/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2541 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

all bullshit and fake
prove me wrong

Turns out Brazilia Minister of Health is a completely retard just like Bolsonaro.

>yes, goy, you can go back to church
>don't forget to tip the jew pastor

It's time to let go, user

Just tell them that they might do that and it's better to be safe than sorry

Which tax form do you need to file if you made zero income in the previous year? I want my goddamn TRUMPBUX.

Let them die

natural selection

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How much time should I leave stuff I buy bathing in chlorine water?

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Based

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The Market Is Smarter Than You.

The Crisis Is Over.

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What's going on in Israel?

They had the most restrictions out of almost all countries. The SK cult fucked them over?

meds are dying because they have low quality ventilators
UK patients will get state of the art tech

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A whole new drawing coming soon

this webm keeps getting taller

accept that the parasites must be removed from the host before we can heal

back to /ptg/ faggot

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Daily reminder:
We are completly fucked

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The market ignored this for weeks idiot

Dems blocked it again user.

Isn't that a bull trap?

>ywn be abused by a 7ft tall bugwoman who will crush you with one bare foot
Why even live

That's his intent user

USA #1 as always.

I've got bulls of steel.

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BUY
HIGH
SELL
LOW

Who /comfy/ here?

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just call me Captain Obvious

can't wait for those TRUDEAUBUXs :

Godamn right

Queen: "Did we get him(Prince Charles)?"

PM: 'Yes'.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 64,775 (910) Spain 47,611 (3,445) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,306 (30) Norway 3,066 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Brazil 2,433 (57) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21) Panama 443 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +9,919 (+130) Spain +5,553 (+454) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +514 (+4) Norway +200 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Brazil +186 (+11) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Panama (+2) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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i dont know your tranny sekrit clubs

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How can anyone believe this chink graph? How would the infections just stop? Are there any media reports out there showing skepticism about this?

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if they die they die

Nope, we hit the floor. The deaths and infections are decreasing and governments acted to save the economy.

seething bearfaggot

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Keked and checked

Based trips, what is wrong with eugenics programs? They encourage people who have no disability to have children and push those with issues into a pit. Sounds very beneficial over a long period of time.

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What the fuck is happening to the market? Plox explain

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>based Trump daddy saved us with the magic of hand washing and fish tank cleaner

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When do I get my trump corona bucks?

test are not even proper
its all bullshit

holy shit minister of health dude in brazil just said they blocked 5 million masks from being exported today and that theyre blocking all of those kinds of exports of health materials needed. fucking based

Any Bucharest bros here? Does anybody know if the upcoming testing here is a forced testing or can you just tell them to fuck off and get the fuck away from your door?

I remind you who is the nastiest faggot of this year

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>Quarantine week with 100% salary for the whole country
>Six month tax deferral
>six month delay in payment credit
>Benefits for those who have lost their jobs
Ready to comfortably meet this virus

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it crashed in two weeks. 2 (TWO) fucking weeks. Thank Allah good goy Trump is doing what needs to be done. Back to work!

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Current political situation in Brazil:
>governors are in panic and don't know what the fuck they are doing and are doing containment measures while we are at mitigation stage
>closing all streets and business, instead of following proper WHO social distancing instructions
>bolsonaro tried to reverse the situation, but he is such a sperg it turned into a shit flinging monkey fest and now they are going to try to coup him

UMA DELICIA.

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No
Everything about China is being memoryholed like crazy
Saying the virus came from China is also a racist hate crime nao

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>less than 50 000 cases in a day
anyone else falling asleep?

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cope

How is it natural selection if they already passed on their dumbass genetics on to him?

welfare anons do you think they will raise our support? workers getting 2000 weedman bucks

he's missing a bluetooth earpiece

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death comes for us all, hanz
the deadwood must burn before what remains can flourish

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Those corrupt fucks didn't declare this a pandemic until 2 weeks ago because of their hard on for Xi. They should shut up and an hero on television.

99% effective quarantine. started a couple days after first out breaks

Printer goes brrrrrr

Looks like a dead cat falling down the stairs.
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
Wonder how deep it goes.

Murse here faggots ama

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How late do I have to stay up tonight to see the USA hit 1000 deaths

anyone else read that this nigger is a terrorist that ruined ethiopia?

DONT TRUST WHO!

>after releasing 2.5 milly masks to the pastafags
that mandetta nigger is one lucky bastard

gross
midgetlovers get the rope first

Nu va avea loc,nu exista nici infrastructura nici personal pentru asta. Suntem cam 3 milioane de oameni in zona asta...e imposibil sa ne testeze pe toti

Did anyone see Mandetta's press conference?

Whats happening with the Trumpbux? Will NEETs see any of that money?

Bored

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Rate the framework.

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Do you guys have a slampig gf/wife to fuck in the next 6 month quarantine? Nothing to do but fuck every day

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Motherfucking kikes.

will you suck my dick? It's big

Helsinki and the surrounding Uusimaa region will now be quarantined. Police reserves and military conscripts are put to guard the quarantine. That's 1,7 million people.

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Watching it.

>posted by a bot
>removed by anti-bot team
i fucking hate reddit but that's not abuse
pick better examples

Looks good

There are probably people planning coups all over right now.

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no, the numbers are cooked as fucked AND they are welding people in their apartments while everyone has mandatory tracking app in the phone and there's someone with the temperature taking gun literally everywhere and it STILL took them 3 months to sort of manage it.
now look what is happening in the US and realize you will be fighting a civil war or dead next year around this time.

>Trump
>It's just a flu bro
>We got it completely under control
>Actually it's a terrible pandemic I have always said so
>Guy's there is this miracle cure HCQ
>Some idiot dies taking it
>Forget quarantine we are going back to work in 2 weeks
What is his endgame

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this is impressively accurate

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better than I can do/10
looks good so far

Guys, why do so many anons here support Trump? He's an absolute retard, who's mishandling the epidemic as bad as one can.

I was watching the BBC news yesterday. They were interviewing a Britbong living in Wuhan (the one that was on during the shut down crying about having to leave his bug wife and half bug kid) and he matter of factly said the number of dead was over 6000. I'm sure the interview ended shortly after that because he said it. They showed the interview later and I swear they edited it out. I'll have to find it. BRB.

TRUMP injected 1,5 TRillion monies to save CEOs and big busines asses.

it's funny to watch how desperately habbenoors want something to happen.

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Comfy user reporting in. Let the normies kick the bucket, I stopped caring.

Good. Didn't he say he wants to be a virus when he reincarnates to cull most of mankind? The irony.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH I WANT MORE FATALITIES

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The market is stupid as shit when it comes to anything long-term. It got a temporary "boost" because the fed is hyperinflating and Trump wants the people of the US back to work. It will go right back down when it becomes obvious that open borders and working through the virus is not feasible.

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Money printer go brrr

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for some reason it seems theres no shortage of masks in brazil. i think we produce them locally by the millions because ppl are using them fairly frequently outside

china will genetically engineer superhumans that will take over the world
While the west denies that genetic differences between people even exist.

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Not long, NYC is going crazy, LA will be going just as crazy soon
That kike Nancy keeps blocking it for no reason.
Yep

ironically enough,the only whorein here who distantly resembles anything German is a midget...what an irony

Because why would anyone from your country be allowed to breed, retard

>number of threads multiplied by 9 still larger than number of dead
>happening
Xi Jinping loves to suck black cock and share his wife with Japanese men

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the dow

>i'm smarter than the market
every time

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How much nurse pussy do you get?

>who's mishandling the epidemic as bad as one can
Do you really think the people here want it to be handled properly?

dude i haven't been more comfy sins i was a neet for a year, living off saving and a part time job working twice every second week

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>>after releasing 2.5 milly masks to the pastafags
You say that like was a bad thing.

>growth rates are slowing down in Europe
>Italy is STILL massively OVERreporting coronavirus deaths
>if a patient has coronavirus and dies, it gets reported as coronavirus being the killer, which is stupid
>serological testing will start going live soon, to determine how many people developed anti-bodies
>it's going to show a HIGH percentage of populations being exposed to coronavirus without getting any symptoms
>e.g. severity+death rates will plummet to nothing
>reinfection and ADE are dead in the water: monkeys infected with SARS2 didn't show reoccuring or enhanced sickness after getting exposed again to the virus weeks later
>mutation rate extremely low

/cvg/ will disappear in a few weeks. Happening is cancelled.

Who cares. Yey for more deaths

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This has to be fake. It has to!
This subhuman waited until 114 coutries were infected on the 11th of march, only two weeks ago, always playing this shit down and now he says this?
This HAS to be fake.

You a fur fag, murses are a type of fur fag. I have sneaked onto many weird discords and know how they talk.

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WHEN ?

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Save the economy

I'm voting for him anyway bong, your attempts are futile

>what's his endgame
To go back to work Joe

Yeah, every delivery person here had one.

I am in rehab and I can't even leave my room except for taking a shit. People are putting food in front of my door while I sleep and I started doing karate kata in my tiny room again because my muscles are fucking shrivelling from sitting for two weeks. I feel like fucking oldboy. I changed the sign on my door to Kaspar Hauser.

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You’re not smarter than the market

>it's just 4D chess bro, trust me knows what he's doing

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ask them about their will

oh ok uk just released their figures lolol
happenig might still be on

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How long should I self isolate? I'm fairly certain I have the virus. I'm running out of beer and bored beyond believe.

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natural selection is a retarded theory

He doesn't have one
He's a pupperino chasing squirrels

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Nah more like next year, pandemics last longer than you think

>suggest a combination of drugs may hold promise
>boomer faggots drink fish tank cleaner
>OMG THIS DRUMPF'S FAULT
powerful bait, here's your (you)

WHO is a bunch criminal one-world commies. UN is lead by the same types.

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edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-25-20-intl-hnk/h_80f81b60af4241d373f7a9a3f837ef89
Its not fake, deutschbro.

... somebody must hire a sniper.

UK numbers finally

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prisoners are unironically producing masks here, at least in SP, i think we only have shortages of 70% alcohol atm
i was pissed when i've heard about the masks we sent to italy but now i can see mandetta isn't as impulsive as bolsonaro, he did that cause he knew we would get a ton more back by blocking exports

If they do,these ubermenschen will look like us anyways so stop worrying

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I have lumps in my ball sack is that bad?

Of course not, retard. Wtf is a slampig though?

>Helsinki and the surrounding Uusimaa region will now be quarantined. Police reserves and military conscripts are put to guard the quarantine. That's 1,7 million people.
What percentage of cases are in that area? It feels like it'd be a futile action if there's other notable epicenters in Finland.

>21,000
21,000
21,000
21,000

I think they're all going insane.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

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He's marginally more lucid than Dementia Joe

GET IN HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA

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Hah! I always knew Trump was a fucking Nurglite. For the /herd/

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what drugs u do

Spread it nigger, lick you hands and touch doors

>American federal reserve is creating negative bonds for the first time in history
>trillions in stimulus didn't work
>printing endless amounts of money didn't work
>"but this time this will work!"
These retards are literally going to cause a great depression. they are going full weimar

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Fug

Smile and the world smiles with you user

i love this meme

Hahahaahahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Enjoying my 2 week neet vacation

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That is what they want to happen, but generally speaking it's happening way faster then their exercise predicts. Half the stuff happening right now shouldn't have been until November, so there is a very real possibility that everything can spiral out of control and unravel.
Note we're only at the 20,912 death mark and it's already skipped half the events.

Although I don't think Coronachan is nearly as lethal as everyone makes it out to be, the mystery payload is the real terror.

仕方ないね

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youtu.be/s6i6BDHQaaA
He's late again!! Is this it!!!

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my puppo caught his first squirrel at two weeks

you can't lock down that many people, it's futile
that's not a small village with 10000 people

Unironically this, no amount of stats/begging will convince them. Simply ask "am I in your will?" And watch them shit bricks

Fuck our government is so fucking slow

SLAM PIG lmgtfy

It's only going to be /cvg/ and a few academics who realise how much they fucked it and downplayed things

At least some of them should care about their own well-being. The end of the world, eradicating normies is cool, but it's better to watch it from a distance.

Hey whenever I shit a trail of mucus usually follows, what does that mean? kthx

>outbreak in Tokyo
Sick band name

Yes, I remember the episode with diarrhea in Ethiopia in 2017
Are you talking about it?

HERD won him over

It's over

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PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
>PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
>PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
>PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
>PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS
>PEOPLE DYING FROM TOO STRONG MEDICATION NOT THE VIRUS

Bitch a month ago this nigger was trying not to have others call it a chinky flu. Who was sucking yellow dick giving out false information like "pets can't get it" or "Only old people die."

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>implying that the woman is incredibly tall
>not realizing the guy is an incredible manlet

Long enough to learn English?

None, except for alcohol. I am just not totally sane from time to time.

based, you would be put on the list to fuck all the chicks for the eugenics plan.
mutt, I know that I would be forgotten while you get erased. Nobody gives a shit about a retard on an island, they care about the mutts running the world's most powerful nation.

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ok well they go outside and die whats the difference

In a Weimar scenario the only reasonable thing to do would be to put cash in physical goods and stonkers before it is worthless right?

I don't follow whats going on here?
it's gonna be a long while before groceries are closed.

i'd breed with her if you know what I mean

with military help they can if they want to.

We will make it,right?

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Nigger have you ever seen female behavior during a crisis situation where they can't get goods and services whenever they want? If you have supplies, the means to defend yourself, (and are a retard who falls for woman tricks), you'll get a harem before you know it.

Boynie's in on it too now lmao

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Him and bolsonaro are only thinking about how it'll affect the elite and their elections, they're gonna be remembered as the presidents who led their country to ruin, poverty, and now they are trying to revert that, funny thing is that it's more than likely going to backfire and make them even more infamous.

what medication?

/!\ I've been warning people about the eugenics wars for years /!\

awh dude thats like
hella edgy

It's better than nothing
And no quarantine before 1000 cases is ok i guess

people want his head

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Probably, yeah.

WHY DOESNT THE BRIEFING START FUCKING REEEEEEEEE

Yes basically precious metals are probably the safest bet. We're actually printing so much money that even gold, silver, everything is dropping despite massive amounts going into them

what he wrote is correct, he just didn't use a more normal word.

Yes, the retards are feeding old people who are near death with Chloroquine, when it has known heart stressing side effects and takes over 10 days to function, never actually providing any benefit.
The only right way to use it is to give it to as many healthy younger people who have the virus as possible, to leave the beds for the older folk.

But the retards are going to insist on this. Except for South Korea.

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Almost all of the cases are in Uusimaa region. This is a good decision, but it is too late. And it won't go into effect right away, so people gan flee and spread this to north. But at least this is something.

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>YEEESSSS
>I want millions of people to die and experience the economic downfall of the western world for the sake of my own entertainment, than to change anything about my own boring and pathetic life.
>The crisis won't affect me personally though, lol
You are like the socialist retards, that think they will be card carrying party members in some high position instead of the starving workers out in the fields.

anyone have the raw data that shows the concurrent microbiotic andor pathogenic species isolates also found when they do corona swab test? (or further)

Make what? Bat soup?

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Are you black?

I'd rather go without having such an edgy trait if I could to be honest.

>Alberta just happens to have not completely fucked up the western strategy so far
>premier starts comparing us to South Korea and fraudulent as fuck Japan
MUH OIL

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Is bno kill, again?

I saw Putin visiting Covid patients in a hazmat suit
Very cool of him.

Our president did a teleconference telling hospital managers to "be careful and remember to smile and be positive"

lel no.

This is no job for a sniper but a job for someone who was a nail clipper a spoon and a couple of days off.

the wat

he did not sell his stocks, because he thought its just a flu and now he lost 100 quadzillion $. So better go back to normal in two weeks

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>Day 14 of lockdown, nofap and no nicotine almost over
>Energy gains are MAD
>5k runs are improving daily
>Brainfog gone
>Memory improved
>Cooking and cleaning skills up 1000%
>Just made a big delicious meal
>In bed comfy with belly full and safe from the plague wondering outside in the darkness
>Dick is 90% full girth just in soft mode right now
>It is pulsating and wants to coom

MUST. RESIST.

MUST. KEEP. LOCKDOWN. NO FAP. GOING

MUST. KEEP. SELF IMPROVING

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Anyone else voting for Trump in November literally no matter what?

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Haha YES! It's over goyims!

>Jews spend over a hundred years trying to kill off whites
>Push Chinks to engineer their entire population into Aryans because a kike professor gave them hazardous biological materials for some quick shekels

JUST

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Is she officially waifu of the year?

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>if a patient has coronavirus and dies, it gets reported as coronavirus being the killer, which is stupid
huh?

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how did she get it down in the first place?

It's OK, but army is not deployed yet and cities are not being isolated which is too slow.

So Italy averages the same amount of old people dying as it always has, yet they start tagging them as 'corona-virus' cases if they test positive, despite no increase in the average death rate, and i can't even go out for a pint in my local now? fucking joke this

kill them. prepare their meat and freeze it in.

Learn to draw user, it stopped me from cooming

I'm Bill Mitchell, and I approve of this message.

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>vote
the elections will be suspended

Easy af even though I try not to shit where I eat. Nurses are hoes

70% are desu. I'm in the 30%

You have ball aids

You have ass aids
Serious answer? What color? Blood?Could be anything, an infection, Crohn's.

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nigger doctors dont know what to do to acute patients so they give them all shit like different antibiotica, steroids, and toxic shit from HIV medications
all together
because if they would do nothing and person dies, they are at fault. if they give to much medication and patient dies it looks like oh one person died from corona

ITS IS ALL FAKEEEEEEEE

Yea but only because it'll piss off betas

According to live leak, your prisoners spend their days hacking each other to bits with machetes and scooping brains out with spoons
Not making masks.

They were right,Japan witheld infection numbers because they wanted the committee to stop the Olympics so that they don't have to do it.

you see those webms with dogs being treated so nicely? That's our future

the argument for it is so retarded.

>40% of the patients in that condition die any way so might as well try snake oil
>let's mass produce and apply medicine we have zero proof of working, because Trump said it was a mircle cure and Bolsonaro's children ate it

No, I'm retarded. Nobody black comes here with how much the word nigger is used.

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Get into as much debt as possible as well? Assuming that the debt will scale down as the currency loses value.

>44 less deaths today than yesterday
HAPPENING FAGS ON UTTER FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH
HERD IMMUNITY
BONGS BACK TO WORK IN 3 WEEKS

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Are you literally trying to start election shit in the designated virus thread when you have an entire board you can use?

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what is the mystery payload user?

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Captain Oblivious

More for the rest of us

>Trump Declares Florida a Disaster Area Due to Virus
Based Governor DeSantis getting the job done.

seriously commit suicide
fucking hell

You'd be surprised

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Delivery

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that always happens. a common pattern for this virus seems to be that there are days of less deaths than the previous and then it shoots up again. look up to graphs for every country

Definitly

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When will the US beat China and Italy?

It's not snake oil, it's working perfectly in South Korea, where they are mass testing and giving it to people as soon as possible.
m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=7428

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Pretty fucking much user. May just very well be the best among them all. Free Pornhub Premium, multiple countries going into lockdown. Fucking China and theri economy and shiieet. Normies utterly getting devastated, what's not to love?

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I love Yas Forums drawfags kek

Is every city in the country with over 200'000 people on lockdown? What a fucking ride.

>wait until 20% of people are infected to go away and buy groceries touching everything

Cute tummies

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Tell them you love them. They won't be around much longer.

Nice, Algerie. How is progress on the Yotsuba drawing?

China publicly said they were going to stop testing. Why are people still confused about this?

Checked, goddamn user, you work very fucking fast. Again, thank you for the contributions

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Have you seen photos of Yas Forums meetups? Most people here are mutts anyway.

Chinks had a backlog of patients in Wuhan they couldn't diagnose due to test shortages. Then they added them all at once when they started doing clinical diagnostics and including some people with pneumonia who not have even had Corona. Real cases curve would look more like pic related if they had consistent diagnostics.

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just started

Based user, find a hobby to do while you want to coom

nice
Why the fuck is China recovering already? I want to see more death.

>be 80 year old in terminal phase with several tumors
>staring death in the eyes
>corona comes by
>die
>get documented as being killed by coronavirus

you're on lockdown retard even moreso than us, you gave up on the "herd immunity" meme

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Noted.

Did you defeat your inner coomer?

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Are you willing to walk into suspected or confirmed patient rooms with just droplet precautions (just a surgical mask), for nonintubated patients?

We just want to get rid of the jews, dude.

>stupid monkey believes jews
retard
you deserve to be controlled
get chipped

updated UK cases

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Most waifus are 100% imaginary. Our is, in some way, real and can mess up the world around us

F
Based soviet truth

Should I get a solar panel?

>"lockdown"
>look outside
>still lots of traffic on the road
>maybe even more than normal
/Wuhan-3-months-later/ when?

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its all fake anyway
>old people die because they would have die anyway
>AAAAAAAAA IT WAS CORONAAAAA

>UPDATE 23.20 - Secretarul de stat în Ministerul Sănătăţii Nelu Tătaru spune că testarea în Bucureşti se va face în etape, în primul rând fiind vizat personalul medical.

>“În Bucureşti, după personalul medical începem cu testarea fiecărui cartier în parte. Pacienţii spitalelor sunt şi ei testaţi. (...) Vom testa şi persoanele în vârstă şi cei cu comorbidităţi, apoi vom trece şi la restul populaţiei”, afirmă el, potrivit News.ro.

>Potrivit lui Tătaru, după Bucureşti, vor urma şi celelalte oraşe, Bucureştiul fiind un proiect pilot, pentru a putea evalua starea de infectare a unui oraş.

>“Se va ajunge la o capacitate de două-trei mii de testări pe zi. Vom face la Ministerul Sănătăţii programări şi etapizări pe grupe de vârstă şi pe categorii. Vom începe cu Bucureştiul şi cu aglomerările mari unde există un risc ridicat de transmitere“, a spus Nelu Tătaru.

Noice

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You're not wrong, but none of those pics were Yas Forums meetups. They're either other boards or r*ddit but people pretend it's Yas Forums for shitposting

based

SIXTH DEATH IN MEXICO CONFIRMED

checked and thanks based berber Rembrandt

Do you do digital drawing or paper and pencil? I have difficulty using the digital setup, the adds that pop up ruin the entire experience.

mind giving sauce? would happily read

Well, strange as it may seem, India and China acted competently enough.
I wonder why it's not pillaging Africa yet.

there's no proven medication, people are on respirators in critical conditions near the death bed before they are given random treatments like that.

Makes it all the more better, wouldn't you agree?

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waifu of the year is in and of itself a degenerate term that makes you a filthy waifu trader that deserves nothing but suffering

I hope 15mln of chink phone users going missing without explenation in last 2 months might chear you up