Imagine not being an American

...why even live?
How do you Joses, wangs, achmeds and eurofags do it?
>No 1,200$ cash check for being American.
>No fat titty, fat ass, white girl to give the d to.
>No bad ass president who triggers sjws
>No awesome military
>gay sports like soccer
>probably speak some fag langauge like dutch
>no tasty cheesy burgers
>no good memes

Why even live? I see why everyone is trying to come here.

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Somehow...

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shut up, frenulet.

>Be American
>No foreskin

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>No 1,200$ cash check for being American.

American here. what the fuck are you talking about? what's happening

>t.

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>why even live?
I have a better chance of living (not getting shot) than you so there's that.

Im American and I think every other country on earth sucks a fat one

>why are canucks all into bbc?

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senate passed the corona virus bill

We aren't we run most of the websites, I'm just here to enhance everyone else's psyche to masturbation, look who runs mindgeek and most internet websites, you're welcome.

how do I get an Ella gf

Being American is the difference between saying your country is the best, and KNOWING your country is the best

>Be mutt
>circumsized

>No decent rugby team
Try harder
So you're a jew?

oh really? when do we get our checks?

its the top story everywhere you lazy fuck go look,.

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I have a foreskin. My Polish mother raised hell at the doctors when I was born and told them not to circumcise me. She didn't want me to look like a Jew.

Btfo

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you're an incel though. none of that applies to you.

nice lighting there balding-bro LMAO. how hard did you try to make yourself presentable? how many takes? L M A O

When I was born the doctors said “we recommend circumcision, it makes it easier to clean and reduces the chances of contracting STDs”
My dad just said “fuck you I’m not doing that fucking Jew shit” and that was the end of that. Just don’t have pozzed parents and you won’t have to worry about it

>how hard did you try to make yourself presentable?
jesus, just fuck him already

>Caring about other people’s penises
That’s weird desu.

>something about what i said made you think of homosexual intercourse
does your dad know youre gay?

>tfw intact
>tfw mom told the doc to fuck off when they asked

feels gud. Also checked.

Non white, Manlet rage is so sad

No but yours does.
t. your dad

>...why even live?

I wake up each day wishing i could be part of the freedom that America dominates with. I cheer from afar at the greatness of USA. USA. USA.

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I get 3'900 CHF that's 4000 dollars today from the state...
More like sucks to be american it seems

i bet the jews did this

Start putting massive effort into lifting. You need to be able to present yourself as an healthy, lean, muscular, attractive man to make those who hate white men envy us.

Stfu Mohammed

At least I don’t have to pay for healthcare and I have beautiful architecture! Also don’t sexualize Elsa please.

Nice cope. Just one. Not balding either, just wet hair atm. I don't like to show full face or background. You post one. Here's another older one. Where's yours?

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born in WV
we dont do that shit here

You have to go back slav

My mom had 5 children before me, all of them were girls. She said if she had a son she would never circumcise him again. I had the lucky privilege of being her one and only son, born in some backwater hick hospital where doctors firmly believe cutting off baby dicks is clean and hygienic and most of the time do it without even asking

He won’t post. He’s a non white manlet

WV has the highest circ % rate in the entire US

okay, Shlomo

asuka truly is the best

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Post lewds of Jasmine and Elsa

>more of these SHITTY fucking threads
I'm a CANADIAN, so I'll gladly tell you how:

Everything from AMERICA is FUCKING GARBAGE.

How many times do I have to say this;
AMERICA IS A SHIT HOLE

Fuck all of you for thinking Canada is "irrelevant"

Seriously, if I could, I would force each and every one of you to diet.

Fuck it.

I'd actually just punch the shit out of you, you fat fucks. You deserve it for being a nation built on EVIL.

You have estrogen in your water for fucks sake.

And yet, you have THE FUCKING GALL TO CALL CANADA AN "IRELEVANT" COUNTRY?

FUCK YOU.

If I could run across a football field and punch all of you in the fucking face, really fucking hard, I would.

Yes you fat fucks, in the superior country of CANADA, we can run the length of a field due to having fitness standards.

Also all of your women are slutty as fuck.

In Canada, our women are raised with traditional values. They could also eat the fuck out of yours too, due to all your women being fat as fuck, or small and slutty, making them mobile/easy to carry as they go around fucking everything in sight, as typical with American women.

A nations values are based on how strong our family values are; and evidently with divorce being as high as it is in USA, you people are a ruinous country.

Have fun getting distracted by your liberal news, your cancerous and racist right wing, and our dumb pop culture while the Canadians continue to excel in strides.

Lol fuck America, and fuck all the Americans reading this comment.

You are all high octane cancer.

You fat fucks are more harmful for the planet than the last 20 war lingering civilizations combined.

When we start to colonize space, don't be surprised when the superior CANADIAN military gets the jump on you and destroys you in the void of space.

We'll inherit the galaxy while you stay on the earth, getting fatter and sluttier.

Haha, stupid fat ass Americans.

Get fucked.

You all suck Saudi Arabian dick.

look I'm going to be honest, I'd pick Jasmine hands down

Stfu Wang

Also WV, don't know anybody that isn't cut

amerilards solely exist for ridicule and schadenfreude. 56% and going down, and that's a good thing

white 6'1 208 lean pounds, you mad? ugly incel rage is so sad
ugly with a shrimp dick, stay depressed LMAO
dont tell me you're a manlet too?
why would i post my face on Yas Forums? im not desperate for attention and im not a fucking coping manlet incel. did you post yours by the way ugly incel? hahahahaha imagine having to post your face at 2 am for validation.

fucking dicklets lol. later nerds, keep this homoerotic thread going and keep sucking eachother. ill be with my wife.

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COPE

They slip their fingers under their foreskin and enjoy the sensation from pulling it out from underneath the glans. I've heard it's elysium and imagined it extensively, but that's something I'll never experience.

Shut up.

forward.com/news/161642/circumcision-rates-vary-widely-in-us/?p=all

>Forward analysis of government data shows that 87% of the baby boys born in West Virginia were circumcised in 2009

No,u

> Staying alive, because our governement will pay our healthcare with our taxes we paid for healthcare.
> No jews here, because Hitler send half of them to chimney, and rest of them to USA.

Well said...

Don’t attack a white mans look if you can back it up with your face, Jose

You need to stop sexualizing Disney princesses like Elsa and Jasmine.

Allahu to you too

jesus titty fucking christ... delet this. who the actual fuck posts their face on this site
im going to post this on Yas Forums
lmao fucking moran

>spirals in the eyes

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Imagine talking shit then acting like a pussy when you get BTFO, just kys faggot

SEETH WANG

We are getting gibs too plus I am applying for a 0% interest loan due to pay in the next 24 months, with 4 months of no pay request to start selling ice cream

I prefer living among no shitskins than coping my shit life with memes.

Fuck you, Jasmine was made to be sexualized

MXN is worthless currency bitch face

Cope and seethe. You have a reason to post your face because I'm calling you out.

about time someone noticed.

No she wasn’t, but even if she was Elsa is innocent so leave her out of her perversions!

you famous now nigger
now stop being a moran and never post your face again

Its probably some deviantart hypnosis fetish

it's not wothless in Mexico

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD YOU NORMIE BACON AND EGG EATING MACFUCK REEEEEEEE

Yeah, having a foreskin makes like a million times more enjoyable. But it is what it is. You can restore over the course of 5 years assuming we don't all die from this fucking Chinese corona plague.

HOLY FUCK

You are ugly as SHIT

Never fucking post here again you literal nigger

Your poo coloured skin makes me want to kick a god damn puppy off a cliff, you disgusting SLIME

Get fucked, or don't but NEVER, EVER post again

No it was the cereal box man

I keked