greatly depend on the house/real estate market indirectly

when evictions become choked and impossible measures WILL be taken to make them proceed expeditiously

>The vast majority of the working class are disenfranchised by the capitalist system,
rong
they make their own choices
they disenfranchised themselves
to cast blame elsewhere is to abdicate it entirely
if everyone can cast off blame because they resort to whining then no one is ever responsible for anything

guess how that society works
fuckwit

> to awaken that proletariat rage in people.

yes lets usher in the utopia of the dozens of millions of deaths in communist states of the 20th century

great plan

>I would stop paying rent and instead save those shekels for myself so I could buy a cheap house

In a few months? I think you overestimate the impact this crisis will have on house prices, especially in countries like mine where overpopulation is an inherent problem. If you want to buy in Baltimore to escape the landlord then good luck to you.

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The banks will have to wait too for foreclosure/evictions. The courts are going to be the biggest shitshow you ever saw. People lived mortgage free for 18 months last housing crisis. It'll take 5 years this time

>Too bad you’re like 1% of landlords, the other 99 are sucking everyone dry

no
you are yourself
you signed the contract
unless a gun was to your head by the landlord you have no case

this is why the powers that be at the top will take emergency measures to allow real estate to entirely collapse
that means removing whatever obstacles there may be to speedy evictions

ooops

Gary and the hipster soi trust fund kidults that enable Gary to charge full price in gentrified areas will sent broke as no one will want anything to do with them anymore, then ostracized by the rest of humanity until they complete their journey into oblivion lol.

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>gibsmedats

yeah but if someone tries to take anything from you the sky would fall, right?

You underestimate what sudden 20-30% unemployment looks like & all those people suddenly unable to pay their bills w/o any warning

>Baltimore
I don't have anything to do with the East Coast

>based dwarf posting

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whats wrong with him?
people signed contracts
nothing is unclear
if he is responsible for what he never agreed to, then anyone can be held to anything based on whoever whines the loudest

dont agree to fucking contracts you cant or wont abide and fullfill