/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2547 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Where can we find a list of daily totals worldwide?

STAY SAFE TIMBITS

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Corona-chan loves killing germans.
why?

fellow sharts please

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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE

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How's the threads? Slow enough today to write? No lookner spam?

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that feeling when an ex-stripper that drugged her clients and stole their money is more aware of the virus than more than half of your government.
Kill me please

the timbits are contaminated by sick workers sorry bro

Favipiravir approved in China
Happening ending soon

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lookner is boring today

My fucking family is trying to take from my stash, they are trying to take my gas mask and night vision scope. I ain't giving up shit, so if I stopped posting it is because I am now homeless.

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Posting this one last time, just to get it out of my chest:

I think the worst thing is how our government is dealing with this shit.

I understand that our shitty economy wouldn't survive 1 week without things working because our minister of economy thought it was a good idea to devalue our currency to "encourage" international investment when the government can't do anything without somebody else saying the opposite of what the president said it would happen.

The president keeps pointing out "cures" that are far away from being clinically tested and in fact, might be harmful if not well dosed.

The governors are pushing for stronger quarantines and lock down policies, but since lots of people are dirty poor and work on the streets, lots of people want to go back to work otherwise they'll just not have money to live at the end of the quarantine.

It's a fucking mess and all our "leaders" are too cowards to actually make a decision one way or another and spout shit like "vertical isolation" when the virus is already at communitary level of spread.

Fuck Brazil, it deserves to either die or to languish in economic disaster. Just end it all.

Thanks /cvg/ for being a place where I can post this and actually have some constructive feedback instead of people from both sides just yelling at eachother and more interested in throwing blame rather than taking any kind of action.

let the beatings begin

youtube.com/watch?v=VdDGUvLoJvI

When will western media start questioning the Chinks? When will they blame WHO and Tedros for the cover up?
The truth will get out

Do not worry, the Italian president has raised the fine for the people who leave their houses. This will stop the virus.

I heard about some 3D printed ventilator valves in Italy. They're good for about 20 something hours, and printed for $1.

I've got an Ender 3 and a fuckton of PLA/ABS. Can I print these and send them over? Are there any other things I can print/make? Cost isn't a concern but time is, for obvious reasons.

I've also got basic sewing skills and can almost certainly make masks.

Any recommendations at all appreciated, I'm sick of just lurking. I want to make some shit they need and send it over.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

> 0-29 y.o. = 0%
> Not Reported = 0%
is this manipulated chink-tier?

I just wanted to have a girl to put on a collar and leash and pat her head and even maybe give her a titbit for her being a good girl and giving me head.

Anyone got the redpill on jan-feb-march wuhan situation? I remember in the early cvg there were all these videos and information coming out and can't find a lot of it now.

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Guys, I have this really good idea. Tell me your thoughts. I think we should nuke China.

So what is the ranking of deadliest disease per day atm?

How are things in Belize??? are they un-Belize-able???

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Give me the 400k lewd coronachan please.

>sewage maintenance workers get infected at substantial rates
>it becomes the first utility to go

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our food is too powerful, it's not our fault

Hearing credible whispers from reliable sources about impending materiel movement to certain Western US cities. Makes sense. For what it's worth etc.

>that one german gloating that no germans have died is nowhere to be seen

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Ok, I`m listening...

Where would we get said nukes

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 65,797 (935) Spain 49,515 (3,647) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,137 (126) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,084 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,676 (11) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +10,941 (+155) Spain +7,457 (+656) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) United Kingdom +1,452 (+43) South Korea +100 (+6) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +617 (+10) Norway +218 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Australia +359 (+3) Brazil +307 (+13) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +129 (+2) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+5) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Panama +115 (+2) Slovenia +48 (+1) Argentina +115 (+2) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Serbia +81 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Any British knows about these quick tests that you do at home?
youtube.com/watch?v=QB2BEFIGZCE

Call whoever you plan to donate the supplies to and tell ask them what they need and what you could provide. Then go from there?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Good Mr. Winnie the pooh we all know you're in CCP payroll.

we should have done this a looong time ago.
Insectoid chinks deserve to be glassed

Lol
Shouldn't have revealed your power user

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>Germany IS fucking lying about their deaths you shitstain
Germany is likely the only country reporting their corona deaths accurately. Other countries are testing people on their death bed for corona, finding them positive, and assuming corona was a factor. That's retarded.

just take vitamin c you'll be fine

In denmark, they're all in COPEnhagen.

How are leafs doing?? Didn't t read shit about Canada lately

It doesn't matter if you're young. You're NOT invincible.

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theyve been saying that for weeks in this general and nothing has happened

Guys, the scientific community needs our help. If you can spare CPU/GPU resources they'd be grateful.

foldingathome.org/start-folding/

Lack of fitness is a comorbity in itself, yet not counted as such in medicine to give pharma industry more patients they can sell their useless medicine to.

Get Yas Forums and you won't have issues for a long time in your life.

should've hid it from them

Yeah, but i don't speak italian and no one I know does either. I may just have to stick to in-state issues.

I'll try to start making fabric masks, those seem easy enough to churn out.

stop shilling your bitcoin miner nigger

Don`t get me wrong, fuck China also, but you know. Brazil also made its own economical bed and it`s not having to either sleep on it or let people die so it doesn`t have to.

Germs on suicide watch.

Explain

No it's just a nothingburger. Move along.

>parents still don't know about my gun and food/water stashes

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Good LARP
I'm sleepy, let's all just go to bed

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I feel you fren. Most govs have been caught pantsdown, this pandemic has shown us and even the normies that most of our leaders are useless career politicians who are too afraid to LEAD.

It´s as inhumanely fast as usual.
NO tard roll spam yet, tho.

Holy shit the fucking shilling in these threads.

is it aerosilized or not make up your mind

how are the islands that dorian nuked last yeah?

>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-1.12%) Poland (-1.03%) Japan (-0.11%) Greece (+0.07%) Germany (+0.86%) United Kingdom (+1.24%) South Korea (+1.10%) United States (+1.53%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) China (+3.72%) Russia (+3.83%) Taiwan (+4.17%) France (+4.22%) Hong Kong (+4.81%) South Africa (+4.81%) Spain (+5.27%) Singapore (+6.61%) India (+6.75%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-18%) Beijing (-30%) Wuhan (-34%) New Delhi (+3%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (-5%) Milan (-6%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-4%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-6%) London (-15%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-40%) Buenos Aires (-15%) New York (-64%) Washington (-20%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-59%) Chicago (-34%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) Philippines (57m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
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how ar >90 y/os so strong?

Canada is focusing on testing healthcare and senior homes and hoping ignoring community spread will save us. A lot of dead Canadian boomers inc.

>San-Marino
>10% of population infected
maybe Italy should conquer San-Marino finally?

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Boinc and the Rosetta project are a way better option user.
FAH is closed source spyware bullshit.

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Is that public school pizza?

He is fucking dead, that user wouldn't shut up about how germans were immune to death. He was a full blown autist, who came straight from plebbit.
Don't help your family they sell you out, mine just did a full 180 and now blame me for not warning them enough.

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That I can spare

Don't care. If I die, I die

They're LEAFING through the yellow pages for burial services.

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am I supposed to constantly wash my hands even if I'm inside my house just watching anime and fapping?

larping>>>thinking

Yes, lungs are made from public school pizza in the US.

Quiet bro, we are waiting for the right time

fucking gross

>Germany is reporting the most accurately.
Bullshit. For one you're outright lying about the tests done in other countries. secondly this is how Germany is reporting shit
>Patient comes in with pneumonia from Corona
?Patient also has diabeetus
>Patient dies
>Germany reports the death as from complications of diabeetus and pneumonia nothing with Corona

I mean, you can't prevent rain from running off

>“Why would we test the entire nation?” the president asks
lmao
Fun facts, New York has secured most of the Federal stocks of supplies now, other states are toast

>Georgia despite not testing announced their healthcare system is at capacity
>Michigan's two largest hospital systems hit capacity today with only 600 patients out of the 2,000 or so in state

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That's a frozen lasagna, asshole

we're getting $2000 a month so we're doing good

where my NC bros at?
we on lockdown, motherfuckers.

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Here's a quick run down to get you up speed.

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LOL bongs, remember to not feed the fatbergs and stick to the 3P's.

>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/16/uks-sewage-system-in-danger-of-gridlock-from-toilet-paper-substitutes-coronavirus

>The UK’s largest water and wastewater service, Thames Water, is already warning customers not to “feed” so-called fatbergs – formed from a build-up of fat and non-biodegradable matter – by using kitchen towel and wet wipes as a substitute for toilet paper and flushing them down the loo. It says the only things that should be flushed are the 3Ps: poo, pee and (toilet) paper.

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We need a new Caesar.

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Selection. You need to be strong and healthy to reach the 90s.

My thoughts exactly

Didn't congress proclaim pizza was a vegetable?

i don't get it
our olds don't have many sicknesses in general

is going for a jog and doing situps/pushups enough? My gym closed

Lasagna

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Okay, thanks guys. I'll do coronachan greentext in a bit then.

I think every country should pick a virus or bacteria from itself and find a way to spread it in china

we for example can use dengue fever

>09.03.2020 2nd death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 78, diabetis, heart condition, 09.03.: heart failure

>12.03.2020 4th death: Baden-Württemberg, man, 67, *tested post mortem*

>16.03.2020 14th death: Hamburg, man, 76, died on 13.03., *tested post mortem*

>19.03.2020 38th death: Schleswig-Holstein, man, 78, cancer, died on 17.03. *tested post mortem* (now officially reported)

>21.03.2020 71th death: Brandenburg, man, 81, severe comorbidities, (cause of death is uncertain)

>21.03.2020 75th death: Hessen, man, 72, *found dead in his flat*

>21.03.2020 76th death: Saarland, man, 80+, severe comorbidities died on 20.03. *tested post mortem*

>23.03.2020 104th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 74, died in his flat with paramedics unable to reanimate

Looks benign. Come back if it becomes a coof.

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I WON’T FORGET WHAT YOU SAID!
Fuck you Gary, xoxoxo

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It is

Yeah nothing you can do about that, until the bodies start piling up.
Meantime try to
harden your immune system, only thing that helps and it should be reasonably cheap even for you.

Have some respect for dead Italians dude

Report unusual behavior.
Barricade you homes.
Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
Wait for official instructions.

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>fatbergs

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>new york hoards all supplies
>rest of country suffers
>meanwhile the crowded, dirty rat city still gets fully wiped out

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When their chinese investors all drop dead from wu flu

70% without comorbidities is the highest rate in the world, Hanz

It's not a bitcoin miner, it's a distributed protein folder number crunching system. No bulli ;-;

Run it inside a VM.

>hurr durr 0 cases in china

FUCKING LYING CHINK INSECTS

Fuck off meme nigger everyone can see Bolsonaro is being an exceptional retard

see twitter.com/MT6572A/status/1242814267692331010

someone's already dropping that shit on vulnerable devices

What are you guys doing after the economy collapses? Whats the survival plan for the coming great depression

nyc kikes fucking america once again

if you were waiting for the right time - this is the RIGHT TIME now! Do it!

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Just drop some aedis in their filthy cities and there ya go.

>Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies?
Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies?
>Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies?
Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies?
>Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies?
Guys can we please take some time to thank the jannies? They work tirelessly and for free, they work for free!

So shout out to dale, jim, ayden, and tyler!

Listen here Jack, it's Joe Biden speaking. I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

And vagina jokes aren't funny. period.

I think they are hiding the deaths of others. If it's mostly old people, then why would they close schools and why would China's working class be decimated?

They got fucked up and never recovered, we simply moved the natives at freeport into the Nassau ghetto. The natives now live in horrid conditions.
You can't hide it here, everyone knows everything about everybody. There is no privacy on a island, it is very hard to hide a napkin.
Don't help them or they will do what they are doing to me, taking my shit.

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hoax

When the children start dying.
By then we´ll also start hunting THEM down.

well AIDS is from Africa but I'll go ahead and give us Americans the real credit because CIA spreading it everywhere on purpose.

Lets load up a BET soul-cruise with 10,000 of the sickest niggers in America, pass it off as some "charity event" and ship 'em straight to Hong Kong and Shanghai

It is literally halfway in between aerosolized and not. It can be more of a spectrum rather than a true dichotomy

Thanks, germananon. I'll see to it tomorrow.

How do you think normies will react when they realise that normalcy will never return, and that the whole world is facing an extinction level event? When the reinfections start happening? When we see what china tried so hard to cover up? (The sudden seizures as it attacks the nervous system)

They're being penny wise

Take meds

>The natives now live in horrid conditions.
There's a strong correlation between living in horrible conditions and being horrible people.

i did not miss a second of not hearing about this pseudo nigress. hope she chokes

will he rampage today??

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Why would China approve any drug for their bioweapon?
They claim nobody's getting sick there anymore.

I am in the military in the Washington region. When shit hits the fan, all resources will be directed towards the northeast and midatlantic regions. They will be portrayed as higher threat levels.

>commie
and good riddance

You got any reason to believe it isn't?

whsv.com/content/news/Study-says-your-blood-type-could-make-you-more-susceptible-to-coronavirus-569064261.html

ROTHSCHILDS CONFIRMED CREATED CORONAVIRUS TO WIPE OUT THE BLOOD TYPE A BLOODLINES IN THE WORLD. LOOK AT THIS MAP WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE HAVE MOSTLY TYPE A? THATS RIGHT CRO MAGNON WHITES

ROTHSCHILDS HATE ARYAN WHITES SO THEYRE KILLING ALL A BLOOD TYPES SO THE O BLOODTYPES WILL LIVE ON

IF YOURE O BLOOD TYPE YOUR OLDER RACE MORE NEANDERTHAL NATIVE AMERICAN/NIGGER/ABORIGINAL ARE MOSTLY O TYPES

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I look forward to the hunt

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Listen hear and listen closely, jack. Things were different in the 90's. Just ask ol' alabama buckwheat jefferson and he'll tell ya the same thing man! I aint makin this up, slick. You coulda bought a gallon of pomade and a picnic basket back in those days and BOOM, jack, you were in there. Do you catch what im saying? But you wanna call me out here? Can i respond? Can i? Are you calling me a blue bellied garden snake? I dare you to say that again slick. CAN I FINISH? there is absolutely no proof that i molested that boy, JACK. Oh, it was a girl? Well whichever one we're talkin bout here you got the wrong padre. Theres a new sheriff in town and he aint takin no malarkey. You can bet your silver snow dollar on that one, fat

At least it's not something nefarious like a bitcoin miner.

I'll have to move back in a few days (not by my choice), already thinking of good places to stash everything. Gun behind the bookshelf in a duct-tape holster, most of the supplies in the boot of my car, etc.

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...

You're an actual idiot, wrong board faggot

Tissue don't work? I'll be dammed, all my fapping into tissues and flushing has probably clogged several lines over the years

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FOR FUCKS SAKE PIGLET
LOCK DOWN HONG KONG

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What are some NOVEL NOVELS about NOVEL viruses?

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I'm less worried about the mass death and more worried about the viral sterilization. If my balls don't work anymore and so I can never pass on my genetic legacy there's going to be a serious reckoning.

bunker down, kill or be killed, what else is there to do?

big mac

boys, thw workday isn't over in the US
how high will it go?

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I agree completely, the idiots looted the towns they live and work in. Now they are mad nobody outside the Bahamas came and helped, they deserve to die.

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CRAWLIN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT REAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

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Sit down Joe

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People are printing the headbands and stuff for the face shields - the clear sheet in front is cut out of some shit, I dunno what it's called.

kek

HOW THE FUCK DOES MONGOLIA STILL HAVE 10 TOTAL CASES DESPITE A DIRECT BORDER WITH CHINA WHEN RUSSIA ABOVE IT HAS AROUND 700

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sell ice cream

R A R E
A
R
E

Sauce?

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Noone ever goes to mongolia, and if there was infected its already dead

Less old people infected, more testing, better healthcare, less fatalities.
They shut everything down, because some young patients need IC aswell, they just survive. They fear numbers like in Italy, if healthcare gets overwhelmed.

Russia got pozzed by pastaniggers primarily

kek, thanks joe

That's a pizza.

do you happen to be a communist? you don't "help" by using what isn't yours.
Even more, can you assure that the software is flawless and 100% honest?

The Andromeda Strain
I read Crichton books a shit load back in high/middle school, they're a pretty good read if you're looking for a new author.

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>trawling through 2ch threads during the early days of the outbreak
>nips smug as fuck about their "low numbers"
>"surely this is because of our incredible hygiene and mask culture!"
>Olympics postponed
>cases spike
>"OH NOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>cue panic buying and lockdowns just like the rest of the world

Fucking kek. Welcome to the shitshow, "samuraI".

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Why does this say "to be continued... " at the bottom? There is no need to continue.

Wait, so the suicide attempt worked or it didn't?

>Philippines
>rich people and elected officials are breaking quarantine and lockdown
>some elected officials using this for their political ambitions
>Some rich people have already bought whole groceries just before the no hoarding rule
>quarantine passes are being exploited.
It still hasn't happened but I will not be surprised if I hear it being used to force sexual favors
>Inadequacy in the supply chain will fuck us in April
>Not a lot of test kits going around, not a lot of testing happening
>One politician called the dwindling PPE supply as fake news
>Some hospitals are already overburdened
>hospital relegation is a mess
>Martial law probably
>millions of chinks unaccounted for. Unrelated but will just burden the supply chain more
I expected this but still disappointed

Why isn't Germany reporting full data on ages and comorbidities like every first world country?

why are women so stupid?

FUCK OFF

O POSITIVE MASTER RACE

they are desperate for an actual cure their people is falling like flies ,their hospital full, the land of the ghosts shall be named china in the future

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I dont know, people in the previous depression made work for themselves. They had to survive somehow

watch them spike randomly and start heading the same direction as we are.

I'm getting real stir crazy sitting at home. I can't gamble, go out drinking, shopping. I need to work.

Why am I an idiot for suggesting people to help research into SARS-CoV-2?

>software is flawless and 100% honest
Which software is? Open source? Spare me.

The virus fears the steppe archer.

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Mongolia close China bound and put in lockdown the whole country because one case in capital city

Who the fuck goes to mongolia?

Who the fuck goes to russia?

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>retire
>die
Jews must be happy with this virus.

fucking normie. What, have you been in the house for half a day now?

Depend: will Donald do a press conference today?

streamable.com/ggj1j

Symptom free, corona positive people are no more considered as "cases" by China.
They are no more trying to contain it.

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It's inspiring
Every race and creed across the globe is finally united in absolute terror

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Too small to read nigger

Thats fine may kek show mercy in your soul , and may china meet destruction of the bad and the rise of the good

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Always make the prep in case you need to ditch them, they will turn nasty over time. They will shoot the messenger when you warn them, so don't warn them. Pretend to be a normie, tell nobody about the gas mask. They get a weird facial expression as if they expect you say you got them one as well, they get all mad when you explain you only got one.

Is it still safe to go grocery shopping or should I start living off my prep?

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

this is a good goy

Work! Consume! Die!

this person with corona virus doesnt look that sick to me:
youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI

I could almost certainly make a holder for some flexible plastic, that's an easy enough job. A few bucks of cyanoacrylate and plastic later it's a faceshield.

Thanks

yeah kay. how u hunkering down 4 this?

first time kid?

Walking human petri dishes

Video evidence that Anthony hopkins has aspergers.

>DAILY REMINDER THAT ITALY DEATHS WERE MOSTLY PEOPLE WITH AN AVERAGE OF THREE PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS
All of this lockdown stuff is pointless. you are being manipulated with fear porn so that you'll willingly give up your rights and your future. They are crashing the economy just to save some boomers who were already on death's door anyway
>keep everyone in a constant state of fear so that they are more easily controlled and manipulated
>stay in your house, isolate yourself, (((social distance))) from friends and family
>seize opportunity to ban guns
>seize opportunity to move further towards cashless society and forced digital identification (AKA Chinese-style social credit system)
>seize opportunity to institute UBI and more gibs me dat for useless people
YOU ARE BEING PLAYED.

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Where do you live my nigger

Mexibros i'm scared. What if all the low-class niggers start rioting and raiding stores like angry monkeys? Won't that damage the image of our already shameful country to all the investors worldwide and therefore all the big companies pulling out of here?

cabin fever kills, man

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fucking lol saved

What a waste of box

landlord tears sustain me bunch of rich cunts complaining

some faggot site, but probably not out of their ass
emea.gr/diethni/589008/koronoios-egkrithike-stin-kina-to-farmako-favipiravir-tis/

They shut it down as soon as they saw Wuhan going to hell in January..extremely sparse population, no globohomo hubs.

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>21,185 dead?

What a nothingburger.

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>he dosnt have a routine daily life cycle on the internet to keep himself busy

You're programming was successfull.

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no software is flawless
that's the point, it's owners who should take the decision to take the risk to use it or not, not you

>tfw being a part Native mutt with O-type blood actually pays off for once

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Funny thing is that my family comes from a country where gun ownership is nonexistent, and they'll probably pull the "baby sister" excuse to tell me to get rid of it if they do find out. We'll see how soon that changes, though.

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lel

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Man thats already happening in edomex. If usa goes down, mexico will go down with it

i think the only thing you can do is protect yourself from the virus brazil brah, unfortunately it seems like your president wants to suicide Brazilian people for the sake of the economy.....

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With fear, unity.

now I have become death, the destroyer of the worlds

>like every first world country?
Not every country has data on every patient.
See pic related:
>Data only available for 6941 patients.
I report data from news agencies, we have individual rights here, not everyone want's thier grandfathers data to be puplic.
The RKI reports their own data in daily reports, which I have shared here many times, those contain infected agegroups, sex and other.

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I don't like routines I'm very impulsive when it comes to sex and money

Literally none of what you're saying makes sense. Everything the government is doing is the fucking opposite
>dont worry about the disease, just go back to work goyim, make more shekels
Fuck you shill

ITALY IS AT 10+% deaths

Wait my ass

why would you do this?

How long until we start seeing videos of americans of melanin shooting their way into hospitals

Oberndorf bei Salzburg.

>panic buying
hilarious, the japanese always saw themselves as this orderly mass, but soon as shit hit the fan they found themselves acting like everyone else

checked
Watched a Japanese interview of regular people about life during the virus. Some of them, including a middle-aged couple, weren't wearing masks.

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A good place to hide stuff is in towels for shower, nobody digs threw a pile of old ones. They always go for the first towel, so you can hide stuff in the back. Same principal to clothes, nobody puts on a suite daily but we all got one for special occasion so put in the suit.

>now I have become poo, destroyer of bowels