Trumpbux Thread #4

>create incentive not to work is the major argument right now
Isn't this shit only temporary? You'll still need a job after the pandemic.

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Anyone have a decent idea of when you'll get Trumpbux?
All the people saying May are copying a CNN article speculating May based on when Bush sr. back in the 90s gave everyone check. Which is a retarded take on the current situation.
So again, when would you expect to get Trumpbux? I'm saying before April 1st because the severity of the situation and that's when most rent/bills are due.

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you know a couple hours ago I thought that yes we we're going to have to pay it back
but then I kept googling and could really find anything to back that up, and actually found sorta contradictory info.
This whole thing is starting to look a little disorganized. Muh New Chin shoulda never opened his big weird-looking mouth. Underpromise, overdeliver.
His wife, though.

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When can we expect a final decision? Tonight ?

Cuckstim is going to end in tears.

this

that money's going to end, then you go back to your wagecuck $8-11/hr job. It seems like they're using the same arguments as raising the minimum wage. Not factoring the US shutting the government down...

I bet it'll be the first week of april

err shutting the economy down* i do mean

Never based on these retarded faggots in Congress.

I thought this shit was over and done with when they reached an agreement 1am this morning, but we all see how that went. So who the fuck knows.

staying home is the whole point. we are preventing death and disease from spreading...

NEETs get the rope lmao

This guy from Delaware is a bumbling idiot.

The bill does not spell out timing, it only instructs the Treasury to do so "as rapidly as possible"
Today Mnuchin said within 3 weeks.
The wording used is qualifying children as defined by existing tax code.
They are faffing about on other sections of the bill.

You're not. Why should adult dependents get bucks? They're already being paid for and safe.

So Trump will be the second consecutive Republican president to send Americans checks during his first term in lieu of his reelection campaign. Bush Jr. called them "rebate checks" and Trump calls it "aid." In Brazil, the same policy was called "Bolsa Familia" and was a socialist party initiative.

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So the parents don't get the $500 for the adult dependent, and the adult doesn't get trumpbux?

tfw my mommy will still give me half of the money

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Been on ssi for 15 years due to bi polar and more how much us ssi neets get?

Its all just speculation right now, we'll more than likely get an idea after they sign it

Yeah but their claimers don't hey extra to pay for them. You say they're already paid for and safe but those peoples parents could be out of work. Then they don't get the child tax credit to support them because they're over 18. In that scenario they ate not paid for and safe.

i just dont really give a fuck anymore. anytime theres some announcement on this its completely different. if they send me a check thats great but im officially over giving a single fuck about any of this shit. i just want to go back to work

>Today Mnuchin said within 3 weeks.
Sounds slow but I guess he said that because up to 3 weeks is the normal amount of time to get a tax rebate. I just hope they find a way to speed up the normal process this time around.

Are they actually saying a week?

I thought it was a month.

>ted kennedy

HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Sanders is threatening to hold it up because GOP want to have limitations on $600/wk.
>Cannot exceed average weekly wages
Wagies making $200/wk will only see $200/wk.
AOC threatens to block it in the house because she's a retarded cunt and newly independent faggot wants to debate it on the House floor because he's a geriatric that needs social exposure again

People unemployed during this are getting INSANE amounts of unemployment for like 4 months. On top of the freebie $1200.

They wanna add $600 a week to existing unemployment benefits. So in California, it would be $450 + $600 a week

It's an extra $600 a week on top of whatever you would normally get.

Mnuchin said within 3 weeks if they have information on file, i.e. tax return banking account.

It still might pass as it is, i think enough dems might cross over

keep in mind, we are considered good Americans for staying home and not spreading CV infection. that brings me to an idea. should we be payed to stay home/not work? that seems like a perfect incentive to get NEET bucks.

God would someone just kill all Democrats already Jesus Christ. We literally need a militaristic government that just kills bleeding heart liberals. We don’t have time for this shit.

I'm not digging into the child credit definitions to see if the dependent adult is legally defined as a qualified child.
Read the opening.

Unless you're like me and don't currently qualify for unemployment. Tell the old people to stay the fuck home and let me get back to work

Sanders is about to pitch a bitch fit about there not being enough free shit, whoever the Republican-turned-Independent in the House is wants to bring it to the floor for debate, AOC is being a sperg. I can't wait to see who commits political suicide first

trump shut everything down... so it's on him that we are even debating this

No because I don’t want a bunch of bugmen overtaking us. I take pride in knowing the work I do is much higher quality than any chink can muster.

Why? Are you too stupid to actually ready WHY they keep blocking it? They're trying to help you, but you're screeching because you want gibs NOW instead of worrying about the long term.

Qualifying relative is not a qualifying child, so no. Has to be under the age of 19 with over 50% of their expenses covered by the parents in order to be a Qualifying Child.

Is it worth telling my supervisor to give me less hours so I can apply for unemployment?

Well, what do you do? Obviously if you have an essential job, you are considered a hero fighting the chinks for doing it.

What job do you do that requires you to be outside? Can you not work from home?

Because retards in the House aren't getting every retarded idea they come up with to make it into the bill while on vacay, whereas the senate has been huddled up for almost past week actually doing their fucking job. I hate democrats, especially kike schumer, but the man has been putting his hours in and actually giving equal concessions for once in his slimy life

I don’t need gibs you commie kike. I want confidence back in the market and for our economy to start gaining steam back because I don’t want CHINKS taking more advantage of this situation by literally buying America.
I’d sooner see the whole planet die in nuclear hellfire than have the chinks win.

OH GOD IT'S BERNIE'S TURN TO TALK

More social policies would have the American market skyrocket. I guess you're not ready for it yet though. But your kids are gonna love it when the boomers are gone.

Oh boy, god I hate hearing this commie speak.

I was working from home. I’m a data engineer and server admin. But now I’m assigned to a China virus task force for a gov client to help em build up data pipelines n infrastructure quickly for this.
Also NEETs don’t wfh. They don’t work at all. I was saying I don’t wanna be a NEET, cause that lets the Chinese win.

can any mutt tell me what this retarded shit is all about?

I get why they're blocking it. I'd make more money quitting my job if they're handing out $600 a week in unemployment

The chinks will never win. Do you even have faith in our country? Nobody likes the CCP not even the Chinese, anyone that does is fucking brainwashed. You think even commie countries like that the Chinks released this evil bat virus to the world?

Who knows what's going to happen when the country reboots? If you knew you'd be the richest man on Earth.

Wait. The way Bernie just described it, can neets apply for unemployment during the crisis even if they dont normally qualify for it?

>Some e-file programs may not allow you to submit 0 income forms, please report which have/not worked for you. If necessary you can submit by mail.
TurboTax is telling me No, with Zero on lines # & # yada yada. Iwasn't ready to file yet anyway.

So they got rid of the entire requirement of having X amount of income to qualify and all you need to do is to file taxes? That's pretty great.

No.

No, dummy.

>per kid
Fuck I just had another kid this year. I want my 500 Trumpbux

Just ignore him. He's bitching about that GOP is getting mad that faggots that made $10/hr would be getting $600/mo. GOP wants the max payout to be whatever the weekly wages they earn, capping out at $600. Bernie wants more gibs for those getting even more gibs on this bill

He just literally said people doing gig work and side work but no official work could apply for it.

put $1

He just pulled the $15/hr minimum wage bullshit out of his ass again