New Orleans Is Little Wuhan

It's been a pleasure shitposting with all of you.
We'll be out of hospital beds/ventilators by next week. Take a look at some Louisiana stats for Coronavirus:

27.5% currently in hospital

9.1% on ventilators

3.62% death rate

ZERO recoveries

That death rate is going to skyrocket next week. If the feds don't send help right the fuck now, we're completely fucked. How fast can we reach a 27.5% death rate? This is fucked.

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Sounds like bullshit. Another fake news Katrina story. These numbers are inconsistent with all other numbers, and I wondering why only the far-left cities are reporting such mayhem?

Oh no not the niggerinos

Are you retarded or just schizophrenic?

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>Louisiana asking for hand outs.

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If you add the deaths to those currently hospitalized, the hospitalization rate is 31%

Run that report again for nawwlinns and get back to me

I saved a few of these

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Given the demographics I'm not surprised. You've got a bunch of people living in close proximity in a state with a lot of unhealthy habits, a fairly sizable HIV percentage and high rates of smoking and obesity.

Any niggers dying from this yet? I've seen definitely white anglos dying from this virus. I'm not sure if any Dutch have died yet, like actual Dutch, not shitskins LARPing as Dutch.

Think it’ll kill the whites since they are older on average

Whites are still the majority. We just live in the suburbs. Stop being a faggot.

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Make a collage.

Meh. USA is big Wuhan. Too little too late.

What matters is if whites under 30 years of age are the majority. Old whites aren't the future.

Take pictures of hospital, otherwise BS

Imagine how much worse it would have been if your government didn't cancel Mardi Gras two weeks ago

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I never saw so many fat fucking niggers until my trip to louisiana in the 90s

Everyone south of the mason dixon is terminally obese. They are going to die

Not sure about under 30 but under 18 it's only by a plurality.

If Trump the orange bloated magic 8-ball actually decides to send burgers back to work that will be the most memorable political self-destruct in human history.
He has the second term on a silver platter. He pretty much could not lose if he just takes a hint and does what literally everyone else with the pandemic is doing.

Mardi Gras was a month ago.

Nah dude, the line comes first

all the clusters in america follow the highways. louisana is particularly bad because they are underdeveloped and service the offshore oil & gas platforms. it incubated in the rigs (exactly like the cruise ships) then spread through the 10 -- where all the companies that support offshore work are located.

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Just a question which percentage of nurses and doctors is white there. My suspicion is massive underreporting, many unhealthy and old people, and incompetent hospital staff. But that’s just a guess.

NYC & NO are both pinned on the map in I,Pet Goat 2
>just sayin

It arrived with Mardi Gras and spread from New Orleans out. Perhaps it arrived via the ports. Perhaps it arrived a hundred different ways.

SW Louisiana was spread from Houston, and NW Louisiana was spread from Dallas.

>Tfw New Orleans user
>Tfw they declared a restriction on guns and beer sales
>Tfw you're hiding in your apartment living on spam and rice
>Tfw you've reached the apex of comfy knowing you stockpiled ammo and homebrew beer
I believe these numbers are accurate. High population density, high nigger population density, and incompetent government all come together in this city. Don't AMA since I haven't left my apartment in 9 days and have no idea how things are outside. I can say that we are now limited to 3 boxes of ammo per customer at the local academy + store and you can no longer find spam at Walmart.

I haven't heard anything about people on the rigs getting sick. Some of them are closing because the price of oil has plummeted.

too many fatties or it wouldn't be an issue

>spam and rice

Someone didn't take the red BEENZ pill.

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FEMA is just going after the ones who didn't go on the barge during Katrina and were never heard from again

It’s true. It got into the Lambeth House (fancy nursing home) and that is a big part of this.
>NEWS FLASH
>NASTY FLU IN NURSING HOME IS NASTY

This is important.
New Orleans needs YOUR help

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97% never make it off vent. Why are ventilators even a topic of conversation? You're just airing out a corpse.

Federal payday to make up for the cash Trump was going to withhold from sanctuary cities. This is literally one giant fucking lie. Not to mention they decided to do Mardi Gras, fuck them.

>all the clusters in america follow the highways
Or.....maybe the Interstate system runs through major cities? Hmmm

How can I help? I've got a 3d printer and PLA, along with sewing experience if you all need masks.

Yeah they didn't cancel the local events though. Mardis Gras is a two week long series of events all over the city.

Based, now americans will eat literal shit for months and kvetch all day and all night.
Fuck burgers and fuck mutts, we have warned you, you didn’t listen and you mocked us, you get what you asked for.

Tell me what you folks need. Masks are in short supply, I can probably make some of those. Are there food shortages yet? How about meds?

I’m in the drive through for Popeyes now all is well

feels like 99% nigger and I live in 985

>Report unusual behavior
>Barricade your homes
>Avoid al contact with infected individuals
>Wait for official instructions

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Mardi Gras was Feb 25. The main parades and largest celebrations are in the week leading up to Mardi Gras, and that's when most of the tourists show up. Normies did not care about corona at that point. People gave me weird looks in February for prepping.

this is some creepy ass code language

What's the percentage of white cases vs black cases?

If 30% of the niggers in NO die, the murder rate will drop like a stone. Especially since the niggers who are most likely to be infected are the niggers out on the streets not working.

Fingers Crossed.

Nigger

no. it's a legitimate ask because you fuckers are going under. so is my state. i'm in self isolation right now, i have skills, i genuinely want to help

Yes

>11,414 tested
>1795 cases
>491 in hospital
so that's 10 percent infection rate
4 percent tested were in hospital
1.4 percent on ventilator
>learn how to math you sensationalist faggot

i'm not about to go outside to find out.

this, let's get the homeless and street hustlers also

SAY BRAH I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT DEM SHOES SAY DAWG SAY SAY CHIEF I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT DEM SHOES AT

Finally some good news. Niggers are often obese and in bad shape. Just let them die

this

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Nigger infested shithole, got it. They should release smallpox there too

Plurality?

The only metric that matters is white vs non-white.

This is not good.

You are profoundly retarded.

179.5 is 10% of 1795, but 1795 is the amount of reported cases, and 491 is the amount currently hospitalized for it. 491 is 27.5% of 1795.

How is this difficult for you?

Good, fuck these niggers and NYC.

Why is new Orleans hit so hard? Donald Trump loves black people

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>why only the far-left cities are reporting such mayhem?
Because Corona-Chan is a judgement from God. Of course she is going to strike where the highest concentration of evil people are.
Leftism is associated with low disgust response and threat awareness. They are more likely to touch people and things that could infect them with disease. Plagues are natural law in action.
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For what it's worth I didn't mock, I feel really bad for our Italian friends but I've had so many conversations with abysmally stupid retards in the US over the past few weeks that I'm quite certain a huge number of people are going to die from this.

Whiter than you, Mohamed
>also Popeyes is delicious and fuck you and your dead heart