Aus/pol/ low effort edition

>fosters

Boomer Told me not to buy after pay shares at eight dollars Fuck boomers

>still havent announced gibs for wagies

you know he wouldve done it

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Hey man, I am not actually Australian. Just doing out of respect for aus/pol. It's boring here. everything is shut down.

It begins............

news.com.au/finance/business/chinese-company-shipped-out-millions-of-australias-masks-hand-sanitiser-glove-supplies/news-story/d5324e3676d38af509d5ac25c56e7cec

>Three million surgical masks, 500,000 pairs of gloves and bulk supplies of sanitiser and wipes were bought up in Australia and other countries where Greenland operates.
>While the bulk purchases and shipping were perfectly legitimate, the goods shipped in bulk to China include the very items that have been in short supply for Australian citizens as well as health professionals.
>They were accumulated at Greenland’s Sydney headquarters and sent to China over weeks in January and February.

>Also the food courts are shut down, where ever will the boomers hang around now?

If the Liberals get elected again, then this whole crisis has been a waste

Reckon more restrictions coming?

Try drinking an actual Australian beer, like VB or Melbourne Bitter.

based seppo, stay safe m8

my put options are getting blown the fuck out right now

Ok best case scenario for the West:
>Qplan turns out to be legit
>The whole of the NWO agenda gets exposed, every member and collaborator of it gets publicly executed
>Culture has to completely rebuild
>Ethnostates are reinstated, large repatriation schemes take place in various countries
>Governments have to transition to Hobbesian Monarchy so they aren't completely at the mercy of moneyed interests
>The whole of academia has to be audited in order to separate the legit knowledge from the subversion
>Religion slowly gets readopted, but the culture shocks of both atheist and church organisations being globalist strongholds are felt for a long time
>An economic system that is independent and not vulnerable to corporate power whilst still being prosperous has to be figured out
>tradition has to be found and revived in every walk of life

At best this whole thing is going to take a lot of time and the chances of all this are unlikely.

I hate modern cars but that Brabham is a thing of beauty. Helps that it's powered by a Ford V8 as well.

hello greatest ally, i’ve never even had a fosters and i live here. they are a meme beer that non-australians think we drink, when in reality the real aussie beer is VB or tooheys new

Centrelink only has 20min to meet my designated call time. It's not happening today is it?

when do you think centrelink will pull their head out of their arse and get a grip on the situation? i wanna hop on the dole but cba waiting at a service station at 5 in the morning

FINALLY, 8hrs and 50 minutes of hold time.

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>Boomer Told me not to buy after pay shares at eight dollars Fuck boomers

For once the Boomer might be right, lenders are being hit hard right now and we're due for a further stockmarket crash, what we seems to be on is the dead cat bounce before the true correction begins.

We'll likely be at 50 to 55 usd within a month or two.

he'd be too busy raping and impregnating the interns

>veebs
>melbourne bitter
>aussie beers
Fuck up Cooper's is the only Australian owned Australian produced mainstream big beer. Everything else is foreign pisswater.

wasn't fosters a thing here at some point though? could have sworn i saw an ad for it from the 80s/90s

Add it to my list.
Thanks man, you as well.
Yea the other guy above helped establish that.
Well ill have fun in this thread. My state in the USA, is basically the American version of Australia. Take a guess?

>managed to get 2 weeks off from work because i have asthma and dont want to deal with wagies who dont follow isolation protocols
>had to burn all of my annual leave for it
>tfw probably not going to bother going back after it finishes

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that's how yu get worms lol

dead horse?

brapsniff etc

yeah i know cooper's is by far the best, even threw money and anti fag marriage, but he's a seppo, he can't handle actual ale.

So what further restrictions are likely to happen on a state level in the next few days/weeks? Will bottle-o's close? Banks limit how much we can withdraw? Not allowed outside at all, even to go for a run? What timeframe?

Carlton Draught is pretty based as well imo

>when do you think centrelink will pull their head out of their arse and get a grip on the situation?

They won't, they have the Boomiest of boomers in charge that wouldn't know the difference between a i486 and a Ryzen, who likely believes if he can stall a few weeks then the crisis will be over and he doesn't have to shoulder any responsibility.

ScoMo speaking today? Hairdressers on twitter saying they are closing to put public health first, acting like they are heroes

Calling it now, we'll be in lockdown by Sunday.

lemme get my steelcaps

Some bloke told me Alabama is supposed to be similar but I always found Texas, at least old-fashioned Texas before it became north Mexico, a bit of a kindred spirit.

Only a matter of time until all other retail except grocery and petrol is closed.

lmao based 75 IQ important members of society

Bit of false hope yesterday, but new cases are back up again

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>Hairdressers on twitter saying they are closing to put public health first, acting like they are heroes

More likely they were borderline insolvent in much the same way all the retail sector was and were looking for a quick dash to the exit with a easy means to pass on the blame.

Coopers is the only and truly the last aussie beer left homo

Yep, VB and Melbourne Bitter are both owned by CUB, which is a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch. XXXX is owned by Lion, as is Tooheys. Coopers is the last big Aussie beer company.

Looks like a good time to grow a nice mullet

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They said they are doing home appointments instead, which means you are still spreading possible disease?

>>Also the food courts are shut down, where ever will the boomers hang around now?
>work at a non-essential retail store
>boomers have migrated inside the store and some have started to eat on benches outside the store

Why are boomers so fucking stupid? I hardly even see millennials around these days.

I can see Alabama, cause of its wide green terrain. But I am from Florida. Only reason I think so because you guys have the ocean and large terrain too. Plus, we have gators.

Owned by the Belgians.

I was shocked to see how many businesses have closed doors, I don't think they realise they probably won't get money?

yeah thats like having everyone from the pub come to your place now

and for what? The overwhelming majority of deaths are those 80+ years of age, with preexisting conditions. 1500 Australians died everyday before the virus, half from diet related diseases, and now we're grinding everything to a halt and taking hundreds of billions of dollars out in stimulus, all because 10 boomers died from a cold over the past three months?

This is beyond ridiculous.

it costs money to stay open, user

How long did it take actually speaking to a person? 5 minutes?

But if you are on the exemption list the government won't pay you?

In terms of climate we're similar to basically the whole of the deep south +Texas + caribbean. In terms of culture we're closest to Frontier types.

>Why are boomers so fucking stupid?

They've spent their lives getting away with screaming "don't tell me what to do!", they think doing the same will save them now.

And with that it's time for an Early Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Let's hope the Boomerflu kills the lot of them!

It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

So when you say 'lockdown', that means no retail open, only banks, supermarket, petrol stations, not allowed outside - even for a walk, with cops patrolling and pulling up people if they do?

When will the main island provide such info?

oh, and even bottle-o's closed?

a link would be better

when will swamp ass become a thing

It’s a Communist revolution before our eyes

hang on what did you mean by dead horse?

The flattening curve theory is utter bollocks made up by retards from Imperial College in London.

We're about to figure out that the fear mongering is totally unwarranted. Italians are cooking their numbers by including every boomer dying of natural cause because they want gibs from EU/Germany.

Buy stocks, screencap this and thank me later.

This guy had pink bats but Scomo has chink bats

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>Italians are cooking their numbers by including every boomer dying of natural cause because they want gibs from EU/Germany.
They're literally doing the opposite of that. Every country is. We'll know when the total deaths within this period are published and see they're up 10x over average. Whole lotta people dying from "pneumonia" and "respiratory complications" that aren't tested.

>foster beer
It's as australian as Obama is american
Drink Coopers

>I was shocked to see how many businesses have closed doors, I don't think they realise they probably won't get money?

Seems to be more likely a temper tantrum that they've been told they have to comply with restrictions, much like the boomers, business people have been able to get away with pretty much whatever the fuck they want for 20 years so being told "you can only have 1 customer to every 4 square metres" is too much for them.

On the weekend for example I could see how many were all ignoring the rules, most of the clubs in Perth had 100's of people in them while a large number of restaurants were packed.

my work is staying open for now but hope it closes aonther day at spotlight is killing me

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cockney slang for red sauce (tomato sauce)

and so i meant source for the pic

Don't know pham but here's the state breakdown

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theaustralian.com.au/nation/coronavirus-ultra-orthodox-jewish-community-holds-mass-gathering-amid-ban/news-story/c93ea324ac2586d59f3da25226364b44
>“I’m Jewish and I’m absolutely furious they are behaving like this, putting the lives of the entire Melbourne community and beyond at risk.
Fucking kek.

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Because if they do nothing, there is the potential for over a million Australians to die. And that is without taking into account the exponential death count when health care is no longer capable of handling the amount of cases.

Nope.
The Italian death rate has mysteriously reached a ceiling and it's stuck at that for a few days, which makes absolutely no sense.

Because you can pretend that someone died of Corona, but you can't invent fake dead people.

Why are they lying? Here's why.
ft.com/content/258308f6-6e94-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

>there is the potential for over a million Australians to die
Retard alert in sector stupid

>without taking into account the exponential death count
Kek I didn't even read the rest of your message and it's even more stupid
Are you a psychology graduate from Melbourne by any chance?

and NSW

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ohhhhhhhhh thought you mean kicking a dead horse because you recognized that i always post porn screencaps. nvm, heres the sauce.

Jenna Sativa & Sabrina Banks - 69, Twice The Dime

What is the point of Victoria?

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. But sure, buy stocks like a good goy and keep parroting your kike JUST A FLU propaganda.

yeah two times of 5 minutes so 10 mins total

Well this is encouraging.

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The virus hysteria is a hoax dumbass. The real thing is less dangerous than a common cold.

>Italians are cooking their numbers by including every boomer dying of natural cause because they want gibs from EU/Germany.
Nice headcanoning spastic, but it's the opposite of that. China is getting decimated, but you aren't hearing about because their aren't keeping fucking records. It's impressive how much of a fucking retard you cunts can be when a virus spreads across the fucking globe inside a month and you pretend like its nothing. And don't bother giving me recovered/asymptomatic numbers fuckhead, that's besides the point. The flu is bad enough as it is, but oh yeah it's no big deal if we also start living with viral fucking pneumonia. Neck yourself.

but you are right about stocks (qantas and bank stocks especially).

and heres a little something for janny to clean up because janny cant see through all this all this matter and make up and deja poo

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hahaha nice now i get the steel caps reference,

damn i wish i was funny and not a degenerate, thanks for the link cunt

This is a hoax. Aussie isn't doing shit about this, therefore everyone should be getting fucking WRECKED by this if its as bad as they say, you guys should have thousands of people dead.

There won't be. You have 2 deaths so far. How many deaths to influenza this year huh?

Australia is singlehandedly PROVING this is hoax by doing fuck all with zero consequences.

I bet you are an early 20's fucktard.

Do the math of the mortality rate if the virus was left unchecked and un controlled.

>nsw

we seriously need to do something about the chink problem my fellow ns welshman

>Will bottle-o's close?
>Not allowed outside at all, even to go for a run?
That's the current situation in NZ

Haha look at you aus tardz hurrr durrr I’m an sissy Aussy m8 criKey put a shrimp on da Barbie m8 hahaha what’s it like living up side down frrrrrrttttttt pooop piss cock heh and u guys thought u were the only ones who could shit post; nothing personal m8 pic related it’s u

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>taking financial advice from an uber eats driver.

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brb resetting router again

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>spotlight
Kek.
Say hi to my missus and don't accept my credit card m8.

The figures we're seeing are lower than an average season of flu
The panic is completely retarded. I'm not saying we should do nothing; we should monitor and test people, but in particular old folks.

>taking financial advice from an uber eats driver.

Right now I might be one of the few people earning income!

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>Do the math of the mortality rate if the virus was left unchecked and un controlled.
Using which model?

MAGA
Make America Gasp Again

>>The figures we're seeing are lower than an average season of flu
m8 you're just further proving how much of a fucking retard you are. you don't get it, so just stop posting about it.

Novel virus ???

The common flu is already in the community, this is new...….

theres one of these guys in every thread

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No they won't, and even if there was 100,000 deaths, these are people on death's door anyway. There used to be a thing called humility and embracing when your time has come, but with boomers it seems they're willing to bankrupt an entire nation so they can live an extra year or two.

The people saved will never pay back the hundreds of billions taken out, and are infact the wealthiest demographic of all Australians.

We were the few not on cenno.
Still wage slaving now.
Maybe next week.

>The panic is completely retarded. I'm not saying we should do nothing; we should monitor and test people, but in particular old folks.

Most of it is about protecting boomers from themselves, they've been trying to coffin dodge.

Also the Australian government needs an excuse to crash the economy without being blamed for causing a recession we all knew was coming.

>mysterious clusters of deaths in french aged care facilities not counted because not tested and not dying in hospital
bvoltaire.fr/nouveau-scandale-et-maintenant-ils-nous-mentent-sur-le-nombre-de-morts/
>mysterious unaccounted deaths in italy
ecodibergamo.it/stories/bergamo-citta/quasi-mille-morti-nella-bergamascai-sindaci-ma-sono-molti-di-piu_1346006_11/

BUT IT'S JUST A FLU BRO THE NUMBERS ARE OVERSTATED AND ALSO TOTALLY ACCURATE AT THE SAME TIME

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Are there restrictions on how borderforce can treat Australians?
Is this like people criticizing ScoMo for not closing schools even though there's this thing called the constitution that means he literally can't

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>cenno calls on time for interview
>obligations waived
>don't even need to contact JSP right now

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Please tell me Jacinda and Kiwis were told to fuck off wanting our ScoMo bux

That's not an argument.
If you make grand claim you have to provide evidence.

Show us the model predicting all this doom.
I already know where it comes from but I want you to do the research, figure out and bring it here.

Have you considered becoming a journalist for the abc.
Your political insight is staggering.

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afterpay lost 40 percent last week