The Zoomer House Project

ITT we will get together and find a way forward for zoomers to have a family and live in a house that they own. We're looking for loopholes in the market, insider tips, and advice from people that know what they're talking about.

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>ban landlords
>hundreds of millions of property now available to buy

easy

circaoldhouses.com/cheapoldhouses/

Here's a start. It's a pretty gay site but lists some older houses for cheap. Maybe older is the way to go?

Watch essential craftsmans video on the use of a tape measure,
Then go down the rabbit hole from there.
-t. Independent contractor

Accurate. We will see what Corona does to the housing market. That could make things a lot easier for us.

>eventually build your own from a youtube video
I've been down this memehole myself

youtube.com/watch?v=P9tvaZSLdjI

1) Buy a cheap plot of land
2) Purchase blueprints
3) Learn to build your own fucking house

That actually costs more in the long run unless you know how to plumbing, electical, sewage.. all that stuff. Also have you ever tried laying up a foundation completely by yourself?

L O G C A B I N
oh wait zoomers don't want that
they want to live in the citycenter with low commute time to McDonalds shopping malls cinemas and other consoomer goodies
they want to live in densly populated places
they don't want any responsibility that comes with your OWN house

Look I'm not a craft beer chasing normo. My gf just wants to be able to shit in a toilet.

You can outsource some things, like foundation, grading, etc. New plumbing for a 1600 sqft house is ~$6k. Electric runs around $3k. Hvac about $3500. You can also find builders that go for $50/ft. It just depends on what you want.

Just live in the northern Midwest, St Louis is nice, so is Jeff City, and Michigan is amazing

You can get a house for 10k in a worse part of St Louis, gentrify it?

Thank you user. I will save this. Any tips on where I can continue to look down this path? I have seen different numbers in my previous searces, but I like the sound of yours.

Any advice for getting the sewer line unfucked for less than 3k? Can I diy it or is that dumb?

My basement is a pool of feces and I want to make it better, but tiger quoted me $19k

Millions of people are going to die and leave a load of homes abandoned, they can just take them over.

My idea is to make villages of affordable houses, not necessarily tiny houses. Some anons might say it's like a traller park but I see this different as these villages won't be soulless rows of houses, they will be more like European villages that are built in nature, not some lot with a bunch of shacks dumped on it. The village will have a co op store for groceries and household items, like a general store. And maybe a school. The idea is to create small but high trust communities

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Real estate law fag here, here to help based zoomers. AMA.

If half of you retards spent as much time pursuing a marketable skill as you did shitposting on here you’d probably have enough saved by now to purchase a respectable yet affordable home in a comfortable part of the country. It’s not that fucking hard.

This is a great idea. Where will we put these villages?

That sounds perfect. It seems like the only people that have tried to go back to some form opf traditional community are hippies with their communes. If I knew about something like this I would move there immediately.

Maybe this IS the zoomer house project.

You can diy it, but then there are things like insruance and depending on state/country, a licenced plumber has to confirm that the installation is up to standards.
Also, if you fuck anything up, you will regret your life, most plumbing is hidden away and having a leak inside a wall for instance is pretty bad.
Same with power, it's piss easy to set up, but chafe a couple cables or screw too tight or not enough in some fixtures, and you can have a fire hazard down the line.

Come live with me in Detroit

When you say ban landlords, what do you think people who inherit properties should do?
Sell or just sit on it?
Are people allowed to have multiple homes?
What if they turn it into a hotel?
Are hotels allowed?
If you let someone stay in a hotel longer than a month do you become a landlord?

I'm curious about this

beautiful

Just try to tell us how not to get jewed. We don't even know what mistakes there are to make. How do you avoid being grifted? How can you beat the system without bankers clawing at your back?

Fuck off zoomers, 30year old boomers are still waiting there turn so stay the fuck out the market during the down turn. You get the next recession.

Pull ALL our money from bank accounts after the trumpbux is dumped and dump eet in crypto causing dollar collapse.

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lurking to pick up a deal
t.boomer

You had your chance in 2008. MILLENIALS SKIPPED OVER. ZOOMERS RISE UP!

that shit is easy, it's the fees and permits that will break you.

you can buy prefab houses sorta cheap.

My sewer line went bad at my house and I was able to negotiate with the plumber that if I dug the trench he would lay the pipe. My estimate was 5K from one plumber. It took two weekends to dig but I was charged only $300 parts and labor.

>Hvac about $3500
quadruple that

I think the real issue is the value of the dollar, inflation of housing prices. Landlords arent the problem. The USA has a ton of available land, and tons of cheap houses in states these guys probably don't live in. Give me 5 minutes and I can show you a house 35 minutes away from Nashville or Memphis priced at $75,000, for 2 or 3 bedrooms and a good deal of land, in a safe neighborhood.

How do you ban someone from owning property and renting it out? Why is there such a large influx of literal communist on Yas Forums...?

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In the long run, what is property like in Maine? I'd like to teach there, and I don't necessarily have any preference of the city or the state. I'm fairly young, though, and want to make a plan, even if it is a little farther than my life is planned.

I help zoomers I know not lying jews and chinks on the internet.

Good luck zoomer, from a millennial
We're on the same team

move along to your scheduled bbc slide thread please

Apparently old =/= cheap tho

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Probably in the PNW interior. The main selling point of these will be the nature aspect so anywhere fairly secluded. On the flip side you want to build them close enough to an area where things like hospitals are still accessible enough, like a 30 minute drive maybe.

Deport all illegals, including DACA and anchor baby families
Deport ALL foreigners
Bring manufacturing back to home countries
Remove women from work force
Done

I'll keep that in mind, it's 11 foot deep though and near the neighbors yard

They don't post the actual shitholes on those hipster sites. The ideal is the exposed brick "cool" old feeling, not actually dealing with a piece of garbage for 20 years. I want to find a better site for the pure shit.

why dont you guys download Zillow and find hundreds of nice houses in nearly every state for under $75,000?

Wouldn't be a bad move except for the retarded local government. Do you want to pay back taxes on a house you'll have to demolish anyway? I wouldn't mind rwds patrolling New Pol City, though.

>boomers die
>zoomers save and invest instead of going to college and drinking frappuccinos during internships
and me I've already got a place, and when mum cops it I'll have another two

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Serious answer - I’m a big bad evil landlord. I bought my houses when they were cheap, before the market took off. There will likely be great deals soon with this recession. Also, do not spend too much on bells and whistles. Many of my dumb friends wanted houses with brand new shiny stainless steel appliances. However, they paid tens of thousands of dollars more for these. Get a house that needs minor repairs (Painting, carpet, etc.) do what you can yourself. You’ll save a lot of money. Your mortgage will be cheaper than rent. Take my advice, or keep paying landlords like me so we can get richer.

Yeah, I guess the price isn't bad for the size of those. I was just expecting run down garbage houses that were actually dirt cheap.

just build one
buy an acre or two for cheap, have a foundation built, buy some bricks and mortar, build a simple one-story, put up some drywall inside the brick frame and stuff some insulation in that shit
then pay some fuck to put in pipes and wires
use the rest of the land to subsistence farm

Those houses exist, but so do decent super cheap houses in decent areas. I've never lost power int he 3 years I've been in this HUD house. It was cheap enough to buy in cash so I don't pay insurance or mortgage, but yes the municipal govt is retard niggerbrains

Also, consider a duplex. Rent one side out and live in the other.

this. and also ban fags from owning a unnecessary amount of land. I've met so many people who talk about how their family has several hundred acres of land and it's disgusting. Imagine how many families could live on the land they are hoarding

>just build one bro
any tips on where to start reading up on this?

Old and expensive as fuck.

I take your word for it. I just don't understand what people are expected to do if they suddenly own another property. Give it away? We don't apply that standard to any other assets. If it's in a good location what's wrong with keeping it as a holiday house and renting it out half the year?
Would something like, much higher mortgage rates on your 3rd/4th/5th/etc places help?

>loopholes
USDA 502 Direct mortgage. Less stringent credit requirements, zero down payment, extended mortgage term (33 or 38 years), subsidized interest rate. You have to buy in what the USDA considers a rural area, but it includes a lot of suburbs, they have a map on their website.

>You can diy it, but then there are things like insruance and depending on state/country, a licenced plumber has to confirm that the installation is up to standards.

All that is going away with this collapse

what did you pay for that cuck shed?

Just how big of a house do you need?

this is exactly the kind of wacky stuff I wanted people to see. Thanks user

wouldn't anyone who would know how to do this also have friends that would also know or at least be able enough to follow instructions?

Big boys over here know how to build houses. Link us to some reading material or something so we know how to start thinking about it.

Buy small, old, and as rural as you can possibly stand for distances you'll be driving for commuting to work. Housing is cheapest out in the country and if you find the right one it's very very cozy.

First red flag is the bars on the door. That can only mean one thing kids.......

Based thread. Zoomers don’t have a leg to stand on in current year economy.

Exactly. Always check demographics before moving into an area. My personal rule is that it must be at least 90% 'non-Hispanic' White.

Yeah yeah but how can we make it bros? I will make this thread over and over until we all make it.

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speak for yourself, i want a log cabin miles from anyone and a small vegie patch and a few animals

Get the fuck out of the cities, learn a trade, do manual labor jobs, pay less for things including housing.

how much are those meme shipping container houses?

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He's good. Larry Haun has him beat.

Just have them move to niggerville.

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I've been looking into online certificates for blue collar stuff. What is the comfiest, quickest, and most effective way to learn a trade?

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Permanent or temporary living?

its not really hard if you keep it simple
have someone else do the foundation, pipes, and wires
just build the basic parts like its fucking minecraft
brick go on outside, mortar make brick stick together, wood frame on inside, pink cotton candy stuff (do not eat) go inside wood frame, stick drywall or plywood or whatever on wood frame to cover the pink stuff

if you want hvac and shiet it gets more complicated but man up you will be fine without it

You can't online. Join a crew. Show up and take shit from others and work long hours. You'll learn quick. You can also join a lumber yard and move shit around if you want to go slower at physical labor.

Please read and let me know what you guys think. I’ve actually been working on this exact thing for affordable homes.
I modeled some modularized homes based on The Venus Project architecture minus the commie look and more customizable features like roof width and angle of the home’s corners. Mostly done through hardened ceramic casted foam.

Basically the home has two ceramic casted rooms to start including a built in shower (can be exchanged with a tub shower too) and a kitchenette. The base of this home casting only costs five thousand to mold. Laying a foundation costs around the same too, some might build a bigger foundation to allow more to be built later on.

A bedroom costs three thousand to mold and it’s essentially a 30x30 foot room, it costs around 10k to cast a 50x50 foot room.

A full kitchen like Jay Cutler tier is around 5k

A washroom is another 3k.

The molds have seams that can be torqued off of the unit to make way for another modularized room however a kitchen will need another separate room or washroom to connect with the seamless dimension on the opposing side.

I’m also working on creating a stairway loft module that will only cost 2k to cast. All in all this project is a dream of mine and my patents have been denied by even our government. From what I’ve been told I cannot turn a profit enough for investors to find feasible reason to buy in. It’s a shame too since it’s fire/water/ windproof up to 250mph. The foundation we lay even makes it sinkhole and earthquake proof too. If ever the land tilts a home we just fill in another portion of foundation to straighten it.

So what do you guys propose? A decent sized home can be made for under 60k so how much would we sell it for?

Shanties shacks and shelters. Doesn’t get any cheaper than this.


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permanent until i become a boomer myself in 25 years and have enough to afford a real house