Good Afternoon lads, hope you all are well.
>Guardian Coronavirus Live updates
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inb4 guardian. Its actually a good resource cunts.
>Australian coronavirus death toll rises to 12 after third man dies in Victoria
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>Interactive Map shows concerning sydney coronavirus spread
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>Victorian police flag further coronavirus crackdown as people fail to self-isolate
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FUCK OFF YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT CUNT
>no information or sources
eh nty
>low effort, didnt even type aus/pol/ correctly so no one can find it,
>no links
>schizo centrelink ramblings in OP
yeah nah im good
Arabs own Australia. Chinks just took a shit on your country
lockdown Friday night
These threads make me realize that Australians are dumb as fuck and deserve to die.
I couldn't agree more.
Yeah I'm a dumbass neet
CANT UPLOAD MY BANK ACC DOCS TO CENNNO IT KEEPS LOADING THEN TIMING OUT. fucking hell. Endless loading screen then timeout
Keep going user, it took me 5 hours to get it all done last weekend
>shitty threads on a Tasmanian Tiger taxidermy forum
>not real life
A blind man can see that Australians are dumbfucks but our major issue is apathy.
i been refreshing the last couple hours.
I spent 9 hours total on hold in order to get mygov and cenno linked. 2 hours to get to the point where it asks you to upload documents.
This is just a humble Chinese cooking forum.
love neets
YES YOU CUUUUUNT
Now kiss poofters
Lol
cenno site is fucked. I am just trying to upload documents for fucks sake.
my friend started fake coughing and googling fake symptoms and the police showed up 24 hours later lmao
are you saying the police can see our internet history?
use the app cunt
i'm making shit up for (you)'s but if the government isn't using their spy network to control the spread of the virus they're doing it wrong.
certainly they have the ability to detect coffing and people googling symptoms
app wont work either, i just tried. Plus all the documents are on my computer. How am I mean to upload 7 PDFs via mobile
I didn't get the text.
email them to yourself, access your email from your phone
how fucking dumb are you cunt?
Don't mind me, just posting a superior flag in this thread.
Anyone who didn't get the text are suspected to have the virus
Is she retard?
Queensland Premier retarded bitch is adamant queensland-wide local elections to go ahead this Saturday.
I reckon massive numbers will stay away, cop the $130 fine and send her the voting letters we got covered in Coronavirus coof. Also it’s prpbably a cynical money raising move by the cunt.
Everyone else at the federal level is saying this is a major corona virus spreading event.
How fucking retarded is this bitch?
> The ECQ said the fine applied unless there was a valid reason not to vote.
An excuse like, joining the massive numbers of dead in the next 7 days.
Current rumour is there will be so many dying from the virus here, that the military is going to have to come in with field hospitals and onsite cremation I.w. Lots of guns and no one leaving the death camp.
Send your feces in an envelope to the queensland electoral head and the queensland premier. Chances are someone will have caught it and it’ll be in feces by then.
>cop the fine
>a fool and his money, easily separated as always
Just make an excuse you retard, they won't take you to court over it.
One fuckwit I know just told them he was too drunk to get to the poll and they dropped it like that. You can also just tell them that you did vote and there must be some kind of mistake with ticking your name off. 100% they will not take it any further. If that $130 is really burning a hole in your pocket you could always just give it to me.
Snuggle him
> changing the topic
You have seen the massive death rate in Spain right?
We are only days out from the leading edge of the hospitals being overwhelmed, and sending people home to die based on triage rules.
You're quite stupid, aren't you?
I'm going to turn up with respirator and goggles to scare all the boomers
here's to you pre-march neets
I think I’ll do the America’s to make a point. You see the fear of god I’ve caused walking in with simply latex gloves on. It’s like the denial these retards are in is suddenly lifted, and you can see the panic in their eyes
.
Their fear is invigorating.
>i been refreshing the last couple hours.
Got up at 5am to do my reporting, nobody on, swift, went back to bed.
>America’s
Fucking phone posting.
America’s -> same thing
>load up dota
>never was good to begin with
>get smashed even harder in every game
i just wanna chill out, fuck
>using their spy network
I dont know what kind of porn that is, it must have already been there when I bought the PC or maybe a virus put that shit there. Honest.
tip: don't link your phone as security
if you do and lose the phone you cannot log in until you can get a new phone with the same number.
im FUCKING irritated right now
dont talk to me
estimates on when wfd will return?
>sending people home to die based on triage rules.
Boomers will hop in their cars and clog up all the roads in front of hospitals.
Now nobody is getting onto a ventilator.
>You have seen the massive death rate in Spain right?
>We are only days out from the leading edge of the hospitals being overwhelmed, and sending people home to die based on triage rules.
Spoke to Oldie Italian Lady next door through family talking Italian, ask if Italy is a mess, is it real etc?
She tells me yep, Nth Italy is super fucked. Not reporting real amount of deaths. Small town where she lives, or lived now 400 dead in 24 hrs. Family know undertaker, cant find any coffins. Military taking dead away.
crazy i woke up in such a good mood this morning
>changing the subject
What even is your point?
I'm not voting, I'm not paying the fine and I'm not going to contract gookflu standing in a gay line and you're a fucking moron if you are going to do any of those things. You can sit there and bitch about it on a Bulgarian duck breeding forum or you can do something (in this case, fucking nothing) about it.
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live nao
ASS
Satay time
How do you lose a telephone?
I'd like to gape her asshole and cum on her face, if you catch my drift.
>Queensland
>Is she retard?
it's 100% fact that everyone from queensland is a slow retard.
Have talked to doctors here, and they candidly say once it hits, there’ll be a lot of old boomers sent home to die because someone with far better survival chances and younger will be put into hospital.
Otherwise you’ll see the scenes currently circulating in videos from Spain with dying people in the corridors of hospitals crying for help as they die and filth up the whole hospital with covid death.
i have done shits that look more appetizing that slop.
i made some fried rice and cooked some slt n pepper squid
Normies are reliant on the opinion of others to form their own. Interesting that seeing someone else take it seriously lifts their denial rather than making them cope harder
thanks lad, here's to us
Nice larp WHO illsh
Boomers on cruise ships fucking us all up
damage, brick or otherwise render it useless.
Cremation on site at the military field hospitals, no one sees their dead relatives again or attends the mass cremations, because military rules.
>3 dead in melbourne
>all 70 year old white men
>nothing of value was lost
Guy in the previous thread made a post about the Army reserves loling at how much they make. This is for him
Suit yourself mate. When the lockdown happens the chocs will be the only civlians with a job. You can also be on the dole and be reservist at the same time. It doesnt affect your obligations
I bet you didnt know that did you? I did 200 days last year with the reserves at $181 a day tax freee ON TOP of my centrelink money.Did you clear 60k tax free last year? I made more last year then I did in a year in the Regular Army. Also on top of that the Regular Army are the most secure right now. Theyre gona keep their jobs, their rental assistance, their salaries, they have access to weapons, bases can be locked down and protected, stringent quarantine and control rules enforced under military discipline. When martial law is declared theyll be the ones in charge. DESU I wish I didnt leave.
Enjoy having me kick your dorr down to take your temperature in a few months.
when she is done feeding on boomers you are next
>Nice larp WHO illsh
have no reason to lie mate. Italian woman has been here on holiday for 8 weeks. Doesnt speak any english.
you forgot to add
>I used to work for DHS
>annoying KID
the dole thing shouldn't happen
if you lost your job for this that means you are in a ephemeral job with no security. this event should have proved that
the result should have been people bettering themselves to work in permanent positions with job security, or places that can be work from home
instead all these stupid dregs now get a bailout and will continue to live like peasants
learn to code.
clueless.
I wasn’t lolling at the pay, and i respect the ADF. I’m self employed. I subcontract out as a tradie at 60$ an hour +GST. That’s $480 a day for me and it’s not hard work. Most tradies charge more than that. Why would i give up a day of work at that rate for such a cheap rate
Mates come on over to the /ausneets/ board on endchan. Good company and Dan Murphys memes.
no one should get any bailout. let them go bust, it's their time. they will be replaced by people who are able to manage a business better.
This is the good one
Hope they give you a gas mask because you will get a face full of coof
> the fear
i've been laughing at them and had to threatened to kick the shit out of one just a few hours ago for giving some poor girl at the checkout in a supermarket a hard time because she dared touch his things even with gloves on. he got very scared. I will kill these paranoid germphobe schizos if they step the fuck out of line. they won't feel so entitled when they're in an emergency ward with a skull fracture.
No one will pay the fine and she will be gone when election comes around. Labor pretty much getting kicked out of QLD
that looks awfully smelly
how do you get in for reserves?
the font sucks and is too small
also left-aligned
quality post lmao
you gonna spam this on every thread fuck off cunt
Do 36 day training at Kapooka, same training as full time soldiers do
Is tomatoes some new slang for weed?
>Mates come on over to the /ausneets/ board on endchan. Good company and Dan Murphys memes.
Gibs on the link.
>lost my job
>out of booze
>out of money
>come home
>power's gone out
For fucks sake, why must you piss on me, God?
how about the process before training? anything hard?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX SO FUCKING BAD
same as any soldier, fitness and medical history evaluation etc. It’s all the same except you’re just part time
>yfw reservist
>yfw been on neet bux for months
>yfw will called up soon and start getting a full time salary again
>yfw will be the only person who comes through this ok
Fuck me boys good feel.
>want to join the military
>3 different guys from each of the branches of military are interviewing
>do aptitude test
>wait around
>guy with neon coloured hair gets told to fuck off home because he looks like a faggot
>one of the last people to interview
>different guy from the military who looks like general cocksniff
>brings me into a special room that I didn't see others go into
>tells me that I had one of the best results from the aptitude tests that they've ever seen
>gives me a paper showing me what jobs I have the aptitude for
>recommends me to ignore it because he believes I'm special forces and its not advertised
>says to me with a disheveled look on his face "one problem mate, you don't have your grade 10, why's that?"
>tell him I lost interest in school very quickly and felt like I was getting nothing out of it
>tells me that in order to join the military I need a grade 10
You cunts are fucked when war happens.
for you lot that have claimed that you've lost your job, have you actually lost it or just been stood down temporarily?
Defence force recruiting are a pack of bureaucratic faggots that are run more like some corporate HR department than a military recruitment office.
They WILL lose all your shit.
>what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch I GOT PICKED FOR ELITE SPECIAL FORCES RIGHT OFF THE BAT but couldn’t do it because i am a retard dropout
I busted a nut to the corona virus. Seeing thousands of roasties seethe on twitter and have mental breakdown because they can't get ravaged by chad for a few weeks gives me a hard on. They deserve it. Is that normal?
PS. I hope they die from loneliness because the only good woman is a dead woman.
The point is highlighting palachuck is a mindless premier with typical female bullshit of “no one tells me this ain’t happening”.
Her precious ego is more important than the deaths of people.
Utter cunt move.
How hard will it be to rent a unit if I have a previous eviction? The eviction was for 'damaged property' (literally just some marks on the floorboards and other minor shit). Only have rented once before. Are all evictions reported?
>the result should have been people bettering themselves to work in permanent positions with job security, or places that can be work from home
where are the jobs, you useless kike? 10 to 15% unemployment rate coming soon.
>they can't get ravaged by chad
they can't get ravaged by chad on any other day. nobody with any self respect would fuck anyone that uses twitter.
QLD plague by area update, growth seems to be lower than yesterday
I can't stop wanking to the corona virus. Reading about that British thot who kill herself over the virus gives me a hard on. Is that normal?
> this forum has no readership
We have a lot of eyes watching us here from those at federal and state level, and in the media, to get unfiltered access to opinion.
Keep an eye on the news within 48 hours after posting topics, and you’ll see discussion here shapes decisions.
Fair point
Give it a google m8.
That is an /ausneets/ meme and that is the slang there.
It’s logitists build up for what the next 28 days is gonna be ...
Carnage and death at flu camps.
I can’t wait to see the panic in the eyes of indignant boomers on the news as they’re hauled off for cremation.
>metro east still doesn't exist
My hobby is wasting gov resources. I bludge on cenno. I've never worked a day in my life. I've never paid a cent in income tax. I won't repay me HECS debt. I fake suicide to waste health department money. I refuse to contribute to a system that supports single mothers. I'm getting $750 and $1500 from scomo. Is that normal?