LEAFS GET $2K A MONTH AND WE ONLY GET $1.2K ONCE WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And probably closer to 1100 once taxes are taken out.

There's fewer leaves and shit costs almost twice as much up there because fuck Canada.
OP is a fag.

Leaf money passed the US dollar a few months ago.

this, it will be worth less than 1000 usd by the time they get it

$2000 buys like what, one steak in canada?

shh don't let anyone else know. If everyone does it the system will collapse. Ive bought 4 houses using this method

Nah, the exchange fees will rape you.

Why do you need monthly payments you parasite

How many luxury soups can they buy with that? Like 3?

>he still hasn't realized how long this is going to last

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2K canadian syrup bucks = $500 US greenbacks.

all those luxury soups

Fucking socialists

>2k a month
Wow they’ll almost be able to afford some chicken breast

Wouldn't you just get the same amount back?

Yes but to get it, you have to be a leaf. Who wants to be a leaf?

Kek boomers on suicide watch.

It's 1.4k usd. PER MONTH.

>tfw you're an essential employee and working overtime
>this money is basically a free bonus
Feels good
What's a good slur to call non essentials?

Based on Italy, three weeks.

Peasants

Americans get a one time meager payment out of a multi trillion dollar bill.
Thank god i get to die soon.

not even close to being done in italy, friend. if they open everything back up now, the virus will emerge again and there will be a huge outbreak. you have to lock everything down for months after it's believed to be gone.

They actually get less with the luxury canned soups and such.

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What's that, like $50 USD? Pelosi was right on this one. Everyday Americans don't want some government handout. Not when there are immigrants suffering in our sanctuary cities.

But thats the only way they can afford their premium soups.

One more month tops? OH NO MY MONTHLY EXPENSES ARE OVER $9,000 MORE GIBS PLOX

Yes
This is a bad thing
We should be upset

hey man i hope you're right

It's only for laid off people, not everyone.

Welcome to Trump's Cuck Shed

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>literally PP in their orange juice
OHNONONONO

They get Canada bux, not really worth as much as good ol washingtons

There you go

2k leafbux is only 1400 American, plus the fact that campbells is a luxury soup in Canada because prices are higher.

Go ahead and give it a shot user, post lambo next week

Play money

That's in Canuck leaflets so don't worry.

The first month it's free, the second month you're in Ottawa knees to the ground while Trudy sticks his Tim Hortons down your throat

2k Maple money is about ~1200$ anyway, chill.
Look out for them luxury soups.

Alright, but it's winding down now

jesus christ how horrifying
how did we let things get this bad?

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Except every American is getting money. Only leafs that have been raked by the Chinese flu get the 2k per month. Too bad I still have to work...

>Campbell's
>Luxury
Ok

How do I apply

Trump
Just so you understand -- are you ready? I think there are certain people that would like it not to open so quickly. I think there are certain people that would like it to do financially poorly because they think that would be very good as far as defeating me at the polls. And I don't know if that's so, but I do think it's so that a lot of -- that there are people in your profession that would like that to happen.

Question
But your own medical experts did not endorse that plan yesterday.

Trump
I think it's very clear -- I think it's very clear that there are people in your profession that write fake news. You do. She does. There are people in your profession that write fake news. They would love to see me, for whatever reason -- because we've done one hell of a job. Nobody has done the job that we've done. And it's lucky that you have this group here, right now, for this problem, or you wouldn't even have a country left. Okay.
- Trump Joins the Daily Coronavirus Pandemic Briefing - Tuesday March 25, 2020
factba.se/transcript/donald-trump-press-conference-coronavirus-briefing-march-25-2020

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lmao, its barely starting up

Yeah it fucking sucks. Lucky bastards.

what website? i hope that's not Yas Forums

Only if you get laid off.

It's completely different than Trumpbux. Trumpbux is a tax credit whereas the leafbux is just upping peoples EI claims up to 2k if they aren't already clearing 2k from EI.

Wagie wagie back in the cagie

and all that will get them is a pound of ground beef

*1K/month since its taxed lol.

It's real.
Campbell's Chunky variety soups are so pricey in French America they are only attainable by the most well-to-do. Truly, a luxury.

>posting a picture from the arctic circle
lel@your life

link in the op, what a bloated mess
4chins is ok

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