>Yfw was on neet bux before all this shit
>Yfw normies with no clue about how to get on newstart queuing up in the cold for hours
>Yfw they cant get their separation certificates LMAO
>Wouldnt have even know they needed one because centrelink dont tell you and most jobs dont give it yo you unless you ask.
>"Omg I never thought i'de have to be adole bludger"
Yfw NEETs are coming out better off in this whole situation.
stop making threads when others have barely surpassed 200 posts you dos cunt
Fuck you
1. I cant find them in the catalogue for some dumb fuck reason. ctrl f serach AUSPOL gets nothing but becAUSe.
2. Those threads have already taken off and no one would reply to my insert post half through the off topic discussion.
aus/pol/ you galah
>ctrl f serach AUSPOL
Stop searching within the browser then dumb fuck use the catalog search
Oh fuck off. Seriously WHY?!
Had to cancel a jetstar flight due to coronachan, but they gave me a fucking voucher that I have to use in 6 months. How do I get my money back?
I DO YOU DUMBFUCK. Just typeit as AUSPOL not Aus/pol/ not AUS POL.
JUST TYPE AUS YOU DUMB TRIPLE NIGGER
i hired 15 tomato pickers today and i not a single chinglechongus applied. I have never felt so proud of my country!
Cunt couldn't even get that right. Old thread isn't even near done yet tries to start a new one and gets it fucking wrong.
ctrl + f "aus" Like 30 matches wtf you on about.
Every cunt finds it searching for "aus/pol", just fucking use that.
ask for it. I just got a full refund because I said a voucher goes against the aus consumer law.
They are trying to push vouchers on people because they want to keep all the money. This is against the ACL.
I FUCKING DO AND LIKE I SAID IT DETECTS EVERY GROUPING OF THE LETTERS INCLUDED IN THE WORD 'BECAUSE'. SO FUCK YOU.
>can't read 1000 words a second
Your genetics bro
Well maybe if you join a thread with 300+ replies and post something totally unrealted to the said topic at the time and get replies then I would. But you cunts dont reply, much like the rest of Yas Forums and I dont have to time to make threads in eye catching format to get yous.
Just fucking read every post and reply to them.
Jewstar
>aus/
pro-tip from the master baker, no one can find AUSPOL, you need to name them aus/pol/ newfag
I'm gonna have to give my double newstart to my parents if they lose their jobs so we can keep the house probably, we'll have have 4 members of the household on double neetbux, we might even have to get the electricity cut if things get real bad.
they're keeping your money so they can buy low priced stocks in biotech companies now
it is illegal but how many off the street peasants actually know how to take businesses to court? that's what they're counting on. if you ask a few times they'll give it to you
Morrison STILL hasn't ordered schools to close.
What a fucking disaster
4 x neetbux is 8920 dollars per month. Oh how would anyone ever survive on 9,000 dollars a month??
fuck me dead
What happens when cops start enforcing the $1000 on the spot fine for walking around without a legitimate reason?
Let see if the cuck mods at whirlpool delete this post to hide we have a subversive fifth column of ccp loyal chinks in our country.
Gonna miss your shitposts, NOT.
I like that the teachers are mad because they want time off, but it is a political layup
whirlpool has always been filled with faggots for at least 15 years
Ok, 2 things lads.
I'm hearing friday arvo, also 'by Sunday' as stage 3 lockdown commencing....
Multiple sources.
Also, just got off phone with retired Army guy. Live near military base.
Word is that local Military 'taskforce' is on notice, can be activated at any time to keep the peace, patrol town.
bread could cost $100
How fucking long would stage 3 lockers last?
news.com.au
>A Chinese government-backed property giant has secretly raided in bulk Australia’s supplies of masks, hand sanitiser, antibacterial wipes and essential medical supplies and shipped them back to China.
>The Greenland Group, which manages high-end real estate projects in Sydney and Melbourne, proactively drained Australian supplies of anti-coronavirus equipment, The Sydney Morning Herald reported.
>Three million surgical masks, 500,000 pairs of gloves and bulk supplies of sanitiser and wipes were bought up in Australia and other countries where Greenland operates.
Why do i find this sooo soothing am i really just a consoomer drone
youtube.com
Guy i know works at Ray White
40% of staff are getting cut and everyones taking a 20% pay cut soon
housing going to go and crash whats left of the economy as well lads wahey
>everything we do , we have to do for 6 months
-Scomo
Any of you got remote farmland to work and live on in case this really goes off? I'm dead serious
Forever
Now pick up that can, Citizen
i want stage 5 not some fucking stupid shutdowns of services nobody cares about
my dad has a farm, gonna bug out to there if it gets bad.
rub and tugs already closed SHUT IT ALL DOWN
I would rather die than work on a farm
Whereabouts mate?
That’s how they are going to pay for neetbux They have plainclothes police offices all in the suburbs now Just being perverts
they cant lock us down for 6 months normies will go completely insane even with unlimited neet buxs and internet, people need other people around
orange area, central west NSW my ASIO friend.
my .... has farm there also in Huntley.
see you there neeto
us NEETs were born in the dark, moulded by it. Normies cant even ADOPT the dark without losing it....
That is dated august 2019 and i hear coofs was it already in America August 2019
It’s all in the plan
gimme my neetbux and let me go into hibernation
As it brothels. The one thing I was looking forward too with the extra neet cash.
First time I've been called that but good luck mate. Keep your guns close.
isnt that near woollongong?
Orange is out near on the way to Dubbo
asio glownigger thread
fuck off chink
>How fucking long would stage 3 lockers last?
Dont know mate, but it will be Italy type lockdown. Stay in your homes, unless you are going to supermarket.
>Guy i know works at Ray White
>40% of staff are getting cut and everyones taking a 20% pay cut soon
>housing going to go and crash whats left of the economy as well lads wahey
Saved. Thanks for intel mate.
> be me
> laughing at the people lining up at centrelink
> same people that think they're better than someone on the dole because they mop up piss at mcdonalds
>"Omg I never thought i'de have to be a dole bludger"
god works in some wonderful and mysterious ways. the revenge of the neet is finally here. i'm so happy.
>Any of you got remote farmland to work and live on in case this really goes off? I'm dead serious
got 2 tents, 2 air mattresses, 4 sleeping bags last week. Gotta get me a harem of sluts and go bush. When I show them my year supply of food they will be begging.
Why isn't there a massive uproar about this? It's clear we have massive problem of CCP loyal Chinese acting as a fifth column in our nation.
it wont be an italy type lockdown we are honestly too dumb and self absorbed to know whats happening thats why they had to forcefully shut down bondi beach cause nobody cares, they wont stay inside, just like the ruby princess boomers didnt isolate for 14 days and ended up spreading it over the country like the 2 who flew to fucking Darwin
its already bad bra, gtf out now
>us NEETs were born in the dark, moulded by it. Normies cant even ADOPT the dark without losing it....
No truer fucking words.
strange hes wearing a mask, why do they wear masks
>Why isn't there a massive uproar about this?
because all sides of politics have been taking kickbacks/bribes from the chinese for decades. they're disgusting communist sympathizers that will put china before australia.
What if neets were God's chosen people? My own morals seem to follow the teachings of Jesus but I've never been religious.
leave now they will be blocking the entry and exit points on every high way soon
What a glorious time when news Corp reading coalition voting a current affair watching 'battlers' are forced en masse into our decrepit social security system. I hope they too experience the joys of robodebt or some other coalition fuck up in the near future.
They're getting army ready, all bases got a lot of activity, I've seen helicopters and shit a lot last few days around the air force base nearby to me. I think Aussies in for a awakening hopefully they do lock down properly.
> What if neets were God's chosen people?
i think you might be right about that. move aside, jews. the new chosen ones are here.
fuck cenno. Endless loading then timing out and getting error. Then start again. FUCK
Got my claim in a couple of nights ago. This isn't my first time, but fuck me I hoped I'd never be back on the dole. Still that 1K a week is going to be pretty fucking sweet, plus work said they'll bring me back when they can. Fucking tax payer funded holiday boys.
About fucking time desu. Shame it took a pandemic rather than sensible government policy and care for citizens for it to occur.
I hope they suspend rent. I'm still working full time from home. If they suspend rent I'll ironically save more than I possibly could have whilst half of the rest of the country goes on welfare.
Strange situation.
its in Orange
huntleyberryfarm.com.au
Because that same uproar would be directed at your own Government who allows them to do shit like this. Where the fuck was the uproar when it leaked that all Australian parties receive private donations from the CCP? Exactly, go back to sleep wagie, can't ragie if you put yourself inside a cagie.
>I hope they too experience the joys of robodebt or some other coalition fuck up in the near future.
indeed. and when it happens, it will be absolutely fucking glorious.