How many niggers and jews will be in it
The original book just rips off sandnigger culture anyways.
all of them
The artriedes family will probably be all niggers
Its gonna suck.
Every male will be played by Idris Elba; every female will be played by Elle Fanning
It's going to be shit. There is a feminist tie in TV series about the Bene Gesserit coming out at the same time as the movie that will nothing but propaganda.
Oh look another shitty Hollywood remake.
>releasing 2020
lol no expect this to release early April 2021
All of them. Maybe more
How is the illuminati involved in the production of this movie?
Well they changed a white old man(liet kynes) into a middle aged nigger already and made paul a jewish twink.
Lol Liet Keynes is going to be a negro woman.
you stupid niggers
Ja Rule is going to play Gurney
Who cares? Movies/theaters were garbage & on their last breath before the corona panic now they are basically dead since they all have been shut down
Harkonnens will probably be wypipo tho
>guys he just a minor character
I kek every time i hear this.
they already were you dumb faggot.
Lol probably
Lady Jessica will be Beyonce.
Chani is going to be played by a mullato girl so I guess that makes the Fremen white then?
>how many niggers and jews will be in it
Dude, the message of the books is literally anti-colonialist.
Fucking newfags; this is Yas Forums, no one on Earth is "truly" white
>how many jews will be in it?
Jews are the ones who make movies, of course they'll be in it.
Racist as fuck. Every fucking time. They really give themselves away.
They own the studios.
And instead of being a gay pedo hell be a straight pedo lmao. progressive takes no paul atriedes boi pussy :(.
I think Demolition Man needs a proper remake to really drive this meme home.
The petrodollar must be subliminally lodged in human consciousness.
>These fucking niggers:
Who knew alia of the sword would turn out so hot
A miscast she should be played by a Arab.
Now that I look at it again, it IS funny asking this question, considering Dune was written by an Araboo.
Loling at the thought of Leto II as a quadroon sand worm living as a god-emperor for thousands of years.
lol what? The message is about the hoax of religion and the danger of charismatic leaders.
>Dude, the message of the books is literally anti-colonialist.
If Hollywood, 50%
Amazon 70%
Netflix 90%
This. Plus a Lizzo soundtrack
Well just off the cast list up there, you already have a faggot, a hapa, and a mutt.
You mean they accurately cast him as an undersized teenager like he was in the book?
>The message is about the hoax of religion and the danger of charismatic leaders.
You are mixing up the tomes. The movie is only about the first book, actually only the first half of the first book.
Danger of preconceptions of the future, if you follow the whole original series.
Jews are not white. Jews are not black. Jews are jews, people who are a hivemind of fallen souls, ghosts. Ghosts can be civilized and respectable but the local ones here at Earth are out of control a-holes. But they aren't the only a-holes. Good luck ever disproving this theory. Fuck you kikes hahaha back to your hole! Pours on what's covered!
Its a mix of a lot of things
atreides were MEDS (greeks)
Corino were meds (Italians)
Harkonnen were like Nordic Germanics
TLielaxeu were like an asian jew - (this is tough because herbert described them as rat like features)
IXians - not sure really
Richese - White people
zen-suni wanderers were like an arab indian caucasian hybrid peoples - they were best known like to be space Roma
The original had it’s charms and standout moments but was a deeply flawed movie
>5'7 undersized teenager at 15
No lol, its stated in the book hes pre-puberty so no a miscast try again.He also doesn't look like a boy, Twink =/= boy.
>My whole family fucked me under the christmas tree. "Jingle balls, jingle balls my stupid brother kept singing."
This guy gets it
I have just started the maud dib part and the themes are there already so?
that all said
its gonna be stupid because they cast a half islander half wtf he is to be a straight DUNCAN IDAHO.
A fuck tard thats meant to be a MICK
he at least looked like a med
Im only half way through the first book.
Can someone actually explain the story? What's with all these racial distinctions?
He's literally 15 in the book. I'm not sure what you're on about with prepubescent. Whatever bro, I know you're just looking for stuff to be mad about.
Dune is
>anti-colonialist
>anti-imperialist
>anti-autocratic
>pro-secularist
>pro-environmentalist
>pro-third worldist
Literally against anything nu-Yas Forums stands for.
Can you elaborate
Are you talking about the necessity of spice / petrodollars at all cost
I’d say Dune is a book that does a lot to open ones eyes to how the world works
>Can someone actually explain the story?
mmm probably not you need to read it, at least twice (the beginning makes no sense the first time).
no
go read
I own every book in the dune line and all offshoots
its vast its to complicated and its above pol.
read them and it will allow you to understand things
that you didn't think about.
>TLielaxeu
They were super muslim though. There were actual jews in the later books.
>is he not small for he age jessica?
>atredies get their growth late
Theres also passages later of characters saying he hasn't had any pubic growth yet have you not read dune?
>Jason Momoa is Duncan Idaho
God damn it.
It's bullshit that doesn't make sense to anyone that doesn't view the world through the cringey Yas Forums lense of racial and ethnic stereotypes.
Of the knife
I'm not reading all those pages when I'm already backed up with other shit to read.
>pro-socialst
Forgot this part
yes there were but that was his SON adding them thus.
Dune is Lawrence of arabia in space with some esoteric bs thrown in
This is the impression I get.
>just go read it
When it actually doesn't make sense at all, which is what I'm seeing here.
Well they do trace their ancestry to Greece . . .
Great reading is Dune encyclopedia
I read it for years on the shitter.
sounds to me like you would be a lot happier with a complete set of Harry Potter books.
>of the knife
Oh damn son u r right it's been a while thanks.
Faggot.
>Stellan Skarsgard Baron Harkonnen
Jesus fuck, they can't even get a fat fuck to portray him right.
Your understanding is utterly superficial.
>anti-colonialist
Wrong. Paul is the rightful Duke of Arrakis, and gains his power through leveraging that right.
>anti-imperialist
Wrong. Leto is only able to set mankind on the Golden Path through thirty five hundred years of enlightened absolutism.
>anti-autocratic
See above.
>pro-secularist
Wrong. Religion is treated as a technology but treated neutrally, as long as it is not being used for personal gain. The Bene Gesserit acknowledge God while still using religion for control.
>pro-environmentalist
Wrong, the environment and climate are treated as something to be modified by man for man's benefit in the series. Weather control technology is standard, Arrakis itself is made temperate and then made a desert again, by man's hand's, for man's goals.
>pro-third worldist
Wrong. Paul's unleashing of the Fremen leads to mass slaughter, the Jihad and Alia's oppressive religious government.
I think that was just frank making a alexander the great allegory. It seems kinda out of place.
Harry Potter is actually way closer to what you are describing with the pure bloods literally being the aryan supremacists and shit.
I refuse to acknowledge the son's books. He completely and utterly shat all over the canon, in addition to being a terrible writer. That stuff was in the main 6.
I like to think its king Arthur in space with other tales of ecology and intrigue
No, the Jews are in Chapterhouse, the last book written by Frank Herbert. They added nothing to the plot though.
Sounds to me like you're overrating yet another shitty book, which is typical of Yas Forums
my nomination to play Alia
The world’s biggest fat suit plus cgi will fix that up. It’s going to take ten hours to get the fat jowl cosmetics right so probably need somebody in decent shape who won’t stroke out from sitting in a chair.
>He completely and utterly shat all over the canon
at the risk of samefagging I could not agree more.
It will be a bunch of nondescript people because you know its the future and deserts. So you'll have to google the actors before you know whether they're some sort of North African/Arab or just a mixed black person.
Calling it now.
this they will cgi it anyway for the suspensers. So theres is no real need to cast a fat cunt to clear out the food stand.
Hey when these anons get to the thinking machines and the actual jihad then they will understand Kasinski.
And perhaps they will understand who the mother and the father were coming out of time from nowhere that were watching from beyond time and space
Dune is the deepest level of fucked and all need to read ALL of the works to understand the depth of it.
futars
Honored Matres
female dominance
its all there pol
just
grab at it
Should be a bunch of whiter muslims for the jihad, so mostly jews.
Good point. Almost lost my shit here. Either way, I have a bad feeling they're gonna shit all over the source material.
I like the new Baron
In this clown world we live in I can't tell if that's a real movie poster or not.
Who owns the intellectual property of the Dune series? If it's the family you might see it get some justice in the film and we'll be bombarded with normies who hop from Star Wars to Dune like a roastie on a carousel.
The miniseries is already perfect.
No need to reinvent the wheel.
The series is about the future after thousands of years of extreme eugenics and controlled breeding to produce superhumans that can do what computers can do plus precognition and telepathic control and accessing the memories or personality of your Ghengis Khan ancestor. Also giant killer worms that shit psychic drugs that extend your life but kill you if you stop taking them. It’s actually breddy good.
Jews never ceased as a religion. yes.
But it was left open the race of tleilaxu. Theres a hint that they are asian but also space jews.
He even named their creations Gholas (Golems)
and hinted at kabalic things within their operations.
This.
>It’s actually breddy good.
cast not pearls before swine
But the Atreides are from Caladon. Isn't that the latin name for Scotland? Maybe Paul should be wearing a kilt.