And you guys say niggers aren't smart

So this theft is a little bit different...This man walked into a convenience store near Britton/Broadway and was able to convince the store clerk that he was there to take over the shift for her. He was even wearing a shirt with the store's logo on it.

Once behind the register, he continued checking out customers for several minutes before ultimately locking the door, stealing all the money, cigars and lottery tickets, and fleeing the business. Suspect was seen driving a blue mid-90's Chevy Suburban.

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dylann roof wrote in his manifesto that negroids are smooth talkers, plus add the fact that the roastie just wanted to get off work to have sex with tyrone.

that honestly is pretty fucking funny

that is actually fucking hilarious

The cashier was simply terrified and pretended to be fooled. Black men are horrific to normal folks and go into survival mode in these situations.

The nigger wasn’t smart. He stole my plan. I told him about my idea whilst we were locked behind bars together. I was only in jail because of a DUI, I’m not a regular criminal offender. Also that nigger had a really shitty butthole, I could smell it the entire time

Not very smart at all. The Lotto Tickets are properly counted by the machines, anyone who turns one of those in will be in possession of stolen goods.

AY YO HOL UP, I BE ON SHIFT NOW LIL CUZ

Every year millions of americans fall for the nigerian prince scam

so yes, niggers being dumb is more of a myth than a reality

He'll get caught soon enough, but in the meantime gg.

>no link
either fake and gay or you're a no-effort faggot; which is it?
answer you 1-post-by-this-ID faggot

Yeah but he got dem preemz blunt wraps n shit

He will probably sell them for 25 cents on the dollar, and like most lotto tickets, they will be losers.

Should have got those security tapes.

Wow, so this is what happens when a black man finally gets a job.

they know which lotto tickets came from where which is why when there's big winnings they can easily identify and reward the store

>I have this brilliant plan to have my face on camera from many different angles while putting my fingerprints on everything

she probably had a hunch that he was lying.
she was just too scared to go against him.

Smooth talker shows high iq n social savvy
Awkward introverts think they’re smart cuz they know a few topics in depth and don’t attempt failure outside comfort zone

They are far from high iq

>not scratching every single ticket while you're there and running it through the machine
low IQ post btw

I am white and from the south. I used to deal coke and was basically adopted by a crippled black women named Linda Rainey Dennis who supplied me my cocaine through one of her cousins. You can google her name, she died several years ago, i paid for her casket.

I'm literally a mathematician with a 120 IQ and I really don't get why you fuckers hate blacks so much. They are different than white people, yes, but my black friends have had my back when my white friends turned their backs on me.

I lived in the fucking projects for a year with a black chick I met in high school. I never got fucked with once.

Jews are the issue, not blacks.

>memeflag
Fuckoff kike

LOOOLLLLLL

lol shut up you whiney bitch

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Based and redpilled

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read and cry faggot

You do know the Nigerian prince scam was Chelsea Clintons Jew father in law right?

>flag

I hope the nigger wins top prize in the lottery and shows up to claim the money. Claims racism and they have to give him the money.

Forced diversity is the problem*** no point in having a scapegoat, its just that different groups in large numbers tend to lead to conflict

Same

>nigger
>did his homework, got the right shirt and the right lingo an the right timing
Holy shit, a nigger actually prepared ahead of time for something
>continued checking out customers
Holy shit, a nigger actually worked

Do you have the link?

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To think if he stayed a few more hours he would have taken home more money.

>on camera
>exposing his face to multiple witnesses
>smart

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>Never had a nigger attempt to hit a lick.
Nice LARP

babby steps, user. It's evolving

smarter than the average nig

>thinks 120 is a high IQ
I caught you nigger! get out of that there woodpile

Hey first mistake was thinking a nigger was there to work

I can't tell blacks with the same skin color apart tb.h. if he was lighter he might have that problem

>be caught on camera
>smart
>have several witnesses see you
>smart
>robbing a 7/11 for like $45 and some scratchies
>smart

>ayo dog I got this plan see. What ima do is imma go up in this sto’ right and imma just be in there fo’ like nahmsayim 8hours.
>Then yo imma do it again n again n yo at the end of da week dey finna give me a check nigga. I gots dis all planned out rite

Checked.

Unusually clever black man

so your proof of someone being smart, first of all, involves committing petty crime, and secondly he's clearly on camera so didn't think it through very well. flag checks out.

Blacks tend to protect their own because of the consequences of snitching. He could get away with it.

>low IQ post btw

You already have all the money from the store nigger. What are you gonna win? Dust?

120 is an extremely IQ. The z-score for my IQ is over 1. Assuming you know what a z-score is because 120 is a low IQ.

extremely high* just like I'm getting right now. my black weed dealer just showed up and gave me twice what I paid for. Why? Cuz blacks is evil n sheeiit.

I think the cashier was smart enough to know what was up and decided to save her life instead.

Yes, 120 is a good IQ score. In fact, 120 IQ means that you have superior intelligence. A 120 is not on top of the IQ scale, but it is higher than normal. To put it in perspective, most IQ scores range from 40 to 140.

yeah. not very smart at all.

nice try nigger

he wont get caught he probably hopped in the time sphere to escape this timeline.

You always end up having to sell stolen mech for less than it's worth. Just the nature of it.

>you guys say niggers aren't smart

>stealing all lottery tickets


pick one

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LOL. Not a nigger, just not a stupid ass racist either. yes, I am prejudice against black and browns, no i'm not gonna walk through the hood at night or anything stupid like that.

But, just plain hating an entire race of people is exhausting.

Yes we need to secure an existence for our people, but, it's not the blacks preventing us from doing so, it's the fucking Jews.

If we get rid of the jews we can propagandize the blacks to believe whatever we want them to with OUR media. What the fuck do you think the Jews did? They started molding blacks into the thugs you see rampant in Chicago since the 1970's.

>I am prejudice
Nigger.

Cashier had to have been in on it.

Lol

so he did all of this, but he didn't count on the cameras filming his face and the footage being used as evidence?

let me guess why. *rolls eyes*

I could stare at this pic for an hour and still have a problem picking it out in a line up.

Kek highly underrated

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If thieve was smart in his tactics and did not use violence... then he is no nigger. Real niggers are too dumb for smarts.

let me guess, he probably worked there

Lol isn't this an actual comedy bit?

he had a shirt, jus sayin. knew how to work the counter, jus sayin.