Yas Forums OP: Just a simple question to spark a flame... when you see anyone outside ask them if they know anyone who is sick.
I asked 4 people today and they don't know anyone who is sick.
Ask them this question and then ask them to ask other people. By doing this we can cause a groundswell and get normies to start the narrative.
>posting here that you are sick = glownigger
>but I never come out of muh bunker: get raided incel
no one is sick, the virus is a scam to introduce militarised police state and take away your freedoms.
Name one case a restrictive law has ever been walked back
Whole company travels a lot for work with offices in hot spots. WFH quarantines two weeks now... Thought for over a week we had a case at work. Was a lie. I officially know no one.
yeah
Got fevervand throat pain, gonna get a test tomorrow
No. And they're realizing that we're catching onto the game. My local newspaper went from 3-9 obituaries per day to 3 pages by including nearby cities and even other states. Stay alert.
STFU shill
THIS DUDE IS SICK!
A family friend is currently on their death bed
My cousin is recovering
My sister's friend is recovering
Most people don't want to talk about it, though
You probably drank your local water supply, Jose.
fuck you
yes I do, OP.
it'ss your country for starting and spreading this mess China is solving.
This guy gets it. New world order is taking control of the planet right now. Notice china is already recovering and small countries like italy and Spain have had "more deaths" already? North America and Europe are going to all combined in to a new world power house all run by a global elite class. Aka illuminate. They were real the whole time.
My sister's getting tested, I'll follow up in three days if its positive
>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO IS SICK?
no
lol ur local newspaper is in on it?
I can quote that anons. Positives don't want the "Plague Mark".
probably just allergies
No but what about the guy that said it wasn’t bad and didn’t know he had it
Mr zero
Been asking since last Friday and not a single person can give me a case.
no I don't, and I go out every day just to see what people are up to
Sicks in late December. Pretty sure S-strain. No one sick in my circle. But they were sick late December, early January. S-strain alleged to grant some resistance to dangerous L-strain.
No
All I've heard is a friend of a friend, which I sort of half doubted
I don't know faggot. Check yours and see if anything strange like that is happening. Funny how I used to work for that rag 30 years ago and have seen it daily ever since and all of a sudden we have 3 pages of obits.
Yeah. A coworker's cousin is sick and since she had made visible contact with her on Monday she also has been quarantined for 14 days. She had official documentation provided by the state when notifying us of her absence.
My grandma has corona
I think the fact they won't talk is more scary than anything
it's hard to ignore when we're basically counting down the last days for our loved ones though
My Grandad just died from it
I'm really high and am going back to bed soon
He was out drinking two weeks ago lol
god Yas Forums is full of retards. 60k people have tested positive so far in america. you not personally knowing someone infected is far more statistically probable than you knowing someone infected. take a fucking math class
>coworker's cousin
Fuck off
seattle coofer here
its definitely not like any flu i have ever had before
hello yang ganger
you should know Yas Forums can’t into math
Nobody here knows Brad fucking Pitt either, but he still exists
Three people at my job got it. Nobody I know personally, told them all to get Ppe a while back. I do think in two weeks shit is gonna get bad. Nobody in my area is wearing masks or goggles and are just out there on the streets.
i have been sick for months
i just never told anyone
weak bait and wasted digits. you brainlets will never learn
I wouldn't have bothered posting if I hadn't seen the document. I'll make additional inquiries about the virus but in the meantime you should understand that there definitely is testing being done and real cases of a viral infection going around.
Wanna know the real truth bucko? China deliberately spread it around the world to tank the world's economy in an effort to help stave off the economic and social disaster that China has gotten itself into over the years. Spread a relatively harmless but contagious pathogen along with a coordinated media shill blitz and boom, you've just reset the economic clock for China back to the '90s
Actually my sister hung out with with someone who had the coronavirus. someone was positive for the virus at my mothers workplace.
I'm sick right now. Coughing up a god damn lung. Haven't been tested though
The virus is just Chinese military intelligence practicing accelerationism on the West.
>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO IS SICK?
yes, fren of mine, also an acquaintance
Working for a phone company and I already had a case where the son took over the subscription of his dead father. The son was over 50, though.
>THE TELEVISION TELLS ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!!!!11
>Nobody I know personally,
Same story.... all they need to do is have the FD show up a huge office building then fake take out someone on a stretcher and fake decon "some office on some floor" that's all blocked off and boom in 30 minutes you've created a false memory that will spread to thousands of people.
I'm sick asf cunt. (mainly aus/nz will get this)
We still have our guns. Remember that.
MATH TIME:
55,000 US case.
300,000,000 US pop
1 in ~5,400 US pop is infected
Maximum thread capacity: 300, if only unique posters (That's the bump limit, right)
Conclusion: The number of (claimed) infections needs to be higher before a "do you know anybody" poll becomes actually relevant.
To answer OP's question: for me, No.
I have the worst diarrhea of my life. Pretty sure it’s because I undercooked some shrimp a few days ago. Will report in 2 days hence if I’m still alive. Wish me luck bros
Kek
How do you undercook shrimp? It cooks like, instantly.
No, and I know nurses who work at the local hospital and they haven't seen an uptick of patients who actually have this virus, only dumb hypochondriac cunts who think they have Corona because they sneezed and they're attention whores.
Someone I go to school with is in the hospital on a ventilator. Young guy, cant be more than 30-32 years old.
U so dumb we all have it. 5g is the keystone that unlocks the crown
Im sorry user. RIP
How was she?
Right. They can't even count on the confort of their loved ones.
I know a positive guy that was hospitalized with his father. He recovered, can't hug his dad while leaving the hospital. His father died later alone.
That's pretty fucked up, nothingburger or not. It's fucked up.
Yes. My entire nuclear and extended family was killed by this virus.
No. Government reports 300 infected in New Zealand so far. We are in state of emergency, mandatory lockdown, police patrolling the streets, HIGH level of additional power granted to the police and military. It's been less than 24 hours since this happened, already heard first hand accounts of people being arrested.
300 infected.
Country of only about 4 million people, most people live in reasonably close proximity to each other, a lot of our land is used for farming or is just remote, alps, etc.
Nobody I know, knows anyone who has the virus. In a country where we literally have a telco called "2 degrees" based on the joke that in New Zealand everyone is only 2 degrees of seperation from each other (ie; if you don't know someone then a friend of a friend will - not strictly true, but pretty true).
Nobody I have spoken to knows anyone who has it.
I have not seen any convincing videos of reported global casualties, just some 30 second clips of people lying down in hospitals.
Our Prime Minister yesterday afternoon advised us that "thousands" would contract the virus even though we are on lockdown and only 300 "confirmed cases" so far.
This is a psyop. None of this makes sense. This is a New World Order operation and this is what is happening:
HUGE influx of glowies sliding and controlling all social media creating pro China and anti China narratives appearing to be two warring factions but which are all the same glownigger op to distract nationalists and skeptics and get them involved in a divisive "us vs them" scenario which keeps attention away from USA and China UNITING AS ONE HOUSE AS THE SECOND LEAP FORWARD. False instability, create constant change, panic, get people to crack and accept anything and turtle up in fear. The weak will believe the China good propaganda bc DONT BE A RACIST while dissidents and those looking for truth are misdirected to a false conflict between the west and China to keep them occupied and away from the truth.
Your grandad was a based mofo. But he died of old and your prison colony lackeys marked it up as corona. Fight for him, user.
Literally no one I know
I live in one of the most densely populated areas in the entire US - and NO ONE has the virus
This whole thing is a huge scam
Will have have a bit of corona in us .
There ARE sick people but none of them can be confirmed to have the virus by our current testing standards.
This
Idiot from another thread wanted recording of the voicemail that said tbey were positive, you guys are so fucking stupid. Any other potential proofs?
Construction crews are still working . Building condos for the Chinese invaders
I haven't even see a sick person since this started.
66k positives
330m people
DO MATH NIGGER
>I know someone who's sick
>no you don't
The thread. Get ready for 400 more posts of this shit.
I don't even know anyone that knows anyone that is sick
Every one I know is sick
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that fucking face, don't even post it
Every time I have posted the statement I have posted on any board it immediately goes into fucking overdrive with slide threads, every legitimate criticism of this get shoahd to /bant/ is just outright deleted
No. There have been some nurses in my town get tested but everyone said test came back neg
Know a nurse in western Mass, said there was only one case and it was a 21 year old kid who had it bad, so could easily be a stooge.
One of the women at my work place is home on sick leave. I don't know if she's been tested for C virus or not. As soon as I found out I licked every object on her desk. That was a week ago. I feel fine.
I am most likely.
>Chest pain
>Tougher to breathe
>runny nose
>small headache
I'll be fine though.
How obvious could these glow in the dark faggots be, look at this shit.
A friend of mine has all the symptoms and got tested. He hasn’t gotten this results back yet. He said that they stuck a swab up his nose. He says that he initially figured it was Bronchitis, because he’d been around a whole bunch of people with that disease. I’ve only been talking to him over Discord to mitigate the chances of catching whatever he’s got. I’m concerned for him.
I know a few in NY who have tested positive already, long lines as well. The shills saying its fake are just trying to hide the fact that people will be on sidewalks soon.
dont forget to go nofap for accelerated recovery
I'm on accutane so it won't matter. It's still gonna be a slow recovery.
I think I found patient zero, he appears very sick..
How is it different?
I've been sick for a while. It won't go away, but it hasn't gotten worse. Occasional chest pain for a few days, along with a headache and painful sore throat, now it's better. All I still have is a light cough, weakness, and light, but persistent, nausea. I'm not old though, or obese.
I have no idea if I have Corona though. My state is telling people to stay home even if they think they have it.
For fuck sake end the larp.
Describe further?
Unless the shrimp was rotten to begin with thats not really a problem.
You probably had shit on your hands while you were shoving them into your cock holster.
I know 3 people in the Houston area that have confirmed chinkiepox. Just mild symptoms so far.