It's been a pleasure shitposting with all of you. We'll be out of hospital beds/ventilators by next week. Take a look at some Louisiana stats for Coronavirus:
27.5% currently in hospital
9.1% on ventilators
3.62% death rate
ZERO recoveries
That death rate is going to skyrocket next week. If the feds don't send help right the fuck now, we're completely fucked. How fast can we reach a 27.5% death rate? This is fucked.
Sounds like bullshit. Another fake news Katrina story. These numbers are inconsistent with all other numbers, and I wondering why only the far-left cities are reporting such mayhem?
Given the demographics I'm not surprised. You've got a bunch of people living in close proximity in a state with a lot of unhealthy habits, a fairly sizable HIV percentage and high rates of smoking and obesity.
Aiden Mitchell
Any niggers dying from this yet? I've seen definitely white anglos dying from this virus. I'm not sure if any Dutch have died yet, like actual Dutch, not shitskins LARPing as Dutch.
Aaron Turner
Think it’ll kill the whites since they are older on average
Carson King
Whites are still the majority. We just live in the suburbs. Stop being a faggot.
I never saw so many fat fucking niggers until my trip to louisiana in the 90s
Joseph Rodriguez
Everyone south of the mason dixon is terminally obese. They are going to die
Colton Wood
Not sure about under 30 but under 18 it's only by a plurality.
Joseph Mitchell
If Trump the orange bloated magic 8-ball actually decides to send burgers back to work that will be the most memorable political self-destruct in human history. He has the second term on a silver platter. He pretty much could not lose if he just takes a hint and does what literally everyone else with the pandemic is doing.
John Phillips
Mardi Gras was a month ago.
Daniel Gomez
Nah dude, the line comes first
Ayden Scott
all the clusters in america follow the highways. louisana is particularly bad because they are underdeveloped and service the offshore oil & gas platforms. it incubated in the rigs (exactly like the cruise ships) then spread through the 10 -- where all the companies that support offshore work are located.
Just a question which percentage of nurses and doctors is white there. My suspicion is massive underreporting, many unhealthy and old people, and incompetent hospital staff. But that’s just a guess.
Eli Parker
NYC & NO are both pinned on the map in I,Pet Goat 2 >just sayin
Nolan Bell
It arrived with Mardi Gras and spread from New Orleans out. Perhaps it arrived via the ports. Perhaps it arrived a hundred different ways.
SW Louisiana was spread from Houston, and NW Louisiana was spread from Dallas.
Gabriel Fisher
>Tfw New Orleans user >Tfw they declared a restriction on guns and beer sales >Tfw you're hiding in your apartment living on spam and rice >Tfw you've reached the apex of comfy knowing you stockpiled ammo and homebrew beer I believe these numbers are accurate. High population density, high nigger population density, and incompetent government all come together in this city. Don't AMA since I haven't left my apartment in 9 days and have no idea how things are outside. I can say that we are now limited to 3 boxes of ammo per customer at the local academy + store and you can no longer find spam at Walmart.
Jonathan Sanders
I haven't heard anything about people on the rigs getting sick. Some of them are closing because the price of oil has plummeted.
97% never make it off vent. Why are ventilators even a topic of conversation? You're just airing out a corpse.
Jason Watson
Federal payday to make up for the cash Trump was going to withhold from sanctuary cities. This is literally one giant fucking lie. Not to mention they decided to do Mardi Gras, fuck them.
Zachary Parker
>all the clusters in america follow the highways Or.....maybe the Interstate system runs through major cities? Hmmm
Cooper Powell
How can I help? I've got a 3d printer and PLA, along with sewing experience if you all need masks.
Austin Reed
Yeah they didn't cancel the local events though. Mardis Gras is a two week long series of events all over the city.
Cameron Lewis
Based, now americans will eat literal shit for months and kvetch all day and all night. Fuck burgers and fuck mutts, we have warned you, you didn’t listen and you mocked us, you get what you asked for.
Carter Bennett
Tell me what you folks need. Masks are in short supply, I can probably make some of those. Are there food shortages yet? How about meds?
Tyler Gomez
I’m in the drive through for Popeyes now all is well
Kevin Hughes
feels like 99% nigger and I live in 985
Brayden Scott
>Report unusual behavior >Barricade your homes >Avoid al contact with infected individuals >Wait for official instructions
Mardi Gras was Feb 25. The main parades and largest celebrations are in the week leading up to Mardi Gras, and that's when most of the tourists show up. Normies did not care about corona at that point. People gave me weird looks in February for prepping.
Brody Murphy
this is some creepy ass code language
Hunter Evans
What's the percentage of white cases vs black cases?
If 30% of the niggers in NO die, the murder rate will drop like a stone. Especially since the niggers who are most likely to be infected are the niggers out on the streets not working.
Fingers Crossed.
Levi Robinson
Nigger
Austin Baker
no. it's a legitimate ask because you fuckers are going under. so is my state. i'm in self isolation right now, i have skills, i genuinely want to help
Ethan Martinez
Yes
Robert Cox
>11,414 tested >1795 cases >491 in hospital so that's 10 percent infection rate 4 percent tested were in hospital 1.4 percent on ventilator >learn how to math you sensationalist faggot
Elijah Ramirez
i'm not about to go outside to find out.
Aaron Hughes
this, let's get the homeless and street hustlers also
SAY BRAH I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT DEM SHOES SAY DAWG SAY SAY CHIEF I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT DEM SHOES AT
Tyler Long
Finally some good news. Niggers are often obese and in bad shape. Just let them die
Anthony Cox
this
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Oliver Watson
Nigger infested shithole, got it. They should release smallpox there too
Eli Jenkins
Plurality?
The only metric that matters is white vs non-white.
This is not good.
Juan Nelson
You are profoundly retarded.
179.5 is 10% of 1795, but 1795 is the amount of reported cases, and 491 is the amount currently hospitalized for it. 491 is 27.5% of 1795.
How is this difficult for you?
Nathan Robinson
Good, fuck these niggers and NYC.
Anthony Edwards
Why is new Orleans hit so hard? Donald Trump loves black people
>why only the far-left cities are reporting such mayhem? Because Corona-Chan is a judgement from God. Of course she is going to strike where the highest concentration of evil people are. Leftism is associated with low disgust response and threat awareness. They are more likely to touch people and things that could infect them with disease. Plagues are natural law in action. archive.is/Cv0fJ archive.is/jXEkA youtube.com/watch?v=xbI-15BOh1U
Dominic Diaz
For what it's worth I didn't mock, I feel really bad for our Italian friends but I've had so many conversations with abysmally stupid retards in the US over the past few weeks that I'm quite certain a huge number of people are going to die from this.
Lucas Rodriguez
Whiter than you, Mohamed >also Popeyes is delicious and fuck you and your dead heart