IT PASSED WE GET OUR TRUMPBUX!!!!

Yes wagie, give me your hard earned dollars mmmmmmm wagie money is so nice and warm. Thank you wagie, i think ill spend YOUR money on WHAT EVER I WANT. Maybe ill visit the magic store and teach myself magic

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Have fun with your skyrocketing rent as you spend your money on switch games and weed.

its probably loaded with unrelated partisan democrat legislation

What democrat bullshit and RINO cuck shit sneaked its way into this shit

its barqs you tard

They voted to pass the 2 trillion dollar stimulus which includes Trumpbux. Unemployment fags will see a 600 dollar a week rise in the UE benefits as well meaning if you get fired you will actually make more money on UE than working full time

2% of US income comes from selling blood. It's a moneymaking scam.

Im a long-term sex tourist American and havent been in the USA for awhile

How do I make sure I get my Trumpbux????

Rent? Im a NEET, mommy and dayy pay rent not me silly wagie

youtube.com/watch?v=ADvJ8p8yY-c

You only get trumpbux if you make

All of you non-essentials are neets now.

Neets don't get money, how many fucking times does this need to be drilled into your empty skulls

I think it's bait/a meme on the font, the filename says "oliet" at the front like anyone would mistake "diet"

Lmao!!!

Why is this thread so good

here ya go fag

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we've all been sold out
2008 all over again

BARQS

NEETs get it as long as they file their taxes. You can file at $0.

dumbass

based

Wait will we neets not really get anything?

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>he can't read cursive
Nigger, that is a Baiuj's

Dems changed the bill fool. Under the rules of the original which got rejected by dems NEETS get nothing and wagies get 2400 dollars split into two checks. Dems forced republicans to change it so even those who file 0 in their income for taxes will get a check (Other wise those on welfare get nothing and dems love welfare) but now the check is a single 1200 dollar check instead of two. You need to keep up with whats going on buddy. NEETS literally just stole half your money.

Where's the guy that was threatening to stab old white ladies if he didn't get it?

I don't.
I got paid 98k in 2018 and was employed by Macy's. Macy's laid me off in early 2019.

So not only do I not have a job, but I don't get the money and I'm no longer eligible for unemployment.

I'm in a stem position too.

This world is fucked.

Fuck no. Last thing I need is AIDS or some other fucked up disease because the local hospital's jewish director skimped on new needles.

It's just passed! NEETS RISE UP!

Fuck you nigger, Trumpbux time

If they aren't employed, HOW DO THEY HAVE INCOME TAXES RETARD

The rope

The bill states that dependents won't be eligible.

>I got paid 98k in 2018 and was employed by Macy's. Macy's laid me off in early 2019.
How the fuck did you make almost 100k working for Macys??! WHos dick did you suck!?

dont laugh i need that money

my english school is closed indefinitely so i havent been getting paid

my digital nomad youtube channel has seen a small uptick during the quarantine but its not enough to cover

$1200 buys a lot of brown teen poonany

You put in 0 you fucking mouthbreather

jokes on you. i pirate my comfy animal crossing

NEETS WIN BAY BAY

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Lerk more newfag

LMAO at tax genius here

software development. I was replaced by pajeets.

I wish I was a non-essential, they are all getting paid time off and I still gotta fucking work and stock food for their fat asses as they sit at home and shit and i'm a robot out in the fucking virus.

>Mixed blood
>The heart of a snake is shaped like the head of a snake
Interdasting

Unfortunately NPCs will have new programming by then. They won’t remember this shit

You file taxes but say you earned $0?

They did say they may do another check later. If the virus is still bad. (spoilers: it will be worse)

Go get a job and get fired

Then file your 2019 taxes. It's only based on 2018 if you haven't done 2019 taxes yet. And even if they use 2019 it's on a scale. You won't get the full 1200 but you'll get something.

Why are NEETS filing ANY taxes? You people are braindead and should be shot on sight before getting anything.

You are so fucking dumb, where it says income you need to copy and paste 0. NEETS WIN BITCH

This.
And now protests are going to be deemed illegal. The national guard is in place to quash any dissent. I am just hoping they didn't pass the USD crypto.

Do I get any Trumpbux?

Larper nigger

Kill yourself you disgusting shitty parasite. Youre getting fucking nothing because that's what you're worth.

Its bait you tard.

your mom loves BBC

Good thing im 26 and my parents cant legally put me as a dependent unless im autistic which im not

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Dependents who filed individually get jack shit.
This is bullshit, I paid my taxes. I am still in school but still.

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Now Yas Forumsermin can stop crying about not being able to afford VR.

Oh who am I kidding. They've unemployed for ages and getting nothing.

Poorfags get tax credits.
Shaniqua gets $3500 just for shitting out baby rae rae

You can't teach yourself magic retard, you're born with it and turn wizard later.

if you make too little, you don't get a say

I have been a shut in for 8 years and have never filed taxes when can I expect my check? I would really like to eat for the first time in over 2 weeks I am getting weak from starving to death.

My adjusted gross income for the year was 84k

Please god tell me im getting some of my stolen tax dollars back...

Only if your nigger princess shares hers with you.

Why didnt he just pass an executive order to get the money out?
I know the house holds the purse strings, but is that outside his power?

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Then tell your parents to stop filing with you as a dependent and you can pay for your own insurance you parasite.

clean my toilet you dirty wagie

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Fuck you boomers shitting on NEETS. Research Winterhilfswerk des Deutschen Volkes and Nationalsozialistische Volkswohlfahrt. The jews fucking looted this country for over a century. I am for helping my white brothers.
t. not a NEET

Can I get a quick rundown on who qualifies for this and how much with this new bill?

you get to buy more licensees

never

If you filed independently you still get it.

Oh, I must have missed that part because I was upset about getting nothing lol. Let me go file 2019! I made 20k

based fellow hiki

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So is it still coming early april?

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So we get our NEETbux and now we get our TRUMPbux wagie.

Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bone,
Bosses need vacation homes.
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
By all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
And make our bosses millionaires.
Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.
Come on wagie, join the crew,
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the bossman makes you blue,
You deserve it. You're a tool.
Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.

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Saved

May

ok nice, now please stop panick-meming the world into chaos and economic disaster Yas Forums.

were these trumpbux worth all of this?

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Even if I am a dependent?

Gonna buy the Monogatari book series

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Proof again that reckless breeding is the answer

Im worth atleast 1200 now wagie. Your so generous with your money

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No he could have done it with some of the 50B unlocked by declaring a state of emergency
Wouldn't have been on the same scale though
Maybe he could have chain declared national emergencies?

Have job, getting paid to stay home, I'll pass :D

And Katanagatari

you still get trumpbux, but you get 1200 - (income * 0.05) (not lower than 0)

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Yes they will. This is the happening.

Based

House is tomorrow, cry more

Where does it actually sat that

Seems worthless if that long.

very funny wagie seriously tho when can I eat again I am hungry?

>the house rejects it

Trump and Minuchin said they're pushing for payments by beginning of April today.

That was the old bill wagie, dems changed it for NEETS

WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOUR CORONA BUX JUST HYPNOTIZE ME
AND I LOVE MY BRAND NEW VIDEO GAMES
GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE BROKE AND I'M SO PAID

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it did not pass what are you retardeds talking about

The bill that failed on Monday was a flat $1200 for those making under 75k.

WAGIES BTFO

BASED

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post bill

Did the lefty voter fraud bullshit pass like allowing mail in ballots and auto renewal of chinks and poos' h1b visas?

>we

You get both dummy.

RIP that’s the worst. I hate those Pajeets taking us IT fags’ jobs. I see it all the time. Trying to get a job myself and can’t. Im saving up about $30-40k to build an off grid cabin in the ozarks and I’m going to permanently yeet out of society.

If I file my 2019 taxes tomorrow, will I qualify? I'm not sure on my 2018 taxes if i filed as independent or not.

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Why is the senate voting again today?

They just paid themselves before the devastation. Its a shame none of you have any reading skills

Is it going to include DACA amnesty?

passed the senate 10mins ago, house votes friday

>BREAKING: The Senate unanimously passes the #COVID emergency relief package along a 96-0 vote.
>The House will convene at 9:00am Friday to take up the $2 trillion legislation.

We do actually have a slight shortage. Be a bro and donate. Remember minorities don't often donate. If not blood platelets and plasma. Mostly goes to cancer patients. If you're AB go donate a platelet kids need that shit.

Didn’t they do that yesterday?

I’m ignorant on this process. I thought it was supposed to go to the house first, no? Why is it going there second?

since you filed your taxes since you worked at a job.

in 5 weeks.

if you didnt file taxes, NEVER.

Nancy blocked the first bill, this is a new one with more Dem pozz

the people voting on it didn't even read it, you expect people here to?

>tfw I am still working from work and make just under 74k
>tfw I will also get trumpbux, and buy more guns
Don't worry neet, I don't mind sending a bit of tax money your way. In fact, I wish you the best in your procurement of tendies in these dark times.

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>That dumb cunt has no power, shes just one vote, all senators voted yes and the reps will too or they wont have a job when midterms come around
She's the speaker. She determines what gets voted on.

Nancy didn't get any of her pork and the lich is very hungry. Expect a veto. Can't have the Republicans saying they saved the country.

This. Fucking goldfish brains man.

I'm curious about this as well, what's the deadline to file to be elegible for this bill especially if you didn't file 2018.

It's obvious this money is for everyone to get VR. Then Ready Player One.

You can still file them yeah, for free online no less on the IRS website if you make less than 69k

It's barps you fucking idiot

That's 13 ang's, you fuck. I swear, they need to start teaching cursive again.

If no one pays who will stop them?
Police are busy

Dependents get NOTHING

What’s the new poz?

politico.com/f/?id=00000171-1429-d270-a773-777f92a00000

I know all of Yas Forums is stoked about this and all but i have said it before and ill say it again.
Beware Greeks bearing gifts.
pic unrelated

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I told you that I never have filed taxes. Also 5 weeks it too long I could be dead by then.

Someone answer please. I didn't file in 2018 cause I didn't work but I just filed and got my return for 2019. I made WAY less than 75k. Am I eligible?

Just say you made 10K in Minecraft

Or be me, 140k AGI last year with a stay at home wife and 2 kids, filed jointly so I don’t get reduced until 150k, $3400 free and clear

assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf

house was on vacation or someshit, it's not unheard of to go senate->house->oval office just uncommon, house members don't even have to fly in for it, some random rule where if nobody objects it passes unanimously AOC said she might object which would force everyone to fly in which would be a interesting shit show

then the answer is NEVER.

this applies only to TAX PAYERS.

Yes

>no bux for neets
>must have filed taxed in last 2 years
>can't be a dependent

I hope niggers riot and burn the cities. This is UNACCEPTABLE

Enjoy your bux

So does everyone under 75K get 1200? Is there some kind of calculation involved here or is it all around the same for everyone under each amount like 75K and 150K?

Wrong again boomer. They will use your SS info if you didn't file in 2018 or 2019. Meaning, the last time a person worked or they will use SS # info.
Source:
politico.com/f/?id=00000171-1429-d270-a773-777f92a00000
Pgs. 145-147

>Alex, whats my price?

Ain't no wagies left, that's the problem

then why are a bunch of people saying the opposite?

what is double bait for $200?

3DS emulation and even switch emulation is happening slowly. But honestly? Just play Shantae Pirate Curse on steam.

Welcome to Communism

because reading comprehension is hard for smooth brains.

seriously, the bill is only 1460 pages long, you got nothing better to do, read it over.

kek, pretty sure that means we get direct deposits as well.

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!
>1,200 WIEMARBUX TO SURVIVE ON FOR 18 MONTHS!!

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In the past?

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(you)

as in now

NEETS get trumpbux lurk the thread

Democrats get 25 million to give to democrat house members for "expenses" kek