/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2551 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 471,060 (+48,486) ► Died: 21,283 (+2,389)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 2,834 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

Poland under lockdown, 37 million
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
02:17: 66 new cases and 1 new death in Texas, United States.
02:01: 156 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
01:30: 104 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea.
01:25: China’s National Health Commission reports 67 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. All of the new cases originated in a foreign country. This includes 18 new cases in Shanghai, 12 new cases in Inner Mongolia, 11 new cases in Guangdong province, and 6 new cases in Beijing.
01:25: 6 new deaths in Hubei province, China. There were no new cases.
01:09: 70 new cases and 1 new death in Mexico.
00:57: 2,155 new cases and 81 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.

>MORE
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>Dead: 21,407
lol, still only 21,407.
How many days has it been stuck at 21,407? Four days? Five days?

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nypost.com/2020/03/24/people-leaving-nyc-metro-area-urged-to-self-quarantine-for-14-days/

NEW YORKERS FLEEING!!!!

SPREAD TO OTHER CLUSTERS IMMINENT

ATTENTION: ANOTHER BAKER NEEDED

GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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reminder to wear your full hazmat suit now no matter what normalfags think

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

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I just want to go back to work. Is that so wrong?

>the numbers were worse
What a shitty liar. H1N1's death toll was 18,449 from August 2010 until June 2012 when someone came up with the estimates

50000 CASES TODAY

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>United States 66,048 cases

Press S to spit on dead americans

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Ayyes when?

I'm starting to think maybe China had the right idea welding people's doors shut

me on the left

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why are the us and canada doing ok for deaths but spain and italy are even worse?

Wagie wagie hates the cagey

WHY DID TRUMP PRESCRIBE ME 20 GRAMS OF CHLOROQUINE I'M PISSING SO MUCH BLOOD FUCK

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Yes.

that's a terrible thing to say. if you get that close you might get infected

>THIS POLITICS PEOPLE
This fucking moron acts as if nothing happened two months ago completely out of touch

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i feel like this is jew propaganda, inflate numbers, millions infected or "dead" and have a justifiable cause to invade another country.

How true is this?

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>16% death rate

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Argie's going to sleep.

Defections happen every day. дyмaть o cвoeй жизни. Is it the one you want to live?

>Politicians are being courted by scientists…scientists who want to be important to get money for their institutions. Scientists who just swim along in the mainstream and want their part of it […] And what is missing right now is a rational way of looking at things.

We should be asking questions like “How did you find out this virus was dangerous?”, “How was it before?”, “Didn’t we have the same thing last year?”, “Is it even something new?”

no shit

they must have halted their manufacturing because they liked it, not out of necessity

How good is a 6-inch diameter at 45 yards if I'm using a 9mm rifle with iron sights?

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Over 6.000 new cases in Italy and we surpass CCP numbers before the U.S. does it
Mark my words, /cvg/

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Sounds like he wants to go back into the cagie for once

>+48,486
Are you going by ET time?

Right about the welding, wrong about the bat eating. Overall a C- effort. Still better than the US and EU

Daily reminder that you memed someone that is litteraly going to kill all of your loved ones into presidency

Good luck, next epicenter

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY ARE ASKING INDIA TO HELP THEM ABOUT HANTAVIRUS
THERES SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THIS

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242989658893672448

>I have never seen anything like this, anything anywhere near like this. I’m not talking about the pandemic, because I’ve seen 30 of them, one every year. It is called influenza. And other respiratory illness viruses, we don’t always know what they are. But I’ve never seen this reaction, and I’m trying to understand why.

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i don't believe the chinks. i mean, are you going to trust a country that censors their own citizens? lol nah
normies in other hand tho.. they'll totally believe it. drumpf is fucked

what's the black areas for?

not if the second wave has something to say.
Also, there's no way the US is going to continue using China as a giant manufacturing factory after this.

My sense of smell always sucked

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Wrong

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post your comfiest and coziest hazmats lads

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WHOEVVER ATE THAT FOOKING BAT IN CHINA, IMA GOING TO SHOVE IT UP YAH COWWK!!!

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>If we had not known about a new virus out there, and had not checked individuals with PCR tests, the number of total deaths due to “influenza-like illness” would not seem unusual this year. At most, we might have casually noted that flu this season seems to be a bit worse than average.

Colorado stay at home order for entire state till April 17

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Season 2 when, Satan?

>mfw chinks create another super virus
>mfw it mutates to become airborne
>mfw this yet again the result of chinois eating ANYTHING THAT FUCKING MOVES

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didn't you happeningfags say the US health care system would be overwhelmed by now? its not even overwhelmed in NYC LOL

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Why not? Isn't it still cheap to use them?

Something you can all do; go to any public internet chatroom and write something along the lines of "you all staying home because of the Chinese disease?"

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A Chink cock? She'd have to find it first

Complete garbage

How does Missouri compare to the other states?
health.mo.gov/living/healthcondiseases/communicable/novel-coronavirus/

Trips checked and wasted

Ironic that Hitler allowed Niggers to volunteer to join the Free Arabian Legion.

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Yep. They said the same here as well and it's actually less busy. Pic related.

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You can watch Heya camp until then albertobarbossa kun!

Trump is touting about how important independence is, and shitting on interdependence as a result of this crisis.