Fish jumped out of water and stabbed someone through the neck

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How did this happen?

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your odds of getting killed from a fish is the same as getting killed from corona you stupid faggots

Nature's fighting back.

it's the jews

It jumped out of the water and stabbed him in his neck

Animals HATE niggers.

It jumped out of the water and stabbed him ofc

Fish that jump out of water to stab niggers?
America, fund this right now

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>a sword fish? what are you gonna do? stab me?

Came here to post this.
Fish in particular doing want their shit and thats why those people from that place have an inherant fear of bodies of water and by genetics are unable to swim.

Looks like a romantic mishap. These natives would bed close to anything these days.

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Fishberg waterstein

Ban assult fish
The 2A doesn't cover these automatic high capacity AF

animals are pissed that niggers appropriate their culture

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how the fuck is this even possible

Yes it is

One in five?

checked, based, and /thread

He was trying to go onto land and become a mammal, fucking love science

>imapaled

The gig is up, landie boys.

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Look at that things nose

even fish dislike the negro

I’d run those monkeys over

Boy i love this political thread

baste
fpbp

B-but sir! THE DATA ISN'T THERE!
*struggles to contain loose papers*

The economy was going to crash because its run by kikes covid is a cover for this and an excuse to lock goyim that are knowing inside and keep them from attacking kikes. Going to back fire. Cause we are talking online. Even though they are doing massive damage control on here and else where, we are winning the information war.

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Even fish hate niggers

A fish jumped out of water and stabbed someone through the neck

/ourfish/?

It's politics, cause a fish actually jumped out of the water to stab a nigger. Yas Forums 2020

it's news
OP even included a link
best thread on Yas Forums atm

More proof that niggers and schools don't mix.

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This happens every couple years.

The first White flight. Circa 850000000 BC, colorized.

stfu retarded fearmongering Anglo. Keep consuming MSM that tells you to be scared of a flu. Also pic related is a 10/10 in bongland.

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BAN ASSAULT FISH

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CARLOOOOOOSSSSS

>Ahaha I'm a human and I'm an apex predator so everything should fear me
>NOOOOOOO WHY ARE THE ANIMALS FIGHTING BACK, DON'T THEY KNOW MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO KILL THEM
Rules of nature bitch

Anyone who's seen a fish flopping (especially one of that size) knows goddamned well that it wouldn't have stayed in his neck for a photo-op. Fucking NPCs these days.

>Nature's fighting back.
the time has come

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Why hasn't this thread been deleted

Slide thread

Man, niggers never learn do they?

None of you bothered reading, it is a muslim invader
Based fish

What are you, a Jannie-Lover?

pretty much this

>Matt Groening predicted Corona
>Now this happens
We are all going to die!

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lmao

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IT IS TIME

Well, at last. A confederacy of wild animals all over the world is going to finish the job started by corona-chan. Based as fuck.

That stuff happens all the time, I got stabbed by a fish’s fin that jumped out of the water in the Texas gulf and I got stung by a catfish in Lake Michigan.

Now we all have to fear fish.

Q predicted this

>1 in 5
That would be over 1 BILLION people, dumbass.

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They're fighting off invaders. Oh, wait you mean the other monkeys. But there is no one inside the car :(