WARNING: You are being watched

Anybody who posts on this website is instantly put on a watchlist of domestic terrorist threats. Your every move is being actively monitored by government organizations. You are considered a danger to society.

Many of you are currently protected by free speech laws, but rest assured, these protections will continue to be eroded over the coming years. COVID-19 is finally giving governments around the world the excuse they need to enact increasingly Orwellian policies.

Most of the things posted here will be considered illegal in the near future. Unfortunately for you, these laws will be applied retroactively, and you will be prosecuted. Sentencing will not be lenient.

You and your disgusting ideas will be purged from the internet once and for good.

Consider yourself warned. Five years from now, when you are sitting in solitary confinement, you will only have yourself to blame.

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We don't care

Fearmonger glowie sage

But I come here to yell at Nazis and schizos. Fuck their safe space.

Please, they probably use this website for laughs at our retarded takes.

Well at least someone is reading my fanfic then. Thanks, NSA!

Yeah. Even worse than the drone hovering over my house.

lol good luck
You shouldn't bully the mentally ill, user

Reddit spacing boomer glownigger concerntroll

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Everyone’s movement is monitored every single day, and you think I’m worried about shitposting here?

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Banter isn’t illegal. Everyone knows that everything here is memes, that’s the entire point. Look how Instagram and reddit are riddled with the very same content that floods this board, get a grip and learn to joke boomer.

You should check out khazarmilkers dot com, that's where it gets interesting.

There wont be a government left standing in 5 years loser

My personal FBI agent can suck my big cock

STORMFRONT STORMFRONT 14/88 HEIL HITLER OOOOOOOOODDIIIIIIIINN SS FOREVER

Everything I have ever said on here was sarcastic.

I don't care nigger. I was born a free man, and I will die a free man nothing they do can change that fact.

Implying half the people wouldn't be in solitary anyway for driving trucks into marketplaces.

Yas Forums views are going mainstream. You see it over YouTube and Twitter now. It can't be stopped.

>Anybody who posts on this website is instantly put on a watchlist of domestic terrorist threats
lol no shit, at least active posters. I almost feel bad for the low level glow nigger who has to read my verbal diarrhea posts. You have to be a room temperature IQ smooth brain faggot to not think everything here is monitored, at least shit of 'importance'.

Also, Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck faggots but most importantly of all FUCK JANNNIES!

You're still a nigger, though.

Cool story bro

No, please, anything but solitary and 3 meals a day.

Leaf, your'e the most basic bitch on the board...you need to apologize to /bant/ for having all your threads flushed down the toilet to them.

cool, imma go take a dump

It's all I got since I can't go outside anymore. I wanna find out how many of them will change their opinions in the following weeks.

fkn neck yourself unironically

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Not american though lmao

faggot

don't care fuck off.

Hey Chink, you’re being watched

They stopped being nervous about me a long time ago once they realized all of my posts are satire!

THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE HUMAN RACE

>someone wants to take the time to imprison a homeless person who has never done anything and has no knowledge to share whatsoever
I mean okay then

If I am being watched then the people doing so must be bored out of their minds.

wow a cuck leaf? im totally surprised

Come and get it faggots

watch this *grabs dick*

Good luck.
I'm behind 6 gorillion proxies.

A reminder. I've changed for the better and the views I once harbored on this website are well in the past. 99% of it was satire, concern trolling, and memeing.

And why would anyone care? They are tri-com CCP whores that work for the stateless elite. Anyone that looks me up is a traitor shitbag. Caring about what low life subhumans think.

This website is a joke meant for shitposting and meme-collecting. I larp at whatever will get the conservacuck the most angry that will generate the most laughs for me and my friends. I often share some of this drivel.

I hope no one takes this site seriously

Wassup gloeinegers

How can they prove that Yas Forums of all places isn't satire?

>tfw some agent is probably jerking off to me

Hot.

All jews must die

Who gives a fuck

>he still thinks there are people NOT on the list

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I am a comedian so all of my post are satirical. When is that rake coming?

I just post my tiddies its gonna be ok:)

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But I am a danger to this society.
You glownigger fucking traitors should come see? No, really. If you are the good guys, then you should do something about my severe subversive meme problem.
You worthless mother fucking traitors. Look at yourself.
Look.
This is your life, you retarded nigger. You take our tax dollars for this shit.
You suck at life.

I kinda realized that, too bad for them it's going to take an army to come get me.

Oh!! The Feds are coming for me!! I'm terrified!! They're so tough and intimidating!!

Fuck you, coward. Enjoy living life as an an obedient, obsequious, submissive little faggot.

I guess the expression "shaking like a leaf" was inspired by you cowardly, fear-driven, effeminate, Canadians.

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So?

im not a danger i just like to look at big tiddies on /gif/ i swear

I know that I'm 100% fucked and they have info on my social media profiles.

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Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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They watched the guy who tried to bomb a Missouri hospital for 18 months. They will be watching a hell of a lot longer for a board full of NEETs.

Based

Feels good knowing they're wasting millions watching me jack off

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If I say something that offends your sensibilities, you have the right to rebut my statement, and I can rebut your rebuttal, in turn. The government’s purpose isn’t to protect your feelings. Being an adult means being able to cope and not outsourcing all of your problems. Man up. Nigger

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Im a treaty native, you can go fuck yourself. My reservation land belongs to no one but the people of my band. We will purge any opposing threat.
Fuck any potential threat to my future, and the future of my fellow brothers. They can watch me all they want; its too late.

Lurk longer

Anybody who posts on this website is instantly put on a watchlist of domestic terrorist threats. Your every move is being actively monitored by government organizations. You are considered a danger to society.
Many of you are currently protected by free speech laws, but rest assured, these protections will continue to be eroded over the coming years. COVID-19 is finally giving governments around the world the excuse they need to enact increasingly Orwellian policies.
Most of the things posted here will be considered illegal in the near future. Unfortunately for you, these laws will be applied retroactively, and you will be prosecuted. Sentencing will not be lenient.
You and your disgusting ideas will be purged from the internet once and for good.
Consider yourself warned. Five years from now, when you are sitting in solitary confinement, you will only have yourself to blame.

>applied retroactively
>sentencing will not be lenient
>dooooooooooom!

blow it out your ass, punk!

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it's always the leaf innit

your most dangerous weapon is turboautistically shitposting, retard. you cant hurt a fly

>5 years
You have less then one
Make your move faghot niggers
Weak bait

Yo seriously. I work so hard.

This is all I want from life, the most beautiful thing possible in this twisted society

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benis

If they feel threatened by a freethinker who shit posts whatever comes to my mind, then so be it. Their threats don’t scare me.

gee, thanks NSA, nice of you to tell on yourself

I come here to yell at commies and group thinkers. Your efforts are canceled faggot.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>solitary confinement

nigga im already in a self solitary confinement for years, i think the govt will make a deal with just letting me live in a shitty house seeing i never leave the house anyway

Hey OP. Some people here are legitimately fucked up but for those pure of heart who only speak the truth - they won't mind not taking place in your orwelian utopia. Are you threatening the ones who speak the real truth or just the closet pedofiles? If it's the former, then your "warning" is worth less than nothing, because they already knew that.

a watch list isn't useful if they put millions of people on it

I wonder if my FBI agent likes my cunny folder? Surely he has to be a man of culture to put up with my shenanigans.

So fucking what? If you want to harm all of us, erode all our civil rights, then will have no options other than resort to lone wolf attacks. Do you want them or shitposting on the anime board?

Pinche CISEN me la pela

Fuck off you dumb cunt

Fuck my fbi watcher.

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>Unfortunately for you, these laws will be applied retroactively
Ex post facto is unconstitutional, you retard. That shit is never going to happen.

cool asio can give me a glowie gf too smash while she reports on me then

Ok. Free rent and free food for me in solitary confinement. Thanks for showing us the shortcuts after corona will leave us broke OP

Shut the fuck up you fucking leaf nigger

k

Nigga you are already on a list before you even visited. This is obvious to anyone.

minecraft prison sounds horrifying

That's because they were pushing him over the edge, retard. They were supplying him with the bomb.
As long as you aren't a mentally ill loser, you should be fine.
Then again, this is Yas Forums, so that's probably asking for too much.

That's cool senpai.

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>monitored by government organizations
Technically it's Google who tracks all your post and how much time you spend in each thread. (Check the scripts and connections.)

Sure the Government uses Anti Terrorist Laws and good old fashion cooperations from kikecompanies to get all that info.

You can recognize that Google targeted your computer as "anti-liberal" as your captcha has to repeat dozens of times and Google claims you did something wrong.
It's to reduce the amount of posts from people with opposing ideology.

You must be new here
>checks flag
you are also a faggot dogsucker

And now you’re stuck here. What does that say?

Im an immigrant from a shithole country, if they take me down, I will make damn sure normies start to hate immigration from shitholes.

>You and your disgusting ideas will be purged from the internet once and for good
Is when I knew this was just bait. Try harder faggot.

OP is just some powerless frustrated lib sack of crybaby shit out of his safe space, flailing his spindly arms and gesticulating as he chokes on his sprouts and arugula

This. We are the id of the internet

You can't make thoughts illegal, idiot.

We know... yet we do it anyway. What does that tell you about our resolve?

such pride

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This. Everyone knows this page is literally satire

Fuck you, nigger faggot.

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>You and your disgusting ideas will be purged from the internet once and for good

And those are what exactly? This is a saterical form, everything said here is ironic.

>Unfortunately for you, these laws will be applied retroactively

*laughs in constitution*

based schizoposter, not saying it isn't true though. Happened to me just now

nigger
phew, at least I got that last one in.
Do your worst nigger.

Lmao you are very new here. Check back in a year and we’ll see who has changed their views

kys boomer

Take a duMppp

noice

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Pfff you new here?
Everyone knows Yas Forums is glownigger central.

Just no. I've spent time in those areas. Nobody has the budget for that.

Whatever, faggot.

post boipucci

for him, not me, I totally don't want to see it

wait, so youre saying theres a federal agent that watches me do my silly internet shit?

thats so nice. finally i have someone taking an interest in my life.

Well, if they know already, then I might as well KEEP POSTING. If my time is running out, I should probably post my toppest of RED PILLS.

Thanks for the hot-tip, leaf...

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>retroactively
Suck my balls.
BALLS
A
L
L
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RIP Gone but not forgotten

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I've been so many people on here that even a slow glowie would pick up on the fact that I'm taking the piss

Notice me glownigger-senpai!

reee

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Lmao I've denied the Holocaust on my Facebook main and nothing happened fuck you kike you ain't got shit on me

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Pffft, what are they gonna do release a chinese bioweapon on us? Oh yeah, right.

The 17 security agencies couldnt keep a couple of virus infected chinks out of my country but they are actively monitoring every shitpost I make on an Armenian trombone tuning forum

>seems legit

too bad literally every post I've made on here is satire

K

> meanwhile there are 7 threads of NEETs frantically trying to figure out how to pay their taxes

Nobody is wasting any time on us.

>Consider yourself warned. Five years from now, when you are sitting in solitary confinement, you will only have yourself to blame.
I guess I'll see you there user ;)

No I'll probably be dead soon. I have the red coof.

Also my life is solitary confinement nothing would be different LOL
also get fucked maple nigger.

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isnt this a minecraft forum?

>As if we aren't already being watched to the fullest extent

This is unironically true. Lots of normies come here to spout troll shit and play with edgy ideas.

This idea that Yas Forums is a secret club of freaks has never been true.

Yes.
We know.

the govt has seen im a loser who mostly just watches anime i think im safe

you need to be 18 to post here

Keep up the good work user

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if the FBI are worried about a NEET like myself posting on here they must have run out of things to do.

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Nigger

Don't even live in Murica or a Five Eyes country. Enjoy your NWO, faggot.

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Nice try, Adolph.
You're glowing.