/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2550 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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Not gonna write here much tonight. Writing on a different board

Are you fucking kidding me? It was under 15k like three days you fucking idiot nigger.

this

Dow Jones futures turned lower late Wednesday, along with S&P 500 futures and Nasdaq futures. A strong stock market rally Wednesday turned mixed as BERNIE SANDERS and other senators threatened to delay a coronavirus stimulus deal vote. But the Senate was due to vote late Wednesday.

>DIE BOOMERS
DIE BOOMERS
>DIE BOOMERS
DIE BOOMERS
>DIE BOOMERS
DIE BOOMERS

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Work harder goyim!

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Room temperature IQ detected

>I partied all week, bro
>Dude, i'm probably immune, relax

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Didn't we get a form of capital controls yesterday. Bank runs are already happening and we don't have all that many cases.

For you? Several years ago.

For the rest of us? Early June at the latest

Hello newfren

>New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
Glad you guys added that

This whole pandemic is actually manufactured by the Illuminate to probe and test how willing people are to live in an oppressive police state society. So far it's working beyond expectations. A bright future for the inner circle, a dark future for the rest of us.

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Greece has a 38% fatality rate. It's reset.

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Gimme your favorite hazmats lads

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Housing bubble pop soon Stalker fuck landlords

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 66,048 (944) Spain 49,515 (3,647) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,137 (126) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,084 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,676 (11) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +11,192 (+164) Spain +7,457 (+656) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) United Kingdom +1,452 (+43) South Korea +100 (+6) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +617 (+10) Norway +218 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Australia +359 (+3) Brazil +307 (+13) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +129 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+5) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Panama +115 (+2) Slovenia +48 (+1) Argentina +115 (+2) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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>still less globally than the current record for the flu in the US alone
How much misinfo can people stomach? Why does everyone take this laying down?

Easy theory to test. Go to an urgent care facility in NYC or northern Italy and see what happens

the americans are unapologetic for the american flu they unleashed in wuhan.
china sent supplies around while the rest of the world banned them.
china saved the world market.

that trillions in trump bux should go to china.

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i aint afraid of no ghost

Any ideas where today's deaths are at? Is /ourgirl/ going to overtake TB and go numba 1 today?

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Navy fag here still waiting on my Corona Chan boner. Where is it?

Could this be time for another
>BANK RUN
Campaign? Scare normies around the world that crashes are imminent and they should withdraw their money before it's all lost?

Bernie was absent for the senate negotiations. He missed 2 votes. Now that others have done the work he’s going to roll in on his gurney and play the hero? This is why he’s derided as the “amendment king” folks. Others do the work, he finds the nearest camera and claims credit.

DIE USELESS BOOMER DIE

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I know people in Spain who say that Hospitals really are badly overloaded. Fren of mine had Covid and said it was like a flu on steroids and he's in his 30s.
Doesn't seem manufactured tbqh

How many infected/dead do you think china actually has bros?

If I get sleepy, I get sleepy. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from posting.

>hurr murrr Alexa what is expernenshul growth?

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Will the US surpass Italy tomorrow? Will drawfag give us a 500K Corona Chan update?

>How much misinfo can people stomach?
Ask China. They seem to have a benchmark.

Ching chong your little big shithole will go boom

Flu season does not overwhelm hospital system in Spain and Italy fucktard the speed of this is phenomenal

You are a dedicated larper, I'll give you that

Based question mark putting an Amerimutt in his place.

well as it seems im infected i can tell i can easily see younger people succumbing to this

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kill yourself chink rat

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

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Shut the fuck up
We're unapologetic because it's a Chinese virus
You fucking bug person
You will not get out of your responsibility here
Your government lied about the severity and transmissability of the virus
That costed lives
Death to China

Requiem : a solemn chant (such as a dirge) for the repose of the dead
youtube.com/watch?v=YKvtbH8qUWU

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Can't help you, I haven't seen a male version

>financial rant
>dad issues
Shut up, kike.

based satan giving the smackdown

>FUTURE MARKETS
Japan (-3.72%) Singapore (-3.37%) Taiwan (-2.47%) Hong Kong (-1.90%) Australia (-1.91%) United Kingdom (-1.77%) Germany (-1.74%) South Korea (-1.42%) Poland (-1.03%) United States (-0.92%) India (-0.76%) China (-0.58%) Greece (+0.07%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) Russia (+3.83%) France (+4.22%) South Africa (+4.81%) Spain (+5.27%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-11%) Wuhan (-41%) New Delhi (-21%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-4%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-19%) Buenos Aires (-9%) New York (-21%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-8%) Mexico City (-64%) Los Angeles (-57%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) Philippines (57m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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whats your poison, friend?

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Friday it will surpass Italy

am i the only one who doesnt care anymore

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1,000 US deaths lads

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Do countries make mass graves for the flu?

Italy should pay CCP reparation for starting the virus.

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>ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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1,000 US deaths, logfag edition

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Who else is willing to bet a lot of these 'no health issues but died' cases are just sluts and sex addicts who were too afraid to admit they had an STD?

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>474620 infected
>21391 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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F to pay respect

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Guys there's a masked dude outside my house telling me I can barter with children for medical supplies, what do I do?

yo this shit was really fucking accurate

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It's funny that if your larp were to be broadcasted to the global media at least 90% of the world would believe it

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Your a cheeky ayyyy I give ya that. Now stay outta my dreams

FILL OUT THE POL YOU RETARDED MOTHER FUCKERS

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His take is as valid as any the lying ZOG media is putting out.

What's a good way to relax tightness/stress in chest and throat muscles.
I don't even have the virus, but I've been dealing with so much anxiety about it it seems like weeks on end of acute panicked breathing episodes have left breathing muscles feeling like shit.
My parents are starting to cough, and I want to get my body back in shape so I don't become incapacitated alongside them in the worse case scenario.

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And yet it has only begun...
People believing it will all be okay in April are in for a rude awakening...

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TWO, N-*cough* NOTHING WRON*cough*Gh WITH ME

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>Your government lied about the severity and transmissability of the virus

Chinese sure did lie. But they didn't have the benefit of foresight, and they still didn't downplay it as much or as long as much as your own government. And in the end, the CCP values the lives of their peasantry more than Trump.

Go back to work and make money

nah

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!!!!!!

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I want a male version of Corona-chan. I want a cute virus boy to infect me.

>500 in whiteland
>idiots not respecting the quarantine
>Our Healthcare system is fucking garbage

Is over bros, we are finished. Even if we don't get the bug the riot and looting will destroy this country.

THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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I can think of trillions of dollars of equipment being sent your way that will arrive in minutes. You'll enjoy the aid I'm sure.

dumb fujoshi

All of these dead boomers will balance the budget, perhaps buy that dip instead Billy?

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post guns you've bought recently. i want to fuck her

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Fuck you i was the first respondent

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Why don't we just start shooting people who test positive? They're already a walking bio-weapon. That's the best way to flatten the curve.

Cos' their former reddit kids who know it fukin all but have zero life experience.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they halted almost all domestic travel

F

not with that attitude you fucking retarded faggot zoomer

>52k Flu deaths lads

No bully...

That's some sweet ass editing my dude.

Nigga this shit ain't manufactured, our hospitals have been overloaded for about a week, the army has found dead elderly people in their retirement homes, some niggers are protesting and threatening with fucking guerrilla war when the grandpas are relocated to a hospital near them, people are going out to walk their chickens, Madrid is about to collapse.
THIS
IS
NOT
A FUCKING
MANUFACTURED CRISIS

rtve.es/noticias/20200323/coronavirus-ejercito-encuentra-residencias-ancianos-muertos-camas/2010636.shtml

elpais.com/espana/2020-03-25/un-grupo-de-jovenes-de-la-linea-de-la-concepcion-recibe-a-pedradas-a-ambulancias-de-enfermos-de-coronavirus.html

20minutos.es/noticia/4204896/0/un-hombre-es-detenido-por-salir-a-la-calle-a-pasear-a-una-gallina-y-saltarse-asi-las-restricciones-por-el-coronavirus/

isanidad.com/158082/ingresos-hospitales-uci-covid-19-se-acercan-escenario-mas-pesimista-previsto-semicyuc/

Begone sodomite.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Good Lord, I am an alien Chinese shill and this copypasta is so stupid. Barely any of those terms are especailly politcally sensitive in China, and some of it is written in traditional characters (not used in the mainland)

Proof:

余儿给

+46 k today. so shtf on the weekend

And it made it to Brazil. As feared for worst case.

Welp that's the closest so fare. Not a half chub but something.

english, motherfucker.

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Then why don't you guys freak out when your hospitals are overloaded with flu season?

Why be an asshole you faggot ass mother fucker nigger cunt tits spic pussy shit

I'm from the future, the cure is Bruno Mars sucking your dick. Cap this

I'm so fucking lonely bros

?

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If flu deaths were increasing at an exponential rate you'd better fucking believe the world would freak out. There are health monitoring systems that look for _exactly__that_ in every modern country on the planet.

Because most people that get the flu don't need hospitalization

>cases increase 1000% every week

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With the greatest of respect, how would even know if you can't leave your house? Your media is 100% legit all of a sudden?

Why do you shill for Communist China?

why? we're here until the next thread

>people are going out to walk their chickens
QUe carajo? Manolo explica.

F

Why wouldn't CCP be shilling? Biological warfare needs a helping push

ay man, i'm just using the tools im given to fight against chinese internet damage control teams.

give me some politically sensitive Chinese terms / topics though.

Or is this better?

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See in you in a week at 1,000,000.
Anyone think China wasn't lying now?

baste

Most that get this don't either. reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Whoever u are, maybe is my instincts, I feel bad for ur situation. Ill pray for you

>Ur thots?
I kek'd

hmm.

I was being somewhat facetious, I only shill for truth and the common good. The Chinese commies are right some of the time - for example, in being willing to disrupt their economy to save their people's lives

Funny how they don't show the % like most other countries.

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Same. LA is fucking quiet as hell. Weird how even little things like hearing traffic outside my apartment I miss. Not worried about riots or anything — everyone in the city is just fucking sad

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Thoughts?

China and Russia will most likely be the only countries to contain it. They can actually violate human rights to do so

Alright bro, I'll help you out.

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Good effort but the jawline looks like a mans. Looks like anime Trudeau

COVID-19 Case Fatality Rate Percentages Around the World as of 23:00 GMT March 25, 2020
Highest CFR Percentages:
1. Bangladesh 12.8%
2. San Marino 10.1%
3. Italy 10.1%
4. Iraq 8.4%
5. Paraguay 8.1%
6. Iran 7.7%
7. Indonesia 7.3%
8. Spain 7.2%
9. Algeria 7.0%
10. Philippines 6.0%
11. Netherlands 5.5%
12. France 5.2%
13. England & Wales 5.0%
14. Egypt 4.6%
15. Hungary 4.4%
16. Ghana 4.3%
17. Guatemala 4.2%
18. Congo (Kinshasa) 4.2%
19. China 4.0%
20. Puerto Rico 4.0%
21. Belgium 3.6%
22. Ukraine 3.4%
23. Albania 3.4%
24. Northern Ireland 3.3%
25. Scotland 3.1%

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>Not worried about riots or anything — everyone in the city is just fucking sad
Give it four weeks. Sadness will turn to anger even in normies, and by then the blacks will be chimping out.

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Fucking bat eaters, man.

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>that spacing
>silliness in talking points
>unaware of goog old chinkbane
You must to go back, newfag.

Why would America need to participate in a hoax to find out how much people would take without rebelling when the billionaires and Jews have been fleecing the worker since Reagan and nobody has done shit. The question is already answered. Americans are like docile farm pigs.

People will start having cabin fever no joke, people in China were just fucking screaming at night

In Houston, still no pandemic here. Everyone is fine. Where are the millions dead? Man this CoronaChan is turning too be a BIG RIPOFF! Tell Trump I want my 2 Trillions dollars back.

is from mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ too

They'll be getting gibs though — $1,200 is a lot of money for someone in Compton

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>mfw city isn't colored enough for mass-scale boogaloo

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ew authoritarians are dumb

is there a MEGA for hazmat pics?

Looken better but I've seen it. Maybe it's the college vibe.

That cut scream at the end made me fucking lose it.
What is she complaining about? Not seeing her friends?

reminder that any country higher than south korea means they are doing less tests than necessary and/or are already over capacity of O2 and ventilators.

dem lips
she can suck my pp when shes legal

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I don't think you believe that at all. So many countries, America includes have done the same, but without lying about numbers, doing horrific acts against its people as we saw in China, or censuring and leaving the whistle blower doctors to die horribly. No, you know they did nothing but evil and acted only because they could not hide it entirely -- as Chins only cares about saving face, that is their entire motivation base. No common good there. So what really makes you do this?

so, it's a nigger-killer flu?
nice.

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screaming, lad

Think is China can/will/did establish a martial law so severe that most likely a lot of citizens of Wuhan died in their departments.

When the chinese came to Italy they said that Italy was not doing enough to stop the virus, public transport and business were up and running, people weren't lock down, we don't use masks. The CCP can basically shoot you on sight if you violate quarantine that will never happen in the west.

>people in China were just fucking screaming at night
And singing in Italy
It's actually a common human response. Blowing off steam, expressing frustration, connecting with people over a shared experience. It happens in prisons all the time apparently.

The pic is kind of cute.
One eye on the shadow and one in the light.
Who's she?

I'm in SGV and I haven't left my house except to get mail/delivery or take out the trash in over the week. I've been checking out the traffic in LA and it's shocking to see how it's gone down.

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Yeh, she can't see her best mate 'cos of the fucking bat eaters.

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lmao

> "derided as the amendment king"
> amendments aren't 'doing the work'

nigga with that level of political understanding you need to go back to Facebook with the rest of the Warren supporters

weird that Texas is now a Disaster area but life is normal for you.

Let's be honest guys, if you actually want to stop the virus you have to violate human rights. Which countries do you think will actually try too?

Which countries do you think will have mass scale riots?

these work well

入侵伊拉克 Dalai Lama
越南打赢美国 Tank Man
我付税支持以色列 Xi Jinping Corruption

Colorado as of 5 minutes ago just went under lockdown.

what to spend it on if everything is closed?

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GET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Or they are just naturally more resistant.

If you ever speak to me like that again I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your flicking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either…I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself. Okay phaggot?

as seen on Yas Forums
no clue

There is, I know i've opened it. Let me search my history and see if i can find it again

CORRROONA VAYYRUS!! COORRONAA VYYRUS!! IT'S REALL!!

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They haven't been in lockdown for as long as Wuhan mate, give them a couple more weeks

Oh sorry our local news sites don't speak Her Majesty's language
rtve.es/noticias/20200323/coronavirus-ejercito-encuentra-residencias-ancianos-muertos-camas/2010636.shtml
>Army found dead elders at their beds, in their retirement homes, and others left to die when their caretakers wouldn't take care of them
20minutos.es/noticia/4204896/0/un-hombre-es-detenido-por-salir-a-la-calle-a-pasear-a-una-gallina-y-saltarse-asi-las-restricciones-por-el-coronavirus/
>Man in Lanzarote when out to take his chicken for a walk and skipping the quarantine, was fined
isanidad.com/158082/ingresos-hospitales-uci-covid-19-se-acercan-escenario-mas-pesimista-previsto-semicyuc/
>Most pessimistic prediction is at 29832 in hospital beds and 5469 ICU beds by the end of THIS week (national total, not Madrid alone). About to be true.
elpais.com/espana/2020-03-25/un-grupo-de-jovenes-de-la-linea-de-la-concepcion-recibe-a-pedradas-a-ambulancias-de-enfermos-de-coronavirus.html
>Group of youths throws rocks, threatens police with molotov coctails and gang war-tier warfare against the Government. Started when a convoy of medical staff and ambulances was carrying 28 coronachan-affected elders to a city's (La Línea) treatment center.

They'll blow it on rims and wave and sizzrup and shit, then chimp out even harder.
The only thing that stops a chimpout is an expectation from civilized society that the moment they start to chimp, The Man (black phrase, stand-in for daddy who whoop yo ass) will come and whoop yo ass.
If the police are unavailable, busy, or instructed to stand down by pussy-ragging basedboy liberal leaders, there'll be nothing to stop the first wave of chimpout. The second wave will be put down when even liberals realize they actually want strength and boundaries.

Are there any states with more than 100 cases that haven't shut down entirely in the US?

The sports olympics are on hold.
The real 2020 olympics are so much more interesting.

South Korea and China seem to be taking all the gold..

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Those lips are somethin else

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its honestly nothing
no one’s gonna listen to it anyways
>like walking a pet
lmfao
t. boulderfag

Wim Hoff breathing exercises.

excellent.

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Are those Spanish youths or diversity youths?

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Ironically this