What are you gonna do with your $1,200 anons?

Buy Chainlink

FACKEN CROCS MATE

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i do not fill out taxes not getting 1 penny fyi naggers

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Buy some memoribilia

Nah. Just have a fecund wife.

I thought nancy shot down neetbux

what is the income level going to be based on? i'm currently unemployed and have been for a while, but i field my taxes in 2018 and 2019. is there a cutoff?

I'm white and I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters

I think it's gonna put me over the edge of my savings goal to quit my job and NEET it up for at least 6 months

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BUY THA DIP

lol $1200 is like 1 hour of work for me

Based

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probably going to buy a toilet (i am a us citizen btw)

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You sound white, so I take it back.

>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE 6 WHITE KIDS, YOU ARE A SPIC IF YOU ARE. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 2 SO YOU GET REPLACED.

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buy an exit mask and helium

Help pay off my car loan.

You must not go outside very often.

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Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it?
It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough UBIs.

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I've been trying to figure out what's the smartest financial move and I'm pretty sure it's to buy stocks.

HRT

GEP Gun

good goy
stimulate the economic prostate

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Headphones and VR. BTW if you're on unemployment will you still get a 1200 check?

exactly

Buy a lot of Dutch wives and cum myself to death.

Big gay.

im neet so i dont get anything

Give it to a children's hospital or some shit. I dont need it

Just bank it and use it for car payments more than likely

Use it to help start my mushroom business, or buy a house(TrumpBux+My savings) if the housing market continues to fall.

Donate it to the poor. I really don't need it.

You should use it on supplies.

you mean you're a dependent?

I'm not an illegal immigrant. I'm guessing they will spend it on drugs and prostitution.

I want to say the cutoff was $200k iirc, with diminishing amount leading up to it, and eligibility is based on either this year, or last year's tax filing, whichever is most recent

buy a gun and some 40k models

IS IT TRUE WE CAN USE OUR 2019 TAX RETURNS NOW?

same here

regional master chef of those A&W Rootbeer/KFC combo restaurants

600k last year

I'll finally be able to buy that latex suit for my wife.

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I made too much money. Fuck you.

weird flex but okay....

Poorfag.

I'm going to buy 1,200$ worth of anti landlord ads. The heat goes upwards brothers.

Make them work for it, dumbass. Charity is retarded.

lets all pool our neetmoney together and buy Yas Forums. we can ban all tr*mptrannies then

Where do I sign up for this? Please someone tell me. PLLLLEEEEASSSSE

Probably going to get the PS90 I've been eyeing at my local gun shop, assuming that it's still there. If not, I'll probably order it online once all of this shit blows over. That, or a g36 if I can find a good deal on one. Pic very much related.
>inb4 watermark

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savings

No, I just have a shitty job and only pulled in just shy of 60k for the last two years. You need to make a minimum of 75k to get the wuhan gibbes

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>this nigger can't read

training for certs + some vidya if i get it

I'm either going to get a Super Blackhawk or a Ackie monitor.

If you already have direct deposit set up for yoir tax returns you'll automatically get it

I'm not going to get shit because I cashed out about $400,000 in bitcoin when the price dropped to $3,000. So not only did I lose out on about a million dollars if I didn't panic sell and waited six months, but I also lose out on the stimulus check.

FML

Why pay for training? Just self study.

>What are you gonna do with your $1,200 anons?

coke, lots of coke. 1200 wouldn't even cover half my mortgage so might as well get high.

when do we get it????????

Haha I bet retards like this don't file their tax returns

Holy fuck it's buy the dip you idiot not sell the dip

no employers will take you seriously without a license. this isnt the 80s anymore

maybe you'll OD

however long it takes for it to pass congress plus up to six weeks for them to set shit up

but we aren't to the dip yet.

individuals that are specifically excluded from receiving payments. Are nonresident aliens, individuals whose deductions can go to another taxpayer(adult dependents?).

I meant why pay for training? I get all of my certs through self study. And now I can have my employer pay for them.

a new vape mod, then couple the rest of the money with my savings and buy an infiniti g37. Thank you, ‘rona-chan!!!

t. Essential worker. White collars and whore waitresses btfo hahahhahahah!!!

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Donate to an animal shelter. I dont need the money but with all the madness going on I'm sure shelters are seeing donations drying up. I am also going to encourage my friends who likewise do not really NEED the money to find a worthy cause that could use the money, be it a charity, an elderly neighbor or a laid off family member.

another firearm