/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2553

► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —
— 2,834 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Poland under lockdown, 37 million
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST CASES
02:17: 66 new cases and 1 new death in Texas, United States.
02:01: 156 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
01:30: 104 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea.
01:25: China’s National Health Commission reports 67 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. All of the new cases originated in a foreign country. This includes 18 new cases in Shanghai, 12 new cases in Inner Mongolia, 11 new cases in Guangdong province, and 6 new cases in Beijing.
01:25: 6 new deaths in Hubei province, China. There were no new cases.
01:09: 70 new cases and 1 new death in Mexico.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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>Dead: 21,430
lol, still only 21,430.
How many days has it been stuck at 21,430? Four days? Five days?

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Any stats of how many get off the ventilator? What does the ROI look like?

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She grabs one of your hands and places it against her abdomen and presses hard
You CAN feel your member on each pump, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
>she keeps her hand pressed against your hand which is pressed against her abdomen
>"Y-yes, I feel it..."

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How many days has it been, Gary? Four or five?

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Detected is 475,363* fyi

these retards are still thinking it has 3% mortality
THAT'S IF THE HEALTHCARE DOESN'T GET OVERWHELMED

they are literally modeling everything around an idealistic and unachievable perfect case scenario

FOR GOD'S SAKE THE LOGARITHMIC GRAPH HAS A FUCKING EXPONENTIAL CURVE

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SPREAD IT CORONA-CHAN!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Taleb seems to think the chloroquine study is bullshit

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>All of the new cases originated in a foreign country.
Fucking chinks.
All cases originated in China.

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In a study in China, 30 out of 31 on a ventilator ended up dying. Italy is supposedly following a similar course.

Young people might have a little better outcome if they get that bad, but it'll still be low odds.

>just a flu amigo

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Pls buy chloroquine goyim
And get back to wagecucking

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I wish there was a male version of Corona-chan. I want to be dominated and infected by a cute virus boy.

same..

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Sources on the Hill are telling me the #coronavirus bill will include $350 million for refugee and migration resettlement

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If anyone wants the sauce.
youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

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How do, Gary.

>► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
it's 471,311 you nigger

>► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
it's 471,311 you nigger

>► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
it's 471,311 you nigger

>► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
it's 471,311 you nigger

>► Detected: 375,363 ► Died: 21,316
it's 471,311 you nigger

That's it Gary, you blew it. You can't have 9.8 Billion confirmed predictions, sorry.

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So when's the ride over?

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>.
美國和意大利有過錯。
-美國流感的壽命超過100000
武漢的美軍
-現在中國經濟很棒。
-我們將供應國鏈接到歐洲,不用了。
-中國解決了美國流感。


為什麼由於美國人沒有考慮到傳播病毒而對世界負責?

never

Can some refresh my memory when H1n1 pandemic happened? I'm pretty sure back then there weren't any lock downs across the world, borders getting closed, flights banned and all that. This is definitely a massive event compared to H1n1 pandemic in 2009.

Look, I'm not one to go out here and demand the mass murder of landlords across the country.
I'm just SAYING... I wanna see someone get decapitated over this shit.

Never

Even if those results are true chance of recovery might improve once good virostatics are found and put to use, or passive immunisation through plasma donations by recovered patients becomes available

>tfw you make a rly good post in the last thread and no one responded

I didn't think it would hurt as much as it did ;_;

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Who here has a weak immune system like me?

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>2009

everyone was sucking obamas dick then

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OMG and they all died the end. 100% mortality rate.

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yup

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i can't stop laughing at this, and the reaction to it. they actually act like trump prescribed them random dosages of fish cleaner (not even the same chemical, just sounds similar.)

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>mass murder of landlords
you must want to be homeless

>rise in the rare of acceleration
The absolute state of the USA

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EYYY I'M COFFIN' HERE

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Because fuck you, Ching. Even if it American, I support this virus, because it was against you

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Yoooo can a NEET get some trumpbuxx in this bitch? Need loli statues and guns

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>implying anyone will notice if you repost something in a fast moving general

we love you bro, link it again

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lasted over a year with under 20,000 confirmed deaths (500,000 estimated) and mortality rate of 0.1%

doesn't compare to coronavirus at all

this is the new spanish flu

New death in India reported
52 new cases and a new death in Australia

this. wuflu is a virus with god tier PR.

>1041 US DEATHS
1041 US DEATHS
>1041 US DEATHS
1041 US DEATHS
>1041 US DEATHS
1041 US DEATHS
THERE WAS ONE US DEATH ON FEBRUARY 29
HOW MANY MORE NEED TO DIE BEFORE TRUMPTARDS SHUT UP

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oh look china lied about that too
white horseman confirmed

...umm... doombros? WTF? I thought you said there would be exponential growth? ...it's over, isn't it?

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Forgot to google translate your pasta fren

very good! I thought I was the only one who thought about this.

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But why would Forbes lie to us?????

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Why am i not dead yet ffs, i am living in a big city and using public transport everyday i want to die already dang it.

>美國和意大利有過錯。-美國流感的壽命超過100000武漢的美軍-現在中國經濟很棒。-我們將供應國鏈接到歐洲,不用了。-中國解決了美國流感。為什麼由於美國人沒有考慮到傳播病毒而對世界
can someone translate this from chicken scratch?

I don't think the chloroquine thing is going to lead anywhere. I hope it does. I don't feel like a shitstorm. The economic crisis would still be contained if we got a cure within the week and could stop this pandemic now. But I don't think it's going to happen. People have been blowing hot air about chloroquine for a week now and nothing's come of it except a global rise in IQ thanks to morons chugging fish tank cleaner.

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>we don't know all the possible cases out there
>so that obviously means if everyone isn't dead right now they never will be
perfect logic

TRUMP LIED PEOPLE DIED

Who else had the loss of taste and smell?
Who else thinks they know someone who is sick?

...

If not for building regulations, zoning, etc, housing would be pretty cheap.

>>>/reddit/r/Sino

I ran out of medicine. Will you go to the store for me?

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mods pls quarantine this faggot

Repost it fren ill give you a (You)

sooo 1/68 dies? what is 1/68 of america?

lol wtf is this

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>It's stalled for 4 days only after everyone finally realises they need to fucking isolate
This is still the biggest happening in decades you leaf cunt

They key is early treatment so the immune system doesn't trash the lungs. Antivirals to lower the load (if they work at all), then an IL-6 blocker if there's deterioration. IL-6 is the cause of most of the damage here.

How do we know they didn't just reach testing capacity?

Yup, I corrected it here

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CHINA* LIED PEOPLE DIED

i think i have it
i think i will die

Not diagnosed with anything but I smoked for about 10 years and drank heavily for about 2 so Im probably fucked

> The United States and Italy are at fault.
> -U.S. flu lives over 100,000
> US Army in Wuhan
> -The Chinese economy is great now.
> -We link supplier countries to Europe, >no need.
> -China has resolved the US
>Why is the world responsible because Americans don't think about spreading the virus?


Basically, propaganda bs. Didn’t miss anything

>Florida
>~+100 cases sunday
>+200 cases Monday
>+200 cases Tuesday
>+300 cases Wednesday
IT'S OVER
CORONA-CHAN WINS
FLORIDA IS FINISHED
WE EXPONENTIAL NOW

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I dont like to repost things cuz that is pretty lame and kinda against the spirit of these threads.

helpwithcovid.com/ I just wanted to post this cause they could really use the help. It looks like a good place to organize.