/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2552 - DO-NOT-RESUSCITATE EDITION

Usually threads are slow at night.

Good night argiebro

>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Threadly reminder:

CVG threads are generated by Jews who have stocks in gold

If I get sleep, I get sleep. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from sleeping.

I cant believe greggs is fucking dead

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1. How much longer is this social isolation expected to last?
2. How many people are actually expected to die in North America?
3. What’s the likelihood of anyone under 45 getting seriously sickened by he holiness?
4. What is the truth percentage of those blessed?
5. How likely was it that her perfection was engineered

Tom Hanks just happens to take his trusty old "Corona" heavy ass typewriter with him to Australia. Really makes you think.

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This is big if true:

>Half of United Kingdom Already Infected With Coronavirus, Says Oxford Model

Combining an assumed susceptibility to severe disease rate of 1 in 100 with R0s 2.25 and 2.75, the researchers project respectively that 36 and 40 percent of the U.K.'s population was already infected by March 19

reason.com/2020/03/25/half-of-united-kingdom-already-infected-with-coronavirus-says-oxford-model/?fbclid=IwAR2BJVLgpPj_wetJWfWuXGJdbiUTmJlWZ1PxoaW2HO-UpxamVIubeBpQQuY

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pol pre covid - "The ZOG media lie about everything"

Post Covid - "Look, look at this Daily Mail article!"

Get a fucking grip you kids.

So the happenings over right? I can go back to work now?

Thinking about building an information archive, mostly influenced by /cvg/ threads, for research and historical record.
Where should this archive be hosted? I was thinking about building a website for it. What kind would be best?

Any other ideas would be appreciated.

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>doubling every 10 days, and still accelerating
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Pretty sure they are bots.

Anyone else /SIG/ing themselves? No more opiates, cigarettes or booze. Starting to feel like shit now.

Yeah this is what I don’t understand. At some point Yas Forums started parroting everything in the Jew media.

It's the beginning of a slow but growin trickle of backpeddling the govt here is doing.

why are americans so degenerated?
there are people dying, the hospitals are overflooded and the staff is worn out
and all this after 2 weeks.

but yeah go to work in 2 weeks and rescue the economy
god i am glad not to live in that shithole

What is this goofy site? Bill's personal blog?

HOW THAT GOING TO TURN OUT ONCE THEY COOM BACK TO LIFE
Probably be less of an NPC at that point

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Yeah exactly. Who do you think created them?

>stocks in gold
t. Abbo

>Dad had flu like symptoms for about 3 days
>Now I woke up with a dry throat and sore sinuses
Am I fucked?

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bright days ahead

This isn't flattening. This isn't flattening AT ALL

The herd intensifies. Good. You will come out of this faster and more financially intact than other countries. Bold move. You are still lefty faggots though. No homo.

>Half of United Kingdom Already Infected With Coronavirus, Says Oxford Model

Combining an assumed susceptibility to severe disease rate of 1 in 100 with R0s 2.25 and 2.75, the researchers project respectively that 36 and 40 percent of the U.K.'s population was already infected by March 19

reason.com/2020/03/25/half-of-united-kingdom-already-infected-with-coronavirus-says-oxford-model/?fbclid=IwAR2BJVLgpPj_wetJWfWuXGJdbiUTmJlWZ1PxoaW2HO-UpxamVIubeBpQQuY

Except the opposite of whats happened. Everyone was shitting their pants about this in these threads before the MSM started going off, and then once they did everyone started saying its a psyop. Personally I dont know wtf is going on anymore

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Fucking dammit post the image

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Basically allready dead user

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>still thinks there's time to flatten it

we're riding the wave now user, surfs up.

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nothing burger

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Based on the cruise ship data, .5% death rate, so i'm going to go out on a limb and say not fucked at all. Right now they are suffering from selection bias issues, cause they don't test random samples or everyone, cause those are the only accurate ways to get infected vs death numbers vs general pop. The isolated cruise ships are fantastic for this data cause they were isolated for more than incubation period and produced those results cause they tested everyone. Scientific method in action.

>Should it turn out that the epidemic wanes before long, there will be a queue of people wanting to take credit for this. And we can be damned sure draconian measures will be applied again next time.

>Dr Peter Goetzsche is Professor of Clinical Research Design and Analysis at the University of Copenhagen and founder of the Cochrane Medical Collaboration. He has written several books on corruption in the field of medicine and the power of big pharmaceutical companies.

Checked.

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>>>pol/ptg/
you need to go back to your containment thread

>9/11 cracked down on airport security
>China Virus creates ???
What new policies or laws will come of this?

Mommy is exposing the Corona Kike.
youtube.com/watch?v=9BgTHhLDWLA

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Checking. No brakes on this train.

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foxnews.com/us/cruise-ship-data-helps-reveal-coronavirus-death-rate-researchers
I got you bro.

Don't think there's any real information anywhere here

Starting to think this too. If they suspect up to 40% of UK citizens are infected with the low levels of hospitalizations and deaths this is already over with.

So I've been going through my backlog thanks to Corona-chan, and I've been finally finishing games, just finished DOOM 64 today, goddamn that's a great game, been playing Ori and the Blind Forest for the first time, I'm enjoying it, helps me not remember this virus is a thing

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OK guys, real talk:
I have a 4x4 van stuffed with a few months of food. I've been biding my time since I'm currently in a super rural low risk area, but I'm thinking of bugging out. Nearest city has 5 cases already.
Are we comprehensively testing yet? WTF is the deal?

Some rye whiskey would be perfect for sipping while "working from home", but I'm trying to boost the immune system in case I catch it.

how long till the us is overtaking italy and china? my guess is 2 days

But if that were correct wouldn't that mean the virus is just incredibly nonlethal/mild in most people? A large portion of that should be past incubation already.

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just go to work
you have to safe us and a

Here's the data, if you start forcing yourself to require the scientific method for accurate data, things get a lot more clear. Evidence for everything, follow the damn rules and you get real data, otherwise they are just guessing. Never trust some asshole's guess.

A lot of the non bots/shitposters here are clearly kids who can't remember all the previous "pandemics". Only this time, the reaction (as opposed to actual deaths) has been insane so they see a reason for their continued following of it. The media here 3 weeks ago was telling we're fucked, end of. Turns out the Chief Medical Officer today stated ICU places are more freed up than normal.

It’s called confirmation bias.

There's one advantage of our president being an genocidal maniac telling people to got to work and school.

This is gonna be over far sooner. Everyone who was supposed to die will be dead before I leave my house. I have 3 months worth of food stocked, I won't even need to re-stock.

GTFO to a super rural area

From the cruise ship data, do fatality get reported against cruise ship, or just included in state totals?

>247 deaths
Pretty damn good haul today boys!

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Was the 400k or 500k Corona pic updated yet? Has she come out of her dress?

Who is this semen demon?

50k cases in 1 day. Getting more and more wild out there.

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Fuck off Gary. Tired of your shit.

No because the symptoms for Coronavirus come on suddenly and rapidly. You have a cold

user's mommy, didn't you read his post?

I have no idea nor do i care. I only care about the data as it is the best data we have in a closed system, as close to lab conditions as possible.

Too late, WHO.

DP death toll is 10 now

post yfw the USA quite literally becomes a nothing-burger

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>Are we comprehensively testing yet?
U.S. is shit when it comes to testing. After a week, we still don't have enough supplies. Everything is in terms of weeks with these people.....

Our testing is shit. Some areas aren't doing anything, other areas are totally swamped and probably will fall for a little while. If you have food and a van, you're basically free. Go wherever, avoid city centers. Your rural area is fine for now most likely.

Here

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Majority in jew york city, what a cesspool, they account for almost half the cases in the country, says a lot.

Another death in Vic. Aus death total now 12.

Yeah it says they have testing capabilities

>It's not a pandemic its only in wuhan you fucking happening fags
>It's only in wuhan and surrounding areas you fucking happening fags
>It's only in China you fucking happening fags it wont be a pandemic
>It's only killing like 1% of people its a fucking flu happening fags
>Ok, yeah its a pandemic but it's only a fucking flu
>Ok, yeah 40% of the earth is infected but only 1 million died fucking schizos take your meds
Nothingburgers are worse than niggers and kikes combined

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So every 9 days, it 10x's, right? So by April 3, 10K deaths; by April 12 (Easter), 100K deaths; by April 21, 1 million deaths? Is that correct??

Wanna try this again with more supporting words and evidence? 10 what?

off-guardian.org/2020/03/24/12-experts-questioning-the-coronavirus-panic

Tommorrow, if you listen to the official numbers. China's numbers are obviously fake.

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Awesome user. Just waiting for full nude hopefully at 500k

10 dead
Ex passengers keep dying
Nothing to see here

At least they make us laugh