/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2549 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 468,905 (+46,331) ► Died: 21,200 (+2,306)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 2,751 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus
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China expats buying masks from other countries and shipping them
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Professor drops dead after coughing fit during online class
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China donates tests to Czech Republic, 80% fail
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First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
China only testing people with Hubei travel history
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H1N1 estimates took DNA-confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
01:09: 70 new cases and 1 new death in Mexico.
00:57: 2,155 new cases and 81 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
00:42: 117 new cases and 2 new deaths in Argentina.
00:15: 129 new cases and 2 new deaths in Ecuador.
00:13: 78 new cases in New Zealand.
23:59: 82 new cases and 6 new deaths in King County, Washington state, United States.
23:55: 165 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.

>MORE
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Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

I'll be impressed when it's not growing in a straight line.

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What if I just got it then got better again? Then I wouldn't have to worry about it any more. If tom hanks can survive it I'm sure I can

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>468,905 infected
>21,200 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won’t cause the end of carbon based life on earth as we know it

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>logarithmic
are you at least trying?

NIGGERS!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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g-guys it's looking grim over here

>log

get on my level you trannibals

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How long tell CDC can admit masks work after this shortage? Just read even China had to buy 200 million in February from Egypt.

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>(logarithmic scale)

dare I say, based

We're going to keep catching this over and over until everything collapses and bursts into flame.
Mark my words.

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is the average landlord this delusional?

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BAIT !

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Hello enemies of the CCP attempting to halt the spread of glorious bioweapon. Good morning!

this is the most deaths of of any disease daily right

>Starting to cough
>There are red lines in my eyes
>Can feel some chest pain
I'm out, bros

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Can't locate country Muslim on a map.

DO A STREAM JIM WHAT THE FUCK
(INSERT AUTISTIC SCREECHING)

QUICK SURVEY:

does australia have other countries in it?

Bahamas, cruise ships to rot outside private cay owned by Royal Caribbean and Norwegian cruises. Took pick flying over the Bahamas counted over 20 cruise ships only took one photo.

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Indeed.

>independent.co.uk/news/coronavirus-g7-wuhan-virus-mike-pompeo-trump-a9426261.html

>Ministers of the G7 - the “Group of 7” intergovernmental economic group including the US, UK, Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan - haven’t been able to issue a joint statement because the US insists on calling the coronavirus the “Wuhan Virus.”

>During the address, the G7 ministers discussed whether China used an “intentional disinformation campaign” to obfuscate its role in the worsening of the pandemic.

>“But every one of the nations that was at that meeting this morning was deeply aware of the disinformation campaign that the Chinese Communist Party is engaged in to try and deflect from what has really taken place here,” he said.

have you been injecting money and the blood of the young and innocent?

475 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 70 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. ONE NEW DEATH.
>475 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 70 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. ONE NEW DEATH.


WE ARE SO FUCKED

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>Go for runs and visit the pool regularly
>Finally lost weight
>Coronavirus hits
>Already gained 8 pounds from sitting home with nothing better to do

How is YOUR week going?

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No, this is exponential growth.
Corona is growing in a straight line because exponentials aren't possible in real life.

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You can get reinfected again. Also the virus mutates so you could catch another strain.

No, not even close. But right now more people die per day of Corona than the flu or AIDS.

>log
Bait harder the next time chang

Why are the faggot countries still being included in this? This should be American cases state by state.

Canada sent ours to China and now we're out of them for healthcare workers. Trudeau is a fucking genius. He even upped the bribe for the press so they continue to not ever critize him.

Jeffree Star is that you?

Anecdotes showing the number of deaths is very understated in Italy

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Never forget China is responsible when we are done burying all the dead.

DO A STREAM JIMBO

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 66,048 (944) Spain 49,515 (3,647) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,137 (126) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,084 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,676 (11) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +11,192 (+164) Spain +7,457 (+656) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) United Kingdom +1,452 (+43) South Korea +100 (+6) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +617 (+10) Norway +218 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Australia +359 (+3) Brazil +307 (+13) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +129 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+5) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Panama +115 (+2) Slovenia +48 (+1) Argentina +115 (+2) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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Now you are being autistic. It doesn't, now don't shit up this thread as well.

Use the time for gains.

Is Bendigo a country?

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source. the only one i've seen is from china and i don't trust the bugs

Japin's numbers are going to soar quite soon.

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Hey drumpf voters, please go congregate in church on easter, get all snuggly with each other so theres alot less of you chucklefucks come november, thanks

A straight line in a log scale means it's exponentially growing but I know it's bait

This shit will spread like wildfire among niggerish part of the mexican and latin american population.
ALL REJOICE.
PURGE IS HERE.
GOD. WINS.

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That water looks amazingly blue.

Are there any western countries that have passed the peak?

take them for your pirate vessels. Soon you can pillage the weakened communities of the Florida coast. just remember your hazmat suit

my neighbour got it

According to your chart, it will reach 1M in a few days and 10M in a first few days of April

Nobody wants a chance at getting his lungs raped. Also this shit is stressing hospitals everywhere, if you have a serious medical condition you're gonna get fucked.

Got what?

The collapse is happening, this is merely the beginning of the end of Modernity. The virus is infecting hundreds of thousand, and the WHO predicts that 50% of the world population will get the corona virus. The world is in the mitts of a full scale economic collapse. People are waking up, the revolution will happen!

more of desperate pepe, pls

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Just a flu bruh

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Italy's death growth rate is falling since over a week. Lockdowns seem to work

Now the US, on the other hand, will probably cease to exist very soon.

Compared to Tom all the blood in my body is young and innocent. I got no money though

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i could smell death when I drove by my neighbors house today

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B Y E

>thousands of people dying a day now
I BELIEVE CHINA THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER

We all gonna die

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corona'd
he is at the hopsital with pneumonia

if i was shitting up this thread id be spamming it, a simple short post does not shit up the thread. i want to collect peoples opinions on the matter. no need to be abusive.

Go let someone put their penis in your anus.

>00:42: 117 new cases and 2 new deaths in Argentina.
not like this

I want to lick the sweaty dirt mud off The Flu's tummy

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God i wish i wasn't such a cynical, miserable piece of shit and got myself a dog or a cat before this thing hit.

....a gf with big tits would also suffice

cool story bro

nah its a city/town

damn my city goes on lockdown on friday
two weeks off woot

Virus? What virus?
I don't see a virus.
I think we should all just calm down.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Singapore (-3.01%) Taiwan (-2.78%) Hong Kong (-2.45%) Australia (-2.40%) Japan (-2.27%) Germany (-1.56%) United Kingdom (-1.15%) China (-1.16%) Poland (-1.03%) South Korea (-0.97%) India (-0.92%) United States (-0.62%) Greece (+0.07%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) Russia (+3.83%) France (+4.22%) South Africa (+4.81%) Spain (+5.27%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (+3%) Wuhan (-41%) New Delhi (-2%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-6%) London (-4%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-19%) Buenos Aires (-15%) New York (-21%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-8%) Mexico City (-64%) Los Angeles (-57%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) Philippines (57m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Are they full of gas / oil? Will they mess up your fishing?

shouldnt of gotten too close, now you've got it too

Because almost everybody are dead already, like in China

that is awfully close, user
hope there is wind

Once you open the lockdown, you start all over again. Either way the financial system collapses or the medical health care system.

Yes, Koala land, Giant Serpent Valley, Kangaroo Forest, She-Spider Mountain.

Nice edit, this pasta is getting better with time.

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apparently you dont gain an immunity
so you would just be back to square one

many didn't believe the Chinese when they reported asymptomatic transmission in late January, or when they reported GI issues as a semi-common symptom. The Chinese have no motivation to downplay this, so it is reasonable to trust any bad news they report

Hurt river principality and the gay and lesbian kingdom of the coral sea islands.

They dump their garbage into the ocean now, it doesn't get taken off the ship to florida. So now we have literal garbage on the beaches.

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CORONA-CHAN FEARS THE LVSO BVLL

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This virus is so gay

New Zealand?

There's that microstate, right?

Hope you borrowed money from him recently. On a second thought I don't think you'll need money where you're going.

I'd like to know how it can be that we are at comparable levels of proven cases as places like Italy were a few days ago, but have like 0.5% fatality rates.

Does Italy really have 10 to 20 times as many infected as counted, or are they fucking up hard in how this is being treated?

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I hope the black messiah Obama dies of the chink flu you fucking moron

how to not be a fatass:
1) go get a chair
2) sit down
3) stand up from chair without using your hands
4) if you can stand up, goto 2
else done.
you are welcome.

Here it comes

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I just threw up a little

President is an honorary position. They impact very little.

And no butt sex for you, u faggo.

no, that would be like me saying that japan is just part of china

Buy some AKs instead of dog you stupid failure of a STALKER

Unless they start shooting chinks at the border and executing the sick

But that's cheating.

Just want to pass my congratulations onto the USA for becoming the most infected nation in the world.
USA #1 always

put ur lips around a barrel

Dunedin is getting screwed hard by this virus. Co-worker is at home with an undiagnosed flu and a family at my church tested positive.

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>On a second thought I don't think you'll need money where you're going.
Why is he going to Disneyland?

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the size of the something burger depends on how draconian, effective, and logical your national government is, and how much its leaders are willing to value the lives of their people over short-term economic functioning

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italy has a large boomer population

Literally Who
@literallywho
Reuters: LET ME REWRITE REUTERS HEADLINES IN ALL CAPS

>Professor drops dead after coughing fit during online class
>archive.is/TK5vB
that wasnt from covid-19 you dumb nigger. read the article

i'm actually pretty worried because he made a BBQ with at least 10 people, all 40+ and enderly like 10 days ago, and my dad is in the risk group and I don't know if he had contact with someone who was in the BBQ

honestly this corona shit is a nightmare, I can't even concentrate in writting my TCC paper while i'm at home.

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But Japan is a real country.

lol why are Japanese so mean?

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I hope they get a second wave as punishment for complaining about some other countries banning travel from China and pressuring and pressuring most others not to do a ban.

Fuck bros - I don't know how much more of this I can take. I thought I was a happoomer, but turns out I just feel depressed as hell about this whole thing, now that it's actually happening. Just sad seeing all these good people dying, including all the doctors and nurses.

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New York still have 79% of their normal traffic >:D no wonder those dumb fucking Jews are keeling over in massive numbers.

>683 pastas
>Curve /flattening/
Happening cancelled frens

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why are glowies trying to get wagecucks to revolt against their landlords on here?

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Wuhan Virus should have been its name, and that's what everyone was originally calling it, even governments and scientists.

So we getting neetbux or what?

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How many times does Bill have to blow you out before you stop making these threads?

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Lmao. Serves you right for displaying such a faggy mask.

Ew, why do we get lumped in with the Chatham Islands?

Heart failure is the main cause of deaths from COVID.
>just a coincidence bro

Mom and i tested positive for corona a little over two weeks ago(total time of infection about 3-4 weeks). Shes been in icu for a week and looking worse each day. meanwhile ive not experienced a single symptom and feel great. Shouldnt i be wheezing by now? am i immune?

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Ok but i don't see what juice has to do with it me wanting to fuck that virus

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So do we. Old people everywhere and few children

So I just heard Fauci saying that there are studies that say that Vitamin C is effective against some infections and that there are other studies that say that it's not effective. Also that you have to take huge amounts of it to see some effect. This would mean that the 1g that I'm taking is a meme then and is not doing anything. What do you think?

Is he talking about Vitamin C as a treatment once you have the virus or just like a measure to have a strong immune system? Because I know that as a treatment once you have the virus the quantity that they give you is huge. like 50-100g per day and intravenous.

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Fuck this guy. Why is he such a thing on here?

damn bros canadians actually belive this chart what do you think?

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>Seven passengers onboard the Artania cruise ship, moored off the coast of Western Australia, have now tested positive for coronavirus.
>No Australians are among the 800 passengers and 500 crew on board.
>WA Premier Mark McGowan asked the Australian Navy to assist the ship to leave Australian waters
So long, niggers.

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Some people are asymptomatic

>the chinese have no motivation to downplay this
weird ive never seen an ayy as dumb as a nigger

Not anymore

ok thanks, i'll try that...first thing tomorrow

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Cali bros, don't laugh at new york, our population is 39 million to 8 million in new york. The worst is yet to come.

They're only testing for the purpose of diagnostics, not contagion control
10-20 times is probably a low estimate and the Italian government has completely thrown in the oars and seen to be hoping that the local epidemic will stop without monitoring.
I mean, they're not wrong, a pot of water will stop boiling of you take it off the fire even if you aren't watching it, but you need to at least check the temperatures every now and then to know when it's safe to put your hand in it

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Really answer: nobody knows yet. We will only find out what was really happening years from now.

archive.is/s11s3

Some info out of china. I read somewhere that people in US tested positive again after showing no symptoms. I can't find that info. Keep eyes sharp.

I said my benchmark for stopping was the Olympics being inaugurated. Bad news for you, they got cancelled, kek

They're discord trannys from Mr.obvious, he doxes his followers and forces them to do shit like this. He literally forces them to do shit or he sells their personal data.

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You killed your mom.

Why does it always feel like I drank acid after finishing one of these?
Going down is great, just afterwards makes me remember why it had been years since I had my last one.

landlords are parasites who think owning houses that are priced completely too high makes them special they'll get what is coming to them

Godspeed leafbro.

>they got cancelled
They were just pushed to 2021, never cancelled.

>tfw I think I'm sick, but I can't get tested because you need to have tentacles growing out of your ass before they give you a kit

Fauci shill on CNN just said there's literally a second wave coming in the south hemisphere, and we'll get one next fall too.

He's like us, he never stops shitposting.

Yeah I'm not laughing — we're next for sure. Garcetti says LA will be locked down for 2 months. Fucking hell.

looks anorexic

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Here's some info from a thread from yesterday

Tokyo governor is a Japanese copy of crooked Hillary
Testing for the virus is nearly impossible in Tokyo
Olympics cancelled
She doesn't care anymore
Prepare for lockdown because testing will now be done to get an idea of the severity of the situation

>hurrr durrr what is eks-po-nen-shul growth?

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2020 Olympics are cancelled
2021 Olympics may or may not happen

Nobody will know if those numbers are accurate or not. How could you know?

More reliable than Reuters itself

You have been visited by the noble boomer of Bergamo. Coronavirus immunity will pass on to you, but only if post "RIP, sweet priest" ITT.
voxday.blogspot.com/2020/03/of-boomers-and-bergamo.html

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north bay checking in. ca holding up surprisingly well, figured with all the SF chinks things would be worse, but you're probably right
>neighbor who was quarantined on one of the princess ships got home yesterday

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It would be a shame if someone misused that whatsapp number

I assume that's a pay per view event?

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Welp anons I might’ve been exposed to coronachan it was nice knowing you Yas Forums

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How are your gold stocks doing?

RIP, sweet priest

so is australia and the separate country of new zealand

Room temperature iq