Forget about the toilet paper...what's really impossible to find is isopropyl alcohol and wipes

Good thing the virus is fake and everyone is safe.

Fuck off this board bunkercucks with homoerotic larp fantasies Didn't forget to

>medical workers all hoarded that shit in advance
medical grunts are all degenerate libtards who keep stealing it from the hospitals, warehouse and logistics centers

Tbh isnt possible to make your own?

That's how they did it during the prohibition era

Honey, I'm a ER nurse and believe me...
Nobody really hoarded anything. We are consuming even more alchool, mask and gloves because of the precautions we have to take because of this shitstorm.
What does get me ticked off is seeing "regular people" wearing masks and gloves without symptoms, incorrectly even, on day-to-day activities.
When I run out of PPEs, you bet I'll let all of you lie in your own shit and piss.

BTW, wash your hands for 20 seconds with water and soap, retards

My bong is suffering and probably has corona

I had a full bottle of 99% to clean circuit boards. wish i had more.

>What does get me ticked off is seeing "regular people" wearing masks and gloves
yeah, fuck regular people trying to protect themselves
only overpaid medical workers should be allowed to be healthy

I remember when we were just talking about mask shortages before the toilet paper insanity began.

WalShart had 91% isopropyl on end cap display on sale, fully stocked. So glad I grabbed a few extra bottles.

>trying
And failing, miserably, while short sticking the people who actually need them.

so wtf do you use this for anyways?

make a spray to disinfect things?

i bet you're sexy as hell

u sound mad

LAWLZ
This^^

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Simple cirurgical masks and gloves won't protect you against a aerossolising agent, user
That's the point
Not even taking into account the fact that when wearing a mask, you tend to touch your face more... Corona receptors are in the throat, nose and eyes...
You're just wasting resources.
I already can only use a simple cirurgical mask for an entire shift, because of shortages. Good practice mandates that we have to change masks at every action, meaning that a single nurse, with 5 patients, would use about 30 to 40 masks in a single 8 hour shift

Why thank you, based burger

Pretty much any mixture above 60% is a basic sanitizer.

People mix it with aloe vera (another thing that's getting overcharged for) to make hand sanitizer. Or you can mix it with glycerine. Basically any moisturizer that prevents the alcohol from drying your hands til they bleed.

Listen up ladies. Someone provide a radiator and some copper from a house. I got a thump keg some dent corn and a ford v8. Lets do this shit oldschool...

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Vodka. Iso is dangerous to breathe

I'm a mailman and we have a local distillery making ethanol-based hand sanitizer in 500 gallon batches. It's legit, we got our first amount today.

Yes, they were warned. And yes, I stocked up.
Source: I am a nurse, and not a faggot like OP.

Came here to post this.

This is hilarious
>pic related

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Honey, I am also an ER nurse, and yes we did.

lower alcohol % means slower evaporation and more exposure to alcohol. 70% ethanol is best, just mix 70 mL everclear with 30 mL water

Get bleach if you can, and a spray bottle. Mix with water, I forget the proportions.

Good on them. You essentials have a lot of interaction with people and their stuff.

I bought in early Feb, today it's 10x the price.

Jokes on you, I got isopropyl alcohol months ago.

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Nevermind, just realized that's the each price, deleting~

How am I supposed to make cheap hash with these panic buyers

All isopropyl alcohol products were gone in early january in my area and have not restocked, I used it to clean my bong. Last time I bought some was in Dec it was on sale.

isoprophyl isn't ethanol, which is what you get by bootlegging

both work for sanitizing ofc

> retards
You gotta be careful not to let your Yas Forums vocabulary spill out into real life.

what vodka even has 70% alcohol

IPA is petroleum based, Ethanol is grain based.

Honestly i pick it up every time i come across it in the store without an outbreak going on. It's good for cleaning electronics and all sorts of shit.

The government commandeered all supply and forbid companies like Amazon to sell it. Ain't communism grand?

don't do this morons

Problem solved! 5L for only $8.89!!
ebay.ca/itm/193394672765

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5 week old news

Pandemic Planner here

Accelerated Hydrogen Peroxide is the true cleaner.

metho, and turps. thank me later

You will be shipped a bottle of distilled water

taiwanese eat dogs too

"What the fuck is isopropyl alcohol?" -normie dumbass who would probably think it is the same as grain alcohol

is $30 for 32 oz a good deal?

4 table spoons of bleach to 1 litre of water or about 1:10 bleach to water ratio

Alcohol needs to be 70% to kill viruses you can dilute it with distilled water though

my 99.9% just came in today. Ordered 3 weeks ago on amazon

So the masks only work for you and medical workers then? If we shouldn't wear masks then you wouldn't need them either

who cares when you can just drink fish tank chemicals

If your facility didn’t hoard then you work in a shitty building.
I’m the infection preventionist for my building and let me tell you we hoarded the shit out of anything we could find at the local stores, while still ordering from our supplier, and still requesting supplies from the department of health.
We have over 5,000 N95 masks stashed, pallets of bleach, wipes, and alcohol, and hundreds of cases of gowns/ face shields/etc.
If your management didn’t give a fuck about you, that’s your problem

>my 99.9% just came in today

Needs to be 70% to kill viruses you need to dilute it a bit but dont overdo it

Yeah. But I give supplies to friends and family. I make sure my circle is hooked up.

Why is that?

>100 percent alcohol
Okay then

fuck you. let me get this straight. instead of letting people protect themselves and combat the spread with their own PPE, you fucking jews hoarded it all, to ensure that infection would spread. THEN, you can make money off the ensuing shitshow.

FUCK. YOU. KIKE. I hope you get MRSA.

The viruses need to soak for a while in it. Pure alcohol evaporates too fast. Not fucking with you.

>i'm convinced that medical workers all hoarded that shit in advance for themselves and their families

Some do, and those that are caught by their employers have been disciplined, fired etc. for leaving their coworkers in the dust. However at the end of the day healthcare workers (while working in a setting surrounded by sick people) need them the most.

You, a Yas Forums user does not. What would you need them for, when you take a walk in the park, when you go to the grocery store? Your life probably isn't going to be endangered by this, especially if you are fortunate enough to have a job that makes you stay at home. The average user on Yas Forums isn't really known for spending lots of time outside as it is.

p.s. bottles like pic related aren't even found in the hospital setting

Perfect for finishing touches to monitors.
Nuke it with regular glass cleaner, then get rid of absolutely every streak with IPA
Can't stand dirty monitors.

W-will supply return to normal, bros?

Good on ya.
Hope you're a San Diego bro.

You don't need alcohol swabs for subcutaneous insulin injections. I inject myself hundreds of times, subq and intramuscular, I NEVER use alcohol. Just don't be a dirty piece of shit and the chance of infection is extremely low

use wood pulp instead of corn or sugar in your mash to make isopropyl, or equivalent. But never ever never drink dat unless you want to be blind
>god damn these captchas

Too bad the board was being flooded with Niggerlover threads so discerning people couldn’t see those threads
Fuck Niggerchan

Pure alcohol sorta seals the surface of the bug and then can't penetrate. 70% alcohol allows the alcohol to enter before acting.

My friend is diabetic too and couldn’t find any so i stole a box of them from work for him.

Just buy 70% vodka then.

Everclear has 90% and higher. Grain alcohol, If you can find it anymore.
>when everyone realized this was a happening dropped 300 bucks on everclear at alcohol store
>roastie store attendant looking at me like I was crazy when I asked if they had a limit on purchasing them
>now everclear is sold out everywhere

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>Still mad over Nixon-era shit

This is proof boomer faggots post on Yas Forums. Eat cock.

Wearing masks out in public are okay and understandable.

Wearing gloves... unless you have an open cut on your hand there is no reason you should be wearing those. In fact wearing gloves can discourage the person from washing their hands anyway, thus spreading whatever germs they are carrying.

If you wear hospital gloves while out in public, it definitely makes it known that the person is neurotic, short-sighted or both.

>wood pulp
Would make methanol, also poisonous, so you're mostly right.

I work from home and deal with mostly old people’s health benefit plans in the capacity for their over the counter benefit programs... it’s mostly nogs but about 2 weeks ago every single order was asking for alcohol, wipes and hand sanitizer
They’d call in and place an order for like 15 hand sanitizers and now the company we place orders through has no wipes... no alcohol and no hand sanitizer.

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>Fucking Chinese came here and bought shipping pallets worth and hauled it back to China so they could price gouge their own people.
how the fuck did they manage to do it all over the world? pharmacists here told the same story. chinese bought all stock of medical mask in late January early February. this shit gotta be coordinated effort.

>70% vodka
Would work if you can find it, but you can't. At least not in USA.
We can get Rum at that strength but it's rare and about 40x more expensive than a bottle of rubbing alcohol.

We did it because we knew everything would run out and we were 100% right. So while idiots wear trash bags and hole made masks, our staff wear legit PPE and are protected, which means are residents are protected. Also we don’t make any money of this. It’s actually harder to admit people because we need to have confirmation that they not have it or any symptoms before we can accept them.
Tulare county

Bet chinks are the markups

>dropped 300 bucks on everclear
You could have bought 20 gallons of ethanol at a paint store for $300. Unless you live in California, which has fucked us out of it.

Buy everclear
youtu.be/Gz1omjVa0rg

Got me nixed from a radiography gig

a true connoisseur

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Fuck iso, hydrogen peroxide Master race reporting in

>how the fuck did they manage to do it all over the world?
They have dispersed around the globe and they all have family back home.
t. married one

germs are invisible to the naked eye you fucking lunatic

>hydrogen peroxide
Very good but dries your skin out more and only lasts a few months. If you just bought it, great, but if you're bringing it out of your prepper's kit it may be too old.