Where are the nothingburger posters anymore?

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We have no proof anyone is even dying to the virus. South Korea found 86% of those who test positive show no symptoms. That means only 14% of people who test positive ever show symptoms. Think about it. How often do you show symptoms of covid-19? Runny nose, shortness of breath, headache, anything is a fucking symptom at this point. This virus appears to be doing absolutely nothing. This is so obviously a fucking hoax and I cant believe anyone is falling for it. The tests are totally inaccurate. It tests for two genes that aren't exclusive for COVID-19, and we have never proven someone to be infected with COVID-19. Individually, the genes result in a negative, because they arent exclusive to COVID-19. But if both genes are detected, it results in a positive test. So one false positive is a not infected, but two genes that were previously false positive means youre infected. If they were exclusive to COVID-19, we could just use one gene and call it positive. But we can't, because it could be a false positive. The question I'm asking is, how often does someone get two false positives? Every single person who tested positive could have received a false positive. There is no evidence anyone is infected with COVID-19. We have no way of knowing how often someone gets two false positives, because the tests have never even been proven to be valid. There is no reference to know how accurate the tests are. It's absolute bullshit. Nobody has been proven to have been killed directly by the virus. 99% of dead in italy had comorbidities. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs all have tested positive for corina virus, which is 100% impossible. Viral infections are specific to the DNA of the species. The chances of a virus mutating across species is astronomically small, has never been proven to happen, and the chances of it mutating across species multiple times is ZERO. All signs point to the tests being false positive. It's a fucking hoax.
2010 Yas Forums would've never fallen for this.

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To busy owning libs.

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Only 75x more deaths and we'll hit the amount of tuberculosis deaths this year. Holy shit WE'RE FUCKED

>More than 100k deaths due to flu so far this year.

Next year the Corona and flu deaths together will add up to the avg worldwide flu deaths.
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going to be pretty funny to dig up all the nothin burger posts after all this is over

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You think the coronavirus is scary? I'll have you know that the flu is much worse. More people have died of the flu last year than they have ever been infected with corona.
I bet you're just a fascist fearmongerer who supports martial law and hates America and freedom.

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Yes.

Still a small number

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ok troomper

Faggots shill posting like the kikes they are

Same faggots gotta kikr and same huh

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The epicenter is moving to the USA, then to latin america and Africa
so irrelevent black mexican shithole countries. no one cares. do you make a million threads about HIV/aids?

i hope you know nothingburgerfags won the war already. I don't even know why happeningfags keep spamming the board with shitty ass /cvg/ threads

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cvg is the new ptg

>tfw work in IT at a major hospital and nothingburger posters think the shit I was working around up in the respiratory ICU this afternoon isn't real

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Democrat states are in full lockdown, and Republican states are having Coronavirus parties.

Someone's gonna look really fucking stupid in two weeks.

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Now, let me tell you why the Shangai Shivers ain't shit, just a bad cold. Because the normal flu will kill children and babies. The Ching Chong Cough never does. There are 3 world wide coronaviruses in circulation, and they have been since forever, they just give you the cold. Give the Kung Flu a few mutations and it will be just as harmless as the 3 others.Not even the flu, just a dry cough.

So I just read a danish article that refers to an italian study. The average age of 2500 dead of the coronavirus in Italy was 79,5 years old. The average age in Denmark is 80 and for men it's 79. Mostly men get infected in Denmark. In Denmark they keep telling us we don't want to see italian circumstances in Denmark. We literally closed Denmark down to stop old people from dying who statistically already lived longer then the average dane. What a fucking joke.

If you have an extremely dry forrest, it's best to start the forrest fire yourself then to wait for nature to do it, because nature will only make it worse. If you have a lot of snow on a mountain, it's best to start the avalanche yourself, then wait for nature to do it.
People do both of these things, starts forrest fires and starts avalanches preemptively so you have small forrest fires and avalanches,rather then to wait for nature solving it more violently,
If you have a healthcare system that insists on keeping every single old fuck alive as long as possible at every cost. Then it's just a matter of time before nature comes in with a harmless but novel virus that kills all the old fucks. If most of these old fucks had died 2 years earlier rather then be kept alive through a government funded healthcare system, you wouldn't have such a mortality rate in Italy which have one of the oldest populations in the world.

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32 confirmed dead in Denmark. Average age of the dead is 80. Life expectancy in Denmark is 80. Achoo!

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20 000 after 4 months is incredibly low, I sleep

here here

more people die of car crashes than of memedisease-19

>22k confirmed deaths in 4 months
What is the population of the world again?

Cool Now show how many people die everyday overall

Look, its like this. We compare the virus to the entire population worldwide. BILLIONS of people. As a nothingburger poster, you must be wonder "what the fuck what would a somethingburger look like to you?"
10 million deaths. When we reach 10 million deaths worldwide, then I will consider this something serious. But dude, we haven't even reached 100,000 yet either, this disease seems to be killing about 10% of those it infects. Everyone else seems to live.

How many drug deaths?

what if the respirators are deathspirators and they just killing anyone who shows up with a coof

Nigger

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>21,283 Deaths
Only 21,283 Deaths? Why isn't it going up habbeningfaggots. kek, I wish Gary was still keeping up this far in. I was looking forward to the "Only 125,670 deaths?" post

>21k deaths in 3 months

it's literally nothing. flu still kills more

Weren't we supposed to be at six gorillion deaths by now you doomer faggot?

21,283/329,436,782

Is funny the right word?

They're too busy eating shit

I used to post in them alot but now im just sick of them.

21k dead

8 Billion remain

*yawns*

Based. Make a collage!

Thousands of comments refering to pizzagate
on Tom Hank's latest instagram posts

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It took 17 days to go from 1 dead American to 100 dead Americans

It took 8 days to go from 100 dead Americans to 1000 dead Americans.

SARS isn't real either you fucking faggot

Gorrillas are at risk. They are endangered. The real corona happening.

First the chinks said they found the virus during December near the wet market. But then they accused the US of bringing the virus to Wuhan at the Military sports games event. WHICH WAS IN OCTOBER. How many of these illness cases were just assumed to be flu?

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>It's not a pandemic its only in wuhan you fucking happening fags
>It's only in wuhan and surrounding areas you fucking happening fags
>It's only in China you fucking happening fags it wont be a pandemic
>It's only killing like 1% of people its a fucking flu happening fags
>Ok, yeah its a pandemic but it's only a fucking flu
>Ok, yeah 40% of the earth is infected but only 1 million died fucking schizos take your meds
Nothingburgers are worse than niggers and kikes combined

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So when shit is fucked its decided that i'm coming to fuck your shit up right? I mean its nothing so when infrastructure breaks down the cops will tottally come save you.
And yes retard you posted on Yas Forums without a proxy so i DO know where you live.

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so what. shit will peak soon faggot. go jerk off to your ramen supply dumb nigger. shits almost burnt out already

You won't be convinced this is a problem until 10 million deaths?

A false positive can happen anywhere

And the virus has been in the US for almost 2 months so why haven't hundreds of thousands died yet?

That's 1,000 people that happened to die while they had corona. Deaths caused by corona is zero.

Akshually, 21380/7,700,000,000

Yes, especially this one. Don't think it'll go that far, though.

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CDC estimated that 575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.

corona has 8 months to catch up
calms your tits

Doesn't Corona now have more daily deaths than the flu in the US? It definitely does in Italy and Spain.

>this
I fucking hate them so much, i know half of its trolling, but the other half will (and rightfully so) die from this.

Fuck off. Live in 'Trump State' and we're on lockdown.
Find some other way to spend your time, you worthless faggot.

What's your basis for the idea that this will peak soon? Italy's been in full lockdown for weeks and is only starting to see hints that things are peaking, while America is basically half-assing it, especially in the Republican-controlled southern states.

no one cares about FACTS, fucko
we're just shit-flinging red vs blue here
USA!

If it's as contagious as you think it is hundreds of millions of people worldwide are already infected so why aren't they dropping like flies you faggot?

holy shit...is that just in new york?

I'm sorry you never made it past fifth grade and don't know what exponents are.

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More people die from the common cold lmao

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That's a nice way of saying
>It's just a flu
Good job, I pegged you down and you said it anyway.

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I'm sorry you're a delusional faggot that basis his claims off of confirmed cases only

infection rate =/= lethality
By the end of this i'm betting only 100k-200k will be dead, but atleast 15-20 million infected

Those goalpost are pretty fucking heavy to be moving like that.

Thats worldwide retard.

>20k
>in a world of 7 billion
NOTHING BURGER

So you aren't even going to try to refute my post? /cvg/ is as cancerous as /ptg/

You are the disinfo shill.
Wake up you are being used.

22k dead in 37 months? 89 months? 143 months?

Read it and weep
dailystormer.su/new-zealand-pm-in-a-dead-heat-against-corona-keeps-her-blinkers-on-and-her-eyes-on-the-prize/

In fact, comparing it to the flu is a massive overstatement.

The flu kills an estimated 300,000 to 650,000 people worldwide every year, and there is absolutely zero chance that coronavirus is going to make it to 15% of that average. It might not even make it to 10%.

Also, keep in mind: although the death rate is probably basically correct, the infection rate could be a hundred or a thousand times more than what is reported, because virtually no one is getting tested and people are getting sick and recovering without ever going to a hospital or thinking about getting tested. This means that the actual mortality rate of the Coronavirus is very, very low.

So understand: people are dying left and right from the flu, all season, but this new disease pops up and kills a few people who probably would have died from the flu anyway and it’s the end of the world.

This is not reasonable.

Only a woman or a boomer could think this response is reasonable.

Unfortunately, policy in the West is set by women and boomers.

The rest of the world is just along for the ride.

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>21,000 out if 7.8 Billion
>most of which are brown or Chinese

I'll start to get excited when there is only one India left and China is returned to the Pandas.

Dont you mean 444 months?

21.283? Worldwide? ... that's not even one thousandth of one percent.

2-3 times that in US alone for a flu. And we all have to get our lives put on hold for this? When it reaches a flu death count in the US of 50k, then I'll say "calm down bro, its just a flu." So far, it looks like a nothingburger.

So in other words it's nothing. And frankly I think the infection rate is already much higher but most people are asymptomatic or don't bother to get tested

Flu killed 50k in the US this year

That’s how many corona killed... works wide

It's worldwide.

New York has 95 deaths today, bringing the total up to 366. Cuomo expects the peak is about two weeks out.

247 people died of Coronavirus in America overall today, bringing the total up to 1,027. That that about one in four Americans who died in Coronavirus did so today, as the virus is only beginning to ramp up.

>The flu kills an estimated 300,000 to 650,000
Goalpost status, Moved.

90% of those are 70+ dying from pre-existing conditions
the remaining deaths are no worse than a bad Thanksgiving weekend in traffic accidents

What is there to refute? Is a virus spreading and killing people? Yes.

Did I say it's gonna kill the entire world? No.

I think by the end it will be close to 1 million dead.

One million dead is the CDC estimate for America alone.

Your nothingburger president is literally putting people back to work.

Based. Post link please. I want to read more.

Right here OP:

Half of United Kingdom Already Infected With Coronavirus, Says Oxford Model

Combining an assumed susceptibility to severe disease rate of 1 in 100 with R0s 2.25 and 2.75, the researchers project respectively that 36 and 40 percent of the U.K.'s population was already infected by March 19

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>Where are the nothingburger posters anymore?

21,283 deaths / 8,000,000,000 people = 0.000002660375% chance of dying.

Oh look, it's fucking nothing.

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>We have no proof
What do you mean by "we", Peasant?

The thing is, this nothingburger fag has a point.

It's either
1. Not even close to as deadly as we think
2. It's not even close to the R0 we think
It should be exponential by now and it's not. So I'm guessing it has a asymptomatic variant out there

So corona's finally reaching the amount of deaths seasonal flu has caused in the USA alone?

GOD DAMN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OH EM GEE THE ECONOMY GLOBAL WAR BRAINCHIPS MARK OF THE BEAST NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBAL DICTATORSHIP ADRENOCHROME QANON QANON QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ PANIC PANIC PANIC

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>>tfw work in IT at a major hospital
You don't.
>I was working around up in the ICU
You weren't.

You're absolutely retarded. Look into documentary house of numbers for how they fake viral infections

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I don't remember the flu shutting down half the planet like this. Why, genius?

Kill yourself

I'm right here?
What is it that you want?
>omg literally just a handful of people are dead
Yes, and?

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/12-experts-question-covid-19-panic

Imagine how many people are staying alive by not driving right now. Probably a net gain in lives.

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Which is nothing. People over the age of 60 are estimated to make up about 8% of the world's population

Still here, moron.

Not knowing what peak infection looks like...are this happy to see people die?

>So I'm guessing it has a asymptomatic variant out there
The virus has two strains, you ignorant fucking subhuman genXer. L and S. The L type is more aggressive and infectious and most likely engineered, the S type is the originator and most likely the natural strain. Also, before a vowel you use "an". Cancer.

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Sauce
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>in 5 months
>majority already had premorbidities

What would your reaction be if 22k people were killed by a rabid pack of niggers? Imagine the threads.

Because people are panicky fags now. Preliminary and basically fake data from China led us to overreact and panic about something that is not that dangerous to most people.

>won’t be convinced til August

CORONA AND THE DOW TIED FOR THE EVENING WHO'S GONNA WIN!

>To busy

Your IQ is showing.