/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2555

► Detected: 475,581 ► Died: 21,327
► 9 deaths were recorded since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

Poland under lockdown, 37 million
archive.is/NA1IY

Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST CASES
02:59: First 2 cases in St. Kitts and Nevis. Both had recently returned from New York.
02:58: 122 new cases and 2 new deaths in Brazil.
02:18: First death in Alabama, United States.
02:17: 66 new cases and 1 new death in Texas, United States.
02:01: 156 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
01:30: 104 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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reason.com/2020/03/25/half-of-united-kingdom-already-infected-with-coronavirus-says-oxford-model/?fbclid=IwAR2BJVLgpPj_wetJWfWuXGJdbiUTmJlWZ1PxoaW2HO-UpxamVIubeBpQQuY
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youtube.com/watch?v=TV_qzhfpk4k
youtube.com/watch?v=3G5ALtxIAI0
nypost.com/2020/03/24/iceland-scientists-found-40-mutations-of-the-coronavirus-report-says/
dropbox.com/s/oxmu2rwsnhi9j9c/Draft-COVID-19-Model (13).pdf?dl=0
store.steampowered.com/stats/content/
indiatoday.in/education-today/news/story/indian-origin-oxford-professor-leads-new-covid-19-study-1659817-2020-03-26
jvi.asm.org/content/78/20/11334
vs.ansa.it/sito/video_mp4_export/8e8d9450f41f47d7c702b9977f76e732.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA
archive.fo/pkCXb
nypost.com/2020/03/22/staten-island-couple-still-holds-wedding-amid-coronavirus-warnings/.
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I took my temperature a bunch of times with an electric thermometer and got readings of 98.4, 98.8, 99.0

What does it mean anons

Before coloring and inking.

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This is going to be China's Chernobyl. Give it a few months for their lies to blow up in their face.

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I wish we had jap style food vending machines, could get my food and not have to talk to anyone, much safer, just gotta wash hands after use

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CHINA and CORONA must be destroyed!

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You need to put a nigger dick up your ass. That will get you a good reading.

cause fuck schiz/pol/

youtu.be/onrWLT6XYKk

I just wonder if Corona-chan has mutated to achieve heat resistance.

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maybe make tits 90k tier? dunno, just a suggestion

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Has this always been the WHO logo or do I need to take my meds

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how many cases has been at 1 day? four cases, five cases

You're doing it wrong.

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Who is this bitch? Keep seeing this screenshot but don't know what it's from

It's resistant to heat from the beginning.

>tfw parents and grandparents listened to me in feb and prepped
>Get calls thanking me every couple of days

Feels fucking great that my loved ones actually listen and I feel good knowing they are safe.

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Nice, it is very hard to do digital art so cheers to you!

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I'm just so /sleepy/, guys.

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ok I mean I ain't the best at making tits so be patient.

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Corona-chan's canon bra size at this point is over 400K.

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nytimes.com/2020/03/25/nyregion/nyc-coronavirus-hospitals.html
>People dying in ER waiting for beds
>Doctors coming back to rooms finding patients dead when they stepped out to help another patient

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>► Detected: 475,581 ► Died: 21,327
>OMG the end is nigh!

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>Half of United Kingdom Already Infected With Coronavirus, Says Oxford Model

reason.com/2020/03/25/half-of-united-kingdom-already-infected-with-coronavirus-says-oxford-model/?fbclid=IwAR2BJVLgpPj_wetJWfWuXGJdbiUTmJlWZ1PxoaW2HO-UpxamVIubeBpQQuY

This would mean the virus is incredibly nonlethal/mild in in a vast majority of people.
A large portion of that should be past incubation already, yet we aren't seeing nearly half the population of the UK coughing their lungs out.

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do i have the corona virus,
i havnt been quarentine i still go to work, i have a cough but no other symptoms, ive also been smoking more cigarettes than normal, am i going to die?

just a big fucking nothingburger stop spamming this shit.

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>Dr. Bergman is a one of a kind chiropractor, naturopath

Into the trash it goes

some tiktok thot who complained about not being able to go outside with friends

didnt save link, girl on tiktok crying about not being able to see her friends. she says funny shit.

FUCK CHINA

It's a little lighter blue actually. And there's "World Health Organization" text, too.

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Checked and actually this is just traditional media scanned to digital.

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Her bulge should be growing as well, just sayin

38 new cases in Australia

A hazmat team is enroute to your location.

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CBRNfag here. Any kino disaster movies to recommend? I'm going through 2012 now and watching the Chernobyl series next.

>nytimes.com/2020/03/25/nyregion/nyc-coronavirus-hospitals.html

>Press P to praise Corona chan
P

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Italy now has a 10.086575430860645820450084693356 fatality rate.

Dammit burger

Is your hair turning golden yellow? Are you experiencing bright blue static around you? How mad are you, right now?

>naturopath
christ

Wtf is this

uh I woke up today and can’t taste anything, put toothpaste on my tongue and it does nothing. am I gonna get the cough and fever soon?

If you'd like a healthy-dose of hatred for your fellow Americans then please watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=TV_qzhfpk4k

some faggots shoot a gun for the first time ever and half of them look on the verge of breaking down

>only place in the U.S getting truly buttfucked by this is New York

What did New York do wrong to cause this? I haven't been able to keep up with how individual states have responded but the fact that it's so bad there compared to even Commiefornia and Washington which were the very first to get cases is very telling

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What? Its pretty fucking hot. Plus the way she is fucking the world, it makes sense. I really don't care about the tits that much, but a growing bulge would be pretty darn cool too.

did you check it right?

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Drawfags are always the nicest people, warms whatever is left of my heart

>Press P to praise Corona chan
P

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lmfao - thanks

nj and ny had 3-5 intervals of unchecked community transmission

How can he say he loves her if he won't even eat her poop

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Quick sniff

Do you use color pencils or sharpies to draw?

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=3G5ALtxIAI0

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WHY THE FOOK WOULD YOU THINK IT'S NICE IF IT'S NOT EVEN ON A FOOKIN MENU.

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No, dicks aren't hot faggot.

>am i going to die?
Probably not. See

>open border liberal faggot city with chinks running their subway for weeks undetected
Gee, dunno

We have clearly passed a degeneracy line here.

1% is double the deaths in America.
A 1% death rate is about 2-3 million dead in America alone.
As high as 80 million worldwide.

>40 STRAINS

nypost.com/2020/03/24/iceland-scientists-found-40-mutations-of-the-coronavirus-report-says/

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I too think I have it

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dropbox.com/s/oxmu2rwsnhi9j9c/Draft-COVID-19-Model (13).pdf?dl=0

>read it and weep

This isn’t the University of the Congo. This is oxford university. And if they’re right, we’re about to see the big grey stock market reversal in history.

Get ready to make some mega bucks anons, and watch the habbening fags jerk off I to their 2 tonnes for toilet paper for the rest of their days.

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Quarantine ending in less than a week here and nothing has been accomplished, we're doomed

Everyone in NYC is packed together like sardines. Every time you cough you infect 6 people. That is why New York is being shit upon by this virus which comes from G I N A.

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How many fucking names are they going to give this thing?

I'm not a fag lol. I know where you are coming from, but its different on corona-chan. She earned a big honking dong after she raped the world.

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Did you even read my post?
If that many people are infected without showing any symptoms the CFR is incredibly low, nothing near 1%.

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Both, they mix to make some good effects on the right type of paper.

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Mmmmmm

>sees the weird symbols on the top right
Is this the chinese version of tik-tok?

New death in Korea

> 40 mutations =/= 40 strains

When idiots try to science

She's smiling... fuck these people.

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user I’m going to have nightmares

if it was just that then California would be in the same situation which simply hasn't happened, that's my point

it seems to me they just didn't take it seriously at all, I mean fucking Ohio closed their schools when they had like 17 cases and NYC waited until it was already in the thousands

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Give me a quick rundown on what's happened within the last 2 weeks using 10 words or less.
Thank you.

>big grey stock market reversal
what does this mean?

Who /comfy/ here?

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mmm tasty battu soup

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veiny weiner is a symptom you have the chink aids, kill your self before you infect anyone

LOL

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2 weeks; testing was awful. now they are catching up

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Keep going bro, give her a dick too

Who do you think owns Tik-Tok...

post olympics cancellation surge

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No, it's more like, their version of YouTube.

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tldr?

I have always understood why the Nips treated the Chinks like the animals they are.

I can only confirm that China has more NEETs than the US
store.steampowered.com/stats/content/
But that's not a reliable statistic, NEETs never leave home.

Oh what have I done.

we are all going to die poor

Such a small dick lmao

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Trump said less cases by March, over 60K cases today

Virus seems less deadly than we thought, economy still fucked.

China owns tiktok m8

flatten the curve
numbers
testing
chinese virus
trump
fauci
quarantine

Study led by a female poo

indiatoday.in/education-today/news/story/indian-origin-oxford-professor-leads-new-covid-19-study-1659817-2020-03-26

Into the loo it goes

Did you also stock up on drawing material, I'm just getting into anime art and decided to get an apple pencil for the quarantine. I highly suggest getting all the drawing material you need, so you don't run out half way through the quarantine.

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Fuck China

he's dead.

Dont understand what she said

>4th straight day of Italy's numbers falling

Yep, straight up nothing burger

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Xi is probably btfo. No way he comes out to say that if he's alive

That's literally an asymptomatic anal temperature

Not to worry, I thought ahead when I was a child and decided to build a collection to draw with.

china virus here, scared boomers, quarantine, free gibs, you're gay

jvi.asm.org/content/78/20/11334
Buy Quercetin (ctrl f in the article)

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anyone know the artist for this one?

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There's a video being spread on the Italian internet of a story being reported in 2015 by the news about a Chinese experimental supervirus made from bats and rats that sounds exactly like the Coronavirus we have now.
Link to the video vs.ansa.it/sito/video_mp4_export/8e8d9450f41f47d7c702b9977f76e732.mp4
Is this anything?

youtube.com/watch?v=WptuNxdUOaA

No But I need to learn his secrets to make the tits look natural.

>Chinese Bats May Be Carrying the Next SARS Pandemic

>2013

Source: archive.fo/pkCXb

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is moscow all dead yet (please say yes)

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35 new cases and 7 new recoveries in Hungary

wow really makes you think

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It says that by conservative estimates, 36% of the population have already been infected. They’re now doing blood tests to confirm.

If this is true, the long term outlook just improved a million percent.

Get ready to make some mega bucks. The habbening fags will still be screeching while you can make some sweet bank.

Really. This may be a once in a century Opportunity. If true, this will turn many people into millionaires overnight if they buy now.

Think I’m kidding? A review of this study was published in the WSJ recently. And the stock markets rebounded. The ASX is continuing to rebound.

Get in now anons.

Japs have the same psychopathic mutation that chinks have, about 90% of each have them, that's why there are some Asians who are legit friendly and normal.

Jewish divorce lawyers winning.

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No, it's not.

I’m actually somewhat proud of my redneck hick state. Schools closed remainder of the year, 21 day extension on non essential business. Good shit. Unfortunately i work for an essential business and am exposed to about 2000+ people per day. Thankfully i work outside. Hopefully that will lower the chances of me getting it.

I'm totally in love

woah, is this legit?

What language is she speaking?

and with that youve dashed all my hopes away, bravo!

>Video in pasta
>Asking people that mostly speak English

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In retrospect, they traced it back to bats pretty fucking quickly, then they blamed that little spiky thing but that was all rehearsed.

As the pandemic worsens:
Gathering sizes will continue to shrink, people will be further shamed for gathering in any number.
People who put others at risk of infection either by lining up too closely in lines at the grocery store or by taking an elevator too closely together or sharing a vehicle or heaven forbid, touching each other, will be further shamed and accused of putting the lives of health workers, who will have to tend to them once infected, at risk.
Dependant on government subsidies and afraid for their lives, citizens will increasingly report one another to the authorities for disobedience.
As the pandemic worsens, "essential" workers will become ill leading to more social services becoming unavailable including emergency services.
Old people will increasingly die alone, their families forbidden to visit them on their death beds, and nihilism will explode in such populations as people consider life to be increasingly meaningless.
Further vilified for non-compliance with social distancing, homeless and poor people will die off, quietly.
Landlords will lock out their past-due tenants with impunity.
Those too poor to benefit from this Orwellian nightmare will attempt to resist or even rebel and riots will break out leading to further explosions of infection.
There will be a new genre of "terrorist" act borne out of this situation, as mass shootings and the like are no longer a feasible means of airing one's anti-social grievances.
War will break out between many countries, possibly the US and China after having accused one another of having started the virus.

And, believe it or not, in the midst of all of this, a fake alien invasion will take place.

#alonetogether

She said oy m8 you ate a bat soup without a loisense on your cocks

Diversity hire Poojeta "study" contradicts actual scientists
Imagine my shock

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So where to make money? Sharemarket only? Property is still gonna crash right? I'm relying on that to fucking move out of my parents place.

Oh god I hope we get bush tomorrow.

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How can you not understand? Accent isn’t that thick

Buy his bags

Found the Jew holding gold stocks

She's speaking biscuit lah

The city is run by a complete fucking idiot. It's populated by morons and scum. The hardest-hit borough, Staten Island, is built on top of a garbage dump filled with toxic waste, and its denizens are even more entitled and narcissistic than most: nypost.com/2020/03/22/staten-island-couple-still-holds-wedding-amid-coronavirus-warnings/.

>mfw my state started going full shutdown mode when we had like 10 cases and I was skeptical, but now our new cases are already leveling

remember to point and laugh at New York

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Funny how fast they sequenced it's genome too. Like 3 hours iirc.

transmittance just by talking to someone for 10 seconds...thoughts?

Like natural or trimmed?

>mild corona-like symptoms
>call in sick to work
>second day out of work
>symptoms worse in the morning, fatigue in the afternoon, nothing at night
starting to worry if i didn't overreact and this is just a cold or something

I predict 2.2 million deaths before the summer ends in America alone. Screencap this.

Haha, she must have used the forceps and pulled like fuck. It must have been a horrifying moment when she ripped the head out, and the woman seen it, and had to continue giving birth to the rest of the corpse.

sauce?

WE ARE ALONE TOGETHER ALRIGHT

Um, what?

It's easy to make shit up that can't be readily disproven due to insufficient testing. How does worst korea fit into their retarded projections? How about the rate of negative test results everywhere in the world?

Stock market you fuckwit. If I have to explain this part to you you’ll probably miss out.

So many companies have tanked from the threat of covid. Banks. Airlines. Because the outlook is shit.

If the outlook suddenly improves, so does their earnings potential, and thus, their share price

no source, asking.