/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2540 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 463,342 (+40,815) ► Died: 20,911 (+2,021)

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

— 2,462 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
archive.is/nMppk

21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study
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Chinese woman caught attempting to spread COVID in Thailand
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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>RESEARCH
In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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>REMINDER
Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
20:48: 1,020 new cases and 23 new deaths in Switzerland.
20:45: 3,730 new cases and 42 new deaths in Germany.
20:39: 250 new cases and 57 new deaths in Spain.
20:25: 235 new cases and 2 new deaths in Ireland.
19:00: 2,931 new cases and 231 new deaths in France.
17:15: 5,210 new cases and 683 new deaths in Italy.
15:30: 4,463 new cases and 14 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>MORE
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>lockdown for another two weeks
>ovulating lonely stepsister and jealous stepmother
>door doesn't lock
What do i do, bros?

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shes growing exponentially

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get raped I guess

no we already did this fuck off

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Heh... loot me if you dare... kid
*teleports away*

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still the thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_That_Are_Dark

> based on its author's experience of living in China for more than one year.

> dishonesty is "the most prominent characteristic in the Chinese mentality as opposed to our own"

>Townsend gives many examples of him being lied to by Chinese employees, coolies, shopkeepers, and government officials, and notes that many other consuls were driven out of the service by this relentless and "aimless lying, with each lie merely a pretext for another".

>The other highly salient trait of the Chinese is their "indifference to fellow suffering".

>Townsend argues that the Chinese may be the only people in the world who are completely unable to comprehend the basic human impulses of sympathy or gratitude toward other people.

>Because the Chinese feel no empathy toward others, they behave in an unbelievably sadistic and cruel fashion toward one another, and they view altruistic foreigners as targets to be mercilessly taken advantage of.

>Other traits Townsend identifies as being typically Chinese are cowardice, lust for money, lack of a sense of personal hygiene, lack of critical thinking skills, insincerity, and obsession with hollow rites.

>these traits are as notable among China's leaders and educated strata as much as they are in the poor masses,

> Among the factions competing for power in China, Townsend believes that none of them, neither the leaders nor their men, have any fixed loyalties or higher motivations apart from desire for loot.

>United States had given at least $160 million in philanthropy to China,

>charities are subject to rampant looting, arson, and murderous mob violence by Chinese people

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>Much of this violence is incited by the anti-foreigner propaganda of the KMT

>With every man only out for himself and "China's microscopically few good men... too weak to be felt"

>Peasants are often compelled to plant opium by local administrators and warlords to pay for their armies, to such an extent that many districts are more heavily planted with opium than food, and all the while KMT officials lie incessantly to the international community about their efforts to suppress the trade.

>Townsend praises the positive influence of the Japanese in China. The Japanese themselves are considered by him to be a loyal, brave, reliable, honest, and cleanly people, and thus the polar opposites of the Chinese.

>Townsend provides his own firsthand account of the Shanghai Incident of 1932, which he claims was probably provoked by Chinese aggression,[29] and similarly sees the Japanese decision to invade Manchuria as a fitting response to the "foredoomed contest of covert violence against the Japanese" waged by Zhang Xueliang.

>Townsend also lavishes praise on the [Japanese]puppet state of Manchukuo as "a blessing to the thirty million or so Chinese living there" which has achieved "stability and well-being for millions".

>Townsend concludes that informed observers are grateful for Japan's role in dealing with an unruly China.

>Townsend affirms that the "backward Chinese" are America’s "only legitimate problem in Asia"

>He warns Americans that the Chinese see kindness only as weakness and thus can never respond to any type of positive reinforcement.

>"For every Chinese, from highest to lowest," he argues, "all the acts of life are concentrated upon extracting, from those who mean nothing to him, what he can for the benefit of himself and his clan."

> By contrast, he believes that the Chinese do understand force and respect strength.

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>SON 24 SAATTE 5.035 test sonuçlandı. 561 tanı kondu. 15 hastamız hayata veda etti. Bugüne dek kaybettiğimiz hasta sayısı 59. Toplam hasta sayımız 2.433.
>Turkey reports 561 new coronavirus cases and 15 new deaths

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>tfw logarithmic graph trending upwards

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I fucking hate my friends. I've been responsible and have stayed away from them for almost two weeks now for social distancing reasons. Know what they're doing tonight? nearly a dozen of them are getting together for a D&D night. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?! Are we just not caring about social distancing anymore?

"fuck it I don't care if I get sick or get someone else sick, i'm boooooooored" is gonna be the mantra of the day?

>is over 180cm tall
>wears high heels
disgusting

The Market Is Back.

The happening is Over.

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Anyone got the gif for 400k yet? Id love to have it....for science!

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Is there anything positive left in this world?

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If Trumps opens shit up in 2 weeks, how long will it take until the U.S. makes Italy look like a rehearsal?

lol

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Kek

Put sheets on your quilt, you filthy scumbag.

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reminder: UK lockdown seem to be completely ineffective.
I've never seen MORE people out and about, in groups >4.

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Fuck your step sister. You step mother can watch and fap to it, old people are gross.

F

Make way for Gary pls, stop hoarding the 56k dialup for him snowsomalis

I've got bulls of steel. BULLS BULLS BULLS BULLS BULLS BULLS BULLS BULLS.

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Isolate yourself

SAY IT WITH ME


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>910 dead
>60k Americans die from the flu every year
imagine destroying the economy over this non-happening

Our ideals, and the lingering courage of the white race.

just me or the japan numbers are actually moving up after the postponed olympics news???

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You're part of the curve now user. Rejoice

>he thinks the DOW is real
Holy shit dude. Protip: look at the market just before the Great Depression

>exponentially
Okay retard, it's been growing in a straight line. This is why people make fun of American education.

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Guys
GUYS

IS IT JUST ME OR DID THE SUN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT PLACE IN THE SKY ALL OF THE SUDDEN???

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Why are there so many damn lazy Americans? You all are literally killing Trumps chance by bitching about this. This is nothing more than the flu. Actually it's weaker than the flu. It's nothing more than the media trying to bring Trump down. By destroying the best economy in history. Yas Forums was instrumental in getting trump elected. Don't be a fool and cause him to lose now. We need to be united.

I"m calling on you all to end the /cvg/ threads. It's enough of endless shllling. Mods should step up and clear these threads. Report them everytime they show up. Trump must win.

haha get fucked

lockdown effects are only seen after two weeks

>main fed news channel tells shitheads to use HIV meds
>HIV meds proved to be ineffective
What do, guys? It gets only darker

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It's from trumps pump the stocks speech. We all know when he give the speech in two weeks its gonna be a straight off the cliff dive.

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that's called a horizontal 3rd degree polynomial brainlet

Yes

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Is it a gleeful smile or a smirk?

Bait

may corona-chan bless your town

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>number of threads multiplied by 9 still greater than number of dead
> happening

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,218 (3,281) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 64,765 (910) Spain 47,611 (3,445) Germany 37,323 (206) Iran 27,017 (2,077) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 10,897 (153) South Korea 9,137 (126) United Kingdom 8,264 (435) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Austria 5,588 (30) Belgium 4,937 (178) Canada 3,290 (30) Norway 3,066 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Sweden 2,526 (62) Turkey 2,433 (59) Brazil 2,433 (57) Australia 2,431 (9) Israel 2,369 (5) Malaysia 1,796 (20) Denmark 1,724 (34) Czech Republic 1,654 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,173 (28) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,063 (8) Poland 1,051 (14) Thailand 934 (4) Romania 906 (14) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Finland 880 (3) Greece 821 (22) Indonesia 790 (58) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Russia 658 (3) India 657 (12) Philippines 636 (38) Singapore 631 (2) Slovenia 528 (5) Peru 480 (9) Colombia 470 (4) Egypt 456 (21) Panama 443 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +47 (+4) Italy +5,210 (+683) United States +9,909 (+130) Spain +5,553 (+454) Germany +4,332 (+47) Iran +2,206 (+143) France +2,929 (+231) Switzerland +1,020 (+31) South Korea +100 (+6) United Kingdom +187 (+13) Netherlands +852 (+80) Austria +305 (+2) Belgium +668 (+56) Canada +498 (+4) Norway +200 (+2) Portugal +633 (+10) Sweden +227 (+22) Turkey +561 (+15) Brazil +186 (+11) Australia +114 (+1) Israel +439 (+2) Malaysia +172 (+4) Denmark +133 (+2) Czech Republic +260 (+3) Ireland +235 (+2) Japan +114 (+2) Ecuador +91 (+1) Chile +220 (+1) Pakistan +91 (+1) Poland +150 (+4) Romania +112 (+2) Saudi Arabia +133 (+1) Finland +88 (+2) Greece +78 (+2) Indonesia +104 (+3) Russia +163 (+2) India +121 (+2) Philippines +84 (+3) Slovenia +48 (+1) Peru +64 (+2) Colombia +92 (+1) Egypt +54 (+1) Panama (+2) Bahrain +27 (+1) Mexico +38 (+1) Estonia +35 (+1) Dominican Republic +80 (+4) Argentina (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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by posting this, you already should have know the reply

lol, insecure manlet incel detected. Confirmed by romanian memflag

So Asian Jews.

>Chinese woman caught attempting to spread COVID in Thailand
Do we need any more reasons to nuke China?

>Loss of smell or taste may be a symptom of coronavirus infection
I had this last week, thought it was just seasonal allergies.
I feel fine now though.

Brave. Contributing to the herd. Take your respirator off and do your part slacker!

ayyy lmao

>logarithmic scale

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Tiananmen Square 1989

confirmed

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CoronaChan dispenser here again.
Post one get one.
ask for something specific or I'll just post something vaguely similar.
I have a lot so just ask.
We'll start with a wallpaper.

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It only cost 10 trillion dollars.

COPE

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>dead 20,000
RIP WORLD

So what is happening in Brazil? Did Bolsonaro started a civil war because no one is following his decisions?

For 28 dead they have to report ~1000 cases to keep it within the normal 3%.

Yeah, did you say that before every other upwards shift earlier in that graph which preceded another more precipitous drop?

Who's gonna win lads?

Shitaly or Amerimutts?

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Make me

look here! 2 out of 2 times confirmed

UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE UK NUMBERS WHERE

Mmm she's getting sexier!!! No futa bulge though....

Get a duvet cover and have some self respect user

t. cope yank with no bean stash

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Spain

Nigger US is going to look like that ANYWAYS, in 2 weeks even diehard republicans are going to tell Trump to eat shit.

For all those wondering about home defence go buy a car battery and hook it up to your front door. If someone you don't know is at the door turn the batter on and they're a cooked. If you have anything labeled poison at 50mg it will kill someone, all things labeled poison kill at 50mg.

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80% of Brazilian states have their own clusters of infection and community spread.

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They can print whatever amount they want anyway

When the cases start going down will her tits shrink?

> case : 64,765
> recovery : 392
burgerz has ze best health system in ze world

Only 28 deaths in the UK in the past 24 hours. I'm fucking done with this bullshit, it really felt like a genuine happening. 28 people what an absolute fucking joke.

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>2nd Mutts law already proven

>UK is running out of HRT for menopausal women
oh shit

telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/10/national-hrt-shortage-leaves-200000-menopausal-women-suffering/

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So much more user, just gotta wait for the niggers, gubermints, globohomos and shit to die off

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Who?

but its serious...
I'm trying but its not working

> a month
> when we said there is no pandemic
> when we didn’t suggest or propose any kind of measures against this virus
Whatever happens I hope everyone of these WHO cunts die

nice oldschool mask

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WTF its just reach 400K yesterday and moving to 500K likely today or tomorrow.

this virus THE GOAT?

I want this shit to be over.

people not even infected are killing themselves

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Maymays aside is the USA literally finished as the global most dominant power?
China is handing out crucial medical supplies all over the world like candy and normies are all falling for their shit. Even smaller weaker Russia is thumbing its nose at NATO in Italy. NATO, the EU, the UN, USAID, all the entities boomers came to rely on in time of international disasters are nowhere to be seen
Burger leadership is basically satire at this point
The election will be played out between two deeply senile men who may not even survive into 2021
Germany is butthurt at Anglos and sucking chink dick massively, re-arranging all the power dynamics in Europe
Africa and South America are already lost to chinks
Not even South Korea is committed to an alliance with the US because they want reunification with Kim
Is it literally over?

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If I intentionally get a virus and die, will it not be considered fraud in the "other" world?

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>best economy in history.
Doesn't seem fit for purpose anymore my lad

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I lived there and always say this, though not in so many words. Sick society.

I want a chibi/cute one.

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Well shit in my mouth and call me your sister!

Fucking golden

We'll win total cases. Italy will win deaths. Liechtenstein for the dark horse in most cases per capita.

no, the time to act was in december you dumb ningger

US CORONA JOKE FORCE BRIEF WHEN?
> US CORONA JOKE FORCE BRIEF WHEN?
US CORONA JOKE FORCE BRIEF WHEN?
> US CORONA JOKE FORCE BRIEF WHEN?
US CORONA JOKE FORCE BRIEF WHEN?

You amerifucks are a fucking joke, let that goldfish of a brain govern you hahahaha

This weekend USA #1, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN THIS RIGHT?

HAHAHA

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GLOBAL DEATH RATE 16%
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE 16%
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>GLOBAL DEATH RATE 16%
GLOBAL DEATH RATE 16%
>GLOBAL DEATH RATE 16%

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>2.4% national death rate
>deaths only in subhuman states
happening canceled

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quality choice

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stressful webm

683 pastas
Curve /flattened/
Happening cancelled frens

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sure thing

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I got beans fren...canned tomatoes are hard to come by though.

Update your fucking numbers already

>killing yourself
>heroic act
Excuse me?

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She's vanquishing our enemies

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>3D printed adapter
What's even the point

no it won't and no it won't

i made this second compilation of coronasituations. You might want to watch and share.

youtube.com/watch?v=qfL21ZdOGs4

See 60 less deaths than yesterday. Happening over.

Filthy coofer!!

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WHITE HOUSE IS LIVE GET IN HERE AND LARP LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

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Could be the UK is lagged behind the other countries? Let's hope Corona-chan doesn't mutate to a different strain.

Noice

This fucking guy sucks China's dick so hard

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I always liked that edit.
It's so clean I thought it was the original at first.

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41 total
The 28 were just the English scum

The madman is doing it? Does the ride ever end?

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100k tests for millions of people in Bucharest. They can barely test doctors and politicians with those. See you in July.

IMAGINE the inflation.
I hope my government won't do something retarded like this, I have no gold.

>28
>UK

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Its still a good time to lynch that faggot nigger scumbag.
He deserves Nurnberg #2
He must be forced to dig graves for all died from corona, then infected with it and left without medical care

Based airborne priests, blessing away the contagion through the power of Our Lady.
Bongland shall have no such blessing, due to our heresy.

ONLY 41 DEATHS - 46 FROM YESTERDAY
ONLY 41 DEATHS - 46 FROM YESTERDAY
ONLY 41 DEATHS - 46 FROM YESTERDAY


WHERE MY /HERD/ BROS AT??

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Serious/Critical has gone from 20 -> 122
Tomorrow will be good numbers.

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Waiting for them to go live. I imagine it will be another 20 to 50 minutes before the briefing starts