TESLA 5G Neurochip N1 comes September 1st 2020

What can I do with this?

I'll configure mine to stream porn 24/7 and become the ultimate coombrained mega coomer

You could install White Nationalist hypno into the brains of millions of people

>romania
well if it increases your IQ by 78 points, like it suggests, you'll nearly be triple digit IQ

>all your sex dreams you will have now are interracial black male on white male

David Icke wasn't kidding
W
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Price and release date legit?

TOO BAD ELON GAVE ROCKET TECH TO NORTH KOREA

High IQ makes you unhappy

can i download porn to my brain?

>you'll nearly be triple digit IQ
No, for him it’ll leave him at 78 IQ

Yeah, well does it do anything practical, like let me browse porn without a mouse?
I don't care about IQ. Every extra bit of perception just reveals an even more miserable picture.

Based and Revelation pilled

You can get a basic grasp of what Trump's thinking

What the fuck do you want with 98 IQ black people?

>Every extra bit of perception just reveals an even more miserable picture.
This

>my niggers
Can we give it to niggers to turn them into functional humans?

Only the ones that approved by jews porn committee
Which are blacked, interacial gays and transgenders

Yes, or you can use your erect penis as a joystick

what is with all the romanian posters recently?

seriously there everywhere now

Those who take this invite great pain into their life.

unironically I would rather be dead than have some comp sci faggot s tr ab my brain with his elecrified crystal dick

It's like the Cambridge Analytica scandal, but with your memories and thoughts! Thanks, (((Elon)))!

Ok, I tried making fun of you with my last post, but you speak truth. Also, checked

that's great now niggers will learn how to stand upright and use tools, its over for the rest of us once they figure out how to group up and form militias.

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>he doesn't want to be able to drive his car with his mind

checked

id rather pay to lose 78 pts

It's for students.

Something wrong with your hands?

Has this been tested and done for real

I'd rather use them to stuff my face with burgers and jerk off

Absolutely nothing. Yas Forums's userbase has been completely replaced with drooling retards, so I have to explain it to all you dumb cunts in the thread.

The only thing neuralink does is streamline the process of creating neural implants. It's just taking tech that already exists and making it more effecient.

It can be used to help people with disabilities and can be used to monitor vitals and nerual connections.

No 5G, no mind control, no IQ increases. It's just a streamlined medical technique with a cool name.

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I'll wait for 5th gen

Everyone is at home all the time now.

You already do that, dipshit.

>he knows how to use wikipedia
We are not worthy!

dangerously based

The final stage of neo-gnostic transhumanism death cult is uploading your brain and committing suicide.

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based and pessimistpilled, also trips of truth

so basically you will be forced to believe everything on the internet? yea no thanks

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Finally, i can jack in

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>We are not worthy!

Taking the initiative to open a new browser tab and learn something themselves is already beyond the reach of most of the dumb fucks on this board.

That's the id2020. Remember you only have to have one or the other not both.

>Planet of the Apes begins

>I don't care about IQ
Idiot. Ever since I was a kid I had problems concentrating or grasping basic shit like math. I still do and am retarded but I would be even more retarded if not a braindead mouthbreather animal by now if I didn't instinctually resort to meditation and other superstitious bullcrap just to get more in touch with my own bioelectrical field/living force and use it to alter the way my brain works to find a way to improve my intellect just because I love the feeling of knowing things not by having it readily presented to me but me being able to notice it with my mental faculties. "learning" if you will eventho in theory you should already know everything just be unable to store it all in your meat brain in its form.

I've actually looked inside my brain using this awareness and I haven't even found cancers or tumors. I was literally born a dumbass.

What if you were trolled by jews and they made you kill yourself for profit?

based as fuck

> Every extra bit of perception just reveals an even more miserable picture.

i know those feels
if only you knew how bad things really were

>creating something that is ferocious and violent and now also scheming

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Damn you guys will finally be on my level then, good job, welcome to the club.
t.154

How the fuck it increase iq, even a tard like me would be a genius with that
And I hate everything enough already

>Absolutely nothing. Yas Forums's userbase has been completely replaced with drooling retards, so I have to explain it to all you dumb cunts in the thread.
>The only thing neuralink does is streamline the process of creating neural implants. It's just taking tech that already exists and making it more effecient.
Shill lies.

He already has it for fucking (((iphones))) complete with download updates for your brain. The "disabilities" excuse is only an excuse. Watch his creepy presentation.

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Fuck, I don't have a loicence to laugh at that post, kek

They were mostly lurking, but now they're bored.
Romanian mentality is also similar to average Yas Forums user in terms of dark humor, rhetoric and hypocrisy, and desire to watch the world burn, so it's easy to adapt.

This deserves to be copypasta

What if it's added to chimpanzees, or doggos?

New kike trick. JKKFA.

If you're not "good" at one thing you'll be "good" at another. Find what you're good at. We all have a purpose and a duty to fulfill here on earth. You're literally upset because you don't fit the good goy cattle mold. Strange.

Isn't that happening already?

> $150
> Increases IQ by up to 78 points
press x to doubt

pol is full of drooling retards. You all started pouring in after this site went to shit in 2006, majority of you stupid cunts started to show up around '09 and, like everything you come into contact with, fucked it all up for everyone

>I was literally born a dumbass.
I have no trouble believing that

>Takes over your brain

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Why if it overheats?

I just want to transcend my shitty genes so I can learn as much as I want. Just for the sake of it. Learning and knowing things is fun if you're able to do it and aren't physically hindered. Physical imperfection cages and errodes the spirit.

>dark humor, rhetoric and hypocrisy, and desire to watch the world burn, so it's easy to adapt

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I already have an unusually high IQ and have no interest in this of any kind. Just another enslavement mechanism.

If you're in pain why not scream out? Hiding it makes no difference. I have no problem with announcing it or people telling me it.

But yiu can't jack off ; _ ;

>tfw ill have a 222IQ but i can't take it because it's probably mark of the beast and or part of the beast system

fuck

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The implant allows you to control other things, such as robotic arms and computer input. When he mentions an iPhone, he just means that you could send data TO the iPhone. THAT TECH ALREADY EXISTS. There's fucking pacemakers that can already upload data to your iPhone to track statistics.

You can't download things to your brain and neuralink doesn't give you that ability.

It's too bad though, maybe you could have upgraded your retarded Brazilian monkey-brain to get your IQ into the double digits.

>chip my brain
no fucking thanks I'd rather be Picard than the Borg

Just a bit of graphical tearing... nothing to worry about.

If that thing is so good why doesnt the Elongated Muskrat uses it? really makes you think...

>letting "scientists" touch your brain
These retards dont even know how to handled a pandemic

why is pol for literal mind implants but against bill gates hand chips?

Ain't this the sad fucking truth. Ignorance is bliss.

I don't think i'd be happier with an IQ of 260

>Every extra bit of perception just reveals an even more miserable picture.
That's the most based thing ive heard, unironically not low IQ

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What does a hamd chip do? Let me jerk off faster?

how the fuck does it get powered? micro usb? glucose? someone explain this to me

a huge majority came after 2016. I'd say

Well you’re clearly fucking mentally disabled. How about you get one installed in yourself and your retarded offspring and livestream it for us, cuntbreath.

Everyone that lets this fraud jam some technical gizmo in their brain doesn't deserve to live.

and less than

My body is a cage. All I want is to liberate my spirit but I am unable. Like a prisoner it sits inside me, starved, beaten and tortured by the tyranny of this oppressive flesh formed and constricted by chaotic sequences of cause and effect that carries the simple name of "luck". I envy other people's flesh but they won't let me inside them not while I'm still attached to my birth one and even then I will be but as a ghost. A whisper in their ears. A fraction of my potential which invalidates my initial desire thus I will never have peace in any afterlife much as I don't in this life.

based
user seeks the tree of life..
not the tree of knowledge..

this dream brought to you by lightspeed briefs

they're really pushing this and whats frighting
is people will shill for this.

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I'm a huge sci fi fag and this kind of technology is practically a wet dream for me. That being said, instead of the wondrous uses it could be put to, I have no doubt in the current year it will instead be used to beam advertisements into my brain, have Google scrape my thoughts for saleable metadata and let the government tell when I am thinking badthink. Sorry Elon I love your rockets, cars and rapid tunneling machines but this one's gonna be a hard pass from me.

White female African male what did he mean by this

Have you ever experimented with ingesting gold, user... like colloidal gold or ‘monatomic gold’/’ORMUS’?

They talk about boosts to neurological processes/boosted IQ?

Have any anons here fucked with that shit?

I know this feel. We will become mathematical logical transhumans soon my bulgarian friend

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>My body is a cage. All I want is to liberate my spirit but I am unable.
Sounds like something a 12 guage shotgun could fix in a jiffy

read the paper dumbass

If it allows you to jack into a virtual reality world then I might consider.

Can't wait to crank up the Neurachem.