/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2548 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Jesus, that's higher than the flu even assuming everyone is infected.

Confirmed nothinburger.

comfy screams

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logistic curve prediction for Italy:
it maxes off at:
K = 97510,00
other parameters:
a1 = +0,22595
a0 = -5,83578

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Weird didn't know there was 1.1 mil cases.

I concur

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Who the fuck is this Bill Mitchel? some stonks banker or something?

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Am i really the only one who recalls the Guess WHO schizo or is this board 100% newfags and redditors now

STAY HOME WE GONNA FLATTEN THE COORVE

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Percent of population infected, of the most infected countries

0.2129% Luxembourg
0.1259% Switzerland
0.1230% Italy
0.1059% Spain
0.0620% Austria
0.0569% Norway
0.0445% Germany
0.0426% Belgium
0.0392% France
0.0376% Netherlands
0.0322% Iran
0.0321% Denmark
0.0317% Ireland
0.0294% Portugal
0.0274% Israel
0.0250% Sweden
0.0199% United States
0.0178% South Korea
0.0154% Czechia
0.0142% United Kingdom
0.0093% Australia
0.0086% Canada
0.0057% China
0.0055% Malaysia
0.0029% Turkey
0.0012% Brazil
0.0010% Japan

Anyone saying USA is doing the worst is literally retarded

DUMPF IS NO DOUBT HELPING THIS VIRUS SPREAD AND KILL AS MANY AS POSSIBLE IN MUTTLAND.....

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - less than 10 cases
Light Orange - 10 or more cases
Dark Orange - 100 or more cases
Red - 1.000 or more cases
Dark Red - 10.000 or more cases

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 74.386 cases - 7.503 FATALITIES / 44,5% Mortality Rate (MR);
United States, 65.527 cases - 918 FATALITIES / 92,6% MR;
>Spain, 49.515 cases - 3.647 FATALITIES / 40,5% MR;
Germany, 37.323 cases - 206 FATALITIES / 6,2% MR;
>Iran, 27.017 cases - 2.077 FATALITIES / 17,7% MR;
France, 25.233 cases - 1.331 FATALITIES / 45,6% MR;
>Switzerland, 10.897 cases - 153 FATALITIES / 97,5% MR;
United Kingdom, 9.529 cases - 465 FATALITIES / 77,5% MR;
>South Korea, 9.137 cases - 126 FATALITIES / 3,3% MR;
The Netherlands, 6.412 cases - 356 FATALITIES / 99,4% MR;
>Austria, 5.560 cases - 31 FATALITIES / 77,5% MR;
Belgium, 4.937 cases - 178 FATALITIES / 30,3% MR;
>Canada, 3.367 cases - 34 FATALITIES / 8,7% MR;
Norway, 3.077 cases - 14 FATALITIES / 93,3% MR;
>PORTUGAL, 2.995 cases - 43 FATALITIES / 66,2% MR;
Sweden, 2.510 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 97,3% MR;
>Brazil, 2.433 cases - 57 FATALITIES / 98,3% MR;
Australia, 2.364 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 6,3% MR;
>Israel, 2.170 cases - 5 FATALITIES / 11,9% MR;
Japan, 2.019 cases - 55 FATALITIES / 5,7% MR;
>...
Galiza, 1.628 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 54,5% MR;

167 infected countries.

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how's india handling the poo outbreak?

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The biggest COPER in the US right now.

That's statistics for you. Germany can have one of the lowest overall death rates but the highest no comorbidity deaths.

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hoax

Daily reminder:
WE ARE FUCKED!
(for the blindfags out there, recharge the page an Open the image in a new tab)

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Hush it, nigger

>It's a nothingburger goys

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Good thing about the outbreak in muttland is that we will finally have an official breakdown by race

yup

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>This is the same nigger that said Jihadists took down the world trade center
>mulalalala achmen jihabar snackbar

Why is Israel so bad considering they were the first to shut down most things?

>only endpoints of blue curve fit perfectly with green curve

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'he' is a machine learning twitter bot programmed by DUMPF to spew nothingburger garbage to amerimutts so that they feel safe and return to work.....

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 65,797 (935) Spain 49,515 (3,647) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,137 (126) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,084 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,676 (11) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +10,941 (+155) Spain +7,457 (+656) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) United Kingdom +1,452 (+43) South Korea +100 (+6) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +617 (+10) Norway +218 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Australia +359 (+3) Brazil +307 (+13) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +129 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+5) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Panama +115 (+2) Slovenia +48 (+1) Argentina +115 (+2) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Coronavirus potentially linked to meat industry as world cases accelerate

geopolitica.ru/en/article/coronavirus-potentially-linked-meat-industry-world-cases-accelerate

Nigger

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this is starting to get scary frens..

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They bought a lot of tests and are doing random population samples

Asthma

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Guys, WTF?

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89 year old without comorbidity? sure

cuz infected cash silly

Why is our death rate decreasing? Is it because of the herd?

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just stay inside and you'll be fine

Because they are vaccinated against the flu, but not against the corona.

US cases started later than those countries, when we are on the same point of the timeline where they are now, we're going to be way worse. This is about predictive modeling.

I hope this virus fucks us all good. Hopefully once we recover we shall become a world power like Japan after the WWII.
Us mexishits shall rise and become THE country everyone wants to live in and invest in.

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If it is true that people naturally die at a rate of 1% a year... then this month alone people in Bergamo just added a 10% increase to their average yearly mortality.

F

>it maxes off at:
>K
K means kurwa? Killed?
> = 97510,00
At least it's an integer.

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Once it's in your country it's too late. This is far too infectious to stop. It always was.

Is anyone surprised Russia is bullshitting its numbers too? Only 600 cases in a country that big touching so many affected countries?

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Friendly reminder that only schizos think exponentials exist in the real world.

Everything that exists is mathematically linear, sorry to burst your bubble

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>2 new cases in Aruba

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Thats a lot of conveniently left blank age boxes

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At what age did you realise this was all done by design?

Wrothless fucking DeSantis refuses to shut anything down so I have to continue working until I catch this shit and die

Couldn't agree more.

22 countries left. 8 in Africa, 10 in Oceania and 4 in Asia.
Realistically I expect only some of the African ones and maybe Samoa to give cases.

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Boomers don’t know what time is. It’s just bigger number worse to them.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-1.90%) Japan (-1.44%) Taiwan (-1.08%) Poland (-1.03%) Singapore (+0.04%) Greece (+0.07%) Germany (+0.21%) United Kingdom (+0.27%) South Korea (+0.32%) United States (+0.73%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) China (+3.72%) Russia (+3.83%) France (+4.22%) Hong Kong (+4.81%) South Africa (+4.81%) Spain (+5.27%) India (+6.75%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-18%) Beijing (-30%) Wuhan (-34%) New Delhi (+3%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (-5%) Milan (-6%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-4%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-6%) London (-15%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-40%) Buenos Aires (-15%) New York (-64%) Washington (-20%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-59%) Chicago (-34%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) Philippines (57m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>schizos
>memeflag
Doubt

>Anyone saying USA is doing the worst is literally retarded

Kek
It's like amerimutts are simply unable to learn.

redution in cell phone movement since the 9th of March in Germany
green = fewer movement in %

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Shame about the genes, you know, the things that make first world countries possible?

there are now 34 cases in my city of 90k, up from 28 yesterday

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Many such cases.

we should make December 13 the official worldwide Nanjing celebration day

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Population's the same size as Japan and Mexico roughly

your scale is set to LOGARITHMIc YOU RETARD !

Cruise ships left left rot in the ocean, nobody has pictures of them so I took photos share them everywhere.

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So Canada's cases keep declining daily. How are we being so based when it comes to defeating the Wu flu?

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Based

The country is "big" by landmass but it's mostly empty. The virus spreads via people, not abstract space on a map.

The virus won't kill you. Society is either going to entirely collapse or you'll be jobless and living in a police state.

So did we ever get any updates from sister fucker?

All we had to do was listen...

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Yes and it's growing linearly.
Straight line. Big and straight, saw it with my own two eyes.

red also means fewer btw

I doubt they are.
They have had a huge recent increase, and mostly centred on Moscow.
This while little cases - or outbursts - have appeared all across the country.

They just started having numbers quiet recently...

When Canadians are told to distance themselves they celebrate

>DAILY REMINDER THAT ITALY DEATHS WERE MOSTLY PEOPLE WITH AN AVERAGE OF THREE PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS
All of this lockdown stuff is pointless. you are being manipulated with fear porn so that you'll willingly give up your rights and your future. They are crashing the economy just to save some boomers who were already on death's door anyway
>keep everyone in a constant state of fear so that they are more easily controlled and manipulated
>stay in your house, isolate yourself, (((social distance))) from friends and family
>seize opportunity to ban guns
>seize opportunity to move further towards cashless society and forced digital identification (AKA Chinese-style social credit system)
>seize opportunity to institute UBI and more gibs me dat for useless people
YOU ARE BEING PLAYED.

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In all honestly , we won't be seeing the exponential in the numbers. We'll see linear as countries can't test any faster.

Orthodox Jews
Thousands males 30s to 80s pray few inches each to other.

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a linear line on a LOGORITHMIc graph IS EXPONENTIAL GROWTH YOU NOTHINGBURGER RETARD !!!

......Hanta-chan?

How is southwestern Germany like?

Deaths by corona on a map.

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woah

so are we getting trump bux?

Based?

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But MY ancestors were warriors and they also knew a lot abot math and astronomy. Not to mention that we're immune to a pety flu like the coronavirus.
#MexicoWorldPower2020

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>seize opportunity to institute UBI and more gibs me dat for useless people
Based af Corona chan
Wtf i love the NWO now

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maybe his sister is raping him instead, the user is much more of a fucking puss

>not drumpfsterfire
missed opportunity there leftoid

what

What did they mean by this, Britbros?

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And even if you're only looking at this on the surface level your county is going to shut down any day now. Orange county did it, Osceola did it, Miami is on shut down, Polk county is on curfew. He couldn't do it in one fell swoop it would have been as disastrous as if Trump said it people would be "HURR DURR FUCK TRUMP FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK THE POLICE" since he's a carbon copy of trump and ran as such

Bio bombs - I'm pretty sure that if they recorded them leading up to it they would be spitting on everything. This was deliberate.

What conditions?