Norm Macdonald is based af

I dont understand how its relevant right now. Im a retard though.

Night of the Chainsaw by ICP

newfag

The “imagine there’s no heaven” line is from that song, along with a bunch of globohomo propaganda

You know like thrusting in and out her front asshole with my penal dick in it until I pee

look up celebrity imagine on youtube

Good man. Norm and Gervais get a pass.

Now i get it.

Boy, (((Norm MacDonald))) always says exactly what I'm thinking!

My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes. My dirty jokes, my always pissed-as-newts. My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, homing pigeons homing in, they fly through my doors and their money's good as yours!

I prefer that a woman has breasts, but I guess I’m old fashioned that way.

elaborate on this pee part I still don't follow

No Gervais can rot in the hell he helped create.

Fuck YOUUUUU
youtu.be/0fDIZj9BX9U

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>Jew parentheses
>Irish last name
Either a seething atheist or an Anglo ape

Who got ?

Good old norm

Why would i know about that gay ass shit. I dont use youtube and i dont give a fuck what celebrities are doing.

He’s polish

My favourite jewish mummers serenading me with

>Bloody showers, feel the power
We devour you fuckin' cowards
A loony loose, Chuck full of juice
Beggin's no use, I knows no truce
It's yo noose about to see your own produce
Night of the Chainsaw written by Joe Bruce

This would have been more inspirational and honest desu

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Honestly, I would force some boltons on her. Nothing too nice, maybe a bit asymetrical, for that maximum bimbo look, not not too big. Just a big cheap and ugly and she would be freaking hot

Imagine no celebrities

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And who got ?

Norm hates kikes.

pee are stored in the balls, simple as that

Damn that's based.

it said 1000 dead why dont you just say ìt or something

The voice of reason in these trying times.

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Man you know what I mean
When you hold onto that pee cause you have a date and all and then at the end of the day, you put your sex bone into her tuna can then you shake and finally drop that day worth of pee into her so she can have bigger boobs

A couple of boltons would make her look real nice.

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Intredasting.

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tbqh, she's kind of creepy outside of hollywood video and stills.

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I love kikes who try to tarnish someones name by calling them a kike. Imagine the amount of self hatred combined with retard pride you would need to have. Incredible.

Imagine being a thirty-something Juggalo

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That’s why he constantly has them on his show and gets sitcom after sitcom and even got booked to Letterman’s last show.

>godless

lol

Checked

He is in the devils business you god damn retard. He isn't stupid. He has to play nice to an extent with the kikes. That being said, he has shit all over so many kikes over the years and gotten away with it, it is remarkable he has made it this far. Testament to his genius.

There's already a thread about this. Lrn2usethecatalog newfag

>"So if you liked someone you said "I think you really suck,"
>Then said "On Opposite Day!" - that meant they were in luck
>But imagine if this happened not just in primary school
>And everywhere and everyone followed this kiddie rule!
>Imagine an opposite world, though it is hard to do
>Newspapers for illiterates, leaders say untruths

>"The best people this world ignores, while the brats it coddles
>Rockstars are seen as serious, also supermodels
>In this world the actors would be treated as if they're kings
>And ordinary folks would just be like anonymous nothings"
>The little girl put down her book, and rest her sleepy head
>"But that world could never exist; thank you, Satan," she said

youtube.com/watch?v=EZg9DCunHEk

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Never understood the attraction.

The song's about ushering in the NWO and that's what they're doing right now
Lots of new laws being written, and normies being brainwashed to accept what's coming

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He posts here all the time I'm sure

I guess he’s kinda like Trump in that regard.

ya dirty dog

This is bad bait lmao

Norm is also the only comedian to praise Trump, even when that was considered career suicide.

Suggesting old people know anything about Twitter

Norm has a comedy special "Hitler's dog" that I highly recommend.

have the whitehats contacted Mr. Macdonald about what he knows and will testify to regarding the evil and wickedness that goes on in the (((Hollywood/Manhattan entertainment community)))??He probably knows a lot of sauce and has heard a lot too...

youtube.com/watch?v=6w0F9xVXn_E
>this is her being hot
yea idk

>godless celebrity narcissists btfo
commies

a (((Khazaress named Greenstein)))??

Ummmm... hello?
Based department?
We’ve got a live one!

She's a twig with a man's face.

Everyone on pol should have already seen every single word that Norm Macdonald has ever said on record.

I love that old chunk of coal

Besides Doug Christie, Norm is my favourite Canadian. This country is utter shite. Bootlicking nancy boy cucks.

Imagine not being a Juggalo

Letterman is not and never has been a Jew. He's Presbyterian.

that subhuman sloped forehead

our side needs to make a sons to counter and have people post videos of themselves singing it..."Imagine there is no Marxism"...."Imagine there is no communism"...."Imagine there is no Karl Marx Communist Manifesto"....our side has to start to counter (((their))) propaganda, immediately and overwhelmingly...the nanosecond that (((they))) push (((their))) propaganda, (((they))) will immediately receive a gazillion return fusillades...from our side...

meant to spell "make a song"...

Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper

>NOOO NOT MY SKY WIZARDY NOOOT MY FEEL GOOOD FANTASYERINOOOO JULIUS EVOLA SAAAVE MEEEE

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>250220249

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Never meant to imply that he was just that the producers of the show and execs on CBS most likely are. The point is he’s gotten a lot of great gigs in show biz.

>I want people to agree with me on pol
>(((Opposite Position to Mine)))
>There's no way this could fail or be inaccurate

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BASED
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I love Mike Tyson mysteries

Guys, keep an eye on this one..I think it's retarded

Throw some cheeseburgers on there, Bobandy

based post

Do you have enough fedoras in your collection?

kys

>Only about 12 people have actually been able to say "Where's the moon?" and point at their feet, "Oh, there it is!"
>Harrison Schmitt walked on the moon, and you'd think he'd be famous for being the LAST guy to walk on the moon
>Harrison Schmitt is not famous, but a girl with a big ass is famous.

One of Norm's most hilarious segments that NEVER gets any love. Enjoy Yas Forums.
youtube.com/watch?v=OnMsO0A-O38

Imagine believing there is an eternal soul inside you that lives forever. Imagine thinking there is an imaginary wizard in the sky granting wishes.