Be me

>be me
>20 yo poorfag
>tranny
>overweight
>alcoholic
>college drop out
>mom is a crack addict
>dad is a pedo
>snooped through my little sisters internet history awhile back and found out she was watching loli porn
>made me very upset since shes the only person i care about in the family
>recently just learned she got diagnosed with corona since she's a zoomer and went to all those flordia beach parties
>tried to stop her but couldnt
>on top of all this gf left me roughly 2 days ago

Welp, this is it Yas Forums, I'm going to end it here. Since you guys have kept me company after all of these years, im going
to return the favor, I'll be live streaming my suicide, pulling the trigger in roughly 10 min, so get in quick before it gets shoah'd.

link:
pastebin.com/K0Wq0dyb

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Other urls found in this thread:

suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
thedailybeast.com/is-hell-real-people-who-went-there-say-yes
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Do a flip faggot

Don't be a nigger user, she got diagnosed, she isn't gone.

For fucks sake

even if this is a larp, I advise you reconsider

>tranny
>on top of all this gf left me roughly 2 days ago
Ok whatever

Do it, make sure you take a selfie

Stay strong, trains is hard job.

>this shitpost with different bait
Unironic kys

>tranny
post fenis and then I'll advise you on what course the rest of your life should course...

>if axe wounded
>ky[s]

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>little sisters internet history awhile back and found out she was watching loli porn

fuckin' hot

As if you don't want to stick around and watch humanity burn user?
If this isn't a larp, know that there are people that care and having gone through major depression for 16 years, there will always be something to turn the tide.
And your sister will survive.. and at least she's not a into gfur. I see that as way more fucked up and un-natural.

Kill your dad before you kill yourself.

It gets better, hang on through this happening we’ve been waiting for.

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"unironic" isn't a word (not does it makes sense), and "kill yourself" comprises TWO(2) words, not three(3)

>ky[s], common core mutt
>'cause your nation is already dead

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Fight back. Suicide is weak and unacceptable.

don't you want to see how coronachan goes?
it's happening!!!

Been there user, its bad. You might not believe me but very slowly it gets better. Love you man, please reconsider

Sleep on it first bro.

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An hero faggot, go to Europe and do a Tarrant

Unironic is a word. Use your search engine of choice
This retard has been spamming that pastebin link for months except now he changed the message to bait newfags

>Use your search engine

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Is this just discord spammer shit?
fuck off

Where are you? can you make it to a hospital to check in?

You should check yourself in at the emergency room. life can get better. You're only 20! I used to be depressed too. Now im 30 and things are better!

suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Based and seconded

So your sister is a pedo lesbian? That's pretty freaky...

my life sucked at 20 but I turned it all around. You should too! You have alot of time left in the world to figure things out.

Well I wasn't gonna tell you to jewgle it.
Have fun being a third worlder with a memeflag dipshit.

Attention-seeking cross-posting faggot
Please stay the fuck off of biz. I don't want to have to come back to this shithole to tell you again.
This board and everyone in it is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Use the mother fucking gun on the FED guys, not on yourself

>>ITT: good hearted anons being messed with

Fuck off, LARPfag. Whoever this pasta is based off of clearly has issues and needs counseling and care

rather than an-hero-ing, you should do the following:

clean your room. (I'm fucking serious).
stop being a tranny. stick to your biological gender. anything else is illusion.
stop drinking alcohol. enroll in AA if you must.
sounds like your parents are beyond your ability to help. If you're a mess you're going to find it difficult to help them.
younger sister - if she's younger than you (under 20) then it's very likely she'll survive. people under 30 rarely die from the illness.
gf left you - you're f'n 20. find another.

these things are simple - you must CHOOSE to do them.

HOLY FUCKING NEWFAGS
GO BACK TO WHATEVER SHIT WEBSITE YOU CAME FROM

Shicka shicka what! Jannies are gay bababooey bababooey! *mic drop*

Is this real? Anyone?

another victim to the memes.

Yes. Yas Forums is gone

no. sage in all fields op is a nigger.

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>Tranny

Rest in piss, faggot.

Kill yourself OP, you massive fucking nigger faggot. I hope you don't get a ventilator

>these things are simple - you must CHOOSE to do them.
Listen to this user.
God Bless.
Romans 11:28-30 King James Version (KJV)
>28 As concerning the gospel, they are enemies for your sakes: but as touching the election, they are beloved for the father's sakes.
>29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
>30 For as ye in times past have not believed God, yet have now obtained mercy through their unbelief:

You should kys too

You should reconsider doing this. You never know what might happen if you do. Maybe you don't WANT to know.

thedailybeast.com/is-hell-real-people-who-went-there-say-yes

Its not worth it!

NO.

I hope someone shits in the ventilator and makes the little faggot sick.

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What a Chad.

>I can lend you some rope you tranny

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*Giggling and hand rubbing noises*

Kys nigger
More newfaggots who need to leave ASAP

someone get a video of this shit lol

>LOOK MA I MASS RESPONDED SEE
fuck off faggot

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You're the redditnigger. Piss off, kike faggot.

checked

Fake discord faggot shill

Don't reply and sage the thread.

lol
livestream it at least.

Exposed seething newfags

nigger don't do this

So what it's a troll post. What's the harm in bumping it?! Pic related it's (((you)))

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Based and bestgorepilled.

>>snooped through my little sisters internet history awhile back and found out she was watching loli porn

Give her digits you fucking tranny