/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A RATINGS HIT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Democrats: Placing Politics Over People 3/24/20
pic.twitter.com/JO6fGhifad
youtu.be/595pvdlSlp0
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470667-1/
youtu.be/4R75JwHCA1U
>Pres Trump Interview w/Bill Hemmer 3/24/20
youtu.be/vGiV5ITWVWY
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144413240001 (full)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (Pres Trump)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
c-span.org/video/?470647-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>DepCBPCommr Perez on Spicer&Co 3/24/20
youtu.be/BIose2uKiwA
>DepHHSSec Hargan on America 1st w/Gorka 3/24/20
youtu.be/wtxZE2tIaKw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/24/20
youtu.be/IbN5YS9nZqQ
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on Hannity 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144508388001
>SG Adams @SRNT 26th Annual Meeting on Smoking Cessation 3/24/20
youtu.be/Z9YhzFzkrI0

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fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/
jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399
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new baker needed please

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i got it

MAGA

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Banned the cure.
Good like New York

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Is this a shill?

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MAGA

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No more lockdowns!
MAGA!

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M
A
G
A W O O

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dems are fucking disgusting

today's completely organic anti-trump twitter trend

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MAGA

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H-he did it! He saved us all from economic collapse. Based orange man

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DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?

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Who here waiting until 5:30 to open stream because he gonna be late?

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Sinema wants all manufacturing shut down for the next year and a half

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lainposters are rapidly becoming the worst in the thread

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MAGA

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Lol, why do they keep writing articles admitting how corrupt and biased they are? I've never seen so little self-awareness from an entire political faction.

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Rand Paul isn’t sick, he is the designated survivor

>300 For BEEEEERDS
>301

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WH stream is LIVE

>youtube.com/watch?v=08upmWPFnr0

>Coronavirus REEEEEE REEEE

*shakes up virus particles and distributes it throughout the state*

Bye Commiefornia, it was bad knowing you

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My little brother just sent me this meme, and as a cowboys fan I find it absolutely disgusting to be making light out of such a dark situation.

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>18 months

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>WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO WONDERED INTO MY WEB
>WHATS THAT DONAHLD??
>ONLY 1200 FOR THE NEETS
>LET MOMMMA NANCY HOLD THE LINE

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SHUT IT DOWN

"b-but Mr. Rosenb-"

I SAID SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN! BLIMF WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN SUB 40 APPROVAL BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!

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She has serious mental issues. Extreme bi-polar at minimum.

yes, this is a shill

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>Democrats want 18 month lockdowns
>TrumpMadness

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>lainposters are rapidly becoming the worst in the thread
nuh uh

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Rapist living off his ex wife's money wants you to not get any money at all.

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So we can buy everything from China, no doubt

Whores.

I call every one of you whores. Because anyone who would sell their soul wouldn't think twice about selling your ass. In fact, "whore" might be a step for you.

You get on here and give your speeches about Conservatism and fiscal responsibility and reigning in government spending. Talk, talk talk.

But youre gonna take that Corona money. Youre gonna take that dirty money and put it right in your pocket. Youre gonna stuff your wallet that filthy cash and that makes you whores. You done sold your soul. You stand for nothing. Cuz in the end, its no different than if you threw on a blond fright wig, smeared some lipstick on and grabbed some wall behind a truck-stop, bent your knees, lifted your bare ass, spread your cheeks and let your rectum get stuffed full of hard, probably brown, cock, deep and slow.

I can practically hear the helpless whimpering of unexpected ecstasy from here, as that big brown trucker grabs your wrists and leans in while you feel his weight pinning you, pressing your face against that graffitti covered wall, his breathy feral grunts going right in your ear, his face sliding against your neck, his smell filling your nostrils as manhood drills deep inside your hole, hips battering your ass, balls slapping your taint until his load warmly splashes inside your guts and leaves you without saying a word.

And there you are, behind a building, between a feild and a road, pants down, sweating, jizz dribbling down your inner thigh.

And a pocket full of Trumpbux, you dirty, dirty whores, all of you.

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Trumpbucks will never happen.
House/Senate will never agree on the same bill.

MAGA

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After this morning's Twitter hijinks, will this presser be lit? Will we see mad beat downs /ptg/?

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keep going

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Arizona gets what they deserve for voting for that dumb dyke

OY VEY! Why is it always 6?
>first line of the article
>Israel is and has always been America’s greatest ally, and they continue to prove why.
thedcpatriot.com/israel-donates-6-million-doses-of-malaria-drug-hydroxychloroquine-to-united-states/

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Hello fellow wide-eyed.

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yes hold that line Nancy, in fact just bend over it a little bit

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>paper mache and ketchup lady is dying
lmao

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If small businesses take out loans they aren't allowed to file arbitration against employees who unionize.
Democrats are a joke.

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>making light out of such a dark situation.
Name CNN's policy for airing criminals

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>they order me to not work
>now they owe money for my lost wages
It’s not hard you dumb nigger

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Too bad the unfunny cunt didn't die.

I never played Deus Ex all the way through. Sad, I know. And that game also did a good job of predicting the future (now) as well.
>and 2 was a literal copy paste of mgs1, even the game admits it
The game said that sort of tongue-in-cheek. Kojima knew you can only do so much with "sneaky sneaks" type games. He's always been realistic about his games. That said, he kept those games entertaining by doing shit no other big studio does anymore: put little cool shit in them you have to search for or play a lot to even find or notice. Cool small things like Snake's eyes having to adjust to darkness in 3 when you fall into the dark cave, etc. I don't care what you say about him, he liked what he did and put passion into those games instead of shit out new cowadootys every year on the same engine with a new texture pack and calling it a new game.
That, or Armstrong from Rising. They even have the same slogan.
youtube.com/watch?v=IMpuUUV2HeE

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MAGA

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Considering his tweets this morning. I think trump knows something.

To be fair I won't be getting anything because I don't work. And only those who are working get Trumpbux if I remember correctly.

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Absolutely lost their goddamned minds over the course of the last 18 months or so. The lack of self awareness is astonishing.

And they shouldn't with the shit Dems put in.

What time is the press conference?

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why does this slut wear the bear suit when hamster is so much better and more comfy as well?

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>Trump calls out the nigger who put gum on their seat yesterday

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I didn’t vote for her

what's your pre-briefing snack?

Ice-cream with salted caramel here, it's amazing

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Honestly, she’s pretty fucking hot. It’s always been a fantasy of mine to have a gf try to kill me

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2.5 fries

Predictive programming.

He should start playing the songs from his rallies while the press waits for him to speak.

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RIP social distancing

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Why do they even need to be tested? There isn't even a cure, just stay the fuck away from people if you feel sick.

Guess his loss is being compensated by Tim pool?

Vanilla and Vanilla ice cream only
all other flavors promote race mixing

your state ordered you not to work, your state should pay your gibs

>OH I WONT BE THE ONE BENDING OVER

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I only eat white foods because I’m white.

>it was mexicans!
>no it was actually mormon ninjas!
>no wait he was beating me!

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>Because I didn't get a test, nobody got a test.

sauce NAO

I legitimately can’t tell if this is a male or female. Like seriously.

>Fox News has jumped the shark
Cuvato just told his viewers to tune in to Elton John and donate to that faggot.

was this picture taken by her dad during their quarantine together?

bourbon as always, experiencing signs of liver failure this goes on any longer I doubt I will make it.

you say that, but psycho girl will wait till you're most vulnerable

rootbeer
cinnamon life cereal
chinese pussy
juice monster

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>not watching the antics of the fake news ahead of the update

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>What says you user? Will you look into your heart and make this one exception and let her to sneak into the country with you as her sponsor?
NO! Let her eat soup!

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Say the line, shill.

Actually it was the county. I applied for unemployment but I don’t think I will qualify because you have to be looking for a new job, and I’m not looking for a new job, I just can’t work for two weeks.

spicy

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>Why do they even need to be tested?
Test = $1000
Trump Pills = $25

>can't cook traditional Japanese food
Into the trash it goes. I want my miso soup.

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Holy Crap, user. I would lose my shit.
>Lose it I tells ya.

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press are robots, confirmed

This is a complete joke. The government is now openly hostile toward us. The economy is shut down for the foreseeable future on the whims of rootless marxist jews. What the fuck do we do? No one seems to care. No one is doing anything.

post Trump kino

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>e-girl putting her eggs in the freezer
ironic isn't it

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she's got an austrolopethecene jaw

pandemic will be declared over before we actually get any aid for it
this will reveal it for the nothingburger it always was
Dems get all the blame as they shut down their cities and the economy over a flu that ends up killing 5k tops

Mitch smiles slightly as his "play the long game" strategy works yet again

lmfao, absolute clown wurrrld

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Is that fucking tofu? Good sweet lord it's like an estrogen injection to the veins.

I dont think you realize, you've already assumed the position.

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I'm laughing now but unzipped in anticipation of more

>it's already wired

This chick creeps me the fuck out

Damn that's a great picture.

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>no delusional psychotic gf to tussle with and dominate into submission
I'm not sure I deserved those feels

Fatty has always tried to oppose Trump, wops will always wide with fellow niggers against white civilization

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jpost.com/Opinion/Op-Ed-Contributors/Pelosis-father-and-the-Holocaust
>Speaker Pelosi's father, the late US congressman Thomas D'Alesandro, Jr., of Maryland, was known as a Roosevelt Democrat. What is not widely known is that D'Alesandro broke ranks with president Franklin D. Roosevelt on the issues of rescuing Jews from Hitler and creating a Jewish State. D'Alesandro was one of the congressional supporters of the Bergson Group, a maverick Jewish political action committee that challenged the Roosevelt administration's policies on the Jewish refugee issue during the Holocaust, and later lobbied against British control of Palestine. The Bergson activists used unconventional tactics to draw attention to the plight of Europe's Jews, including staging theatrical pageants, organizing a march by 400 rabbis to the White House, and placing more than 200 full-page advertisements in newspapers around the country.

Oh shit ABORT

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looks like shes in some sort of sleeping cabine on a train

>Is that fucking tofu? Good sweet lord it's like an estrogen injection to the veins.
Asian cuisine features tofu frequently, but there is also a lot of pork in there and it looks similar.

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If this was my daughter... I don't blame sandniggers for offing their own.

2

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>Retarded cunts are retarded
The sky is blue, the pope fucks children, water is wet

Well looky here at this fancy-pants book learnin' user usin' his big words.

>Larry Kudlow super negative on the economy coming up.


LMAO!!! Once those second quarter numbers come in in July, Trump is fucking over. Dems have this one. It's the economy, stupid.

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Katie Pavlich is my favorite girl. She looks like she can wear slutty clothes on public.

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The presser is fashionably late once again, to let people tell other people it's happening.

>lugenpresse doesn't believe their own propaganda
SHOCKING

Reddit is panicing

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I legit earned the bandanna on hard mode with tranks only.
I still have nightmares about shooting froggies with a bolt action trank rifle while riding in the motorcycle sidecar.

>He should start playing the songs from his rallies while the press waits for him to speak.
Or maybe even tell the comfy story about the snek.

>2009 stimulus foreconomic crisis
>2020 stimulus for government forcing people to stop working in a health crisis
journos and dems alike are completely out of touch, sorry to say.
People depend on them gibs, and they know very well who's shutting those businesses AND who's blocking that gibs vote with abortions and voter fraud

lmao she doesn't realize that the doctors don't want her to live

15 get HCQ, 15 don’t. All survive.
>it doesn’t work
Fuck the fake news.

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she's slackjawed
is that better?

Rekt.

>trump be like
youtube.com/watch?v=oSyNjDeCC5k

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wtf is this refugee on about, best case government is a glorified insurance agent

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>dems are obviously and purposefully sabotaging the American economy and denying people much needed aid
>blimpf is fucked
You’re exceptionally retarded

>health crisis
Imagine believing this lmao

The study is from China, too. More propaganda.

This will stop people from killing their spouses with fish tank cleaner.

Just send them a letter saying the rent is due, all at once, when this ends...I bet at least some of them will pay up. Plebbit are fucking children and this plebbit post is just some retarded leftist larping....

This would be my dream. I'd immediately send them a letter saying that I have no more money for utilities and would immediately cut every service they receive. Also, I'll be converting it into a homeless shelter.

>Miller updates the script
>it's a bat now

I'd evict them anyways, they're obviously still paying for water and electricity somehow.

I always liked this one.

Bloomberg makes huge money off of Bloomberg terminals in China. He's gonna spread their propaganda for them.

Dumbass doesn't realize that Reddit is anti-landlords.

I bet they're all niggers or spics.

So basically, you can call anything a “cure” because nobody was going to die anyway

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Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2020 5:01 PM
Subject: In town pool report #7: Briefing now at 5.30pm

NH here, two white states are on our own against the horde.

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Its also a chink study, so theres no reason to believe any of it.

>six million

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>wtf is this refugee on about
Communism.

Utilities are covered by the tenant

Suicide by mob?

You idiot. Presidents in modern times are judged by their economic record. By November, Trump gets an F.

I assume the Canada border is close

Legally you can’t do that

Lol I hope that filthy jew dies

I like that hashtag. Reminds me of Macho Madness.

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>if i shiver enough it will be ok
Stop hugging our border for warmth. Stop sending us your cold.

I only played one Deus Ex game, but I enjoyed it.

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She's in unbearable pain? GOOD

Doubt it. A landlord that posts on reddit most likely filled the place with baristas, who are also the one who would be dying to (((organize)))

Why Gurlmpf not visit sick people?

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Based, fuck these Jewish landlords

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