TESLA 5G Neurochip N1 comes September 1st 2020

> $150
> Increases IQ by up to 78 points
will you get the upgrade my niggers

neuralink.com/

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>Brainwashes you

I'll test it on some African Americans first

Now show us the mandatory hand implant that goes only on your right hand in order for it to work.

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fake like 90% of the rest of elons scam products

imagine willfully installing permanent electromagnetic radiation to your brain

I wonder, what happens if you shake your head a bit or sing for example? The brain matter is actually not absolutely static but moves slightly, more in kids than adults but still.

>your dreams are advertisements on rotation being streamed from their servers

Do you even Yas Forums?

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