/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2545 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

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Why does she wear the mask? If I removed it would she die?

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Sunspot minimum is driving viral growth
sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/sunspots/

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Wow, Just...wow.

It's honestly AMAZES me how gullible you guys are, even for modern day Yas Forums it's truly sad.
Every time the media plays some stupid little bullshit up the NEETS and lifeless faggots who just want to see innocent people die gather here to pray, fucking PRAY that this will make other people they don't even know suffer to satisfy their shitty existence.
Prove that this isn't just being drummed up by the media for clicks and a quick buck.
You can't, and deep down you know it's the truth.
That's why they keep changing the 'facts' so quickly, to scare people by the constantly changing environment.
Look out your window, there's no military, no riots or looters, not a single body bag.

You played right into (((their))) hands. You got swindled once more. You fell for it again Yas Forums.
In 2 months it'll be the same thing with something different; the media will be screeching about something else and the happeners will be here lapping it up.

It isn't happening.
It never happens.

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hospital walking edition

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I mean, if they let the inspectors into their house, no.

They have no power of entry though. If a TV license inspector turns up you can tell them to fuck off and shut the door.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Are you worried Burgers?

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youtu.be/JqO1gRVNa7I
Weapon of choice for when shit hits the fan

No but it would hurt a lot

Checked

I recognize that blow job!

>OPEN BY EASTER
>BACK BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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ACCEPT THE INEVITABLE.
SHE CAN NOT BE STOPPED.

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Chin up, lad. At least your numbers are going up!

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>2 more weeks and it's over!!!!!111!!

Cope harder fag

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The fuck is a TV licence?

/r/ing the graph of CFR as a percentage by country. It had the current CFR for just about every country on it. I just can't remember which organization compiled it so that's why I can't find it but it was something official like WHO or Johns Hopkins

taking one last request before good night sleep

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Commiting a crown offense is a criminal matter.

BURN CHINA BURN

A long time ago I was in London, my friends and I were working for the NHS. We were trying to get stock for the supermarkets by bribing corona preppers with toilet paper. But the Tesco household aisles were being raided by a boomer. So we went looking for some toilet rolls. But in six weeks, we never found a single pack. One day, I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a PLENTY kitchen maxi. The boomer had been throwing them away.

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She’s gonna get so fat

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Have been for months

Uk will colapse with europe and people will flee to africa

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my body is fucking ready.

"this nation is BUILT FOR WORK"
-Trump

>If a TV license inspector turns up you can tell them to fuck off and shut the door.

Then why ever let them in in the first place?

A sign of a dying country.

Cases outside of China. Deaths are on right axis at 1/10 scale

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>those fake as fuck death numbers for usa
i'm absolutely worried

FUACI LITERALLY SAID CHINKS ARE WARNING THEM THAT NIGGERS FROM AFRICA ARE REINFECTING THEM

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

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From the previous thread:

I think the worst thing is how our government is dealing with this shit.

I understand that our shitty economy wouldn't survive 1 week without things working because our minister of economy thought it was a good idea to devalue our currency to "encourage" international investment when the government can't do anything without somebody else saying the opposite of what the president said it would happen.

The president keeps pointing out "cures" that are far away from being clinically tested and in fact, might be harmful if not well dosed.

The governors are pushing for stronger quarantines and lock down policies, but since lots of people are dirty poor and work on the streets, lots of people want to go back to work otherwise they'll just not have money to live at the end of the quarantine.

It's a fucking mess and all our "leaders" are too cowards to actually make a decision one way or another and spout shit like "vertical isolation" when the virus is already at communitary level of spread.

Fuck Brazil, it deserves to either die or to languish in economic disaster. Just end it all.

Mostly old people with a few with some oxygen. Wow.

A mental chastity belt.

Something that ensures we don't get ad breaks literally every 3 mins that are longer than the programme itself.

Truly the first world

those motherfuckers knew. they just didn't tel teh public how serious it was for months

you have the tiniest gifs dude

OI OI OI WHATS ALL THIS THEN

We are all dead. From the richest Jew down to the poorest negro. God wills it. Earth is to be cleansed of the parasite known as humanity.

Honestly that high cases and that low death rate is impressive. Their hospital capacity holding better than I expected. Can't wait for Canada's numbers to rev up. Our hospital system is fucking full retard. We have hallway medicine on a good day. Once this peaks here you will see death rates worse than Italy and Spain combined. Screen cap this.

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Non payment of a TV license isn't a criminal matter. If you get caught, it's a fine.

It's very easy to not get caught because they have no way of knowing without coming into your house and they cant come in without your permission.

NEETs aren't getting Trumpbuxx, are they?

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Yes. Worried that it'll all fizzle out before culling all pf the undesirables.

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I don’t understand all the talk about lifting the measures
When let lose this shit spread like crazy
Wouldn’t it just start all over again if we go back to normal too early

Init. You can there's kids on here in the main. Loads of NHS places look like that on a busy weekend.

Some people just want to watch the world coof

>Court case

Never gonna happen

because they lie through their teeth and claim they DO have power of entry
Government officials have no requirement to tell the truth at any point

I want more giant viruses!

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Hue bro,the whole world is should just meet doom

Dunno what happened were fine yesterday maybe i fucked up something

God stop tripfagging already you cunt.

Saved. This is good OC

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Is tyvek (hazmat suits material) a better material than cotton to make masks from? Breathable, particle protection down to 1 micron, tough, robust, superior protection. Huh? Is this shit good?

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>Something that ensures we don't get ad breaks literally every 3 mins that are longer than the programme itself.
Dude, what the fuck is it?

Nope, but I prepped in early February.
The nigger cattle aren't worried either, at least they aren't visibly showing it

we are ok look at these digits

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I'm not scared of the virus, but I'm legitimately worried about the looters and upcoming chimpouts

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Just passing by to tell you that our medias are redpilling every one on the possibility of the bioweapon lab theory trying very hard to make it look like a schizo conspiracy

The Jews are desperate and have stopped pretending to care about us, they need money

>if the virus hits Brazil, it’s a doomsaday scenario

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LOOKNER LIVE AGENDA FREE TV

EVERYONE SAY IN THE CHAT: 'BILL GATES DID THIS'

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Is that some Kung-Flu fighting?

Hospitals are empty at the moment
the undesirables that insist on using the ER as a walk in clinic are all hiding at home
only people there now are those that actually require medical attention

The situation here is indeed depressing, man. Everyone (Bolso and the governors) seems to be concerned only with their reelections.

bongoloids actually justify this.

Slovakia? Norway? Thailand?

why Brazil? I hear they manage to solve it somehow.

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>Voting for Bolsomeme, the political parasite
Our country deserves this.

redpill me on cytokine storm, /cvg/?

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A $150 annual charge everyone "has to pay" if they want to watch TV.

Do you have the 400k picture?

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I don't understand how he can't understand how bad this shit really is, and if there isn't action in the immediate future there's going to be chaos. He's usually at least somewhat understandable and has an ok grip on things so I don't know what the hell is going on with him right now

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Checked

You're an american, you should own a gun
if you live in a leftist infested hive city, you deserve whats coming to you

Same here

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Australia (-1.15%) Poland (-1.03%) Japan (-0.85%) Germany (-0.19%) United Kingdom (-0.08%) United States (+0.08%) Greece (+0.07%) Austria (+1.60%) Italy (+1.98%) Netherlands (+2.15%) Switzerland (+2.88%) China (+3.72%) Russia (+3.83%) Taiwan (+4.17%) France (+4.22%) Hong Kong (+4.81%) South Africa (+4.81%) South Korea (+5.16%) Spain (+5.27%) Singapore (+6.61%) India (+6.75%) Brazil (+8.59%) Hungary (+10.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-20%) Tokyo (-26%) Beijing (-20%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-41%) Dubai (-22%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (-9%) Milan (-38%) Berlin (-36%) Munich (-5%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-14%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-6%) London (-15%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-66%) Buenos Aires (-15%) New York (-64%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-59%) Chicago (-47%) Houston (-55%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) Brazil (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Poland (37m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Czech Republic (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Denmark (5m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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You have nothing to fear as long as you've got a gun.

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cant you just layer that shit? should be better than nothing.

>why Brazil? I hear they manage to solve it somehow.
No way my dude. We're fucked.

YOURE missing out.
Starts to hum..

>Commiting a crown offense is a criminal matter.
Stop larping
You know fuck all about English, let alone Scottish jurisprudence
There is no such thing as "a crown offence"

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Yes, but not for me

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Nah, God amd the Angels are with me. Also I don't go around people that much id at all

This was inevitable. USA cases will stay at a high rate for a long long time because it's going to burn through different pockets of the country at different times..

ERs are glorified walk in clinics. When they are empty nurses sit around doing fuck all.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST GOT A SHARP STINGING SENSATION IN MY EYE JUST NOW AM I POZZED?!?!??!?!

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>500 cases on max on the chart
>Thinking couple hundred cases a day is peaked
BC also might be better off than Ontario for hospital space for all I know. But I guarantee that in 2-3 weeks time Canada will have the highest death rate.

He never cares,no one in DC cares, it’s all about being powerful and playing with money and lives, that is it

23 dead boomers in florida and they're locking niggers in their homes lol

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No they don't you retard. That isn't an A&E waiting room on a friday night.

I'm more worried about losing my job in the fallout since I'm pretty well-prepped right now and haven't gone out much.

For all the memeing about Trump wanting to reopen the country by Easter, multimonth shutdowns are going to completely fuck Western nations. So the sooner we can move onto a Korean or Singaporean status quo where domestic life continues on with relative normalcy, the easier recovery will be.

Unfortunately, being able to sustain such a state of affairs requires mass testing and mass PPE usage, and barring outliers like Czechia, nobody outside Asia is even starting to get the infrastructure for a safe economic reopening in place.

fucksake

archive.is/UhikO

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Would love an Africa-wide cage match between Euros, Chinks, and niggers while based Lao Yang forms the Band of the Hawk

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lol is crown offense a thing? like the equivalent of a felony in the states?

HOLD IT THERE MATE! YOU DON'T HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT TP? THAT'S A CROWN OFFENSE!

Jeuz this is getting lewd

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>468012 infected
>21180 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Imagine the viral load in one of these places. It's basically a death sentence because you'll constantly be getting nice fat top-ups of the virus. That's why the Italian doctors say almost no one recovers once they are in there.

FAKE NEWS triggers Lookner

why don't we just cryogenic freeze everyone with wuflu. drain blood, remove head, place in freezer until some point in the future where they can be brought out of their temporary comas.

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>You have nothing to fear as long as you've got a gun.
Except for like, every other american out there (who most likely owns a gun)

TAKE THAT CRAP SOMEWHERE

Is Trump being setup by the Deep State?

Pretty much this. I wish I had got a second gun for home defense, gave mine to my grandma just in case things get crazy in the upcoming weeks

>NOOOOOOO THE MEME-VIRUS IS ACTUALLY REALLY BAD!!!!!! ITS NOT JUST THE SNIFFLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>E-EVERYONG IS LYING EVERYONE IS LYING EVERYONE IS LYING FAKE FAKE FAKE ONLY WHAT WE SAY IN /CVG/ IS THE REAL TRUTH!!!
>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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WTF would you know about our hospitals, Hans?

Seriously: being isolated inside a hospital, it's worst than being infected with Coronavirus but inside the house with no treatment.

I guess the chances to survive inside the house and eating hot noodles is higher than being isolated in a hospital.

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>Worlds closed
Wew

>Remember he thinks it's better, this BOOMER! HAHAHA KEK!

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enjoy your repeated reinfection

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What do they pay you

>Brazil
>Solving anything.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Nah, the president and the governors are just complaining and fighting with policies.

We'll have more deaths than Italy, screencap this.

Not in the city, but I've got a family. And I really don't feel like killing anyone anytime soon.

I don't feel sleepy at all and it's almost 1 AM here.
I think I'm going to pull an all nighter just to shitpost with you /cvg/. You are the only ones that I can can "friends"

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Jew here, this doesn't work and we didn't do half of that shit you putz.

They wanted time to ensure their own safety; however, it is futile in both cases. Your masters will die shortly after you all.

1/5 are much better odds than what we are seeing in louisiana. more like 31%

Death Rates around the World, sorted by ethnic groups

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Doctor's tip if you're having body aches, chest discomfort, and trouble sleeping right before you try to fall asleep take a really hot bath with

>1/3 cup baking soda
>2 cups of epsom salt
>optional if you're not poor: magnesium oil or flakes

don't do it if you're a diabetic (american) (lol!)

Wow

Ok there's got to be some kind of trade-off for destroying the whole economy.

>That dude sipping water.
I suppose by that point no fucks are given.

The actual numbers will be lower due to US only testing the worst cases.

Not dying

layering means it's not reusable

If brazil can survive this will get 4 digits from kek

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>we didn't do half of that shit you putz.
So you admit to doing half of it, you kike.

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worried ? no, i am horny

Nobody does, agreed but you'd think they'd at least make sure this shit impacts logistics as small as possible, and the way they're approaching shit means it's going to fuck over supply chains for months

Nah, no such thing. He's pulled the phrase out his ass. It's summary, indictable or statutory offences

Lol no cripple the economy, then force everyone to work, get sick and die

Nah man the young ones in ICU's drowning on lung fluid.
No joke.

Imagine the smell

Vai se foder seu macaco filho da puta.

Welcome to die

It just started you literal fuckbucket. Started. This is going to last well into summer, possbily after as well.

We are doomed.

...

People so far were raised to not care about other bro, even the christcucks most of them dont care, people that truly care are scarce,people that truly want to become better are scarce,people that truly use the brain are scarce

You're flouting the rules of supply and demand

true, and i was thinking how thick it is. layering wont do shit if you cant breath through it.

They don’t care user, it’s just a mass of hedonistic monsters looking for one last huge high before dying

cooks itt what job will you get after this? its obvious cooking isn't sustainable with a recurring super sars.

Unproven and unrealistic.
Nice schizo cope.

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/489323-scientists-say-the-coronavirus-is-not-mutating-and-might-respond-to-a
>Coronavirus is not mutating very fast, will respond to a single vaccine
Seethe and cope.

>sore throat
>temperature rose today
>have a little bit of a cough
>have a headache with some body aches
>have the same exact type of "red eyes" the nurse described in the article
Am I positive for the virus anons?

shit will hit the fan

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As if anyone in charge seems to care anyway

>no requests
alright good night frens drawing for you was fun

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>We'll have more deaths than Italy
but still you don't, desu. This is a good tendency.

Pessimistic. Be more positive! This is still not a catastrophe in Brazil.

Yo, Algeriebro. Did you make the Mexico one?

Why is the US's recovery also low?

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>he can't understand how bad this shit really is
tbqh I think he does, which is why he's flip-flopping every week to say whatever will keep boomers from panic-selling and niggers from chimping out. The Executive can't do anything about a pandemic without the backing of Congress (which can't even pass a stimulus package) and cooperation from the states (who won't even allow immigration law to be enforced). Orange man's hands are tied and he's bad at handling situations where he can't do anything.

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Show flag coward

Reminds me of Wuhan circa Jan 28th.

I mean, you can't prevent rain from running off.

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danegeld

Hurry up and catch it already you fat stupid fucking boomers that think it's just a flu, I want you all to get it so there's minimal risk when I have to go to the store after you're all dead.

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chick who was crying earlier
tiktok.com/@alisha_smithxx/video/6805595023179074821

Good night, Algerie. You did a great job.

Corona doesnt cause body aches if i recall, thats just flu.

>(NEWSER) – A Missouri family is urging people to stay inside after five members were diagnosed with the coronavirus, including a father and mother in intensive care. Jane Weinhaus, 63, was on a ventilator for more than a week after developing "a normal cough" that wouldn't improve, her son, Ryan, tells KSDK. A preschool teacher who had no health issues or preexisting conditions, Jane is now off the ventilator and slowly improving, according to her husband, 63-year-old Michael, who spoke from an intensive care unit Tuesday to warn people about the dangers of COVID-19. Ryan Weinhaus, 32; his wife Brittanie, 31; and brother Jason, 37, all from the St. Louis area, have also been diagnosed and are recovering at home, though Jason at one point had to visit an emergency room.

faggot

Unproven and unrealistic.
Nice schizo cope.

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/489323-scientists-say-the-coronavirus-is-not-mutating-and-might-respond-to-a
>Coronavirus is not mutating very fast, will respond to a single vaccine
Seethe and cope

Aer you in the quaranteed? Im afrai you can not stay here

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Corona chang getting dicked and cum inflation

Remember you asked

Florida is getting so many positive tests they're going to stop testing within several days

>cuck + collect
LMAO

>Hurry up and catch it already you fat stupid fucking boomers that think it's just a flu, I want you all to get it so there's minimal risk when I have to go to the store after you're all dead.

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>Unproven and unrealistic.
i'm not the one coping kek

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Why do America’s numbers not make any sense in comparison to Italy and Spain?

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who's ready for MORGUE CAPACITIES to be maxed?

only go there if you have a chance they give you a ventilator
seriously old people, people with preexisting conditions, people without children, ... they are left to die

Your euphemism is lost on me brazilanon

No different from an average day. The worst off NHS hospitals here look like that. This has nothing to do with coronachan, it's just the way socialised medicine looks like. Any of you mongs ever been inside a public hospital? lol. I'm glad you're getting to see footage of (((social democracy))) now.

today i made the finnish one tomorow i will do mexico

idk, im not a test kit.

Show flag fag

>Ten of the people who had been on the ships, the Diamond Princess and the Grand Princess, have died.
nbcnews.com/health/health-news/10-dead-over-800-test-positive-coronavirus-outbreaks-princess-cruises-n1167716
Give me your source brosevski

Ah thank goodness.

You can't even prove it wrong faggot.
Seethe harder.

alright pro tip take ur masks and dip them in some isopropyl alcohol there ya go boom now u can reuse it after it dries, problem solved get back to work

prep
>vitamin c
>hibsclens for hands
>n95 masks for if shit gets real
>surgical masks for daily
>gloves for shopping
>uv-c light on central air return
>chlorine flushmaster system on toilets

home entry
>drive into garage
>strip all clothes
>10,000mg/h ozone generator in garage
>leave all items by garage
>go in shower

it's february cvg all over again. remember all the wuhan videos that were coming out

School me again guys: how many bodies can you burn in ~3 years?

TLDR your immune system goes on overdrive from the infection and certain immune cells release cytokines to kill everything including your own cells basically killing yourself.

It’s impossible to tell
Wherever I go and look up symptoms it’s:
> might have this or that, sometimes yes in other cases no, maybe
Theres no clear picture or set of symptoms that distinguishes it from the regular flu I think

Mental healths gone down the shitter these last few weeks lads. Still toiling but the anxiety of it every morning makes me want to vomit.

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Kys

That's a guy isn't it?

Holy shit a talking monkey

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>Yeah bro... LOL just print more money too artificially increase money supply so prices rise and cause hyperinflation eroding the value of the dollar, sapping tax revenues and shuttering businesses which translate to higher unemployment. Yeah bro, it's all a made-up concept.

because ppl dont die right away

they are still in the spreading stage
takes a while for people to die
they were at not even 200 cases like 2 weeks ago

>This is still not a catastrophe in Brazil.
Our numbers can't be trusted, we have way more cases/deaths than what's being said. We are not even close to having enough COVID-19 tests right now.

>Seethe harder.
i'm not the one seething, but you appear to be foaming at the mouth kek

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>it MIGHT respond to a single vaccine that we STILL don't have yet
big fucking deal bitch
have fun fighting off looters in whatever noguns socialist hellhole you live in

Cause they are newly added. Takes a week user.

But now with many sick recovered and hopefully immune. All the countries are working towards herd immunity.

Reroll for this

Ah ok thank you

Doctor here he's wrong it causes body aches, usually generalized and sometimes debilitating pain

What the fuck Yas Forums? I took out a loan and maxed out 3 credit cards because everyone said this was THE happening. Now everything looks like its about to blow over or at least have a minor impact at best. Now I'm gonna have to go back to work with no Trumpbux and have 10k dollars more debt plus the 400 I spent to show off on "rate my prep" threads. Oh yeah I forgot I FUCKING QUIT MY JOB because you all made me panic about the severity of this crisis. All you do is ruin lives. I'll never listen to a godamned thing here again. My life is OVER

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Nah red eyes indicate that you need to get laid asap.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS SHIT???

only one thing left to do. take all your clothes off and go running naked.