/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2546 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 468,156 (+45,582) ► Died: 21,180 (+2,286)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 2,731 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
archive.is/nMppk

21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

Chinese woman caught attempting to spread COVID in Thailand
archive.is/MXEmd

China donates tests to Czech Republic, 80% fail
archive.is/hU9Uw

New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

>RESEARCH
Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

Texan tests negative twice, then positive
archive.is/PxZMp

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

Survivors will be exhausted for six months
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
archive.is/nzbS8

China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
archive.is/dTj9o

China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
archive.is/tx1CY

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:28: 114 new cases and 2 new deaths in Panama.
23:07: 1,655 new cases and 156 new deaths in Spain.
23:05: 1,452 new cases in the United Kingdom.
22:36: 174 new cases and 8 new deaths in Colorado, United States.
22:36: 257 new cases and 7 new deaths in Connecticut, United States.
22:36: 75 new cases and 1 new death in Arizona, United States.
22:35: 117 new cases and 1 new death in Tennessee, United States.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=6ryyAenmzHM
youtu.be/5P77bUdE4p4?t=66
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6282993/
google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/how-long-coronavirus-last-surfaces.html
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
youtube.com/watch?v=jTmSfYvaHKU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal
nextstrain.org/ncov
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/25/politics/trump-properties-stimulus/index.html
instagram.com/p/B-K_aK2lb1z/
youtube.com/watch?v=qfL21ZdOGs4
ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/fermo-professore-muore-durante-lezione-online-1845839.html
capemaycountyherald.com/news/government/article_e1353b76-695a-11ea-b8e4-770a475633e3.html
nypost.com/2020/03/24/coronavirus-turning-point-in-us-will-be-earlier-than-predicted-nobel-laureate-says/
youtu.be/GGy_X_Yzurw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I NEED MORE INFLUENZA CHAN

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 24.03.

>4332 NEW INFECTIONS:
>37323 TOTAL INFECTIONS +13,13%
>206 NEW DEATHS:
>159 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 25.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>FATALITIES:
>detailed report on first 160 fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>average age of fatalities ~80
>new youngest fatality:
Berlin, man, 42, no more info
>probable average mortality: 9,54%
(Overrepresented mortality, because recoveries are not required to be reported.)
>New data suggests probable average mortality: 2,78%

>RKI reports:
+4118 = 31554 cases
+35 = 149 dead
updated: 25.03. 0:00 GMT+1
Average age of infected: 45
Average age of fatalities: 81

>26.03.
Federal government: 1 million masks delivered to each state.
Federal ministry of health: 200000 tested last week.
German hospital asociation: 1000 IC patients.
Federal healthminister: Diszipline and individual responsibility save lives.
Würzburg: 10 infected died in nursing home, all inhabitants and workers tested.
RKI: Changed recommendation for testing: priority for symptoms, riskgroups and medical workers, to conserve testing capacity.
RKI: Testing chloroquin in university clinic in Tübingen.
RKI: Testing antibody therapy.

>ICU capacity:
UK: 66 million inhabitants, 4100 ICUs
Italy: 60 million inhabitants, 5000 ICUs
Spain: 47 million inhabitants, 4400 ICUs
Germany: 84 million inhabitants, 28000 ICUs
>UK is prepared worse than Italy.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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thehill.com/policy/healthcare/489323-scientists-say-the-coronavirus-is-not-mutating-and-might-respond-to-a

Friendly reminder that scientists found out the virus isn't actually mutating that quickly; It will likely respond to a single vaccine.
This is a recent discovery but OP doesn't put this kind of stuff in the general cause he's a cherrypicking fearmonger.
Happeners don't want to accept it cause they dismiss everything that proves them wrong as fake propoganda while spamming every overblown exaggerated article that 'proves them right'. Fuck cherrypickers and fuck you.
>inb4 /cvg/ "experts" calling me a chink and providing no argument

ITS CUMMING BROS.

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>468012 infected
>21180 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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He's retarded isn't he

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ryyAenmzHM
a shovel has a million uses

>cause an extinction level event

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>March 6
100k
>March 17
200k
>March 21
300k
>March 24
380k
>March 25
468,291 and the day isn't even over yet

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>468012 infected
>21180 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won’t cause the end of carbon based life on earth as we know it

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TRRUMPBUUUUXXXXXXX

>Dems blocked it

Who? How? When?

>It passed again

I keep hearing this. Did they pass a new version?

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looks like Kanbaru Suruga

>this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
wait when did this change from faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic?

Reposting so Brasilanons can feel tired and defeated alongside me a bit longer:

I have Ulcerative colitis. An autoimmune disease where do I stand in the risk factor?

>extinction level event
Why not change that to government collapse?
What, afraid you'll get BTFO again?

Don't ruin the fun, please.

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Autistic people have excess of immune cells and are naturally resistant to coronavirus.

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blessed digits

This is so fucking hot

I can't wait for the 500k edition I'M COOMING

100 MORE CASES IN ARGENTINA WHATS THE POINT OF BEING LOCKDOWN IF WE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY LET ME OUT MY VENEZUELAN GF WANTS TO SUCK ME OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtu.be/5P77bUdE4p4?t=66

Blare it on repeat boys

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His businesses are losing money, cant have that.

not jewish, but how to make money off this crisis?

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>this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

heh

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> new deaths 206
> total deaths 159
Am I stupid? What does that mean?
further down:
> Rki: 149

Does fapping to Corona-chan make her more or less deadly? You're technically offering life-giving forces, yet she's anathema to it. Warlockbros pls help

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lolis

>OPEN BY EASTER
>NOBODY ALIVE TO BUY ANYTHING

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No, it makes them more susceptible to Cytokine Storms

They have high IL-6 levels

sell your used masks
trade pussy for cans and water

>His businesses
Wait, is the American President allowed to have private business while also being a President? Sounds strange

Good lord, imagine if they didn't lock down. We would be Italy by now.

>>median age of fatalities: ~80
>>average age of fatalities ~80
BY GOD

Go to Yas Forums and do exactly what they do

Sanders

Pretty high, unfortunately.

Yeah a version where the left offers more money to my poor dindus, illegals and rapefugees while the rest of us get fucked in the ass

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don’t care if H1n1 infected 947,000 more people In The first three months, McDonald’s shut down It’s literally
Armageddon

This is the end of the world virus because Wal-Mart ran out of toilet paper

Doesn’t matter that R0 value is averaged at 2.2 which is within same range as swine flue, you can get infected twice and have your dick fall off said china

Wait a min there china fag Corona Virus last can survive the same amount of time on steel or smooth plastic as swine flu or influenza.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6282993/

google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/how-long-coronavirus-last-surfaces.html

I don’t care if anti malaria medication didn’t work on swine flu, did u hear about that guy that ate fish tank cleaner and died, I guess it doesn’t work

So how is this virus more dangerous than H1n1

And how is this worse than H1n1 pandemic? So far swine flu had more infected, spread faster, and killed more

I keep hearing that hospitals are over run with corona virus patients

Can anyone produce the number of patients hospitalized since the outbreak started (Jan)

Or how about how many are hospitalized as of this moment

I can’t find any statistics on number of patients hospitalized or occupancy rate?

Can anyone here prove that hospitals Are at 100% occupancy and compare those numbers to previous years

Let me save you some time china shill fags you can’t

thank god

>206 new deaths
What?

The day the WHO said the P word

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kys coomer, this plague exists to get rid of the likes of you

yesterday was 422K bruh

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It's already slowing down and it's not even 1/10 of the way to the lowest estimate for flu deaths per year (250,000 to 600,000 a year)

Doomlarpers are retarded

Why she's a nigger?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 65,652 (931) Spain 49,515 (3,647) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,137 (126) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,084 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,676 (11) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +10,796 (+151) Spain +7,457 (+656) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) United Kingdom +1,452 (+43) South Korea +100 (+6) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +617 (+10) Norway +218 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Australia +359 (+3) Brazil +307 (+13) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+5) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Panama +115 (+2) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2) Serbia +81 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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realistically when will there be live streams of amerisharts dying in the streets? a week from now?

It's a joke, his actions are based on Olavo de Carvalho's ramblings. He'll never admit it, but this is what he actually believes in:
youtube.com/watch?v=jTmSfYvaHKU

I voted for this nigger. Legit regret. At least Witzel is not disappointing.

>Average age of fatalities: 81

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I wish it did

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal

Check the following. It's official info on all corona strains that have been sequenced. I understand you not trusting Yas Forums, so maybe you will trust this.
nextstrain.org/ncov

I guess that means hillary and pelosi are both immune to the virus

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Why are people still posting China's numbers? We all know they're fake. The number of cases and deaths is probably like 15 to 20 times higher than the made-up number the CCP put up

sorry meant 23rd

>daily infection rate now hitting 50K

WOO EXPONENTIAL CURVES BABY WOOOOOO

Sorry, I fucked up.
>CORRECTION:
47 NEW DEATHS:
206 TOTAL DEATHS

I can't sleep anymore lads. Since this thing hit American shores I wake up every morning in cold sweat after about three or four restless hours, wondering if I'm infected yet. And immediately afterwards I come back here on /cvg/ and start looking at the new stats posted to freak myself out even more. I'm addicted to /cvg/, counting down how long before my state and county erupt in cases and when will I get it...

MEXICO BROS IT'S PANIG TIME?

Now you cought me.

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that was just corporate warfare by the US
same shit would have happened with GM they would have settled out of court early for a couple of billion

>In The first three months, McDonald’s shut down It’s literally Armageddon
I know you meant that as a joke but one of the greediest, high revenue franchises known to man shutting down should be a red flag to you.

buy stonks at beginning of week
sell at end during bull trap
repeat

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Who’s ready for 100,000 cases a day?

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The Volkswagen emissions scandal, also known as Dieselgate[23] or Emissionsgate,[24] began in September 2015, when the United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) issued a notice of violation of the Clean Air Act to German automaker Volkswagen Group. The agency had found that Volkswagen had intentionally programmed turbocharged direct injection (TDI) diesel engines to activate their emissions controls only during laboratory emissions testing which caused the vehicles' NO
x output to meet US standards during regulatory testing, but emit up to 40 times more NO
x in real-world driving.[25] Volkswagen deployed this software in about 11 million cars worldwide, including 500,000 in the United States, in model years 2009 through 2015.[26][27][28][29]

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/25/politics/trump-properties-stimulus/index.html

More, were you not around for ebola chan user?

Who here has a state that hasn't pussied out? I'm in a public gym right now. Get flexed on faggot ass panic larpers. I wont even wash my hands bitch.

Not getting enough sleep only makes you more likely to die when you get it.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-1.79%) Poland (-1.03%) Japan (-0.66%) Germany (-0.02%) Greece (+0.07%) United Kingdom (+0.12%) United States (+0.34%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) China (+3.72%) Russia (+3.83%) Taiwan (+4.17%) France (+4.22%) Hong Kong (+4.81%) South Africa (+4.81%) South Korea (+5.16%) Spain (+5.27%) Singapore (+6.61%) India (+6.75%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-19%) Beijing (-50%) Wuhan (-34%) New Delhi (-41%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (-5%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-3%) Munich (-5%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-6%) London (-15%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-40%) Buenos Aires (-15%) New York (-64%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-59%) Chicago (-47%) Houston (-55%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) Philippines (57m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

Life will start going back to normal in April. Everything will be forgotten in May.

>nextstrain.org/ncov
Most of these are simple nucleic mutations, the virus could still respond to a universal vaccine.

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meant to reply here

>Does fapping to Corona-chan make her more or less deadly?
go on /nofap/ if you want Her less deadly.
> You're technically offering life-giving forces, yet she's anathema to it.
humans are the deadliest animals yet, so why would feeding a human kill it?
>Warlockbros pls help
lurk the fuck moar newnigger

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What happened to Spain

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Dude that's cases confirmed by testing, and nobody's fucking testing. It's an all but completely irrelevant number.

Which states are handling this the best?

Which states are handling this the worst?

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What a glorious happening we have my friends. A REAL happening at last. Here is my fresh OC apu

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Come on. Those are rookie numbers. Let's see some dead bodies!

Il take any good news i can get

show me the rules that say you can't program engine managment to certain scenarios

WHERE ARE THE VENTILATORS DONALD?

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH 400 VENTILATORS DONALD?

I NEED 30,00 VENTILATORS DONALD

THE VENTILATORS DONALD!

THE VENTILATORS!!

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We'll inherit the earth

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Lol didn’t Iceland isolate 40 different mutations?

Welcome to the new AIDS, to new AIDS

From this point forward people will be required to report their Corona+ status

show me the rules that say you can't declare people with cancer dying of corona as dying of cancer

much appreciated, fren

I doubt that there is enough testing capacity in third world shitholes for that. Most developed countries with all the tests will be gradually slowing down due to lockdowns.

He clearly wants to be Drumpf, his idol. But Drumpf might say some stupid shit from time to time but he's a successful businessman. Bolsonaro has always been a parasite.

Where the fuck did their tax money go that they need to ask for the federal... oh yeah, Israel and niggers

Lol no. Life will start going back to normal in April and resume full normality in May

>nigger music

Dude, just relax. Try meditation. I'm serious. The more you worry the worse it gets.

it's more like TB 2.0

NYC Makeshift morgue is being built a couple blocks from my building:
instagram.com/p/B-K_aK2lb1z/

youtube.com/watch?v=qfL21ZdOGs4

Second video of footages, you might want to watch.

they don't like to complain and are a chill people

No - he turned all his businesses over to his kids, he has no decision making power over them at all. Don’t feed the soros shillfags on here. Better question is why is Feinstein allowed to profit from insider trading based on intel briefings she receives? But the fags on here don’t want to endanger their Soros pittances

he's literally digging his own grave. Right now people are pissed at the dems, but congress can always cut us a bigger check. He can't go back in time and undo the mess he's made.

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How am I doing so far for this?

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Start looking up what was produced by the chinks and begin manufacturing it yourself.
Corona Chan killed Globalism, FOR GOOD!

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learn about crypto and blockchain.

Now that schools are closed in Italy, students follows online courses with professors teaching in teleconference. Yesterday a teacher was talking with his students when he coughed a couple of time and fell to the ground. The students called the emergency services but the professor was already dead when they arrived. The students saw the doctors attempting to resuscitate the teacher live.
ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/fermo-professore-muore-durante-lezione-online-1845839.html

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disgusting nigger music.

Every other western country is targeting Easter, too. Of course they'll extend the lockdown if needed, and I expect that the CDC will extend their recommendations out past then, too. Most likely they'll make different recommendations for different areas. He can't actually do much though as it's up to the states and municipalities to open back up.

Intentional spread of corona will be a misdemeanor at worst*.
More corona parties to come, as well as coronapozz parades.

Unironically this
...

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Chile wins in the level of chilliness

Unironically and pragmatically what should happen to china after this is all done as punishment for killing a substantial percentage of the global population and causing untold economic damage to innocent people by lying to protect their image?

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Yas Forums is saved.

Bait too obvious

my states about to close all the fucking bridges on my island
capemaycountyherald.com/news/government/article_e1353b76-695a-11ea-b8e4-770a475633e3.html

Nothing

pose is pretty stiff and unnatural
left arm and leg look wonky (right side from your view)

can someone just acknowledge this please so I can go to bed
1:07 in the song
thank you

>So far swine flu had more infected, spread faster, and killed more
Coronavirus has been a legitimate thing for only two fucking months and projections have it destroying all those swine flu numbers (that took a year) in only the next two months. And it doesnt slow down there.

You are a fucking moron.

What would have happened if this pandemic was with ebola chan instead?

Not joking. Take your meds.

nypost.com/2020/03/24/coronavirus-turning-point-in-us-will-be-earlier-than-predicted-nobel-laureate-says/

>should
nukes
>will
nothing

Yes it will, eventually, but no one will deny this was a happening.

Got in over my head eh?

THE BIG CRAPPLE

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youtu.be/GGy_X_Yzurw

china may have conquered the world already in economic terms, but Corona-chan will make sure it won't last long

Summer/Fall will be brutal.
Winter will be the Death of Children.

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>Which states are handling this the best?
Hard to say since most states that are doing well are doing well in one area but failing hard in others.

For instance, NY is best-in-the-nation with testing per capita but failing hard at slowing spread. Ohio was fairly proactive in calling for early restrictions to slow spread, but is doing fairly bad at testing.

>Which states are handling this the worst?
Gonna give it to Florida since DeSantis didn't even put in occupancy caps on beaches and other high-capacity areas until this week despite the state being unusually vulnerable if a large outbreak happened.

I understand the need to not cause an economic collapse, but at the same time you need to buy time to control the initial outbreak and get things in place for returning the economy to a functioning state where corona won't spread like wildfire

Yas Forums itself will run for president this year when all american politicians will be dead because of coronachan

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We're all penny wise these days

Nice! Looking forward to the finished version. Btw please stop counter memeing like with the printer pic please.

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Millions dead.

>first you get the symptoms
>then you feel fine
>then you die

corona-chan is so based

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>County just ordered a MANDATORY shelter in place
>Still gotta go to work

Fucking providing an "essential" service. I work as a fucking vendor for a soda company. You think that's "essential"? Hell, no it's not. Soda isn't essential to survival. Goddamn it, I just want to sit at home and be a NEET for about 1-2 weeks. My piece of shit company doesn't care. They're making money and that's all that matters.

They're not gonna shut down because the grocery stores aren't going to shut down. Sometimes I want to just quit but I got bills to pay and good luck trying to find work in the current society/economy. Must be nice for some of you who just get to sit at home for the next 2-3 weeks and not have to go to work.

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Corona?