PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
c-span.org/video/?470675-1/
youtu.be/08upmWPFnr0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/Sb634_bmZoc
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/25/20
youtu.be/UpsYnSq_X0Y
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144613585001
>SG Adams on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
youtu.be/Rg52ChayQMw
>KAC outside WH 3/25/20
youtu.be/nvsI3K1H9cQ
>KAC on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/HhKW38nHgE0
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
youtu.be/xBHdnFtpbD0
>Giuliani on FBN 3/25/20
youtu.be/kMtcKGmBPNg
>Pentagon Press Brief (DODSpox Alyssa/JSSurgeon AFBrigGen Friedrichs) 3/25/20
dvidshub.net/video/744250/
>Pentagon Press Brief (UndDefSec4A&S Lord/DOD A&S Ldrs) 3/25/20
dvidshub.net/video/744223/
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/25/20
youtu.be/sIBFcXm2VSc
>DOEVideo: EnSec Brouillette Corona-chan Update 3/25/20
youtu.be/VuwlJv6JSAQ
>HHSVideo: HRSA Awards $100 Million to Health Centers for Corona-chan Response 3/25/20
youtu.be/b1RQetplT4Y
>CDCVideo: Protect Yourself/Corona-chan Response/Ad Council 3/25/20
youtu.be/Sep5Q_K6pC4
youtu.be/fhvgHQIvN-s
youtu.be/jPM3CqCcM_w
>CDCVideo: Corona-chan Stop the Spread of Germs 3/25/20
youtu.be/dGCN6gaHWII
>WHVideo: No American Is Alone As Long As We Are United! 3/25/20
youtu.be/u1srGbLHLh4

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MAGA

Could still go either way. Voice vote gives them a lot of protection.

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MAGA

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British royalty BTFO

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MAGA
FUCK GIBS
GET BACK TO WORK

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AOC will stall the bill by requiring all members to be present in person. She cannot allow socialism and gibs to manifest themselves in her hallowed America under the auspices of the other party.

One person could yell no and its over.

Voice vote means it will pass.

now you have posted the things i hate the most in /ptg/ in one single image

KEEP AMERICA GREAT! CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON!

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MAGA

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Incoming shill freakout
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eB4H4GkDw

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Page 146 seems to say dependents dont get anything

the bill says that if 2018 isnt a tax year for you, then 2019 is used... but I dont know if that means if you were declared dependent in 2018, but not in 2019 (which is being filed now or soon for most ppl) then you get the money?

But Schumer is Nancy's bitch, if he okayed it then Nancy has to be alrighty with it

Lol fuck McConnell
Refugee resettling?
Kennedy center?
What are we even doing here?
Why do small businesses get loans and big businesses get grants?
Why is Boeing getting money at all?
Pelosi, please torpedo this thing.

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i made bread in real life today

COCAINE MITCH POST VOTE PRESS CON

c-span.org/video/?470717-1/sen-mcconnell-holds-news-conference-passage-economic-stimulus-bill


c-span.org/video/?470717-1/sen-mcconnell-holds-news-conference-passage-economic-stimulus-bill

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except if it is done by 13% of american population

Republicans + "Moderate" Dems will pass it

So if I'm understanding it right:

>House has to debate/pass the bill, probably not going to take too long
>Trump signs the bill
>Anyone who filed taxes in the last 2 years gets $1,200 by deposit or by mail by April 6

TRUMP WILL DIE OF A FATAL HEART ATTACK

So, inmates don't get to cum into the hand sanitizer that decent citizens will slather on themselves and rub furiously?

If you believe in landlords collecting rent (unearned income) then you are a communist discord tranny.

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UHH UHH

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How will Pelso ruin this tomorrow?

They need a significant amount of Democrats to vote for this. I don't see it happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=9UAwFXSVPcU
youtube.com/watch?v=9UAwFXSVPcU

I know you guys hate pakman, but this is the first I've ever heard about this

munchman said 3 weeks after Trump signs it

pics?

YOUR MOM WILL DIE OF A FATAL FART ATTACK

AOC would be the one person, but she would be told to fuck off and get put in timeout.

lol
twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1242944541918932993

MAGA

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hey how many girls have you hatted?

MOTION POTION, WATCH YOU HAVE SIR?
MOTION POTION, WATCH YOU HAVE SIR?

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Trump will die of a fatal heart attack. There are no Nazis in God's Kingdom.

Democrats are using fake models to push draconian measures and cause mass panic.

>Founders of the site include Democratic Rep. Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins and three Silicon Valley tech workers and Democratic activists — Zachary Rosen, Max Henderson, and Igor Kofman — who are all also donors to various Democratic campaigns and political organizations since 2016. Henderson and Kofman donated to the Hillary Clinton campaign in 2016, while Rosen donated to the Democratic National Committee, recently resigned Democratic Rep. Katie Hill, and other Democratic candidates.

>Perhaps the goal of COVID Act Now was never to provide accurate information, but to scare citizens and government officials into to implementing rash and draconian measures. The creators even admit as much with the caveat that “this model is designed to drive fast action, not predict the future.”

>A social media share button prompts users to share their models and alarming graphs on Facebook and Twitter with the auto-fill text, “This is the point of no return for intervention to prevent X’s hospital system from being overloaded by Coronavirus.”


thefederalist.com/2020/03/25/inaccurate-virus-models-are-panicking-officials-into-ill-advised-lockdowns/

Then you'll die of rope burns around your neck.

>this commie faggot crying about rent is still here over 3 hours later

>(You)

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I hear that Biden got CORONAED

your statement and your image are in conflict

>against private property
Yes, nigger that's totally against property rights, you illiterate monkey.
Just die in the streets, useless nigger.
You're not owed anyty much less the right to someone's property.

aww you only say that because you got evicted last thread, pay your rent next time sweaty

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Imagine being proud of this bill lol

Just live in a tent lmao

MIGA!

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>so BTFO even digits won't give him the reprieve he craves

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If you've already watched the obvious shit like Outbreak, 12 Monkeys or Contagion, I recommend watching The Fugitive next. It ties in with the pandemic since the villains' motive sheds some real light on why the media and maybe some in congress are being so negative about the chloroquine trials. There's real money to be made with a newly patented drug. It's chump change if you invest in something that's already been in the market for over 60 years.

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AWOO

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Someone check me on this

PAGE 149,

If your first taxable year was 2018, as in, you were working in 2018, but someone declared you as a dependent, then now you get fucked.

If you were a dependent in 2018, but in 2019, you were not, and in 2019 you worked, but in 2018 you did not, you get bux. Thats how I read it.

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>The fed prints money so that banks give out loans for housing like hotcakes
>all retards like you were given loans, but you ended up defaulting on them.
do you
even know how the US monetary system works

why don't you go and watch a short cartoon called "money as debt", for most of Yas Forums it was one of their early redpills on the financial system
it's what really got me started on understanding how the jews exploit the goyim, years ago

He for sure has it, otherwise he wouldn't be in isolation.

mfw its real awoo hours

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fuck liberals

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ITS TIME RICH YOU FAT FUCKING MANCHILD!!!

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MUH-MUH-MUH MY CORONA

Chuck would not have passed it if pelosi wasn’t ready

McConnells sassy tonight.

Reminder to keep in touch with God.

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DEATH TO DONALD TRUMP.
DEATH TO DONALD TRUMP.
LAY THAT DEVIL IN THE GRAVE

STILL GOT IT

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your mom will die in her sleep if you dont respond to t

they didn't turn out very well; i used a weird type of flour

nice job gents
fucking. gookmoot.

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Excellent recommendation. Classic film which really captures the more comfortable world of 1993 America than the mess we currently find ourselves in.

>no warning

oof!

good bob

good kot

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>pay your rent next time sweaty
I'll pay you one bullet

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science has proven that racists have compromised immune systems

guess you don't want to be racist anymore, right?

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Status on the bailout. What's going on with it?

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good job!

use google MOFO

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indeed

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Wasted trips. Anybody that isn't a shit for brains know what's going on?

perfect ass

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I’ll take a slice of that if theres no rum cake (best cake)
HAS NOBODY TOLD YOU TO CEASE LATELY?!
ty
She cute but could stand some flannel and worn out jeans

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>fake models
This isn't news, they've been using bullshit methodology since the 70s on muh global warming panic

>cable went out 30 min ago
>came back at 00:00:01
When gookmoot can't win, he forces the fiber jew to do his dirty work. Also you are being recommended for triple diamond, but you do recognize that means you gotta win an arm rassling world championship

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Senate bill passed by the senate with no negative votes, but the sassy amendment got shot down. House is going to voice vote on it.

V FOR VENDETTA. GUV UNLEASHES VIRUS WHILE ALSO HAVING VACCINE IN BACK POCKET. KEEPS PEOPLE IN FEAR IN THEIR HOMES

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Passed the Senate 96-0. House votes on it Friday morning.

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>I'll pay you one bullet
can you even afford a gun for it?

Reply to this post with "Thank you"

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Then its a done deal.

If you get claimed as a dependent for 2018 AND 2019 you don't get anything. If you were not a dependent for one of those years, then you will get a check.

N

WHEN WILL WE PEAK

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If I knew I would lose everything, and I DIDN'T get a loan, wouldn't that make me the smart one?

Imagine not only wanting to pay rent to jewish landlords, but also pay INTEREST to jewish banks.

>Also you are being recommended for triple diamond, but you do recognize that means you gotta win an arm rassling world championship
I’ll make that one scene in Twin Peaks look like The Golden Girls

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Soon

So is the trumpbux bill being passed in the senate a Good thing or not?

Please tell me this tomboy does porn.

>renter pays with 1 bullet
>I use bullet to remove trespasser
He doesn't need the gun

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>Who is this girl and what animu can I find her in? Been a rough day. Could use some help here
Lanka from Murenase! Seton Gakuen

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AOC do the right thing and torpedo this monstrosity

Attention whores going to whore for attention.

Shes being redistricted anyway so theres no downside

could have had your answer 2 minutes ago if you googled it

implying things will apparently get worse. when will the names of the victims be read by celebrities on social media?

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>makeup free
codeword for saying they aint sucking chilren blood

yikes

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WINNERS!

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I figured it would be up with this stimulus pass

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Its shit. Any bill that comes out of this chink flu charade is going to be shit. The shutdowns are shit. The media hysteria is shit. The entire thing is a farce.

SEETHING

That awoo is suspicious! Who reads newspapers in 2020 besides only to prove that headlines were altered online? Also we're going to have manned space missions launched from the United States once more by May!

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Did they learn nothing from that 1 day trend where they made themselves look ugly?

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They went with ssn, not tax filings, everyone with a SSN will get $600 for two weeks for a total of $1200 lump sum.

perfect, man commies really are retarded lol

I was aiming more for turning your hat around to get extra serious, but whatever works
Nope, just a wicked weasel model, but some of the suits she modeled are mesh or just open


It's....... a thing. Not really the muh communism that people were freaking out about because the govt will get those trumpbux back on future taxes. Not as good as just telling people fuck off with this shut down tho. The best upside is it promotes the idea Trump pushed for it and Dems blocked it for a week needlessly. He can maybe capitalize on that

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I'll use the money I saved by not paying rent to buy a Hi Point.

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Asian markets are in the crapper though.