We are fucked

Yeah, i's hard to 'excercise' after dark in a crowded apartment but thanks for the suggestion.

OH MY GOD NOT 1000 PEOPLE

15,000 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY DIED FROM THE COMMON FLU IN THE SAME TIME, BUT THIS IS TOTALLY A HAPPENING

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Bicycle crunches. You can do them in bed if you want.

30% mortality you brainlet

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Yeah, just stay calm, monitor your symptoms. You'll be ok even if you have it. Death rate .01 overall.

how cant you see that this thing keeps speeding up bro lol. if it was constant id understand but at the rate it's going, we're in for not a very epic time.

I'm feeling the exact same thing.
Not sure if it was flu or Corona but I haven't had any flu symptoms yet, his tightness in the chest when I last down. I had to add a folded towel below my pillow to make it taller and that helped my breathing significantly at night.

I've heard that the heart attack grill has killed more people with its heath attack burger than corona virus could do in a decade.
Attempt to call out my "bullshit"
But, I can bet your DQ heart attack snack has killed more fucking people than corona, syphilis and car crashes combined.
#BANFUCKINGDQ, they have gangbanged to death more hearths than Corona beer.
having lived more than 3 years in the US, I am pretty sure that combos have killed more people than a mexican beer virus

.01 percent
wsj.com/articles/is-the-coronavirus-as-deadly-as-they-say-11585088464

I actually sleep on one of these.

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>no sauce
>cropped image
>iPhag

You people are so dumb.

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>fats smoers and boomers

Please keep going!

Hammocks are underrated.

Thats the rate of those who recovered in hospital not faggots with mild symptoms in their houses.

If you get to the point where you need to be hospitalized, you better start praying.

>This extremely studied disease with known symptoms, existing vaccines and that is endemic to the entire population of the world totally kills more than the one we have known for 5 months, so this is nothing guys!

American education and its lack of statistical courses

that would be the rate among people who were actually tested. Since it's likely that far more have/had it and were never tested, the rate is probably less.

>most states not even testing people with symptoms so they can test healthcare providers
>half of infections are carriers
>this number any indication of anything

>skipped math class when the teacher discussed exponential functions

chew more

No we're really not

More like too stupid to learn and pushed through to the next grade anyway.

I feel the same but there is a pre natal position you can use to force the shit to get out easily.
T. never do exercises.

Let me explain to you Americans, what you so blindly choose to ignore.
This virus at the beginning looks like it's nothing more than a flu, it slowly takes a foothold in any society.
Once the first case is there it slowly moves and conquers each areas

It uses some blood types to bounce from person to person with no symptoms giving its spread a wide field.
Once the number of infected reach a certain amount, it begins to overload ALL your health units with the same problem.

Imagine a DDoS attack on you hospitals. people slowly start to lose their ability to breath automatically
so sleep is no longer an option, YOU DIE

So far you are not yet at the tipping point, but it is oh so close for you my dear American friends...................Soon

Why so few recovered?

The death rate turns into the hospitalization rate once the hospitals are far beyond capacity. If you need a respirator, and you can't get one, you will die

October 1, 2019 (shtf in chna) to March 14,2020

You people are so retarded it's hilarious.

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No death is good, but I'm not going to take this seriously until we start seeing apocalyptic numbers.

Do you guys remember the 2009 Flu Pandemic?

In the USA from April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, there were 60.8 million cases, 274,000 hospitalizations, and 12,469 deaths.

Only when we cross 12,469 deaths will this even be the greatest pandemic in recent US history. I question whether it will even reach 12,469. China keeps telling us that in their country of 1.3 billion people they only had 3,000 deaths.

>China keeps telling us that in their country of 1.3 billion people they only had 3,000 deaths
China quarantined the entire country for more than a month, idiot. You haven't done jack shit and I hope Trump orders everyone back work in two weeks.

Health Care's for commies. DIE FOR TRUMP!

Do you remember the 1918 flu pandemic?

>6 million
Number out of ass like always

its just the flu bro

influenza kills 45,000 per year in the US, and this is just 1000

dont worry

USA is #1

So you believe that line from the Chinese Government? Who's the real idiot

We have no proof anyone is even dying to the virus. South Korea found 86% of those who test positive show no symptoms. That means only 14% of people who test positive ever show symptoms. Think about it. How often do you show symptoms of covid-19? Runny nose, shortness of breath, headache, anything is a fucking symptom at this point. This virus appears to be doing absolutely nothing. This is so obviously a fucking hoax and I cant believe anyone is falling for it. The tests are totally inaccurate. It tests for two genes that aren't exclusive for COVID-19, and we have never proven someone to be infected with COVID-19. Individually, the genes result in a negative, because they arent exclusive to COVID-19. But if both genes are detected, it results in a positive test. So one false positive is a not infected, but two genes that were previously false positive means youre infected. If they were exclusive to COVID-19, we could just use one gene and call it positive. But we can't, because it could be a false positive. The question I'm asking is, how often does someone get two false positives? Every single person who tested positive could have received a false positive. There is no evidence anyone is infected with COVID-19. We have no way of knowing how often someone gets two false positives, because the tests have never even been proven to be valid. There is no reference to know how accurate the tests are. It's absolute bullshit. Nobody has been proven to have been killed directly by the virus. 99% of dead in italy had comorbidities. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs all have tested positive for corina virus, which is 100% impossible. Viral infections are specific to the DNA of the species. The chances of a virus mutating across species is astronomically small, has never been proven to happen, and the chances of it mutating across species multiple times is ZERO. All signs point to the tests being false positive. It's a fucking hoax.

2010 Yas Forums would've never fallen for this.

>teacher said tomorrow exponential functions
>thought he said esponential functions.
>thought it was about sports
>don't like sports
>skipped next day
>eventually failed quiz
>get mad whenever I see Tony Kornheiser to this day

Let me explain to you Canadian, what you so blindly choose to ignore.
This virus has MANY different strains, some strong and some weak

It some how managed to mutate from its deadliest form to escape the Chinese quarantine .
Each country has a different version of COVID-19 you can see this by looking at how many different countries have different rates of death

So many people believe it is the same virus and wrongly say look how low the death rate is in X country..............it's just a flu

The death rate is about to explode around the world ,every country is on a different timeline for how infected they are but soon many will reach ITALY's level.

SOON

the retards here now want a happening so bad they'll eat up any horseshit and start supporting democrats if they think they'll get to watch millions of people die as a result

It's leveling out and things are getting ready to go back to normal
South Korea is already over it

yeah every country gets a different mutation because that's absolutely how viruses work and they obey human borders
fucking brainlet happeningfag

>omg you guys it's gonna get SO bad SO many people are gonna die OH YES OH GOD UNNGGGG

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yes

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recovery numbers are reporting extremely low in the US. not sure why, john hopkins map doesnt list any in the US

Why do you hate us : (

checked and correct

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No your fucked
And I don’t give a shit

Awww i'm sorry, i love you really

Here make a drink, it should offer some protection

honey
lemon and a little lime squeezed and sliced into a glass
demerara sugar
a touch of whiskey
hot water
Drink this every day and get your family to do the same

Take some high dose Vitamin C tablets that dissolve in water
Avoid people for a while and don't touch your face or mouth with unwashed hands.

Those are estimates of flu deaths btw
These are real

3 days ago you faggots were making the same basedjack jokes about "only" 500 people.

In 3 more days you'll be posting basedjacks about 2000 deaths.

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If cases keep increasing as they have to date, USA with a 1.5% death rate will have:
1 April 518,000 cases, 7,770 deaths
8 April 4.15 million cases, 62,000 deaths
15 April 33.2 million cases, 500,000 deaths
When USA runs out of ventilators, the death rate will increase.
Trump wants the preventive measures over by Easter so that everyone can get back to work and can attend Easter Sunday services. At that time (12 April) ~10% of the population will be infected and busily transmitting the virus to their fellow Easter Sunday worshipers. After that the mass dying will accelerate further.
Enjoy!
I think that is how Trump would end his tweet about it.

Now imagine what happens when Covid 19 actually infects 50 Million people you fucking dunce
>0.5-1% fatality rate with ICU capacity
>5% need respiratory assistance
>no intensive care capacity means 5% of who require an ICU, they literally fucking suffacate
>2.5 million dead
>60-70% required for herd immunity so that disease stops spreading
>close to 10 million dead in the USA
your ICU capacity is a drop of water on a hot stone if this spread too far, you fucking retard

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