Brit/pol/ ~ brekkie dishuns

>Tunnock's factory shuts down production due to Chinese Virus
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/coronavirus-scotland-tunnocks-factory-shuts-21752673

>Police are drafted in to guard shops and enforce social distancing as huge queues formed at supermarkets due to Chinese Virus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8153809/Police-drafted-guard-shops-stop-panic-buying-enforce-social-distancing.htm

>The viral recipe to make Greggs-style bakes at home for 37p each
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/homemade-greggs-bake-recipe-sausage-17980212

>Queen will do her duty despite coronavirus exile as son Charles diagnosed with Chinese Virus
express.co.uk/news/royal/1260245/the-queen-news-coronavirus-prince-charles-covid-19-royal-family-latest

>Wheelie bin was 'well alight' following Binfire attack
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2020/03/25/wheelie-bin-was-well-alight-following-arson-attack/

>Three Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Bin lorry driven into house and torched in arson attack in Sheffield
thestar.co.uk/news/skip-lorry-driven-house-and-torched-arson-attack-sheffield-817821

>Youths in Glen Parva set Poo-Bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high' and cures the Chinese Virus
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817l

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The only known preventative measure for the virus is a vegan diet, eliminate animal products from your diet if you want to live. There has been no vegan casualties, fact. The cancers and carcinogens in meat create the perfect environment in your body for the virus to thrive. Get rid of the meat, thank me later.

Incoming Americans.

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FUCK CHINA

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Tune in lads to witness Eddie being a nonce
twitch.tv/ediepol

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sounds gay

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I've been so desperate to escape isolation and now this happens
I don't know if I can carry on living

tune in to eddies stream

>He's avatarfagging himself

Pretty legendary cringe.

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will you faggots finalize rise up now that you cant enjoy a proper tea?

even though making a claim for universal credit is all online, the final step is to call them to make a first appointment, which you still have to do to finalize the claim, even though once you've made an appointment, you dont need to attend because all the jobcenters are shut, but you still have to make the call anyway, and 500000 new claimants are all trying to call at the same time, and the phone line is just electronic autistic screeching

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You gonna be ok haha

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there's lot's of jobs going as a result of this. I'm in the same situation though lol

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Remember that time a kike bird completely gibbed him off?

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Eddie is a kraut nonce

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We could be like this for half a year, jesus.
Cheers lad.

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Where's your manners poofter?

The whole worlds going to shit and it’s glorious !

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>streams to Yas Forums
>falls for kike bird
>but has to hold back on what he really wants to say because of his audience
he did a number on himself,

yeah i remember. You remember he was speaking about penis to those 15 yo girls?

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Don't worry, 12 weeks and we'll all be talking about Brexit and Muslims again.

no we wont

we'll be talking about eddie being a nonce

imagine if the royal family all died

this whale's smitten with him

Still talking to that Jew solider woman?

yeah i remember. You remember when he was speaking about being built for the BBC to a 10 year old african boy?

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could that have been the plan all along? is that why ginge and mutt are in Canada

>Monggoth made a Dune analysis
>Survive the HIV made a video on astral projection
>Manlet Wews does endless AMAs
The absolute state of the anglo alt-shite.

holy fucking kek no i missed that ffs.

Nah he was talking to him about iphones

why you defending a known nonce

Why are you a fucking spaz?

We need to start building killdozers lads. Plus there’s loads parked up all over

watch based sargon vids
yeah i didn't think he actually said that kek. wouldve just been funny seeing eddie talking to a little piccaninny

why are you a fucking spaz?

man the scoops

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>why you defending a known nonce
got him

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I asked first.

Whats happenening with all these so called celebs alledgedly coming down with the virus .? Are they on a trolling mission ?

just had a smelly wank and it smelt like a jar of dolmio bolognese sauce that's been left in the sun

Listen lad, I'm not the one defending nonces

wish theyd die
diiiieuuueueueuei
die

Why are you dodging the question, spaz?

Is the ex london bike courrier in this thread ?

Why are you getting aggressive, nonce?

Oh fuck he was chatting up a 15yr old, fuckin nonce

probably off noncing

Because I fucking hate spastics.

Never forget this, inform the people.

Me too mate but everyone who comes in these threads is a spastic so you need to stop hating yourself

its a concrete fact that eddie is a nonce

Everyone! Eddie was chatting up a 15yr old Vancouver girl, fuck him he's a nonce

Stop projecting, you spastic.

That's when Queen Beatrice & I will assume the thrown, and restore Great Britain to its former glory.
Trust the plan

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You're the one who's thrown teddies out of the pram in a fit of pure rage, because someone asked why you were defending a known nonce.
cope more lol

Sommats not quite right about those threads, fuck knows what aint right about them , cant quite get my head around whats going on with them.
Fuck it, it'll soon be christmas

shaun is a massive nonce
his belly as big as his bonce

be vegan or die?
Easy choice. And if I know I'm dying, I'm taking some vegans with me because of this thread.

Why did your mum drop you on your head, you spazzo?

How can one man be so cultured and yet so degenerate?

Why are you throwing a tantrum on an imagine bored cause you got called a nonce defender ?

Trust nobody

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Why have you still not answered my question despite being given multiple chances to do so? Are you some kind of spas?

I've got you on the ropes lad, just leave while you can

spas 12

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND FUCK BORIS

What’s the closest common option Americans have to thos beans?

Van Camp’s pork & beans?

well this is fucked how is the Tunnocks teacakes lad going to eat now?

>Still can't answer the question
Tantamount to surrender. I've done you, spaz.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Eddie the Tripcunt?
I thought not. It's not a story the triptwats would tell you. It's a Brit/pol/ legend. Eddie was a fat cunt of the general, so obnoxious and so persistent he could use his baitposts to infuriate the anonymongs for years on end... He had such a hatred of the anime paedophiles that he could even keep the ones he would spam nonce at from returning. The dark side of the chans is a pathway to many activities some consider to be repugnant. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was becoming a nonce, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he let Pube screenshot every incriminating image from his Twitch conversation with a child, then Pube killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could deter others from noncery, but not himself.

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Alright then lad, I am a spastic, and I've still done a number on you lol.
That must make you the mega spastic

Frontline NHS worker Cheryl Baxter is stranded with her husband in Cambodia
She issued a heartbreaking video message today, asking for the PM's help

Jenny and Rosie Addison are stuck in Dubai airport where nothing is open

Sisters, 28 and 25, are police officer and nurse but stuck on way back from Cebu

Gareth Knowles has emphysema and epilepsy and now homeless in Algarve

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150953/Brits-stranded-abroad-no-money-food-medication-flights-cancelled.html
Play stupid games, - ded!

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Thank you for admitting you are indeed a spastic. My work here is done.

you've been done mate

Says the spaz.

Ok lad rest easy, must be tiresome getting so upset and being on the ropes.

Not talking to you anymore because I won.

honestly you've made 12 posts and said nothing

post a picture incel

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This statement is accurate and makes people emotional.

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