Not a single poster in Yas Forums has Coronavirus

>not a single poster in Yas Forums has Coronavirus
>supposedly every other celebrity and politician does
>not suspicious at all

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We don't go outside and meet people, retard.

>posters in Yas Forums are all neets or shut-ins who only see one or two people a week
>every other celebrity and politician meets hundreds of people every day
No, it's not suspicious.

Dude shut the fuck up sQhizo

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I already got it and beat it, you're behind the curve bruh.

In another 7 to 15 days Trump's going to give the all clear signal and tell you all to get back to work.

The market is already half rebounded from the 80% decline lows.

The shill won't be calling for the "Happy days are here again" until the dow is up past $29k an due for another fall.

Yeah it's absurd.
Neither do they.

We have no life
Interact with people you saw what happened
Biches

Wow, shills responded to this in record time. Chills.

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my older brother has it but I'm in nyc. Had to go out to get my xanax script refilled today. Really weird scene. Where I was, streets almost empty, EVERYONE but me had on a face mask.

Ih have it

All the government has to do is put a gag order on the press and stop counting the deaths
7500 Americans die a day and nobody reports all those deaths

You'd think at least a family member or fren knows somebody who has it but nope. My sister who takes blood at the hospital doesn't know of anyone with it.

Really makes ya think

I will dox myself to prove authenticity. What do you want?
You will have to cope with reality, be warned.

fpbp

Post the test results they sent by mail or a recording of the phone call they notified you with.

Just had a friend die of double pneumonia and kidney failure and they didn’t even test him for it

Do it faggot.

If you looked at the screenshot at all you would know thats not the easiest way tp go about this because by the time that comes down the pipe this thread is slid and you are gone
Fucking idiot.

The fact that you didnt even look atbthe screenshot makes me not even give a fuck if you dont know whats going on until its self evident. Flat earth tier.

>I'll post anything you want
>except I don't have any evidence
>except this meaningless circumstantial screenshot of a text conversation between two literal who's, which I preemptively posted suspiciously

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My wife is an ER RN in CA and no one testing positive so far. Starting to think.

Look at the timestamp on it. Your timing is impeccable.

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>The country hardly tests anyone other than the rich and powerful
>"no one you know has this, it's a conspiracy!"
retard

It was tested on WV last year. A bunch of us in Pittsburgh got it. Yes, it was bad, but all of us survived that I know. 55 and under.

Check back in 6 months. Everyone will have had it except the Chinese who will be locked inside for the next 1,000 years hiding from the superior races who fought off the virus with powerful immune systems.

i hope we all can someday

Think of a better proof, faggot

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Timestamp on what? Once again, you posted no evidence. Who are those people? What are their phone numbers so I can follow up on this information?

Over here in UK, I know one person who has had it. But at this point I'm absolutely unsure that they didn't just have a severe flu or were poisoned.

Because I live in London right in the epicenter of the worst outbreaks. And don't have even friends of friends or extended family telling me they have it.

Something tells me it's an NWO hoax, no idea why. Possibly testing population control via pandemic narratives? Who knows

My aunt works in healthcare too, over here in Illinois we are supposedly almost as bad as by. She doesn't know of any cases

THE TIME ON THE MESSAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOLY SHIT

quarantine is like everyday life for us newfag. I can't help but laugh at all the extravert idiots panicking because hurr durr they must stay inside for more then a day.

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*Almost as bad as NY

IF YOU HAD ANY FUCKING FRIENDS YOU WOULD KNOW SOMEONE WITH IT YOU BASEMENT DWELLING NIGGER

It's not evidence of you don't give me phone numbers and info to follow up on, don't play dumb shill, anybody can text themselves. Super super suspicious behavior from you right now.

Some people here are legitimately going a little crazy. Saw some weird shit today with people.

Fuck you im a celeb. No corona tho you fuck stick

You say hi to your new Facebook friend?

Post a disposable email. I will have him email you his phone number and you can call him and he will cuss you the fuck out he is pissed at people like you

[email protected]

I know 3 people with it personally

We have no proof anyone is even dying to the virus. South Korea found 86% of those who test positive show no symptoms. That means only 14% of people who test positive ever show symptoms. Think about it. How often do you show symptoms of covid-19? Runny nose, shortness of breath, headache, anything is a fucking symptom at this point. This virus appears to be doing absolutely nothing. This is so obviously a fucking hoax and I cant believe anyone is falling for it. The tests are totally inaccurate. It tests for two genes that aren't exclusive for COVID-19, and we have never proven someone to be infected with COVID-19. Individually, the genes result in a negative, because they arent exclusive to COVID-19. But if both genes are detected, it results in a positive test. So one false positive is a not infected, but two genes that were previously false positive means youre infected. If they were exclusive to COVID-19, we could just use one gene and call it positive. But we can't, because it could be a false positive. The question I'm asking is, how often does someone get two false positives? Every single person who tested positive could have received a false positive. There is no evidence anyone is infected with COVID-19. We have no way of knowing how often someone gets two false positives, because the tests have never even been proven to be valid. There is no reference to know how accurate the tests are. It's absolute bullshit. Nobody has been proven to have been killed directly by the virus. 99% of dead in italy had comorbidities. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs all have tested positive for corina virus, which is 100% impossible. Viral infections are specific to the DNA of the species. The chances of a virus mutating across species is astronomically small, has never been proven to happen, and the chances of it mutating across species multiple times is ZERO. All signs point to the tests being false positive. It's a fucking hoax. 2010 Yas Forums would've never fallen for this.

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Something tells you it's an NWO hoax... could it be this website you're on which regularly construes things as NWO hoaxes?

You're making a fool of yourself shill, texting yourself and taking screenshots is evidence of nothing, no email received.

[possessed]

this desu senpai 3000

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Not gonna lie, I have wondered why all grocery store employees haven’t dropped dead from deadly coronachan.

nice try glowie

Check the email within the timeframe that someone who isn't a lowlife neet would respond in. Stupid fuck

No, it's more like that world leaders a few days ago were making historic statements telling everyone to stay indoors for weeks, possibly months of semi quarantine. Now, just today and yesterday, we're being told we'll be phasing back in people going to work. That doesn't seem like a logical evidence based policy to me. It seems like some elite, probably the banking elite, changed their mind and flipped the switch back. Most likely because they're losing more money than they thought they would.

Night wtf are you talking about, there's retards posting on here every day that claim they've got the Rona.

Because, OP, most of us don't leave our homes, whereas celebrities are out mingling in crowds all the time.
Can't get sick if you never leave the basement!

I've had a mild fever (100-101) for a couple of days, but that's it. Not bothering to get tested.

If you don't feel like you're about to die, don't bother

Shit is fake and trans with a neovagina.

Yas Forums posters aren't rich, we don't leave our bedrooms, we don't fly and travel around the world 24/7.

lots of new coomers

We are all fucking NEETs that's why.

I've been coughing for the past few days and lost my sense of smell. Too lazy to get tested desu.

it is literally a globalist disease. no one here does anything but sit in their rooms all day and night and get groomed by the deep state.