/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2556

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INTERNET SPEEDS TOO SLOW FUCK NORMIES

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Touhou crossover, when?

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Why doesn’t OP update with this research:

dropbox.com/s/oxmu2rwsnhi9j9c/Draft-COVID-19-Model (13).pdf?dl=0

>It’s from Oxford University.
>It says 36% of UK population already infected.

Come on OP, put it in your post....

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who /comfy/ here? I love this neet world.

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Where are the laughing posts?
And there are people who fap to literal shit out there, is it really that surprising there's people that'd fap to some ecchi off Yas Forums

The best part is her tits and ass get bigger the more people that die

This and the japanese music video are my favorite /cvg/core vids

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Who /comfy/ here?

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kek

Based

what, still stuck at only 20k dead?
what's it been 4, 5 days? cmon. nothing.

Lightning crashes a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door
Lightning crashes an old mother dies
Her intentions fall to the floor
The angel closes her eyes
The confusion that was hers
Belongs now to the baby down the hall
Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it
Lightning crashes a new mother cries
This moment she's been waiting for
The angel opens her eyes
Pale blue colored iris
Presents the circle
And puts the glory out to hide, hide
Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it
Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it
Oh now feel it, comin' back again
Like a rollin', thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from
The center of the earth again
I can feel it

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If the true death rate is lower than 1% but the observed death rate is 15%, that indicates an unbelievably extensive infection to the point that even small percentages become significant. If you wanted to drop Italy's 14% down below 1% then you'd have to infect all of Italy and that would mean it will kill the maximum amount of people it could. Old people are dead but don't know it yet in that scenario.

Me

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trips

i am comfort incarnate

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Guys this is NOT funny anymore. My mom is seriously immune-compromised and she's going to fucking die if she gets this virus. I didn't expect things to be like this, I just wanted to watch chinks suffocate to death. Please turn off the happening now.

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Murse here ama

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You know it was said that the third part of our lady of Fatima said that man would release something horrible on themselves. But I do not how much truth there is to this since it is a rumor.

Nearly 20 people died yesterday in Sweden. We still hav't closed schools. This will end well.

oh yes it is

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JAPFAGS WERE SO FUCKING SMUG FOR WEEKS AND NOW THEY ARE PANICBUYING

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Checked

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>1 post
>makes sure he lets everyone know he's seething
Womp womp

I'm eventually just going to give myself a baldy.

There’s no way 36% of the U.K. population is infected that is complete bullshit

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Oxford University medical school says different.

Why don't you put a face to the author of the study

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WEW

Man I really hope she starts to grow a cock

The best part about this virus is making being neet temporarily acceptable

You call us dogfuckers but you're the one with homemade dogfucking porn saved on your computer, asshole.

>999
Wew

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And the study is based on an r0 of 2.2

What was Yas Forums saying the r0 is? 7? 8? 12?

We're are reaching levels of nihilism that shouldn't be possible lol.

Sinner you should repent now for your horrid ways, Corona-chan is the one true god. All other faiths are heretical here, your evil heretic spells have no power here. Corona-chan shall soon smite upon all who don't worship her, you two will be smited if you don't give up your false faith and embrace the one true god Corona-chan.

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No proof whatsoever just wild exaggerations to try and get grant money yeah nah cunt

coming soon to a hospital near you!

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same

Well we were taking the herd pill for a wee while so I don't think it's to far off.

Work but otherwise stay at home.

Japan needs more young and less old.
Is this Abe's plan to boost natality?.

I had a flu 2 weeks ago but it got better but now i'm getting a weird cough and my chest feels weird and i sort of feel like i'm not breathing properly. Is this it?

Already there buddy. Been watching this shit grow since February.

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you think this is temporary?

Cherrypicking data is the only thing keeping these generals alive.

If you want to be a happeningfag:
>call all data you don't like fake
>call every person trying to give a sane argument a CCP shill

This shit will be over in a couple months, maybe even sooner. /herdimmunity/ kicking in soon.

Oh it’s you again.

So I’m curious, do the IgG or igM antibodies disappear?

>temp hit 100
>coughing a lot
>burning feeling in chest

Oh no, boys...

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