>Coronavirus: UK deaths rise by 43 to 465 in last 24 hours
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>Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers
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>Coronavirus: 'Game changer' COVID-19 tests could be available in days, MPs told
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>UK says half a million people file welfare claims
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>Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
bbc.co.uk
>Coronavirus: NHS predicted to cope with increased demand
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>muh 3.4% death rate
Reminder that doommong and his fellow /cvg/ retards should be ignored at all costs.
>dissolve your family unit goy
New one what?
this should be in the links, this is things to come...
mirror.co.uk
Roses are red, Dogroses are pink
Had a wank in the garden
By gum, it doth stink
Imagine thinking its ok to offshore manufacturing
author is probably from a broken family
broken Britain
Links are gayer than tripnonces
Its the emergency hospital boris was talking about so what
Top work lad.
My wife. Stay away.
First for Sir Oswald Mosley.
is carnivore diet a meme?
Anyone got any advice on how to convince a lass to be open to taking it up the arse? I want to try anal just in case the virus kills me in the near future. Already said this to her but she just looked at me like I was autistic.
If Peter Hitchens hates him then he must have been pretty based.
Mrs has made pasta again tonight. Chicken and bacon in it. Smells good. I'm off for my dinner.
Fuck off, you degenerate spaz.
I saw her with a nigger earlier. Sad.
Craftily done.
Yes. Peter is full of doom. Mosley is action and movement.
>Chief medical officer Chris Whitty pours cold water on claims tests for coronavirus immunity could be available at Boots in 'days' as he warns 'global bottleneck' of kits is hampering efforts to ramp up checks
dailymail.co.uk
he knows the antibody tests are worthless. coronavirus antibodies disappear rapidly. there will be no immunity.
explain to her how to clean herself out beforehand etc. she probs thinks your into shit or something
No, that was me, my face was covered with soot from working the mills. Gotta keep food on the table for me missus eh.
Perhaps, but you do know who funds opendemocracy?
yeh only 39 more to build
Fuck off, cvg spastic.
We've gone from
>it only kills 80 years with comorbid health conditions
to
>it kills 21 years olds who occasionally drink or do coke
C O P E
O
P
E
Does she take up the back door?
No need to be like that pal. Every hole is a goal at the end of the day and often times the most difficult holes are the most tantalising.
That is the hardest cope I ever did hear.
does she have a big arse
Kek.
Whoever is producing these needs a promotion.
Have they done an autopsy on her to confirm the cause of death? I'd go to William Hill and bet all my Pot Noodles on 'no'.
>Get her drunk
>Do an accidental slip dick thingy
Be imprisoned for being nonce
>often times the most difficult holes are the most tantalising
The urethra?
99.97% of people infected with full blown COVID-19 do NOT die. of the 0.03% that do perish over 97% of these deaths are from patients aged 85+ years old... with pre-existing underlying medical issues. more people have died this year from the common pneumonia in the UK than COVID-19 has killed globally. so tell me again why is the world shutting down over this virus?
You wanna fuck a bird up the nose?
Or the ear?
kek
Did Karen snap?
Careful, lad. The Doomspaz will post a screenshot from cvg at you.
DHSC finally posted the update graphic for today.
No, she's not a degenerate like her sister.
>i just want to go back to neoliberal capitalism daddy
"No"
I'd do that but I'm afraid that talking about her cleaning out her back passage without her agreeing in the first place will dig me into a deeper hole when the only hole I want to be deep in is her anus.
It's small as she's very petite but I find that pretty hot desu. She works out a lot though so it's very firm and probably tight like a mini vacuum nozzle.
That reminds me of that Limerick that goes 'something something:
when she sat on the lap,
of a German or Jap,
She could feel a 5th column rising,'
I can't remember all of it, though.
Why is Alice degenerate?
true that.
>i spunk word salad on the screen to appear smart.
shut up you fucking imbecile.
>99.97% of people infected with full blown COVID-19 do NOT die
the 30% CFR outside of china disagrees with you.
Errr, while looking for pictures of Oswald Mosley, I found this Twitter account. Why does this exist?
Which of you is responsible? Own up.
>neoliberal capitalism is "word salad"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone post the pic.
Lol, i do enjoy our little rivalry.
I wouldn't give up on her for all the money in the world, let alone a Yas Forums LARPer who she doesnt know exists.
kek what the actual fuck
Took me ages.
Don't be daft
So again 10%, is there something else out there with similar symptoms I wonder.
250203228
30% of the 3-4% that are critical enough to get tested
Explain south korea
no don't make sad
oh no oh no oh no
Based
is the guy who makes county pepes here??
The latest moronic Twitterati trend: twitter.com
I myself am out btw lad; good luck you spaz
Yeah but hes shit so dont bother
>Bugsy Malone
youtube.com
He’s a faggot, bully him
How can we be rivals if I'm typing this in bed right next to her snoring adorably? The battle was lost before it even started lad.
provide data and sources, please. a 30% CFR for any coronavirus variant is impossible. do you mean the 3.4% guesstimate from the WHO not 30%?
Meme it bongs
10% of the people in hospital serious enough to get tested
In my area at least its impossible to get a test unless you are laying in hospital not being able to breathe with a fever
the 21 year old had asthma you larpcel
media lied about no existing conditions
I bet you've not even met her irl.
She's seriously thick, need to teach her washing pots and cooking and dick carousel ASAP
>twitter.com
Seriously thick roastie cunt
Some decent shouts on there tbf.
Keep coping lad.
lmao
>neoliberal capitalism
pic related yeah?
oof
Jealousy is for losers, mate :)
Anyway, something other than the virus, what do you think of this here graphic?
Kek
And 100% true
Nicely done.
Exactly. Also, checked.
Omg star wars
>Has Bee in his bed
>Is on Yas Forums
Lol, so when you going to break the news to her about being an utter homosexual?
this is why your LARPs are so unbelievable.
If that is a reference to "The Empire Strikes Back", then aren't they just confirming that Remainers are evil oppresses?
lol
That's a man
cauldron is seething because i've pillaged his concubine lol
You mean she's probably Jewish.
The galactic empire aren't evil oppressors you libtard mong.
I remember some lads here wishing it was a man when she first surfaced.
Bit rude
?
You just ruined me
Soros does fund opendemocracy
>Malaria drug touted by Trump for treating coronavirus patients was NO better for them than fluid, oxygen and bed rest, Chinese study suggests
dailymail.co.uk
what did they expect? they're trying to treat an engineered coronavirus bioweapon with anti-parasite meds.
You sound vile, and your hatred ridiculous.
Wonder if they are still ferrying millions of wogs into Italy
It gets worse.
They're terrified that coronavirus is going to destroy globalism as we know it. There is a massive surge in nationalism now. Getting locked down with 80% pay is great. I'm home schooling my kids, we hardly watch tv, play games in the garden all day.
They have completely lost their hold over us. Everyone is rallying together, friends and family contacting each other as they've realised they've been taking each other for granted with the rat race.
Globalism is dead, celebrities can fuck off and commit suicide in their mansions with their cocaine withdrawal symptoms. This article is a massive cope from neo-liberal globalist scum.
Best thing you ever made
250205209
>Chinese study suggests
lol
mad that he whacked that car, wonder if he'll be okay
>MOATY IT'S GAZZA
>MOATY ARE YER THERE?
>I'VE GOT CHICKEN AND SOME TINNIES!
>F F FUCKEN F FISHEN RODSS!
>AN A DRESSIN GOWN LIKE!
>MOATY!
right then
potential material for berkshire pepe
windsor castle/great park, and the queen
red kites (theyre fucking everywhere here)
flag is pic related
courage beer
maybe a seething oxfordshire wojak (even better berkshire pepe pressing thumbs into oxfordshire's eyes)
biscuits
ascot races
reading festival
eton
She's giggling at your LARPing mate. She says Ozzie men are below her standards.
Looks like I will go back to smoking; also I want to become a part time editor on the Sunday Sport.
Imagine being so mad you deliberately not quote a post but still have to reply.
Eat it til she wants it more than you do.
If you werent such a newfag you would know your precious cvg general was touting those drugs since late january cos the chinks were using them
Fucking an*lo get off me Island
Is she a hapa?
Boris gives a charitable farewell to Corbyn and Jezza shits all over it
He really is an unlikable toad. Kinnock had more personality
>alice will never feed you fruit as you lie on the lawn in a cool summers breeze
why even live
do it lad