/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2544 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

stop making these fucking threads

this general is pointless

Does anyone remember the schizo poster ca. 2015 who used to post "guess WHO" riddles?

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less than a week in some places

Macaco

How will this affect my diet?

WHO recap:LyingTedros

>Intro-WN
MASSIVE toll of the pandamic
wise to postpone Olympics
lost 16k, we will lose MANY MORE
current measures ONLY BUY TIME
second window of opportunity
6Actions
-deploy HC force
-find EVERY case
-ramp up testing
-identify key facilities
-quarantine
-focus whole gov on supressing covid
The last thing we need is a short reopening to let it spread again
pls help solidarity fund
WHO releases more videos
WHO-contest(featuring ALL ENTRIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA)

Q&A
>Africa?
WHO loves africa
give the gibs-WB
around 1.6k cases in africa
follow my 6 actions-WN
>Brazil?
Stop it-WB
follow my 6 actions
overloading the system is what kills ya
we need entire gubmint&people to work together
"we warned you for 2 months now"
"time to act was 1-2 months ago"-WN
>Italy?
break down the issue by province
scale up HC-WB
overwhelming situation but still test&trace
lockdowns buy you time to break down-G
>Apps&phone tracking?
IT used for EVERY ASPECT of this pandemic
thanks china surveillance-WB
E-learning for kids
distance physically,not socially-G
>2nd wave?
6As key to prevent a 2nd wave-WB
China uses 6As to prevent 2nd wave in Wuhan-G
>supply chain?
All's fucked since dependant on so few countries
World not ready for pandemic-WB
Wold is facing a SIGNIFICANT PPE SHORTAGE
WHO working with companies on it-G
>Africa?
estimations give us an idea
numbers quite high&scary
interventions needed-G
AfricaCDC strong-WB
>Olympics?
WHO provided risk assesment for IOC-WB
>Trump?
he takes a whole gubmint approach
(note:tedros tries his hardest to be diplomatic,visibly struggling)-WN
Impressed with CDC/NIH/FDA/etc-WB

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>More like before April.

oshit

How did LA (state) become such a hotbed for nCov moreso than their negihbors?

so this is seasonal as well can we get strong laws for restaurant employees and being allowed to stay home if sick? 99% of restaurants before this would immediately fire you if you refused to come into work sick some like dominos still are

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>Mexico only has 3000 ventilators in the whole country
Oh Uh

AMERICA #1

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Order takeout from local restaurants to help keep them afloat. The non-chain restaurants that close during this time will most likely never reopen again.

Raita is a god

CORNONA

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Slave cattle your cage will be open soon.

The Underverse Awaits!

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>MUH SECOND WAVE
the fact that the first wave killed less than the flu i'm pretty sure no one is going to listen to you faggots anymore.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

paramedicfag here
none of my coworkers give a fuck about this
>we now have dozens of infections in district and people are just grumpy about the extra ppe
we're fucked

Can I make a mask from tyvek (hazmat suits material)? Breathable, particle protection up to 1.0 micron.
Is it better than cotton?

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With the blessing of Kek,no diet is needed fren you only need to embrace the chance

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you're pointless

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This. Mods need to step in. Should we have a general for the common cold too?

MORE

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no

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Brazil's cases are decreasing everyday. Are they just not testing enough?

>digits
What have you done you fucking nigger?

2,725 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

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Name?

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Sir, are you familiar with the Spanish Flu?

Sure it can still spread. I think the point is the R0 value definitely drops in warm weather, which combined with shit we're already doing will drastically slow it. The breakouts in warm/humid regions have been very mild compared to those in cool and arid locations.

Day one of lockdown, pretty quiet. I don't know what it's like in the middle of Auckland though. Are people obeying the rules or just going "fuck it"?

2 days, have fun

high definition AAAA

To anyone who thinks the spring is gonna save us thing is bullshit, I ask you this.. How many cases of the flu have you seen in the summer? Now compare it to hot locations on the earth right now. WE'RE FUCKED IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

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READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE. LOOK FOR THIS TRIP
LOOK FOR THIS TRIP
LOOK FOR THIS TRIP

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.
I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

>Stock market already recovered
>People returning to work and shools opening in China
>Daily cases deceasing in Italy
>President Trump says country open for business by Easter
>Death rate deceasing worldwide
>German high school exams not cancelled
>German officials saying young people will be able to go out and socialise very soon
For once in my life I was excited because I thought Corona chan had delivered the happening to end all happenings and now it's all over. We will go back to "normal". There is nothing to live for, I prefer the void of non existence next to this boring, globohomo monotonous world.

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2559 deaths outside China between 6pm yesterday and 6pm today.

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Will Corona-Chan get her own religion?
Will she at least be a Saint?

Fuck isn't bullshit

Are you are janny fucker nigger? Disgusting.

Colorado stay at home order bro it's finally happening to my state.

>Friend in Idaho has bad cough, lethargy, worries because he has wife and daughter, not to mention works in hospital
>asks to get tested
>hr gets pissy with him and has him tested for almost everything else before even considering testing for corona
>everything comes up negative
>doctor is currently dragging his feet to test him for corona
>is been 3 days since he started showing symptoms and they still want him to work as a STERLIZING TECH
Watch Idaho for a big surge user, they’re hiding numbers

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listen schizo it could be 400 million Americans and if only 100 are dying a day from cancer and diabetes its not even a real fucking disease!

If I get sleep, I get sleep. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from posting.

rumors in my city( i'm from belo horizonte) is that they are not testing or just not saying about it, there was a mass increase of death people because of respiratory problems or pneumonia in the last days here

Oh shit, I might've missed the stream earlier, I could always count on you for making these recaps and tracking whatever the point they were making. Thanks again austria-user.

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Cope

Is Trump really this retarded? NYC and hospitals across the world are literally begging for PPE, tests and ventilators and he's done absolutely nothing. I mean I havent left my basement in 3 weeks so I dont care that much but to watch one man be so blatantly stupid and knowing half the country voted for him is like some truman show level fucking reality show shit.

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GUYS...

google.com/amp/s/www.capecodtimes.com/zz/entertainment/20200325/contagion-medical-adviser-dr-ian-lipkin-has-coronavirus-if-it-can-hit-me-it-can-hit-anyone?template=ampart

The world will be forced to change after this. China has genuinely ruined the "the world is a small place" outlook by proving theres always one faggot willing to poison the broth and ruin it for everyone else.

Expect all countries to start attempts at self sufficiency, especially the US, if nothing else, this pandemic has proven how lax everyone has gotten around each other. Britain proven right with brexit as an actual disaster occurs and the EU is scrambling and tearing into eachother.

Is New York finished?

I'm convinced life is a TV show

Check. All hail Goddess Corona-Chan

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You won’t respond to this

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Lies
Texas isn't under martial law for one
ALSO PIC VERY FUCKING RELATED (((TRIPFAG)))
>every fucking time

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>Italy deathrate at 10%

HOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's really fucking happening now, isn't it? This is actually approaching apocalyptic shit all because of careless chinks. FUCK

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Press CAPS once. You'll feel better

>Finland shuts down Uusimaa to fight coronavirus

>The region contains the capital Helsinki, is home to almost a third of Finland’s population, some 1.7 million people, and has more than half of Finland’s confirmed coronavirus cases.

yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finland_shuts_down_uusimaa_to_fight_coronavirus/11276242

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>tracking people with a false test already dying from a multitude of reasons and claiming its #covid19

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READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE. LOOK FOR THIS TRIP
LOOK FOR THIS TRIP
LOOK FOR THIS TRIP

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.
I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

READ MY OLD POST IN THE OLD CVG GENERAL FOR VERIFICATION IN THE ARCHIVES. EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID FOR OVER THE LAST MONTH HAS COME TRUE

10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED.

I REPEAT 10 MILLION AMERICANS ARE THOUGHT TO BE INFECTED. I HAVE TIME TO POST RIGHT NOW

check the date in the pic

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This thing is going to be fucked up on Latin America, most people can't do quarantine because they need to go to work to get their food on the table. The sanitary systems are bullshit, most people tend to have poor hygiene and winter is coming in some months. We're so fucked.

New York kill Brazil kill UK kill

Yes, but so is london. Hives of scum and villainy that rely on subways and underground railways are all fucked.

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you & me both, fellow turd worlder bro

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Dr. Faggotci shilling for the WHO nigger.

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yw fren
sorry i dropped it so late
was busy

This.

Oh god your just gonna spam for a few hours aren’t you

how many of the total population?

Shut up you stupid fucking tripfag.

Look at netherlands outcome % and despair

>Half the world's population can't leave home without permission
Yeah happens for the common cold every few months iirc

>he's done absolutely nothing.

>President Trump said Monday that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) should be buying the ventilators his state needs to treat coronavirus patients rather than relying on the federal government.
>Trump’s remarks during a Fox News interview Monday come just hours after Cuomo issued a plea for more help from the federal government, one of several state leaders who says they still lack equipment necessary to fight the pandemic.
>“He's supposed to be buying his own ventilators,” Trump said.
>“We're going to help, but if you think about Governor Cuomo, we're building him four hospitals, we're building him four medical centers. We're working very, very hard for the people of New York.”
>He added that Cuomo had the chance to buy 16,000 ventilators in 2015 but didn’t do so.

enjoy your president bro

Don`t lose hope user, I believe we have come to the age of global diseases desu

OP has 2280 deaths today, is he going from midnight?

MOAR

Nah, I'm just grateful to even have a recap thanks again bro

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This is coming to all of you

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6pm-6pm US Central time for me

What do you mean nothing?
He sent some medical supplies to Israel

My god they literally are becoming the new Wuhan, fake new hospitals and all!