Dependent General

Dependent General
We get NOTHING from the coronavirus stimulus package. Come laugh at us.
18-26 and on your parents taxes? YOU GET NOTHING

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you get nothing because you done nothing? what a surprise

I know. I argue with her all the time that I shouldn't be a dependent, but she keeps claiming me. Now she's mad at me because I don't get money (that she would have taken from me anyway).

Neets get no neetbux. The world has been turned upside down.

The world runs on grown man neetbux

IT ISNT PASSED YET. stop being a faggot and stop listening to these retards.

Manbux.

What do you mean 18-26 and on your parents taxes? What happens if you're over that and on your parents taxes?

The wagies slave rate is dependent on spending of neetbux.
This is known as the Grand unified theory of neets

>cont'd
the voting is being livestreamed. the majority are saying NO to the bill. if it doesnt pass there will be another.

Are you mentally ill in some way?

Bees make honey.
Worms eat dirt.

Based and manpilled

fpbp

I am in school right now

>Income brackets
$0 -$8500 = $600
$8500 - $17500 = income tax liability refunded
$17500 - $75000 = $1200
$75000+ = ($1200 - (0.05 x gross income - 75000))
+$500 for each child 0 - 17yrs

i worked last year but was still claimed as a dependent.

i'm not sure why college students aren't getting a stimulus check too. the delay in loan payments is nice but why not be get the benefits.

>18-26 on your parents taxes
What the actual fuck?

student, most likely.

NEETs BTFO

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If I filed my 2019 tax returns and they were both accepted by the state and fed, that means I wasn't claimed as a dependent, right?

They have night school for kids now?

/thread
Go cry in another landlord thread OP.

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College students are already provided for via student loans and financial aid. You aren't impacted by Corona except for campus closing.
Students have to do online classes boohoo.
Taxpayers are losing actual wages and some are losing their jobs altogether.

I just wanted a simple answer. The OP implied there was something different that happened to that age group.

If you have parents you should be staying with/near them right now. Actually, you should have two months ago.

Not everyone can afford to leave the nest, user.

fair enough, but most of my student loans and financial aid directly go into tuition and housing costs. I realistically only see about 800-1k of cash deposited to me, which then goes into online textbooks or food.

i still think it would be nice if there was more talk about student loans. it's getting quite ridiculous now.

I also fled my taxes in 2018. In the end all money returns to the neet. And so it is said that neets shall inherit the earth.

NEETS RISE UP. Society could not function without the careful purchases we make with /ourbux/

Why leave the nest when everyone knows the nest is /MaxComfy/

Simple answer is that you're no longer eligible to be claimed as a dependent past that age group unless you're disabled

why aren't american NEETs on disability for their anxiety and inability to function in society? Get a disability lawyer

That's the definition of dependent you fucking retard go get a job

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For people 18 - 26, you do not qualify as a child aged 0 - 17 per this legislation and the person claiming you will not qualify for the additional $500.
For FY2020 if you make less than $4300 and you live with family, the head of household can claim you as a dependent regardless of age.

That's another issue entirely, and I'm with you bro. Hopefully that gets taken care of after this mess.
Can't keep America great without a competitively educated workforce.

I'd like to take a wife and build a new nest eventually.
No point in leaving any time before that though.

Wrong. You can be claimed if your income is below threshold and you're related.

25 and on my parents healthcare, do I get trump bux? I got a job paying 54k

>part-time job boss doesn't report tips so employees don't have to pay taxes on it
>contracting job pays me when I request it, my last paycheck was large and it was near the end of the year so I waited until 2020 to request it to avoid taxes on it for another year
>2019 gross under $4200 as a result, parents will claim me as a dependent because of that
>no trumpbux
fucking hell

Did you file as a defendant on your last tax return

DEPENDENTS GET NOTHING? REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Maybe you should work then. It's worse for dependents who depend on gf/bf with who they have a child with; working parent doesn't even get to 500 for their partner. NEETs need to work or die.

You get money if you filed taxes this or last year.

No, not how this works.
fastcompany.com/90482248/coronavirus-stimulus-checks-what-we-know-so-far
>Who’s eligible: If you make $99,000 per year or less (for couples: double it), you’ll qualify for something, CNN reports. The checks will be cut based on what the IRS has on file for you for 2019—or if you have yet to file, 2018. Retired seniors and college students not claimed as dependents should qualify, according to CNN.
If you are claimed as a dependent you get NOTHING

i'm with you bro, i spent a bunch of money getting basic food stuffs and pots with bowls and shit and now i'm in the hole

Why the hell would someone be 26 and on their parents taxes?

College student

I was gonna finally buy that pupper I wanted. Guess not.

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I didn't give anyone permission to claim my lifestyle wtf is happening

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DO NOTHING
>EXPECT TRUMPBUX

LMFAO. SORRY NEETS, YOU'VE ENJOYED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF VALUE PRODUCED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S LABOR (SOCIETY, ROADS, FOOD, CLOTHING, INTERNET, ETC).

YOU
ARE
OWED
***NOTHING***,
GOYIM.

My wife and I file jointly.
Do we get $1,200 or $2,400?

I wish that were true but it isn't

2400

Can I read the full text of the bill somewhere?
Thinking of refusing the money because I don't believe in handouts

How’s your business degree at your shitty community college going, Josh?

You contribute nothing to society so society contributes nothing to you.

ah-bloo-bloo

KEK are you a retard? How are you over 18 yet still a dependents?

college student, disability or retirees.

Check into reality you stupid fucking burger. Majority of college students are taxpayers too cause They have to get jobs to pay for school. They aren’t provided for in their loans that shit goes straight to costs for the institution. Maybe try not to be so fucking dense, Daryl

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Isn't this an old copy?