No Trumpbux for NEETS

Stop letting them take advantage of you and leave. Grocery stores are desperate right now for workers. Some stores get zero applicants. Lie on the application. No one will check it, trust me. Just remember that you would be receiving $1,200 right now if your parents didn't take advantage of you.

Well it depends... how much does he pay per hour

i r scared. i checked AMAZON because they LARP about creatin 100k new jobs and when I checked it was like 6k jobs max and that was 6k jobs WORLD WIDE. only 300 in southern california, like WTF??? Whole foods near me, target store that i dont want to work at, walmart that i went to that was filled with more employees than anything, literally wtf do i apply to? home depot??? petco?

Home Depot might be cool. They'll probably teach you how to use a forklift.

so should i lie about experience being a CASHIER? lie about being a delivery/driver? what should i NEET little brain apply for T_T

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I wouldn't lie about being a cashier because then a store will try to use you sometimes to do that. Delivery driver would probably be fine. Say something about how you used to work at a small business pressure washing/lawn care company. That's related to home things. Just make some business name up or find some random business a few towns away. Watch like 30 minutes of videos of what they do in case you get a question. (They won't ask. Once they see you're not black or a woman you've already got the job.)

Home Depot isn't gonna dig into your employment history. They'll take whatever you say at face value. Their turnover is way too high to sift through everyone's application, especially right now since Spring is starting and they need extra manpower.

Even with NO experience, they'll take you on if you're applying for basic jobs.

This guy's right. It's just kind of embarrassing to say you have no experience at all.

why doesn't your dad teach you?

All they care about is you actually showing up most days. The only reason they even go through with the interview process is to make sure you're not on drugs and shit because it's a pain in the ass to fire someone.

Then they are definitely claiming you oroka.

Then you should kill yourself out of shame

But if you file and don't have any income or a 1040 you still qualify???

bump nigger

> once they see you're not black or a woman
HOW DO YOU KNOW HUH lol thx i'll do that tomorrow morning and then call them about my application

i mean i've worked at a bar but i got paid under the table and then football season ended so i stopped working cuz i had college to be busy with but it was always cash under the table so i dont know if i should tell them that or not tell them....
my dad doesn't have time to teach my bitch ass how to drive and he would rather pay someone but i looked into it and people wanted like 6 lessons 1 hour each for $100 a lesson so i havent told him anything because i dont personally want to get ripped off. i think i can learn in like 2 hours and don't need a flippin 6 package deal

ok bitch. i bet i still get more money a year than you. even from school alone i get several thousand a year because i have good grades and my teachers recommend me to apply to scholarships

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>However, you are still eligible for a check if you have no income or if you rely solely on non-taxable government benefit programs like Supplemental Security Income benefits, or SSI, from Social Security.

cnbc.com/2020/03/25/congress-to-send-taxpayers-1200-checks-in-the-wake-of-coronavirus.html

Every adult with a SSN is getting a check.

This. The biggest fight of their divorce twenty-five years ago was who got to claim which kid on their taxes. Still live at home, so I'm a tax trophy for my narcissist bipolar mother.

LMAO fuck. the sad reality.

Yep, 100% correct. But that's why I don't get why they excluded adult dependents. I mean, aren't people on SSI just as equal as NEET dependents in terms of economical impact?

Unfortunately, no.

Do you still have to file if you're on SSI?

I worked yet my parents still counted me as a dependent. So I don't get neetbux? I filled my own taxes though.

Did you make more than $5000?

Yeah, made like 8k

Fuck Trump.
Go Biden.

Fuck TRUMP.
Go BIDEN.

Joe Biden for President!

Unironically rather support a demented old cook than that orange cunt.

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Then they broke the rules so it's their problem.

Wait, hold old are you?

24, was 23 when they last filled last havent done 2019 yet

Don't say you got paid under the table, There not even hard to apply for most places expect you to make a resume. Homedepot and retail just have you fill out some forums.

Did you make over $5000 in 2019?

Fuck no

Then I don't know.

i just wanted neetbux maybe it will all work out idk

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I tried to read parts of the bill but it's written in their fancy Jew language and don't make no sense.

See the light fellow neet brother.

Joe Biden for President.

thx senpai, am feeling pretty good about getting my first real on paper job now and giving my parents the finger. might even drop out of school cuz quarantine life fucking sucks with online education. i have an AA degree and the world is going to shit faster than i'll get my BA.

All you have to do is file a 2019 tax return with zero income and you get your $1200.

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If your parents claimed you as a dependent then they get $500 for you.

Wrong. Dependents don't get anything. EVEN if you file your own taxes. If your parents still claim you for tax reasons, you're fucked.

So did Pelosi finally stop cockblocking?

>MONEY FOR ALL BROS BASED TRUMP
>ACTUALLY YOU NEED TO HAVE FILED TAXES IN 2018 BROS
>ACTUALLY IT'S MONEY FOR ALL BROS AS LONG AS YOU HAVE AN SSN
>ACTUALLY IF YOU'RE CLAIMED AS A DEPENDENT YOU GET NOTHING BROS
I've heard so much goddamn conflicting info over the last 3 days I'm just going to assume I get nothing and be pleasantly surprised if I do. That's how my entire life has gone anyway.

The joke was on her.

Too old for that, still NEET, still getting Trumpbux. Are you still mad?

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i'll ease your torment, fren
you get nothing

Tfw independent NEET

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>didn't file his taxes
not getting

dependents =\= children

they have very specific and different definitions

"However, you are still eligible for a check if you have no income or if you rely solely on non-taxable government benefit programs like Supplemental Security Income benefits, or SSI, from Social Security."

I seen another article saying dependents to not receive anything.
Which one is true?

Did you file taxes and have a SSN?

Do your parents claim you as a dependent on their taxes?

FUCK my dad filed me as a dependent in 2018 when i was at home and still in school. Am I fucked no?

that's a paradox stop LARPing

Lots of people on SSI file taxes because the get a 300 dollar check if the show 6-12 months of rent receipts.

Plus people on SSI that have to buy stuff like wheel chairs get money back from the IRS.

If your on SSI and don't file taxes you get nothing.